Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

"But then again, how did you know that I am interested in medical ninjas recently?"

Qing Zhi was a little surprised. He probably didn't take the initiative to mention this to her.

"Do you remember the Lake Biwa jounin who gave you a lecture last time?"

"What's wrong with the impression?"

"Tell you, she is actually our teacher Yuan Fei's girlfriend. The last time the two of them were chatting, you happened to be mentioned, and we happened to be present at that time."

"girlfriend?"

"Yes, she is Teacher Yuan Fei's girlfriend, but they should get married soon."

marry?

Aokiji remembered it, and it seemed that Hiruzen Sarutobi did have a wife in the original novel, but he just received a lunch box when he appeared.

Because he was a supporting actor, Qing Pheasant's memory was not very deep, so he naturally had no impression of his name.

But why did Hiruzen Sarutobi talk about him? He probably had nothing to do with the future Third Hokage. The only intersection was that he had a good relationship with his three disciples.

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen has not yet become the Hokage, as a disciple of the Second Hokage, he is also a person in a high position in the village. How can he even pay attention to a little shrimp like himself after being so full?

Is it because he is an Uchiha that he doesn't even let children go?

No, with this attitude of guarding against thieves, I, the Great Uchiha, did not pick up your ancestral graves.

Thinking of this, Qingzhi broke into a cold sweat. He didn't expect that he would pay so much attention to himself after he was so embarrassed.

If Aoki was an adult, he would be able to understand being so wary, but the question is, am I still a child, should I be so cruel?

"Well, well...what do your teachers talk about me?"

Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen has his own informant, and Aokiji can inquire about information at any time.

"What else can there be? It's not because of the medical ninja thing. Because no one wants to be a medical ninja. It's rare for someone to take advantage of you. Oh no, a compassionate person, so naturally I have to pay close attention to you."

What does being taken advantage of mean? You might as well explain it clearly.

Medical ninjas are very unpopular these days. Even Tsunade, the representative figure of future medical ninjas, is not interested, which shows how unpopular they are.

"Why do you want to be a medical ninja, Duanduan?"

Last time Orochimaru analyzed Aokiji's motivations for his behavior, and he wanted to hear what Aokiji said from his own mouth.

"Didn't I tell you? Because I'm afraid of death. Being a medical ninja is purely because I don't have to go to the front line and the survival rate is much higher. To be honest, I don't even want to be a medical ninja. My dream is to make money. , make money, or make money and live a good life.

"If it weren't for the fact that I'm too talented in ninjas, the elders in my family might not let me take the path of ninja. I figured that I would have to take the path of ninja in the end, so I decided to take the initiative and choose A kind of ninja who can survive most can only be used to nurse others from behind, and he doesn't have to worry about his life safety. How wonderful."

Tsunade's eyelids twitched: You are truly the most stubborn Uchiha I have ever seen. "

"Thank you for the compliment."

Blue pheasant is the same as hob meat, whatever he says.

"What does the word "milk" he said just now mean?"

Tsunade just heard a strange word. Based on the context, he should mean treatment here.

What does the word "milk" have to do with?

So I'm very curious.

As soon as he said it smoothly, Qingzhi replied casually: "It's not interesting, it's just treatment."

"treat?"

Tsunade frowned: "What does the word "milk" mean for you? It's the 'milk' that doesn't know how to milk."

"correct."

"I don't understand, what does this have to do with the word "milk"?"

Qingzhi pursed his lips and hissed: "This explanation is a bit complicated, let me think about it..."

This vocabulary is a joke from the past life, everyone understands it, but there is such a joke in this world.

How was he going to explain it.

Tsunade dug into the matter and asked, "Does the word "milk" have a special meaning? Why didn't I know?"

Qing Pheasant:......

After a long time, he spoke: "This is called a rhetorical technique. Due to the intensity of communication, the original meaning gradually deviates from the original meaning and becomes another meaning."

"don't know."

"Milk has the characteristics of high protein, high nutrition, and easy absorption. Under normal circumstances, when you are recovering from a serious illness, in order to recover better, you often need to take in some nutritious things. At this time, something like this high protein, easy to absorb Milk became the obvious choice.”

"don't know."

It was right that Tsunade didn't understand, because even Aokiji himself didn't know what he was talking about.

However, these words also bought Qingzhi enough time to think. He shook his head and pretended to be profound, as if a teacher lamented that his students were not enlightened: "You are really slow. Forget it, a good person will do it to the end and send it to the Buddha." Send it to the west."

After that, he held his chest with one hand and dragged his chin with the other, thinking and mumbling: "How should I explain it to you? Let me think about it, oh, yes. I will give you a real example around me. It’s better to understand what memes mean.”

Tsunade was stunned: "A real example around you?"

"For example: It smells so good."

"It smells so good?"

A smile appeared on Qingzhi's lips, and he secretly pointed out: "I don't know who it was. Last time, she was so tough that she would rather die than eat stinky tofu. But after that, she ate the most, and even said : It smells so good.”

(乛乛): "You say so, Tsunade-chan."

Tsunade:……

Obviously, the person Aokiji was mocking was her Tsuna.

Jiraiya snickered on the side, and even Orochimaru couldn't help laughing.

When the old things came up again, Tsunade's cheeks were as red as freshly cooked blue crabs, and she wanted to find a place to crawl into them.

It's her fault. The smell of the stinky tofu was so stinky at first, it was as good as shit. But after eating it, I realized that it tasted really good.

I couldn't hold it back and said this. I was teased by Qing Pheasant a lot for it at that time, and now Qing Pheasant specifically brought it out, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

"Originally, the meaning of "Zhenxiang" refers to the delicious taste, but in some special circumstances, the word has changed. For example, "Zhenxiang" has become a very arrogant rejection of something at the beginning, but in the next second it will be because of Reality has been slapped in the face, and I have no choice but to accept it obediently. I say this, do you understand? Tsunade-san."

Tsunade blushed and gritted her teeth: "I understand, don't mention the fragrance again."

She didn't know why, but she always felt that this word might accompany her in the rest of her life.

Aoki stopped teasing him and returned to the previous question: "For example, the word "milk" also gradually changed due to a certain environment and became a therapeutic effect. For example: If I say Gang Hands, please give me two mouthfuls of breasts. The explicit meaning is nothing to say, but the meaning behind it is very interesting. It translates to Tsunade, please heal me. Isn’t it interesting? And breasts can be combined with some words to become something else. means, such as wet nurse or wet nurse, refers to a woman or man who has medical treatment."

Tsunade sighed: "Who wants to give you milk... uh... treatment. I'm not a medical ninja."

Orochimaru said with admiration: "Listening to you, I am like seeing the sun through the clouds, and I am suddenly enlightened. You are able to describe boring words so vividly and vividly. I think Aoji-kun will become a novelist in the future, and he will also be a best-selling author."

Novelist...

After being reminded by a friend, Qing Zhi touched his chin and thought about this issue seriously.

It seems that Jiraiya has made a lot of money from novels. Can he imitate him?

Although Qingzhi can't write novels, he can plagiarize. Bah, bah, can the time-traveler thing be called plagiarism?

That's called a tribute!

That’s called learning!

Just write a novel like The Lord of the Rings based on your memory, and it won't be reduced to a blow.

Like dwarves, elves, demons, dragons, etc. No one in this world has ever seen this thing. By then, the royalties will not be enough to make my hands cramp.

In particular, the elves will definitely cause a frenzy among the gentlemen. How can someone with blond hair, fair skin and beauty despite his age... uh... look like someone?

Thinking of this, Qing Zhi glanced meaningfully at Mou Rang, thinking that it would be nice to have a pair of more pointed ears.

Tsunade asked strangely: "What are you looking at me for?"

"It's nothing, Tsunade-kun is awesome!"

Tsunade:? ? ?

"It always seems like you are brewing some evil thoughts with that expression on your face."

Aoki coughed twice and said seriously, "Tsunade-san, are you interested in working towards a medical ninja?"

"I'm not interested. Unless my mind is blocked by the door, I won't take the job."

Tsunade said that she was not good enough to be a medical ninja.