Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

After seeing Rasa greet him, while kneeling on one knee, Funan casually waved his hand and said: “Get up! How is the control over Sunagakure going?”

In any village, there are always dissenting voices.

Rasa shook his head and said: "Except Chiyo and Ebizo, I can suppress everyone else. And those two shouldn't intervene."

“I'll try anyway.” Funan said with a smile. “It's not going to be that in the end, you end up being defeated.”

Rasa immediately replied: “They are on the back mountain!”

"What are you going to do?" Pakura asked nervously as she looked at Funan. "Are you going to attack those two?"

“Why do you worry so much?” Funan said with a smile. “I just want to know how those two are feeling.”

[Swish!]

Funan disappeared from there.

“Damn it! Don’t act without thinking!” Pakura growled and hurried to catch up.

However, Funan's speed was too fast.

Pakura used all her strength to chase after him, but she still only managed to see a silhouette in the distance.

To her surprise, it seemed like Funan was carrying someone in his arms.

...

Rear mountain.

A shrill scream sounded.

"Konoha White Fang is here! He's attacking Sunagakure!"

With this shout, the quiet back mountain was transformed into chaos.

An old and angry voice echoed: "White Fang? Hatake Sakumo!"

White Fang?

Hatake Sakumo?

Pakura had a lot of questions in her head.

Hasn't that person been dead for a long time?

No, wait!

Pakura remembered that old Chiyo's son and daughter-in-law had died at the hands of Konoha's White Fang, and she hated him with all her soul.

"This bastard!" Pakura gnashed her teeth in anger. Thinking of Kakashi's face, she had an even bigger headache.

Kakashi, who was caught by Funan, had a blank expression. Just now he was thinking about how to handle the next problem Funan might cause.

Suddenly, Funan appeared, grabbed him and ran away.

God knows, he thought Funan had caused a huge disaster and that all of Sunagakure was going to kill him.

So he was taking it with him to escape.

What about Guy?

That's his beloved relative and brother!

Who knew that when he ran here, Funan yelled: White Fang is here.

Fuck! Don't you know whether my dad is dead or not? You used this matter to provoke me a few days ago, so that now when I see Sarutobi Hiruzen, I want to throw a kunai at him.

The next moment, Funan threw Kakashi down and left instantly.

Only a perplexed Kakashi and an old woman who had just appeared remained.

"White Fang!" The old woman looked at Kakashi and smiled, raising both hands to throw a shower of kunai at him.

Kakashi understood immediately. 'Dad's enemy! Hehe, dear father, thank you for leaving me a lot of wealth!'

[Swish!]

Kakashi quickly moved to dodge and was about to explain when the old woman was already in front of him.

Both of them started fighting in an instant.

Funan nodded repeatedly, muttering: “Very energetic, very energetic. Despite her age, she fights with impressive vigor.”

Funan looked around. An old man with white hair and beard stood, staring at him.

Ebizo!

This old man also seemed very energetic.

"Stop!" A column of fire rose up, placing itself between Kakashi and Chiyo.

They both stopped immediately.

Chiyo also regained her composure and found that the person she hit was not White Fang at all.

"Who are you?" Chiyo stared at Kakashi coldly and said: "You are not White Fang, White Fang will not be so weak."

'I am so sorry for being so weak!' Kakashi was speechless.

"Granny!" Pakura stepped forward and said: "This is the envoy of Konoha, the son of Konoha White Fang, Hatake Kakashi."

“The son of White Fang…” Chiyo was silent for a moment, then grinned and said: “Welcome, Konoha envoy. This old lady has bad eyesight.”

No, wait! Chiyo was startled. Who was speaking just now?

Instantly, several eyes gathered on Funan.

"Hello how are you?" Funan smiled and looked at Chiyo with sharp eyes and said: "I am also an envoy of Konoha, and I am the leader of this delegation."

Chiyo said slowly: "You want to deliberately create that kind of misunderstanding, envoy of Konoha, what do you want to do? Kill someone with a borrowed knife? When did Konoha become so chaotic?"

"How could it be?" Funan laughed and said: “Kakashi is now one of my most valuable subordinates. I value him very much, how could I kill him? If I really wanted to kill him, I would do it myself.”

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

“This was just a greeting.” Funan spread his hands and said: "Konoha and Sunagakure are allies. As allies, how can we not come to greet the two most respected people in Sunagakure?"

"Really?" Chiyo grinned, revealing her few teeth, and said: "You are such a bad boy to greet in this way."

Funan also smiled, and the Sharingan appeared in his eyes. “Grandma, good children don’t usually live long.”

Chiyo's heart sank, then she exchanged a glance with Ebizo.

Uchiha...

Turns out it's someone from that clan!

“Konoha Envoy, can we go now?” Rasa's voice rang out.

At some point, he had arrived at the place and bowed slightly to Chiyo and Ebizo in respect.

"Of course!" Funan grinned and left with Rasa.

Chiyo opened her mouth slightly, as if she was about to speak.

"Sister!" Ebizo suddenly said. "Do you want to go fishing?"

Chiyo was silent and after a long time, she smiled again and said: “Of course, let’s go, brother.”

Pakura looked at the two old people, wanting to say a few words, but didn't know what to say. They both walked away determinedly, not once looking back at Pakura.

Pakura sighed and said: "Who said Konoha is in chaos? Are we in Suna better off?"

...

In Konoha, the fat man, upon receiving Kakashi's bill, let out a cry of despair. Another huge expense!

What the hell had he done to deserve this? Why was he being tortured like this?

There is no doubt that Funan's move to establish his authority was done perfectly.

But that was achieved with money. The fat man clutched his chest, feeling like he was short of breath from the pain.

"Forget it." The old fat man murmured. "I can't expect much from that insolent Uchiha."

…

Funan did not stay long in Suna. The external situation did not give him time.

On the third day after he came to Suna, he received an urgent message from Konoha.

There was trouble in Iwagakure, and a large number of shinobi were concentrating there.

Funan was stunned on the spot. What stimulated the old man Onoki?

When Funan heard that Iwagakure was gathering its shinobi, Funan's first thought was that they were going to attack Kumogakure.

This is not surprising.

Kumo had just fought with Konoha. Although both sides held back and the battle ended in a short time, Kumogakure still lost thousands of shinobi.

It is absolutely understandable that Onoki did not want to miss this opportunity.

As Funan and the delegation entered Konoha, the elder Setsuna approached to meet his grandson.

"Let's go." Setsuna looked at Funan and said: "Hiruzen and the others are waiting for you."

"What are you waiting for me for? Are there any pretty girls?" Funan curled his lips and said: "You bachelors, don't understand my pain? I haven't been with my Shirayu and the others for a long time."

Setsuna said coldly: "I don't understand, do I need to understand?"

"If you ask this, then you've asked the right person!" Funan suddenly became energetic, stepped forward and hugged Setsuna's shoulders, saying: "Let me give you a detailed introduction. By the way, you're not too old. If you learn my secret technique of picking up girls, you might be able to have a second spring."

As they walked away chatting, Kakashi sighed helplessly. He will definitely not follow Funan on a mission next time. His heart couldn't take it.

Guy slapped Kakashi on the shoulder. "Kakashi, my best friend, what's wrong with you? You look sad, where is your youth?"

Kakashi staggered, then said expressionlessly: "My youth was devoured by you and Uchiha Funan."

"Ahahaha!" Guy laughed, raised his thumb, and said: "You are worthy of being my eternal rival, Kakashi!" His teeth shone in the sun.

Kakashi felt powerless. Suddenly, he thought of something and asked: "Guy, what kind of person do you think Uchiha Funan is?"

Guy said without hesitation: "He is a hero of Konoha, and he recognizes my youth. I said I am a hard-working genius and one day I will be recognized by everyone. He also said..."

"He also said that he respects me!"

Looking at the smile on Guy's face from the bottom of his heart, Kakashi was a little stunned. After a long time, he also laughed.

"Really? Congratulations, someone finally recognizes your youth, Guy."

"Haha!" Guy laughed and said: "To celebrate, today I will run a thousand laps around Konoha on my hands."

Might Guy was full of fighting spirit!

Kakashi laughed and said: "It's been a while since we competed, how about a round?"

"Of course, my eternal rival..."

Under the setting sun, the two walked side by side on the streets of Konoha.

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