NotSoHero

Sometime later, once after waking up with short-term memory lost, not even hoping that all of that was a dream. 

Cuz it just never happened!!!

Only to drop out again shortly after due to forced mind recovery.

Then, opening my eye to a spoon... is this her weapon of choice by the way? So like I was saying, after opening my eye directly to a spoon right next to my eyeball, to be sure that I literally couldn't pass out, I mean over,  the inevitable. Facing a dangerous spine-chilling smile that makes you realize that torture and punishment are next door and the step after (death) likely if you don’t make the right choice and displease his owner any further.

Not that it doesn’t suit me, it’s just that the afterlife is not a safe option at the moment.

“Are you awake?”

At least, I feel nothing, if not pretty good actually except some aches, a little bit of muscular fatigue and my body was sticky even feeling slobbery at some place. Okay not a perfect condition, but it seems the self-inflicted gaping wound on my stomach was taken care of without leaving any scars, and I feel somewhat refreshed. 

How could I not be, it always feels good when you open your eyes to a beauty laying right next to you and the rest does not matter. Plus her attire was hot, so even if she was the devil itself, well by now, I assume she is her sister in fact. Even here, I couldn’t control myself and got a boner. Or was it a morning one? 

In any case, what’s the next step, what might save my life and my soul together…

The response is… well, none… My soul is already in a bad state, and giving up my life won’t help it’s recovering, if it’s not worsening the situation?

So I decided to smile back at this frightening face, my mind has been through much worse and it won't change much. 

A bright smile. Not an idiot one, no, this one could have validated the evide---confirm her in her thoughts. I couldn’t use a simulated or embarrassed one either, don’t even mention contemptuous smile, this one would be an act of suicide. Delighted was too risky and as it could be mistaken for the first proposition and if not, was difficult to foresee the aftermath.

So I used the one I was the best at, the one who never let me down, even in the worst situations. A manly seductive smile, full of self-esteem and egocentrism… Uh...I mean captivating and sweet of course! No girl in love could resist falling, or at least no one has succeeded yet. She did say she loved me so...? Pretty smart, right? 

jiiiiiiiii “… Weird, an unexpectedly overwhelming urge to peel off your lips came all of a sudden...it’s tickling me...But at the same time you look kinda hot now and I don’t think another healing session is a good idea for your body, I’ll disregard that and let you off.”

The spoon slowly moved away, like it was reluctant to do so, unwilling to part away from my beautiful stare. Then it faded away like a regretful au revoir, as it was disappearing into her storage pouch. I could almost hear it say ‘Never forget, even if we can’t see each other anymore, I’m still here, nearby.’ No really, can’t you throw it away instead? Better yet, give it back to their rightful owner. 

Her fearsome smile changed to a normal one, and I eventually got the chance to blink, relieved from any threat. She got back on her feet leaving the bed while fluttering her clothes and settling them in the right place before stretching her arm. Hey, wasn’t I the one who just woke up? Why did she have to act like that? 

There are even traces of drool! Lazy girl caught in the act!

“Ooof, that was close, but at least I escaped the worst” “I still can’t control myself well, and it’s bothersome to erase the evidence each time before you wake up after all...”

“uh?” “huh?”

“Did you say something?”

I did, but didn’t she just whisper something too? “No nothing, I’m sorry, and this is not to repeat myself, but… What’s your name no.., both of you..no..never mind yours will be enough for now.” 

It's easier to forget when you're ignorant after all

“Ah! It’s true that I never told you, apart from the first time. That a mistake on me there, memory took me off and I was little focused on that, forgetting the essential. 

Hello, I'm Lily Evegreen, nice to meet you… even if it’s a bit too late to worry about that now. It’s with great pleasure that I will become your partner from today onward. Everyone calls me Lily Nevergreen although it’s not my name, I wonder why, I think my sister had the same problem by the way…” She was back to her cute showing, happiness painted all over her face and gesturing like an idol making a presentation.

I wonder that too… I wonder…

After a good night’s sleep, well it wasn’t, again, and something just doesn’t feel right… But Let’s leave it at that. After a good night I was saying, I started chatting with lily while laying in bed, trying to overcome my traumas. It would appear that almost a week has passed, I had the first yet second meeting with Lily 6 days ago… that I have no recollection of, the following one where I stopped the spoon 5day ago. Then I got 4 days of sleep straight. 

… And yet I’m pretty sure I woke up at some point multiple times but dived back instantly. Who knows why. Strangely, I think I heard strange sounds during these periods and for the rest, had a nightmare-dream, yes I had both at the same time. Don’t believe me? Nevertheless, I’m sure of that even if I don’t recall the content. 

Bring to an end, the time when I refused to face reality, followed by another short nightmare-dream for a day, and here I am.

We continued our discussion till my stomach remembered that it didn’t have any substance since an eternity, that's to say not too long, and Lily went to look after breakfast and. After which, not without taking the time to eat, we resumed our talk.

“Okay, I understood for the most part.”

That I'm even more screwed than I can imagine, that’s it!!!

“You are Lily, a healer coming out of magic school by chance, right on time after my judgment

Because you fell under the spell since I saved you, you have been madly in love with me since then, and so even knowing all about me and my bad point. Came across the guild request still by chance and accepted it with joy, taking it as a sign of destiny. Decided to become my aid and help me repay my debt by becoming my exclusive healer and joined my party so I can take more dangerous missions with better paid, while taking advantage of the fact that I'm forced to take you in and can’t reject, so you can seduce me or at least staying with me.”

What’s about an exclusive healer first, what did it mean? Like she won’t heal anyone other than me even if other people join?  Or she is for my personal use…no let’s not take this path, it sounds dangerous. Or she will be the sole healer in the party and no others have the right to?

None of these sounded good to me.

“In addition, you have a LOVELY sister who knows me well but I don’t. You have deep rooted connections to the guild or you wouldn’t know about the request beforehand. Got a tremendous amount of help to ensure our encounter. And you GET PAID for this?”

“Mmmh yes, that’s a good summary. But don’t mind deep for the guild part or the party stuff and all. I’m fine with being one of your wives, lovers, sex-friends, or anything you want. Ho! Everytings except your slave, not that it would bother me, but I already know of someone who has yet to claim a spot for that place, but will sooner or later, and I don’t want to meddle with her, she is a bit extreme, you see…”

I’m not listening, I’m not listening at allll! ♪ la ♬ la lalala ♪ lalala ♫

“No thanks, the time’s not really appropriate, who knows what people will say if I marry someone just after my trial.”

“But you know, I was informed that if you came to marry someone, the debt could be shared on top of a possible sentence cut. Something’bout risk lessening caused by libido channeling and situation stabilization or so they said? I didn’t follow too much on that. Ah! And the bride would be given a victim status and receive all its benefice and money compensation without impacting the debt.”

“How much! For the sentence reduction part?”

The proposal, if genuine, is truly good! I can already see myself with a harem composed of lovable and sexy wives… Full of psycho! THAT’S IT!

“That... I don’t know the exact amount, around one percent...maybe? But I can look into it, do you want me to ask my friends at the guild? She should be able to contact the court and the person in charge.”

No way!! Is it actually a proper offer? She wouldn’t dare to joke mentioning the court and the guild.

“No thanks, where should I sign, you have the forms, don’t you?” 

Let's not hesitate anymore, I can afford a crazy wife or two. It’s not like I’m forced to be on good terms or have sex. I can divorce her anyway if something goes wrong, what could it cost me, not like they can split my negative fortune upon separation. And there is a non-zero probability she may do something bad, if I can prove it, it would turn to my advantage.

 What I can’t afford, is my life debt situation. 1%off!! At this point, maybe I’ll need less than 3 lives to repay it all, given I found some more wives to marry...well better not rush too much, crazy bitch like these sisters cannot be found on any street corner but let’s be careful. 

With my legendary charm, some maneuvering and tricks, guess I can scam some into-it... It’s worth the try. Still need to find remote areas where I remain unknown… but let's put it off for now.

“Ah yes, don’t worry, I already prepared them, just in case, you know. Here it is, you need to sign here.”

fufufu 

Weird, I thought I heard something… But hey! That’s a very fine paper we have here. Custom made, with banknote watermark like symbols, special ink and all. And they sure mentioned the terms for reduced penalty. And Wow!! Even the guild, court, and all 3 major force seals are here!! That’s not something she could counterfeit. 

"And here, ho and over here too." fufufu…<3

Again, but I'm not too sure, certainly an aftermath from my convalescence, if it’s a fake, that the other’s problem at that point. They wouldn’t refute something like that at the risk of losing face on top of a national crisis to replace all official seals.

“Oh, do not forget this one too, we need a second one for the guild, that would be stupid to forfeit the advantage if we lose the deed and It they need a duplicate in any case to make everything official”

Yes… she’s right, the certificate could be targeted by thieves by look alone, just believing it’s an important document with some value. 

fufufufu...perfectttt<3

No, I’m sure of it now, there must be somethi---SHITT!!!

Why would the guild require a duplicate… of a complete document with carbon copy!!!

Fuck fuck fuck, I’m fuck, I'm doomed, it's over, I did it again, a small mistake of nothing, who has just signed my death warrant, well I signed it myself though...

IM COMPLETELY FUCKED UP! RUN BOY, RUN! YOU GOTTA RUN FAST, FAST AND BEFORE IS TOO LATE

That’s what my mind keeps telling me and I wanted to do. But after the last demonstration it would be too much… I really don’t think my body can handle whatever the consequences and death remain out of the question… All I have left to do is resign myself.

I did say I could manage one OR two… But not on the level of the sister, calling here crazy is a euphemism. Thankfully I didn’t bite off more than I could chew and said 3 here, I don’t know who God would have planned for me in that case, but it probably wouldn't have been anyone better.

Repent, repent because you have sinned!

“Mmhh? Hold on..., bizarre, my sister warned me you would try to flee by all means so I shouldn’t let you escape, but she was evidently wrong for once. That’s good, I didn't believe it, why would you have.  I’m happy I had faith in you!! Hehe! You should have no reason after all, don’t you...?” She finished her sentence with a keen wondering look, tilting her head to the side.

I DO! A lot, in fact. So much that it’s stopped me dead in the tracks. Afraid of the backlash.  No really, you should not have faith in me, but with your omnipotent sisters, it’s just that she is… well wayyyy to omnipotent, but hey that all? I expected worse from here.

“Ara ara, but even if I was pretty sure of myself here, she forced me to prepare several methods to block all your way out, that are, according to here,  extremely painful and bloody,  requiring in best case another week to nurse you back to passable state and in sound mind”

 I KNEW IT!!

“Ho!! But she didn't plan it all, they are 3 window, here you see, she did give me some way but only in case with 1 or 2 so I improvised by myself hehe <3”

Okay, now I’m sure, she is not safe TOO. Well she is a Nevergreen so it doesn't surprise me. 

“Are you proud of me?”

No

“Yes good work Lily, even if, as you can see, it was utterly useless and thoroughly overthought.”

Smile, no flinch, no sweat boy, or you’re not gonna make it and the spoon will come back to haunt you in the afterlife.

“Mmm, Lily’s happy! Can you pet my head please?!!----… No...It’s okay, let it go, I shouldn’t have asked. I mean, hearing you praising myself, when I was never, except by my family,  while smiling at me. It made me wish you stroked my head like mother would’ve… But we’re not even that close… Sorry.” 

“...”

If you are okay, why are you about to cry!! I can clearly see wet eyes.

“Okay come here, I can at least do this much for you, you’ve taken care of me the whole week after all.”

Well It was your fault, but I’ll grant you this. I need to make some concessions, and I can't help myself from comforting you. Letting a girl in this state is not worthy of the hero even if she’s got family ties with Satan. Plus, I can put myself in her graces.

“Really, I mean, you have all the rights to act coldly, why...”

 “Good girl, don’t worry, stop speaking and come here tilt your head before I change my mind.”

Getting closer, she knelt on the floor, right next to me.  

“Don’t be shy, come over here. What’s the point if it hurts on top of making your tights dirty.” I patted the bed, I can’t decently make a girl kneel before me. I’m a pervert, sure, but I’m still a gentleman regardless. 

Swiftly, without wasting a moment, she sat on the edge of the bed,  leaning toward me and presenting me her head.

stroke, stroke

“OOOHHHH!!”

Oh man, it’s hard. My everything want to run away and my bladder is on the verge of breaking due to fear. But she is making a truly happy and satisfied face altogether, she is so freaking cute right now! If the sister didn’t exist, I’ll give it a go right away. In any case… I should refrain from having both next time. My body and mind are taking a double dose, and my heart twice the damage.

“Mmmmhhh, so soothing!” 

Did she let out a moan? Twice as cute!! Just cat alike, if not for the lack of purring, She’s even turning hot! But let’s stay focused. It’s the perfect moment, hold my chance!

“Say lily, now that you know that I have absolutely no reason to run, shouldn’t you remove these... what to call them?  Traps? So no innocent wouldn’t risk being injured or worse.”

Stroke, stroke

“Mmmmmhh, Nahhhh! Everything’s fine, this place will serve as our base for the moment and it will keep onlookers away. Can you scratch a little, It itches me—ahhhhh, yes just like that!”

stroke, scratch

Too bad, at least my strategy of getting on her good side, seems to work.

 “Mmmhhhaaaahhh! You have some talent I concede! Mmhhh!!... oh, and it’s safe too, don’t worry, as long as I’m with you when you enter or exit, the trap won’t trigger. You can even bring other women, don't worry, how considerate of us hehe!”

Can I? Was the cuddle this effective?  

Pat-pat, stroke, scratch

“Mmmhhh, don’t stop, please… Where were we already… a yes, it’s just that if they are deemed to be unworthy, it could, once again, in conformity with my sister request, I should hurt them quite a bit…. awW Don’t slow, please… Keep going uww… and make them know their place, moreover if they don’t do their job right, or should they make things difficult or even try to flee. Well, I’m not going to dwell on it but…”  

Do, please, It’s necessary to prepare just in case, you know, it’s not the same to make a dead body or a madman disappear. Oh! But maybe the trap can take care of the problem. Burnt to ashes or reduced to a vegetable state seems fine to me… WOW… Those are dangerous thoughts, better stop. It’s safer to just not bring any girl back home after all. I don’t want to turn from mass womanizer to mass murderer.

“Ah, but I won’t personally restrain you, after all I’m completely open and will accept all choices you could make about your partners, even if they are bad ones. As long as you’re not completely ignoring me, or purposely making me angry. I’m not like sis and won’t tell her anything anyway.” jiggle jiggle jiggle

I had slowed down to the point where my hand stopped over her past sentences for a while now. Not being able to stand it anymore, like she was on drugs and needed her thing. She started herself to rub her head against my palm, and doing it, wriggled all along. She seems to really like it. Good to know, she is realllllly weak to head petting.

“Just try to restrain yourself from getting married to the first stranger you meet…mmh<3... She is the first wife after all, she had all right over this part. And even me can’t make her change her mind if something doesn’t suit her. Ha! While I’m at it, I have a new message to pass on.”

Stopping the childish behavior that gave her her dose, and breaking away from my touch with eyes full of regret. She stood up, took a few steps then faced me again with her acting face on.

Stay strong body, please no heart attack, no fainting, no--

“Listen to me carefully DOG, You are free to use anyone <3, or be used by. Fufufu, outside from home, elementary school or church and their people. Especially church! Even more so if it's a cathedral, the Saint Kingdoms of stainless soul capital’s grand cathedrals are out of the question, that I can’t pardon!! Under no circumstances whatsoever! Hear me!  Even if you are to be raped by hundred of maidens in heat while under strong aphrodisiac, you can’t do it there or several worlds could come to an end. UNDERSTOOD???“

Ehhh?? I shouldn't ask but… Why? What’s several worlds? How? What the funking link between a cathedral, me being raped, and world destruction? And above all, no elementary school? I'M NOT A FKING LOLICON!!! FOR GOD SAKE!!  You can call me anything you want, rapist and lolicon exception made!

Calm down man… Let’s relax. No sex at home? OK. No religious place or people? OK. No loli? It's already the case isn’t it? OK again. 

 “Hmm, after reflection I should ban every school and official building too, it’s not good for your image, ah! And also retirement home, you never know”

HEY!! Even for me grandmas are a bit…., who does she take me for?….Ah, yes, presumably her degenerate husband who jumps on everything that moves I guess so… but still!

“Plus no public place, no brothel cuz it’s dirty and all, no--”

STOP IT!!

“Okay,  understood, I don’t think I need the rest, sex is allowed, but nowhere, especially not at church.”

“Awwwh, there must be some room left, sis is not that evil I’m sure there are, how can you know them if I don’t finish the message. And If it bothers you that much, don’t worry I won’t tell so she can’t know. Plus I will always be here now, you can use me as you fit.” 

“Thanks y---no that’s fine, don’t worry I’ll manage somehow. I can hold back this much or I’m not a man! And if not, in the case I manage to find someone who is acknowledged, I’ll find a place not dirty, far away from any of the quoted forbidden places, even if I need to make it in the wild that will do.”

I won’t bother. If I touch this girl, there’s no return possible. I don’t have any money for prostitutes anyway, and nobody else would lower themselves to do it with me. Who would want to help me release some stress on this planet I’m asking you. Degenerates cannot be taken into account.

“Okay, but let me know if you need any help, it’s not good to build too much pressure ya know. Especially when you are used to the opposite. I don’t mind if you don’t like me, don't put yourself in danger, okay...”

Whereupon, she left the room saying I still needed some rest, urging me to not think too deep and sleep.  And I was about to do just that. I already felt tired after all these emotions.

blink–flash 

Something that looks like a letter suddenly materialized out of nowhere and dropped into my head.

Wha… 

Wasting the precious recovery time which I greatly need, I took it and began reading

“Dear husband <3 if you rea---”

OK, nothing important here, let’s move on. I crumpled the letter before setting it on fire with some basic fire magic and proceeded to make myself comfortable, wrapping me up in the blanket, and laying my head on the pillow.   

Ahhh!! Finally, good night world… “Ooh? Sure, have sweet dreams my love <3 –... I don’t mind  haunting your nightmare if that’s what you desire… What about a wet one? Seriously, you’d really thought I didn’t foresee so far? You really really realllllly take me way too lightly here, my dear, I’m not just anyone so you know…”

Crap, a voice popped into my head. Couldn’t you use this way directly rather than let me drown in my delusion.

“Now now, you shouldn’t lower yourself my love, be proud, be strong, be as a man as you were at that time when you got me pregnant, accept what you did and what’s to come with open arms <3 You can’t change anything anyway, you will feel better, maybe even one step ahead after some adaptation time.”

… Should I? Yes, maybe it’s time to resign, sounds tempting… Wait, did she just read my mind?!!!

Uhh, ehh, hello? Wifey? Nice to meet you.

“<3” Even without sound, I can feel a smile and the stare she makes on me...creepy!-I mean how touching! I can clearly sense that’s the attention of a loving woman here! And yet I'm not worthy of it!

“<3 here you are again, ara ara <3, fortunately I don’t mind, furthermore I’m in a fairly good mood so don’t worry, I won’t scold you fufufu, oh and even if you didn’t mean it, your endeavor makes me happy. Likewise, it’s good to see you there in one piece, you got me there, I had really seen you trying to escape one way or another, never succeeding of course <3. And when I foresee, I am rarely wrong.” 

Stop, you'll make me blush.

“For the trouble, I’ll give you a reward… Well first and foremost, don’t worry about my former message, it was mostly a little joke on my part <3 you can keep your feats of accomplishment and have sex wherever and whenever you want. I won’t even mind loli,  it’s acceptable as long as it comes from them, furry, magical chimer, even animals if that is your desire. I’ll not make a fuss about that. Just NO CHURCH okay? Any saint ground from the stainless soul faith, no, from any faith, it is better to prevent. I was not joking about that part.

And no rape! Or I'll take you home on a leash, discipline to ease your heat and some torment to reflect on your actions on the menu, you can believe me.

Now after the stick, the carrot. I had planned to make it so you don’t have children with abnormal rates anymore, so you can enjoy yourself freely without worsening your situation too much. But as a reward I’ll add so you can’t have any child with a girl you don’t truly love, and if you do, I will take a part of responsibility as the main wife, by paying a part of your debt, relieving some financial stress, and providing help if needed.

Happy? <3 On that, I leave you, I have a tremendous amount of work awaiting me before I can hope to meet you again. I bid you farewell, my kinda hot sexy lovely seductive seducer lecherous pervert lolicon dog-like hubby<3. Who can’t hold back and is the embodiment of idiocy, but I’m still crazy about him nonetheless and can’t blame him after all he did to me and my family <3. Until next time mouuaahh XX.”

I don’t know what affects me the most, the fact that she bringed up animals and chimera or that she had to hint at loli not once! Not twice! But three times taking into account the spoken message!!

Leave me alone at some point, or I will end up not believing in myself anymore!!

Naaah, let’s pretend I didn’t think of it… 

… Where could I have put my sleeping pills… I will have some and if that is not enough, some more, As long as my body keeps with it... no even here I don’t care anymore, all I want is to sleep. A deep one preferentially, if I can’t wake up at all, it's for the best, but no death, that would be the worst.

Maybe I should throw in some GHB too while at it, this may help who knows.

Thus related how I got myself bound through marriage of my own accord, to two adorable demons within human skin. Beginning to dig my grave deeply, so much that I would reach the depths of hell long before my actual death if I kept up the pace.