Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Tsunade was stunned: "Human?"

"Human beings are not grass and trees. How can we be ruthless? If we really continue to live in this way, then the long life will be too gloomy. I think my dead relatives will not be willing to see this. For this reason, I also need to follow Normal people have friends who will accompany me throughout my long life. And you three are my chosen friends."

Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect.

Orochimaru chewed these words carefully, not only sighing with emotion.

Mr. Qing Pheasant is really talented.

Just a few words from his mouth actually made him gain a lot.

In fact, in Orochimaru's eyes, Aokihiko sleeps all day long in school. This is definitely not laziness as described by outsiders, but because he is too smart to be interested in anything.

Selected?

Tsunade was in a fog: "What do you mean?"

"As I said, people are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since I can't stop the classmates around me from becoming ninjas and seeking death, then I have to select the people who are most likely to survive during the mission to be my friends. After my observation, you three should be the three most talented students in this class besides me.

"If nothing unexpected happens, the strength of the three of you should be very strong in the future, and naturally the probability of death during missions will be relatively low.

"Of course, the premise is that you guys get along well with me. If you can't play with me, I won't have in-depth communication with you and treat you as a friend."

After hearing this, the three of them had some insights.

First of all, Jiraiya was very happy.

He has been a loser since he was a student, and people around him laughed at him as a fool.

He didn't want to admit it, but Jiraiya actually knew his level better than anyone else. He never expected that the genius Aokiji would recognize him so much.

Orochimaru suddenly became enlightened and finally understood the reason why Aokiji deliberately approached him that day. As for the impure motives, this was nothing to Orochimaru. Instead, he saw Aochiji's frankness and his sincerity in not hiding it. He treats him as a friend.

Tsunade, like Orochimaru, didn't worry about Aokiji's impure motives. She could play with Aokiji, but her own motives were not that pure. She was greedy for the food he cooked, but she had gone from shallow to deep. In-depth communication eventually evolved into good friends.

However, there is one thing she is not sure about:

"It does make sense to say that, but if that's the case, why does Jiraiya catch your eye? He can play with you. I admit this. After all, you two are big perverts. The stench is the same when they work together."

Qing Pheasant:......

Jiraiya:......

"But as you said, there is a prerequisite for you to choose a friend, and that is to have high ninja talent. Forgive me, I really can't see that this guy Kiraiya has any talent as a ninja. It can be said that except His shortcomings are useless. He was an obvious trap in Teacher Yuan Fei's test. No matter how you look at it, he is the kind of guy who dies during the mission. This is far different from your standards."

Tsunade made a reasonable analysis, almost analyzing the color of Jiraiya's underwear, which made him very embarrassed.

"Hey, Tsunade, what you said to me is going too far."

Jiraiya was very depressed. He didn't expect that he would be such a piece of shit among Tsunade's subordinates, but when he thought about it carefully, he really was like this...

Aoki said: "You underestimate Jiraiya too much."

Jiraiya looked at him with an moved expression: "Aoji..."

"Well, everything you said is right."

Jiraiya:......

Tsunade laughed and said, "Let me tell you, maybe you lowered your selection criteria just because you smell the same as Jiraiya."

"I'm not someone who lowers my merit selection standards for this reason. It makes sense for Jiraiya to be my friend." Qingzhi said indifferently: "Haven't you ever thought about it, the one with the best grades in the class? Okay, you and Orochimaru, why did you team up with the crane tail in the class?"

Tsunade took it for granted: "Isn't it to balance strength?"

Aoki shook his head: "You think it's too simple. If it's just about balancing strength, then one of you and Orochimaru should be assigned to another team in exchange for a mid-level teammate.

"There are three levels: upper, middle and lower. This is what you call the balance of strength, but obviously the result is not like this. I remember you said that your mentor Hiruzen Sarutobi is a disciple of the Second Hokage, so I guess the strength is between The village is also one of the best, so the question is, you, Orochimaru, and Sarutobi Hiruzen are all the best, why do you want to put a crane tail Jiraiya?"

Tsunade thought for a moment, looked at Jiraiya who was looking confused, and said with great reluctance: "Is this guy a hidden genius?"

Qing Pheasant shrugged: "Otherwise..."

What?

Am I a genius?

Jiraiya was confused and scratched his head.

This is the first time in his life that someone calls him a genius.

I do not know how?

This feeling is like a young man who is used to living a hard life, and suddenly one day his poor father tells himself: My son, your father and I are actually a super rich second generation, and the money I own can circle the earth.

I have raised you poor for so many years just to train you and let you know the pragmatic spirit of enduring hardship and standing hard work. Now the time is ripe and it is time to tell you.

At this moment, Jiraiya couldn't say how happy he was. He couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh wildly: "Wow haha, I knew it, I knew it, I am a genius. As expected, Toad Immortal will not deceive me. Who else would be the son of destiny than me?"

Seeing Jiraiya being so arrogant, Tsunade felt as if she had a fly in her mouth. She looked at Aoji with a questioning look in her eyes, as if to say: "Aoji, please tell me, this was all a joke. Right?

Aoki smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, in a sense, Jiraiya is indeed a genius, because he has something that none of the three of us have. And this thing is closely related to the most important talent of a ninja."

"Qingzhi, you are really my soulmate, I really love you to death. Mua~"

"Go away, I'm not interested in men." Aoji pushed away Jiraiya who was approaching him with a look of disgust.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Jiraiya rubbed his hands excitedly: "Tell me, what talents do I have that are unknown to others? Why don't I know."

"Lawful."

"what?"

Jiraiya's smile instantly froze.

Perhaps it wasn't obvious enough, so Qingzhi deliberately added in a serious tone: "And he's very lustful."

Jiraiya:

The eyes that looked at Qing Zhi seemed to be saying, are you kidding me?

Tsunade smiled brightly and couldn't stop laughing.

Orochimaru covered his mouth and snickered.

Qingzhi said seriously: "I'm not joking."

Three people: "Uh..."

Aoki continued: "Jiraiya is very lustful. This is a shortcoming and an advantage."

Tsunade was extremely speechless, lust was one of the advantages of being a hairball.

She even suspected that Qingzhi was talking nonsense seriously and was happy to find Jiraiya.