Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

In a dark space, a huge monster had extended its ten fingers, and several shadows appeared on its fingers.

"Where is Orochimaru?"

"He didn't come!"

"Hehe, if he doesn't come, do we still need to gather?"

"Whether he comes or not, the decision will not change."

Pain, with a cold expression, said: "I have already said that within Akatsuki, its members will not be allowed to fight each other. However, Orochimaru attacked Uchiha Funan…"

"Who said that?"

A dissatisfied voice sounded.

Funan, looking on with disdain, said, "Who says Orochimaru attacked me? He has always protected me."

The others jeered when they heard that.

Pain continued with his cold voice: "Orochimaru, by publicly attacking Uchiha Funan, he is no longer a member of Akatsuki. Any Akatsuki member who finds him must be killed without mercy."

"No!" Funan's desperate cry echoed. "Why are you doing this? I already told you that it didn't hurt me!"

"Shut up!" Konan couldn't stand it anymore and scolded.

"Woo, woo!" Funan looked like she was about to cry and said: "Pain, you are so cruel."

"Huh!" Pain took a deep breath and resisted the urge to take off his shoes and slap him in the face. Who recruited this bastard in the first place? The unfriendly eyes fixed on Obito again.

Obito was speechless. Are you mad? I want to go crazy too! Look at what Uchiha Funan is wearing on his face? That silver three-eyed metal mask, that's what I prepared for myself!

Obito had a headache, how was he supposed to appear in the future? Any mask is not worthy of the Rinnegan!

"Pain, can't you track Orochimaru?" Konan asked: "According to the ring..."

"This..." Funan raised his hand weakly.

Konan said unhappily: "What's wrong with you?"

"You can't find Orochimaru through the ring." Funan said embarrassedly: "During our fight, he dropped the ring, and now it's in my possession."

Konan: "..."

"Did you do it on purpose?"

"How is it possible!" Funan said quickly: "I just accidentally broke his arm."

"Brother Funan!" Deidara couldn't help but give a thumbs up. "The relationship you have with Orochimaru is really solid! You're true brothers!"

"Ahem!" Funan coughed dryly and said: "Of course, breaking the arm is just our friendly exchange."

Pain took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.

"Enough!" Pain said coldly: "If any of you find Orochimaru in the future, don't hesitate to kill him. I'll hunt him down as well. If I hear about internal problems again, humph!"

Naturally, there will be disputes within Akatsuki. As long as you don't be so shameless, keep a low profile, and find an excuse, who cares?

But to do it in such an open way and then cut off contact like Orochimaru, is not acceptable.

The other Akatsuki members exchanged glances and shrugged, not offering any objections.

"Wait, wait!" Funan said weakly. "I think I can still save him, I mean, fight for Orochimaru-san…"

No one paid any attention to him.

Everyone dispersed, leaving only Konan and Funan.

"Konan!" Funan looked at Konan pitifully and said: "Please hug me, please comfort me."

"Get lost!" Konan rolled her eyes.

No matter what a beautiful woman does, she is beautiful.

Konan's contempt further fueled the fire in Funan's heart.

"Konan, when will we meet in person?" Funan asked with a smile.

Konan's mouth twitched.

"I'll see you... in your dreams." Konan dropped these words and disappeared.

"Tsk, Konan, you can't run away!" Funan smiled.

Couldn't she have left like the others? Why stay and talk to him?

Or maybe, was it to provoke him?

The situation in Akatsuki had reached this point, so it is likely that they are about to act, as Akatsuki meetings are becoming more and more frequent.

Because of him, Akatsuki's plan would also be carried out?

"It's almost the same in Konoha, it's time to become Hokage!"

Funan also left.

After he left, two figures appeared.

Konan and Pain.

"Uchiha Funan, do you want to become Hokage?" Konan was very surprised.

"You heard what he just said." Pain sneered. "This time, Orochimaru and Danzo teamed up to attack Uchiha Funan. So many Konoha shinobi were watching, and it was impossible to hide it. Moreover, not everyone wanted to hide it."

"Secondly, the performance of Akimichi Torifu and Sarutobi Hiruzen also disappointed all the Jonin."

"Ordinary people only care about who can become Hokage, but the jonin are different. They have the right to decide who will be the Hokage!"

Konan suddenly asked: "Do you think Uchiha Funan has a chance to become Hokage?"

After a brief silence, Pain said: "I don't know either. Although it seems that Uchiha has the greatest chance, many people reject Uchiha, not only Sarutobi Hiruzen, but also Akimichi Torifu, and many shinobi do not have a good impression of Uchiha."

"Too many people don't want an Uchiha to be Hokage."

Konan said: "I want Uchiha to be Hokage."

"Why?"

Pain couldn't help but be stunned.

Konan looked at Pein and didn't speak.

What could she say? That she was worried about him, that she was afraid of the masked man and that she hoped that Uchiha Funan would become Hokage so that they could work together, and he would help her in a critical moment?

Uchiha Funan has said more than once that he is greedy for her body.

It just becomes the basis for the dialogue between the two sides.

However, if she said that, with Pain's character, it would be strange if he didn't confront Funan.

Konan sighed, exhausted from worry.

Pain couldn't contain himself and said: “Konan, you’re not really interested in Uchiha Funan, are you? I can’t accept it!”

Konan simply turned her head and left.

They did not know that after their departure, space twisted and two new figures appeared.

"Uchiha actually wants to become Hokage? Haha, how interesting!"

The sinister voice of Black Zetsu sounded. He glanced at the person beside him. He must be in a bad mood, right?

After all, his original dream was to become a Hokage, but he ended up being the one who killed the Hokage.

Uchiha Obito's eyes were full of bloodshot.

“It adds a bit of chaos to Konoha.” Obito said coldly. “Whoever wants to be Hokage, regardless of whether they can stop him or not, must fan the flames. And while they’re at it…”

A figure appeared in his mind. It's time to find him, and in the process, get his things back.

...

When Funan returned to Konoha, he found that the atmosphere in Konoha had changed.

The ordinary villagers continued as always, but...

The shinobi, especially those from the large clans, were showing obvious signs of unrest.

There is only one possibility.

The news about Danzo's attack on Funan should have spread.

Or at least the shinobi who were present should have passed on the information to their clans or loved ones in advance so they could be prepared.

This is also good!

Giving them advance notice so they can prepare is a good thing. This will prevent problems and unnecessary deaths due to lack of information.

Funan sneered.

Besides...

"Hey, Uchiha kid, long time no see." Funan stared at the person in front of him. Looking at the trembling, his vision was really shocked.

"It's been a long time, Tsunade-sama!"

"When did you come back?"

"Hehe, young man, when did you become so polite?" Tsunade curled her lips and said: "Don't give me that, what kind of person are you, I don't know?"

"As for coming back..." She showed a look of obvious disgust and said: "What can I do? Our acting Hokage has gone crazy. If I didn't come back, I didn't know what crazy thing I might do."

She stared at Funan.

Akimichi Torifu is so old and has been in charge of the Ino-Shika-Cho clans for so long, so he is not that reckless. Obviously, he was forced by the person in front of her.

In this regard, Tsunade just wants to say, well done!

Who knows how many complaints and how much... hatred Tsunade has in her heart!

Otherwise, why should she stay away from Konoha?

As for the chaos Funan was causing in Konoha...

Isn't chaos necessary to save Konoha?

This is Tsunade's opinion.

Sarutobi Hiruzen could not remain in power, otherwise, Konoha will be destroyed.

"Prove it!" Funan said disdainfully. "I don't think he would dare to include you on the list of traitors. He doesn't have the courage to do so."

Tsunade glanced at Funan. You've already pushed him to the limit, and you say he won't go crazy?

After hearing the news from the front, Tsunade knew that it was right for her to come back. Otherwise, Torifu, who was forced to this point, might do something. She didn't want to be injured by mistake.

"Is the news from the front true?"

Seeing Funan preparing to leave, Tsunade hurriedly followed.

"What do you think?" Funan curled his lips and said as he walked: "Although I have been disappointed with those old guys for a long time, all this has made me determined to overthrow them."

Tsunade paused and whispered: "How far are you going to go?"

"Guess..."

"Uchiha Funan, do you think I'm kidding you?"

"Tsunade without a surname, do you think I'm kidding you?"

Tsunade without a surname was so angry that her nose was crooked.

Tsunade had a cold expression on her face.

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