NotSoHero

Now free from disturbance and other’s distraction. I can start again to where I’d stop before,
Once upon a time, some three years ago, not long after my start as the hero actually. During a snowy winter evening, there was a pair of strange ones, father and son.

Who, being in a reconstituted family situation, knocked on my door, one after the other at short intervals, with their just remarried bride and bride-to-be, on leash, dropping them into my embrace, already completely naked, panting, and ready to act.

Or was it the father who had given me his daughter in law and the son his mother in law...?

Well anyway, the two gifts gifted me anew, their respective daughter and we had a happy 6 persons moment, with 2, then at some point more, hearing spectators. Why would I care and relate to that, would you say? And 6? Wasn’t it 5, including me? I should make a mistake, no?

Well Nope, perdu hehehe, there was in impostor among us actually,
De facto, there were more than one, but well..., while one is unimportant and can be downgraded to a simple act of destiny, a passerby passing by, who, upon seeing the whole preface, ended joining-up the main stage.

No, the important one was the other one, that it seems I can’t remember well… But she was a girl, a teenage girl, that I picked up... HEY!! I Know what you think! But to put some minds at rest, and maybe let down others, I didn’t put my hand on here okay! Well, I did,...kinda?, at some point, but it was to wash here and give first aid assistance! I didn’t have a choice!!! Did I?

While on a quest, to ogle at some tourist spot well known by women- I mean to pick rare magical plants in the forest near a lake known as a relaxation spot and swimming area for adventurers (not my fault if all men are dirty and don’t wash as often as girls do!). Truly a good one by the way, I highly recommend it. It’s an authentic piece of paradise in the wild with excellent views in many places to appreciate.

Never mind, while on it so, I came across this girl, wounded, full of scratches and dirt, I HAD no choice you understand? I rescued her and one thing led to another… no I did NOT sleep with her! Or even touched her, or think about me doing it with her on bunny cospl--Why should I defend myself in the first place? It didn't even occur at all okay, period.

So this girl ended up in my care, for her recovery time, and as she was in a coma, I let her sleep freely at my place at some point. It was the afternoon, how could I have guessed what happened after I had just arrived in the village for the night. I was ready to check after her condition and the state of her body, when this joyful mishap happened, not even letting me the time to peek a little.

Back on business, why this aside? Well, simply because the green-haired girl I met before collapsing, this same girl who stood just before me when I woke up, she just looks like her, like two drops of water. Intriguing, ain’t it?

“… … Who are you again, what’s your name?”

BANG!! Here goes the spoon...

“Are you kidding me!!”

Do I look like a difficult baby in need of food to you? Fortunately, I have not lost my reflexes, it seems, I managed to avoid it this time, and it got stuck in the wall behind me… Hey wait, isn’t this a stone one?

“No, you! Are you kidding me?? You almost killed me twice today!!”

“Ho..., so you do remember!!! You are indeed making fun of me! You’re lucky the spoon’s not in my hand anymore! First of all, with the first time you passed on, it makes 3 now. But who cares, I will heal you anyway so it won’t harm your day.”

Just like before my earlier momentary absence, she was crossing arms out of irritation.

What could she have done before my first blackout so that I had no recollection of it whatsoever. Wait… could this phantom pain on my finger from last time…… … … SCARY!! Hopefully, I’ll never reminisce about this one! At least it explains the reflex I had just now.

“Okay, again sorrrrrryyyy, my bad okay! I really don't remember ever hearing your name, So what’s your name, I’m all ears. And by the way, do you have a sister? A twin?”

Just so I can confirm my thought without making her use the rest of her torture device kit. Although I wish she didn’t have any. Of course, I’m talking about the silverware set, the spoon was not ours in the first place, why did you have to steal it…

“Oh! Do you remember her? I didn’t think you’d!”

For real?

"It’s not my twin, but we do share similarities and are not too far in age. It was long before the time where you saved me in the forest. In fact, she was one of your first ‘conquests’ and even if you went further down than with me, well she did end up pregnant so sure you did, did-ya! But she told me you didn’t have full possession of your means and wouldn’t be able to remember her. Glad she was wrong, that takes away the need to explain, I was just about to bring that up next.”

Forget what I’d said, I shouldn’t have asked. Not too far in age? Long before our first encounter? I’d better not ask if she is the oldest… No, she must be some year apart, upper on. She has to!
Or my whole life is a lie.

“But don’t worry, she never snitched on you, nor accused you even after what you’ve done.
Of all of the women who reported you at the court, none could claim you did something to them that you didn’t do to her after all.”

Wow! Really? Everything? She must’ve been through some pretty rough times… and has the stamina of a hundred orcs combined… and the lust of a thousand goblins, at least.

“But she accepted it all and forgave. More than her, you gave US a hard time ya know, it was such a shock at first, she disappeared one day without a word, then got back pregnant, already full and ready to give bir--”

“Stop!! I got that, thanks can you let me rest in peace?” What have I done? She forgave?

“You don’t want to know more? Like how is she, or the babies are?”

“Nope, not in the least, or else it will end up with me hanging up myself, or me thrown into some dark jail of unknown location present on no map, full of black muscled men and soap, with dreadful torturers as supervisor. In both cases after a while it will be me, 1000 feet underground surrounded by devils and promise to a never-ending suffering.”

“Oooh!! She stated you would say something like that, how far-sighted. Well it’s normal coming from her, she had this gift since birth apparently, and approached you knowing very well the consequence from what I’m aware. In contrast, that’s odd she didn’t predict you’d remembered her.”

Should I kill myself now before she could see me ever again, just to ensure. Do I have anything left? Only one chance excluding all possibilities of her not being a PSYCHO? Do I have the right to prevent the disaster looming on the horizon and avoid all the bad endings that await me?
Well I have sinned supposedly so better not, even if the said sins are not yet known to me, I shall be responsible until the end… but if I end it early…. NO I’m a man and the hero furthermore, I can’t resolve myself to flee the problems I caused.

Slashh---!

“Huh?? Where did you get that wakizashi from, and why did you plant yourselfe with it? I have to heal you again now, what an unnecessary setback. Well, I had been warned in advance so I shouldn't be surprised. She asked me, if you were to make foolish or silly moves, to tell you the following:

Ara ara, you can’t be careless you known <3 or you might regret it for-e-ve-r <3, if you die, I would not be able to vouch for what your corps become and what could happen afterward. Fufufu You don’t want to become a poorly finished chimera, that’s even less than a zombie, forced to pay back his debt even after his flesh and bones crumble? Don’t you <3? Or maybe should I trap your soul in a girl’s body and make your carcass rape you until one of the two broke? Or maybe both, repaying the debt by being a whore for his own corps and random peoples, that’s a great idea isn’t it? You should start thinking about what you'd prefer if you plan something silly again. And if you ever have any ideas to make your torment worse, I’m all ears.<3

Now, now, pitiful man, let me take care of e-very-thing <3 and wait for our third meeting without making a fuss <3 like the bad dog you are.”

CLAP CLAP!! Magnifique! Magnificent! She deserved an award! Where are the red carpets, the adoring crowd’s applause and photographers' flashes when you need them, I ask you!
But did you really have to take this tone and make all these scary faces while doing so? Cuz, you know... It seems having a heart attack would be counterproductive.

…..

Too bad, I have tried at least, should I start praying?