Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

The matter of the Konoha delegation was handed over to Kakashi.

Funan is now free.

But it's really boring!

Looking at the vast desert, wandering aimlessly, Funan couldn't help but feel frustrated.

Sunagakure is truly the most desolate of the five great shinobi villages.

Apart from having plenty of sand, there is nothing interesting here, very different from what I had imagined.

Pakura is too much... After returning to Suna, she actually threw her man aside and ran away.

'I'll definitely punish her next time.'

"Forget it, I better get to work. I remember that fat old man asked me to come to Suna to..."

Funan sighed, then instantly appeared in front of a shinobi, stared at him and said: "Boy, why are you following me?"

"I, I..." The shinobi was stunned.

"I know!" Funan narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "You must be a spy from Konoha."

"I..." The Suna shinobi was dumbfounded.

Funan grabbed the shinobi, lifted him up in his hand, and said: "Let's go, Mr. Spy, let's go to the Kazekage Residence and explain it properly.

Fuck you!

The shinobi was caught and taken away with a dazed look on his face.

Funan's speed was incredible. In a few flashes, he had already arrived at the Kazekage Residence.

[Boom!!!]

A loud bang resounded. The entire Kazekage Residence trembled.

At this moment, an extremely arrogant voice sounded. "Is there anyone here? Let someone with authority come out."

Hearing that voice, Kakashi almost knelt down.

Oh my god!

Funan!

Rasa stood up suddenly, his face cold. "How dare you make trouble in my Kazekage Residence!"

The Gold Dust appeared, enveloping. The next moment, he disappeared from the office.

"What, what do we do?" Kakashi asked Itachi in a trembling voice.

"What should we do?" Itachi pouted and said: "Just chill."

Looking at Kakashi's grief-stricken expression, Itachi sighed and said: "Senpai, don't worry. Minister Funan knows what he's doing... eh, don't look at me like that. At least, he's never lost out, right?"

Kakashi sighed in relief, then said resignedly: "Then what should we do?"

"How would I know?!" Itachi sighed and said: "After returning, I will definitely not go on missions with Minister Funan. To be with him, you need to have a strong heart, and my heart is obviously not up to standard."

"Uchiha Funan! What are you up to? Does Konoha want to declare war on Sunagakure? This is an intolerable offense!" A great roar of anger resounded, followed by an immense surge of chakra.

Itachi and Kakashi looked at each other.

Rasa glared at Funan, but in his mind he kept wondering what was going on.

Has the master come to cause trouble in Suna? Isn't this his territory?

Although he had many questions, Rasa, the strongest puppet, fulfilled his mission in an exemplary manner.

Be a good Kazekage!

An endless amount of Gold Dust began to gather, forming a huge whirlwind that rushed towards Funan.

[Swish!]

Funan dodged the attack, his eyes shining with excitement.

Not bad, not bad! Although it is Gold Dust, but if it is refined, pure gold can be obtained.

The Uchiha clan will become rich from now on.

Using Kotoamatsukami's power on Rasa was a wise choice. After controlling him, he would only have to wait patiently for Shisui's Mangekyo Technique to recover to use Kotoamatsukami again.

Funan decided to give her own Eye Technique fruit to Shisui to see if it would speed up Kotoamatsukami's recovery.

As Funan rambled on, several Suna shinobi appeared around him, staring at him coldly.

"What?" Funan smiled playfully. "One person can't handle me and now they want to attack me in a group? Do they think I'm scared of group combat?"

[Crack! Click! Crack!]

The skeleton of Susanoo began to form.

In the blink of an eye, a massive Tengu Susanoo over fifty meters tall appeared in front of the Suna shinobi.

"Come all together!"

The Suna shinobi continuously retreated, fear in their eyes. The presence of Susanoo was overwhelming.

Rasa's eyes turned cold, and he shouted: "Magnet Release: Gold Dust Imperial Funeral!"

An astonishing amount of Gold Dust erupted from the ground, enveloping the Susanoo completely. With a strong squeeze from Rasa...

It had no effect!

Rasa's expression changed slightly.

Facing his master, he naturally had to hold back. This move also had a taste of testing, but he didn't expect that it would be a failure.

[Boom!]

Susanoo just shook slightly, and the gold sand fell from its body.

At that moment, a gigantic golden shuriken flew out and crashed hard into the Susanoo.

[Boom!]

The Susanoo took several steps back, and a huge crack appeared on its body.

"Huh?" Funan was a little surprised.

The Gold Dust in Rasa's hand condensed again, forming two huge shuriken that spun above his palms.

Under the control of Magnet Release, the giant shuriken flew towards Funan.

"Was the Gold Dust Imperial Funeral just now just bait? Not bad!"

The Susanoo raised a large hand and deflected Gold Dust's shuriken.

However, Rasa's speed in gathering the Gold Dust was astonishing. In the blink of an eye, he had already formed two more.

At the same time, a large sword appeared in Susanoo's hand.

A wild smile appeared on Funan's face, and under the terrified gaze of Rasa and the others, he swung his sword down forcefully.

[Boom!]

The entire Sunagakure seemed to tremble. A gigantic crack appeared on the ground, dividing Suna into two parts.

"Uchiha Funan!" Rasa was furious and roared. And a large amount of Gold Dust began to flood the area.

"I want you to die!"

A huge wave of Gold Dust rose up, covering the sky and the earth. Rasa had pushed his chakra to the limit, and even the Suna shinobi felt fear.

Funan let out a low laugh. He had really underestimated Rasa.

This guy, in a favorable location, his combat power would undoubtedly increase greatly.

A blood-colored magatama appeared in Susanoo's hand. A destructive energy emanated from it.

“Stop!” A female scream echoed.

A huge column of fire appeared, standing between the two.

Pakura looked at the two of them, shocked and angry, and said: "Kazekage, Konoha's emissary, what are you doing? Do you want our two villages to go to war?"

The two contenders quickly stopped.

"You should ask the Kazekage about this!"

At that moment, many noticed that Funan was holding a person.

A shinobi from Suna.

Many people frowned.

However, some recognized him as a member of the Suna ANBU.

Pakura frowned and said: "What's wrong with this person?"

Funan said angrily: "I just wanted to hand it over to you guys, but you guys reacted so hostilely, I can't believe it! This is so hard for me!"

"Hand this person over to us?" Rasa said coldly: "Uchiha, this is a member of ANBU, he was on a mission. Did he offend you during the mission?"

"Well, I was offended, but being so magnanimous, I didn't take it to heart." Funan said dissatisfiedly: "I captured it and brought it to you as an act of goodwill."

"Goodwill?"

"Yes, this man is a spy from Konoha. Isn't it a nice gesture to hand him over to you for interrogation? And you were so rude to me!"

Everyone was speechless.

Kakashi and Itachi looked at Funan with admiration. You can come up with such a reason, you are really amazing.

Pakura was also confused for a while, and asked after a long time: "How do you know he is from Konoha? And..."

Funan looked at Pakura as if she was a fool. "I'm from Konoha, I'm here as a guest, right?"

"Yes." The Suna shinobi nodded, although they were wary of him.

"This person secretly followed me. It seems that he wants to pass on information to me. Who else can it be except Konoha's people? I immediately decided to catch him and send him to you for interrogation."

The people present were silent again.

All the Suna shinobi turned their eyes towards Rasa.

At that moment, Rasa was cursing madly in his mind.

Finally, Rasa sighed and said: "I thank the Konoha emissary for his concern, but, look..." He pointed to the area where they had been fighting.

Rasa had attempted damage control.

Funan, however, had fought like a madman, wanting to destroy everything.

"We will pay! Please stay calm! Stay calm!" A shrill cry sounded.

It was Kakashi!

He ran to them, begging for peace: "Because of the losses caused by our side, we will pay as much as we can."

Funan's eyebrows jumped wildly, and he said: "We are allies, and we also helped them..."

Kakashi shouted, interrupting Funan's words, and said righteously: "Precisely because we are allies, we must show our support." After speaking, he stared at Funan.

The intense gaze from his one eye made Funan unable to say anything else.

"Okay, let's pay, it's the Hokage's office that pays anyway."

The spy incident ended there.

Sunagakure and Konoha became 'friends' again.

Although everyone was smiling forcibly.

Konoha paid, Suna calculated the losses.

After a brief communication, everyone dispersed.

Only Rasa, Pakura and Funan stayed.

Kakashi was also driven away by Funan with an excuse.

Rasa first glared at Pakura fiercely, then came to Funan, knelt on one knee, and said: "Master."

Pakura watched silently. Although she was prepared in her heart, she still couldn't help but feel a little sad.

Rasa looked normal, Pakura confirmed that his chakra was stable, with no traces of genjutsu.

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