NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 74
Chapter 74 Sir, I Don’T Study Much, Don’T Lie To Me!
After listening to Jiang Chen answering questions in classical Chinese, the whole live broadcast room burst into laughter.
It is indeed a source of happiness for everyone to relieve stress, and the way of answering perfectly conforms to the status quo of every migrant worker in the workplace.
From the full expectation during the first job, to how to resign every day when I entered the first company.
Then after I really resigned, I lived a flat life, and after I ran out of money, I submitted my resume to find a job again and again.
These sentences are really the epitome of migrant workers, and changing companies and bosses one after another is just like Lu Bu’s changing foster father.
When I was a child studying the Three Kingdoms, I heard Zhang Fei laughing at Lu Bu’s three family slaves and scolded them too, but after I got to work, I found out that everyone was Lu Bu…
“Lingling, I don’t see how talented your father is.”
“The reply in classical Chinese is so good, it almost made me cry…
“It was like this when I went to work before. I have experienced all of what he said-.”
“Last year, the boss of our company really ran away with his sister-in-law. Thinking of that old thief, I can’t wait to swear that I will capture you alive, eat your flesh, and sleep with your skin!”
The photographer brother was amused at first, but with the subsequent answers, he was talking about himself.
He has been working part-time for more than ten years, and has changed many jobs and bosses.
I have met people with conscience and unscrupulous capitalists. Not to mention exploitation, I still think about how to deduct money every day, so I wish I could deduct all your money.
“That’s because you’re lucky today. My dad has a lot of inspiration after drinking.”
“Uncle, you believe me, my father after drinking is super handsome, 24K pure handsome, hee hee…”
Lingling couldn’t help laughing in the audience. Although the two of them didn’t understand what they meant, they just thought it was very funny.
She also did not expect that Jiang Chen would use classical Chinese in the Three Kingdoms to answer questions, which was so interesting.
Let’s talk about the stage…
“Sir, you are so talented. In ancient times, there were hundreds of poems written by Li Baidou on wine. Now there is a gentleman who uses this classical Chinese to describe the workplace after drinking. It will be passed down through the ages…”
“Brother Du, what do you think of Mr.’s talent? How does it compare to Mr. Wolong and Mr. Fengchu?”
“Mr.’s talent far exceeds that of Wolong and Fengchu. I think it must be the Wenqu star who came down to earth.”
“It seems that classical Chinese is also Mr.’s strong point. Du wants to ask Mr. if there is anything he is not good at?”
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui sang together and talked together.
The two of them were indeed shown by Jiang Chen, just a short question from the workplace…
These answers one after another are absolutely perfect, not only describing the inner voice of the beating workers, but also saying it so well.
Especially at the back, both of them saw that Jiang Chen was involved in the scene.
The answer is good, so I won’t talk about it, the expression that changes at any time is really amazing, the anger when the salary is deducted, the joy after the salary increase…
And then to the expression of enjoyment when you go to Goulan to listen to the music after the promotion and salary increase, the anger of the boss for not arrears of wages, and the anger of the boss running away…..
It is definitely a talent that can be called Wenqu Xingxia….
Wenquxing is a star name, the fourth star of Beidou, the main text.
“If you’re not good at math, let’s say you didn’t pass math when you were studying.”
“I used to be educated by teachers.”
Jiang Chen recalled that he was really not good at mathematics.
The main reason is that mathematics is really difficult, especially the difficulty of the latter is rising linearly.
“Oh, sir, he’s not good at math, so let’s do some simple math problems.”
“Let’s start with something that is not difficult, and let’s end with a primary school math problem, and it will be the last question for Mr.
Fang Xuanling asked while stroking his beard.
If you don’t know mathematics, then you have a good relationship. Let’s see how well you can answer if you don’t know how to do it.
The sentence just now that I only have a little understanding of classical Chinese is really too modest, is that a little understanding?!
“Yes, junior high school mathematics is actually quite difficult, and I have almost forgotten it.”
“Then elementary school math.”
Jiang Chen agreed.
It’s been so many years since I graduated, but I actually almost forgot about it.
“Let’s start with a quick calculation question. Is the doctor’s multiplication quick calculation possible?”
Du Ruhui asked a question.
After hearing Jiang Chen’s answer was okay, he was ready to start writing questions.
“Sir, what is 3 times 5?”
Du Ruhui asked the easiest one first.
After listening to Jiang Chen…
The answer came out in an instant: “3 times 5 equals 15.”
“Very good, very good, let’s continue to increase the difficulty to see how far Mister can count.”
“How much is 12 times 5 sir, please answer quickly.”
Du Ruhui confirmed that the answer to the first question was correct.
The second question was quickly said
“12 times 5 equals 60.”
Jiang Chen knows that he is not good at mathematics, but he can still do multiplication.
Addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are very necessary knowledge in daily life, and it is still possible.
Du Ruhui: “Sir, let’s continue, what is 11 multiplied by 20?”
Jiang Chen: “11 multiplied by 20 equals 220…”
Du Ruhui: “How much is 125 multiplied by 30, sir, please answer quickly.
Jiang Chen: “125 multiplied by 30 equals 2285…”
Du Ruhui: “Unexpectedly, the master is so good at mental arithmetic, so what is 1234 multiplied by 30, please accept it, sir…”
Jiang Chen: “1234 multiplied by 30 equals 283,455…”
When the mental calculation questions come out one by one.
Everyone in the audience was surprised. This mental calculation is not only okay, it is simply a bullshit.
Even the audience began to applaud, this is not a human brain at all.
Many people only know the nine-to-nine multiplication table, and those higher than this may not be correct.
How many people are counted, it’s too awesome…..
at this time…
In the live broadcast room……
[I’ll go, brother Jiang really knows everything, this mental arithmetic is amazing, I can only multiply single digits by single digits…][
【Then I’m a little better than you. I can multiply two digits by one digit. If there are too many, I can’t do it. It’s too difficult. 】
[Brother Jiang YYDS, this calculation is really fast, basically answering in seconds, there must be a calculator in his head, it’s too good
[The gap is really big. I once suspected that we didn’t have the same head. Brother Jiang has a calculator in it. I’m afraid it’s a paste… 】
【Ah, ah, I can’t figure it out, my head is so itchy, am I going to swell my head】[
Netizens also tried to answer Du Ruhui’s multiplication question.
When many people multiply single digits by single digits, the calculation is still very fast.
When multiplying a two-digit number by a one-digit number, a large number of fish who slipped through the net of the nine-year obligation were wiped out…
When double digits are multiplied by double digits, there are more brothers who died in battle, and few survived…
When it comes to multiplying a three-digit number by a two-digit number, it can be said that there is no one left. …
This also caused the netizens in the live broadcast room to be very shocked. Is there no upper limit to Jiang Chen’s multiplication mentality?
Back on the stage, the problem continues..
Du Ruhui: “Mr. is so good at arithmetic, Du Mou doesn’t believe in this evil, what is 365 times 885 equals, sir, please accept…”
Jiang Chen: “365 multiplied by 885 equals 323,025…”
Du Ruhui: “What is 5865 multiplied by 6685?”
0 looking for flowers……
Jiang Chen: “5865 multiplied by 6685 equals 3965,542,22…”
Fang Xuanling at the side was startled. Could it be possible that a real humanoid calculator can count so many digits?
But there are also such people, but there is no one in a million, and they are all extremely celestial groups.
Just like the people in the strongest brain, everyone is a monster.
He thought, Jiang Chen in front of him must be the rare genius in the strongest brain, right?
And when I asked you just now, didn’t you say that you are not good at mathematics? When I was young, I was often taught by teachers.
Could it be that this is another modest statement, a proper deception, isn’t this deceiving honest people, it’s not good at saying good things…
“How much is 21 multiplied by 2 sir, answer quickly!”
As the number got bigger and bigger, Du Ruhui felt something was wrong.
This calculation ability is definitely beyond the scope of human beings. The most important thing is that I don’t have the answer to the previous question, and I don’t know if his calculation is correct…
If it doesn’t work, try again, “Just do a simple calculation to see if you can figure it out.
“21 multiplied by 2 equals 365,888…”
After Jiang Chen finished answering this question.
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and they answered so quickly, they are simply geniuses…
But after the next second, thinking about it carefully, it seems that the answer is not quite right…
How did this multiply so many digits???
“Sir, I don’t study much, so don’t lie to me.”
“This is too wrong…”
Sure enough, as Du Ruhui thought, the previous ones are probably wrong.
“Does it matter if it’s wrong or not? Just tell me if I’m fast or not.
“I didn’t even say I wanted the correct answer…”
Jiang Chen spoke solemnly, his face not blushing and his heart beating.
at this time…
In the studio
[I thought it was right, until the last time 21 was multiplied by 2, I didn’t realize the seriousness of the problem. 】
【Hahaha, don’t ask me if I’m right, just tell me whether it’s fast or not, this sentence is too absolute. 】
【When will I have such a talent as Jiang Ge? 】
[Really, if the previous questions of this question are over, I really want the country to inspect Brother Jiang, this is still human, outrageous…]
【Master Du reacted so quickly, he realized the seriousness. If he continues to make big numbers, Brother Jiang will really be a god…】
[Hahaha, everyone, look at the expressions of the two of them, they were spoiled by Jiang Gao. 】
At this time, everyone in the live broadcast room also reacted…
I was almost cheated by Jiang Chen again, it was wrong from the beginning, it was just fast…
But Jiang Chen didn’t lie, you let him do the math.
“Hahaha… I was almost cheated by this handsome guy, I’m going to laugh to death.”
“This dad is too funny, maybe he also talks about talk shows or cross talk, the three of them are so much fun on stage.
“Just now I have been admiring how powerful this handsome guy is, he must be a genius, but in the end…hahaha…
“Brother, why don’t you come here often in the future, the three of you are really fun.”
Everyone in the audience couldn’t help laughing.
All of them changed from shocked expressions to smiles, this person is so interesting.
Back on stage.
“Okay sir, let’s take a picture.
Fang Xuanling’s expression also changed, the shock on his face just now turned into a smile. .