NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 73
Chapter 73 I Have Nothing To Do Today, Go To The Bar And Listen To The Music.
When they heard Jiang Chen’s answer in classical Chinese, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn’t help laughing.
You rarely hear classical Chinese in your daily life. When you hear classical Chinese, you will feel that you are very good.
At this time, I not only heard Jiang Chen speak classical Chinese, but also answered questions in classical Chinese, which is not something ordinary people can understand….
After listening to it, netizens feel that the artistic content of speaking classical Chinese is very high, which is very similar to the current situation of contemporary migrant workers.
Netizens also discovered that Lu Bu is actually the portrayal of contemporary laborers, and the description is too apt.
Lu Bu, styled Fengxian, was born in Jiuyuan County, Wuyuan County, Bingzhou. He was a famous general in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and one of the heroes in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
He is known as the ceiling of force among the Three Kingdoms, but he also has the title of a house slave with three surnames, which is very similar to the current situation where workers frequently change bosses…
As the netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing one after another.
Questions continue…
“Mr. Wolong is so talented, he actually used Lu Fengxian’s allusions. Mr. Fang has such a thorough understanding of the Three Kingdoms, Fang admires…”
“Using Lu Bu’s words to describe the current situation of beating workers, the description is really appropriate, and the artistic content is very high.
“Then sir, let’s continue. What should we do when we hear colleagues complaining about the company after work?”
Fang Xuanling also heard it, this is really a good borrowing.
Young people frequently change jobs, isn’t it just like Lu Bu frequently changing foster fathers?
In fact, I don’t blame the young people. If the company pays well and considers the employees, who would want to change the old ones……
“Listening to my dear friend makes me see the sun through the clouds, Saipan!”
After Jiang Chen pondered for a few seconds, he quickly answered.
He has also experienced these lives, and he really feels it.
When hearing here….
Everyone couldn’t laugh anymore.
It really resembles the status quo when everyone works.
Whenever I hear other people making complaints about the company, I think it is right, and the summary is very good.
Especially when I hear the company’s harsh employees here and there, I feel very strong
“After work, the first month’s salary is paid, and there is still 3,000 yuan after the salary is deducted!”
Fang Xuanling was shocked.
737 couldn’t tell that the person in front of him knew so much about the workplace at such a young age, and every sentence he answered was particularly appropriate.
No matter what question you ask, he can answer it for you, so there is nothing difficult for him.
The person in front of me is probably talking about a talk show, this little mouth keeps talking…
Everyone is also curious about what answers they will hear next.
3 seconds later…
“Old thief, I am at odds with you!”
Jiang Chen blurted out.
The expression also became ferocious, with a strong sense of substitution.
When the voice just fell…
In the live broadcast room…..
[I have been working part-time for more than ten years, and I have fired several old thieves. It is really like Lu Bu’s life, hahaha
[Really, every time I hear my colleagues talking about the company, I think it makes sense. This boss has a bad conscience. 】
【Hahaha, did my brother Jiang suffer from severe beatings in the workplace? I can’t stop laughing at this sentence…】
【Speaking of my heart, the younger brother has no talent, so he can only say one sentence. Brother Jiang said it very well, and I do the same!】
【It’s so appropriate, I’ve been thinking about it every month when I’m paid. When I look at the salary slip, old thief, I’m at odds with you!】
[In the security room, I laughed out loud like a pig. In the dead of night, I like to listen to Brother Jiang talking about cross talk. It’s so joyful.]
【Next time, I have to ask Brother Jiang to drink more, otherwise I really don’t have such a talent……
Netizens couldn’t stop laughing in an instant. It took years of beatings in the social workplace to say such a thing.
Some netizens even found that Jiang Chen’s description really turned his face faster than turning a book. Isn’t this the reality of beating workers…
“Let’s go on, sir, please listen.”
“The second month’s salary was paid, and the performance was deducted. I got 2700!”
Fang Xuanling couldn’t help but laugh at this time.
The other party’s tone and description are too substituting, and they are too popular.
Then I changed the question (baca) and wanted to know what would be the reaction when the performance was deducted and the money was deducted.
“Haha… sooner or later I will die laughing on stage.”
Du Ruhui on the side tilted his hat with a smile, he understood these words very well.
After all, who hasn’t been PUA in the workplace.
It’s fine to answer the question, but I’ll answer it in Lu Bu’s version of classical Chinese, the effect is too explosive.
The audience in the audience couldn’t stop laughing. Everyone has experience in the workplace and knows everything…
“Hey, old thief, you’ve bullied me too much!”
Jiang Chen directly substituted in, with a more ferocious expression.
He even talked a little bit about the quintessence of the country, who can tolerate such deductions…
The salary of 3000 is already very low, so you can do something with such a small amount of money, why do you still try to get me money???
“After working for a period of time, the manager appreciates you and values your talents and abilities.”
“I decided to increase your salary to 5000, please accept, sir!”
Fang Xuanling covered her mouth and said.
The face is almost laughing to the point of cramp, because I said it.
“The adoptive father is above, and the son will follow the defining father from now on.”
“We must help our adoptive father to achieve a great cause together, go through fire and water, do not hesitate to do anything, do our best, and die!”
At this moment, Jiang Chen’s expression changed again, his eyes were full of gratitude.
I have met a noble person, and there is a noble person to help me, but there is no way to make money…
In just one minute, several expressions changed.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room…
【Hahaha, brother Jiang’s expression is too funny, how many expressions have been switched, I can’t laugh my family…】[
[Brother Jiang, why don’t you make your debut, your acting skills are too good, you can kill many actors in seconds. 】
[Yes, yes, it’s me, it’s me. When the salary is low, I wish I could beat the boss to death. After the salary rises, whoever dares to touch my adoptive father, try it and step over my dead body!】
[No, no, I’m going to record this passage, and show it to my colleagues later, it’s a microcosm of the contemporary workplace. 】
[It’s amazing, GKD, GKD, let me see what Brother Jiang can answer, it’s outrageous[
Netizens burst out laughing again, they were at odds with the manager just a second ago…
As soon as you hear about a raise in salary, don’t say anything about it, you can go up the mountain of swords or into the sea of fire. As long as the money is in place, Thanos will give you nothing…
Everyone is also looking forward to what kind of supernatural power Jiang Chen will have next.
“Brother Fang, let me ask a few questions.”
“Mr. must be the star of Wenqu, with such a good literary talent.”
“After working for one year, I will be promoted to the position of supervisor, sir, please take over…”
Du Ruhui also wanted to play at this time.
It’s rare to meet such an interesting person for the first time, and the previous people answered questions in a serious manner.
Unexpectedly, when I met a Wolong whose export is golden sentences, he is too talented, could he be a contemporary Wenqu star…
“The princes outside the pass, I regard them as worthless.”
After pondering for a few seconds, Jiang Chen answered again.
“After being promoted to supervisor, the first salary will be paid, how should the salary be spent, and the husband will take it!”
Du Ruhui was amazed by Jiang Chen again.
This classical Chinese is really good.
After becoming a supervisor, the salary will definitely increase, and after the promotion and salary increase, the money will be much more.
Then the difficulty of the problem comes up, what will life become after having money…
“There are people who are good at singing and dancing in the city. If you have nothing to do today, go to the bar and listen to the music!”
After Jiang Chen answered.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room…
[Really, Brother Jiang’s face-changing speed is too damn fast, it’s absolutely impossible. 】
[Brother Jiang understands consumption, his status will be different after becoming a supervisor. 】
[Brothers, I have nothing to do today, what does it mean to go to the bar to listen to music, wait online [very urgent. 】
【Naturally, it is a place where rich people spend their money. How can someone with a monthly salary of 3,000 like you and me ask this question?】
【That’s a good place, continue to play music, continue to dance, can’t I enjoy it after working hard for a month?】
[When studying: studying for the rise of China, when looking for a job: three thousand is three thousand, after working for a period of time, what! You want me three yuan for a pair of socks? [cover your face]]
【As a post-80s generation, why did I laugh and cry when I saw the words of the big brother upstairs, because Nima is real…】[
Once again, netizens burst into laughter again.
It’s really funny, who would have thought that answering questions in classical Chinese would have such an effect.
“Papa…papa…papa….”
There was another burst of thunderous applause, and the audience in the audience was too amused to laugh.
This man has detonated the scene since he took the stage.
More and more people gathered around, and there were as many as a hundred people at the scene at this time, which was so joyous.
The Datang Culture Street, which was not much in the first place, has brought some popularity and become lively.
Soon, the next question came again…
“Consumption is too high, and my husband’s salary is spent in just one week.”
“How do you live the rest of your life without money?”
Du Ruhui made a gesture of praise.
It’s really amazing. I have nothing to do today, and I have come out to listen to the music. It can be seen that if I have money, I will enjoy it.
He also thought that when he made money, he would go to Goulan to listen to music and enjoy the happiness of rich people
“If there is anyone in the city who does good deeds and donates porridge, if it sounds next month, it will be returned to you.”
After pondering for a few seconds, Jiang Chen answered again.
This answer detonated the scene and the live broadcast room again.
true, too true….
No matter how much the salary is, many people are the sun family, or the star family.
In other words, the salary will be used up within a few days or a week after it is paid.
Contemporary young people spend as much as they want, and rarely have the habit of saving money
After you run out of money, you will ask people around you to borrow money, and then go on the road of repeatedly borrowing and repaying the money, gone forever
Just when everyone sighed.
Q&A again….
“After a while, the company started to default on wages, so what should I do, sir!”
Du Ruhui couldn’t stop.
The answer is really too classic, he is also such a person.
Although the salary is not high, but as soon as I have money, I can’t help it. I desperately want to buy things, but the money is gone in less than half a month.
I had to find friends around me to help…
“Delaying my salary is like murdering for money. I have never seen such a shameless person!”
At this time, Jiang Chen’s face became fierce again.
beat
Is it easy for a worker? Aren’t you trying to murder me in arrears of living expenses?
“The boss ran away with his sister-in-law, and the wages in arrears were not paid.”
“What about you, sir?”
Fang Xuanling rushed to ask.
It’s really funny, and it’s so vividly said.
The boss wants to default on the wages of the people, it is really shameless, you are delaying 3000 worthless wretch, show some face!
“Ah… I swear that I will kill this old thief, and I will repay this shame! 11
Hearing this, Jiang Chen’s face turned pale.
Okay, you actually defaulted on the wages of the workers and ran away with your sister-in-law, won’t your conscience hurt!
at this time…
In the live room…
【Hahaha, I just laughed out my tears, why is such a sad story so funny……】
【It’s so true. I was also owed wages last month. I almost pointed at the boss and scolded me. I’ve never seen such a shameless person!】
【Listening to Jiang Ge’s words, it’s as if I’ve heard my whole life in the workplace, what you said is really good, what you said makes sense, I appreciate you!】
[Do one line, hate one line, change to a new line, remember the old line, all three hundred and sixty-six lines are cursed at each other]
【Master, this is a master, Brother Jiang has such a talent!】
[When looking for a job: it is not a shame to be born in a humble background, you can be a husband if you can bend and stretch. 】
【Hahahaha, everyone hates Lu Bu, everyone is Lu Bu, everyone hates Cao Cao, and everyone wants to be Cao Cao’s thief. 】
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