Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Funan no longer hesitated and quickly formed hand seals.

"Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!"

"Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!"

Danzo also made seals helping Funan.

As useless as Danzo is, he's still a Kage-level shinobi.

[Boom!]

A gigantic column of fire covered the sky.

Everyone who was fighting was stunned and slowed down their attacks unconsciously.

Only the Uchiha shinobi were still attacking violently.

Guren on the other hand could only curse, due to the Uchiha's crazy attacks.

"Orochimaru-sama, please hurry up. I can't hold on for long."

...

Orochimaru was consumed by the flames.

"Is it over?" Funan looked strange.

How is it possible!

He is Orochimaru!

The person with the strongest vitality in the shinobi world.

This is a man who can survive even if the shinobi world is destroyed... He should still be a man now.

[Bang!]

A charred snake corpse fell to the ground.

Suddenly, the snake corpse split open, and a figure rushed out from it like lightning, rushing towards Funan.

"Orochimaru-san, this snake is not simple. It was not melted by my flame. Is it your new toy?"

Funan laughed and went forward.

“Haha, Funan-kun, you are really smart. In fact, it is my new toy. I spent a lot of effort making it. It is a pity that you destroyed it so easily, Funan-kun.”

Orochimaru slashed at Funan with the Kusanagi Sword, but before he could rejoice, a massive fist fell upon him.

[Bang!]

The Susanoo's bone fist launched Orochimaru into the air, letting him fall heavily to the ground, creating a deep dent.

At that moment, Danzo managed to free himself from the genjutsu.

"Huff, huff!" Orochimaru couldn't help but gasp for air, and his vertical pupils were filled with solemnity.

Facing Funan was extremely dangerous. One carelessness and you could be killed.

At that moment Danzo approached Orochimaru.

On the other hand, a large amount of chakra began to gather in the hands of the Susanoo.

Orochimaru noticed this immediately and was stunned, then said with a grim expression: "Danzo!"

"What's wrong?"

"Still not running?" Orochimaru bit his fingers.

"Let me see how far you can dance?" Funan watched him expressionlessly. "I'm starting to get serious, don't let me down."

At first, he couldn't use the Yasaka Magatama.

Because the Uchiha and many Konoha shinobi were within attack range.

Now, after the recent battle, the battlefield had shifted and moved away from the Konoha camp.

“Can they die? Ah!”

Funan had a wild expression as she launched the Yasaka Magatama towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru's pupils shrank, as he slammed both hands on the ground.

"Summoning: Triple Rashomon!"

Three huge iron gates appeared in front of Orochimaru, facing the Yasaka Magatama, but in an instant, they were smashed through.

[Boom!]

There was a huge rumble and then a mushroom cloud appeared.

All battles stopped.

Everyone stared at the astonishing scene with their mouths open.

Hiruzen and Torifu felt more and more depressed.

The smoke and dust gradually dissipated. There was no figure on the spot.

Whether it was Orochimaru or Danzo, they had disappeared.

“They’re gone?” Funan was shocked and a flame of anger ignited in his heart.

Damn!

"Orochimaru may need to change his body, but, Danzo, how many Sharingan do you have left?"

"Next time we meet, I will definitely kill you."

Funan had an extremely fierce expression.

“But, even if I can’t kill Orochimaru, I should at least get some life energy, right?”

Funan looked at Orochimaru's subordinates, as well as the people of Sarutobi and Shimura clan.

The appearance of a bunch of mummies might be problematic, but with Funan's current strength, did he even care?

If someone was not convinced, he would simply kill him.

At that moment, a female scream reached his ears.

"Crystal Release..."

"Crystal Release?" Funan was surprised, squinting his eyes and muttering, “Is it the beautiful Guren? Hehehe, not bad.”

[Swish!]

Funan disappeared in an instant and appeared in front of young Guren and looked her up and down.

Slender figure, delicate face, and furthermore, being so young, she was brimming with youthful vitality.

Funan nodded with satisfaction.

She will be the chosen one!

All this anger he has, he was looking for a place to vent it.

"Minister!" Yashiro stepped forward and said with embarrassment: “This woman is very special, she is a kunoichi with a special Kekkei Genkai.”

Funan rolled his eyes and said: "Are there any Kekkei Genkai that aren't special? Don't make excuses for your incompetence."

Yashiro was speechless.

“Alright, this woman is fine, I’ll take her. You guys go capture Orochimaru’s subordinates, catch as many as you can, and if you can’t catch them, kill them all!”

Funan was not angry with Yashiro.

Guren is really strong. Plus her skills are perfect for restraining people. In the past, she was the first candidate for Orochimaru's vessel. That alone was enough to prove her talent.

There is no doubt that this is a woman who is not inferior to Pakura.

Funan, who had been focusing on beauties for a hundred years, couldn't let her escape.

"Yes!" Yashiro decisively ignored the first sentence, and only chose to obey the second half of the order and left here with the Uchiha shinobi.

On the Konoha side, almost all the shinobi have ended.

The victory and defeat have already been decided!

...

"You... You are, Uchiha Funan!?" Guren exclaimed, her eyes wide open. She suddenly shouted: "How are you still alive? And Orochimaru-sama?"

Funan raised his eyebrows and said: "Are you so confident that Orochimaru can kill me?"

"Of course!" Guren didn't even think about it and said directly: "Orochimaru-sama is invincible."

Oh! He had almost forgotten that Guren, Kimimaro and the others were people brainwashed by Orochimaru.

"It doesn't matter!" Funan laughed softly. It doesn't matter what you say now. After being in contact with him for a period of time, he will naturally be influenced by his Mangekyo and become a loyal person to him.

Just like Uzuki Yugao! That girl was a charm in front of Funan.

His Mangekyo is far more effective than Orochimaru's brainwashing. Perhaps only Naruto's Mouth Release can compete with his Mangekyo.

Sometimes, Funan has to sigh because Naruto's Mouth Release is truly amazing.

He was even able to convince the Rinnegan of his own death.

How awesome is that!

Funan doesn't even dare to imagine doing it.

Of course, that's something for later. Right now, Funan had to unleash all his pent-up 'fury'.

"Guren, right?"

"That's right." Guren looked at Funan coldly and clasped his hands together, before summoning a crystal snake.

“Haha!” Funan smiled, his smile was indescribably lascivious. “Get ready!”

"Humph!" Guren extended his hand and the snake lunged at Funan. "The enemies that Orochimaru-sama did not kill, I will kill them!"

[Boom!]

...

With the participation of the Uchiha shinobi, Orochimaru's more than one hundred subordinates, along with the members of the Sarutobi and Shimura clans who followed Danzo, were eliminated.

In a short period of time, the battle was over.

About 30 people were captured alive, and the rest were all killed.

Even members of the Sarutobi and Shimura clans who had not participated were arrested.

During this process, the actions of the Konoha shinobi and the Uchiha shinobi were definitely not gentle.

The members of the Sarutobi and Shimura clans were extremely angry, but under the cold gazes of the others, they didn't even dare to fart.

Obviously, Danzo's actions had enraged the Konoha shinobi and even more so the Uchiha. At that point, if anyone dared to cause trouble, they would be buried.

"Is it over?" Funan approached Yashiro, Shibi and the others.

Yashiro looked on with an awkward expression and muttered: "The button... The button..."

"Ugh!"

Holding the unconscious Guren with one hand, the other hand quickly buttoned the wrong button.

Shibi and others were speechless.

What were you doing before?

Did your clothes fall off during battle?

We are in the middle of a life or death fight!

You beast!

"Ahem!" Funan coughed dryly and said: "Okay, I'll go first. Take these prisoners and move slowly."

"You won't go with us?"

"I'll go ahead with the Uchiha. You can go slower and take care of the wounded." Funan replied.

Funan is too lazy to look at Hiruzen and Torifu's faces.

Shibi said hesitantly: "And the Third Hokage and the Interim Hokage...?"

""Go see for yourself." Funan said casually. "They should be injured, not dead. The severity of the injuries will depend on how ruthless they are. It's a normal procedure. There's no need to worry. Goodbye!"

Funan's meaning is very clear.

Everyone looked at each other, very aware of the situation, and didn't know if they should go see the Third Hokage and the Interim Hokage.

Hiruzen and Torifu stood in the main tent, their expressions stiff.

They had also heard Funan's words, so...

What is this?

What should we do?

Go out?

Don't go out?

No matter which one, it's so embarrassing!

Damn it! Uchiha Funan, why do you have to leave us with no options?

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