NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 75
Chapter 75 There Are Many Ways To Insult People, The Most Civilized One Is Quick, Take A Picture!
“Sir, although your answer is not correct, but the answer is also reasonable, the main thing is really fast…”
“Before taking pictures, I’d like to give Mr. a secret treasure first, to show our Datang a little bit of love…”
“According to the old rules, if I find something in a while, I will reward my husband with something. Let me look for it…”
After Du Ruhui finished speaking, he searched for it in his sleeves and waist.
The answer to the question was indeed wrong, but the effect was very good. The audience and their laughter continued.
The main thing is that you can’t say that he is wrong in what he answered, just like the mental arithmetic problem just now.
At the beginning, there was no requirement that the answer must be correct, so I asked if the mental calculation was fast.
The result was obvious. I thought about it for a few seconds at first, but then I opened my mouth and the answer came out instantly…
“Sir, you are a genius of literature and music, I think His Majesty must like it, if you lived in our time, you must have the ability to be a prime minister.
“Brother Du, don’t be too stingy. Mister’s talent needs to be given one more gift. Get two secret treasures for Mister.”
“The extra one is on my head.”
Fang Xuanling kept praising Jiang Chen.
You are really talented, no matter whether you can answer it or not, I will make it up for you.
As for the mental calculation just now, if Du Ruhui hadn’t tried it suddenly later, I really thought I got the answer right…
“Okay, okay, then give the master two secret treasures, and we can’t be called “210” of our little family.”
“I found one. I think this gift must be suitable for you, sir. Please accept it.”
“This… is this a pack of highlighter?!”
Du Ruhui took it out from his waist for a long time, and then took it out.
I didn’t know what it was after I took it out, but I took a closer look at it in my hand and realized that it was foot light powder?!
Jiang Chen accepted the gift very politely.
But this is indeed a bit outrageous, what else is hidden in their waists?
Is there really anything?
at this time…
In the live broadcast room…
【It’s over, it’s over, I couldn’t breathe from laughing, just now I wondered if there were any outrageous gifts, did I really have one?】
【Absolutely, brothers, there are really no duplicates in presents, and the ancients really didn’t lie. If they say they give you a small gift, it must be a small gift…】
【This time it turned out to be a foot light powder. I was afraid that I would never have thought that I would give the foot light powder as a gift. Is there anything more amazing?】
【Curious about the effect of this thing, what is the foot light powder for?】
[You don’t even know about foot light powder, it’s a good thing, it’s a good thing for soaking your feet, you can say it’s good if you use it. 】
Netizens burst into laughter again in an instant.
There are only gifts you can’t guess, nothing they can’t give, anything can be given to you.
Some netizens also popularized the role of foot light fans in the live broadcast room.
Foot bath powder: selected more than 30 kinds of natural plants such as angelica, safflower, motherwort, salvia miltiorrhiza, cockscomb, and rose are scientifically blended and processed.
Using this product to bathe your feet can effectively supplement the vitamins, amino acids, trace elements and other nutrients needed for health, so that your body and mind can be cared for, and your feet can be fully maintained.
“I don’t know what’s in the secret treasure box, the gift just now is indeed a little small.
“I really picked up a good treasure this time, and I think my husband will like it.”
“One piece of warm baby, if my sister-in-law is not feeling well, this can be used just right.”
“A secret treasure for traveling the rivers and lakes, a good thing that a good man must have, I give it to Mr….”
After Du Ruhui dug out again for a while, I searched and searched but couldn’t find anything good.
Finally, I chose this warm baby post.
Hmm…just suitable for this married family, it must be a good gift for Mrs. Jiang.
Jiang Chen also took the warm baby stickers politely.
You can really take out anything, and there is this stuff too?
But since it was given as a gift, don’t take it for nothing.
at this time…
In the live broadcast room……
[I’ll go, there is no most outrageous, only more outrageous, warm baby stickers are here. 】
【Hahaha, I’m curious if there are any more outrageous things, no, no, my house is near here, and I’m going to play tomorrow. 】
[Sorry, I was wrong, I take back what I said just now, I thought that enough light powder was outrageous enough, and Nuan Baobao posted it…]
【It is no longer an ordinary gift. This is a holy object full of wisdom and courage. You can’t get it for ordinary people. 】
【yes. Even small gifts are not so easy to get, you have to answer questions, otherwise you have to come…][
[That’s right, I’m afraid I’ll go and say 4 words to me, come on, let’s take a photo. 】
Netizens couldn’t stop laughing.
I thought that the enough light powder was outrageous enough, but I took out the warm baby stickers again.
It’s really outrageous to open the door to outrageous mother, and outrageous to get home, the most important thing is that there is no repetition……
Warm baby stickers, also known as warm stickers, are a tool for heating.
Stick it on the shoulders, back, waist, stomach, legs and related joints when using.
When you use it, you only need to stick it on the corresponding part, and it will generate heat immediately, with an average temperature of 53°C. It is mostly used by women when there is pain in a certain place
back on stage…
“Two small gifts have been given to Mr., so let’s take a picture.
“Mr. is so talented, how about we come up with a more aggressive plan.”
“Put on your most domineering pose!”
Fang Xuanling shook his head at the side, he didn’t know that this gift was so outrageous.
What did the program team prepare? Maybe they will come up with more bizarre ones later.
The two also asked Jiang Chen what pose to pose for the photo.
This is also the last link of the quiz show, that is, no matter whether the answer is correct or not, you can get a prize.
Taking pictures is a must.
Then…
Everyone can’t stop laughing…
Jiang Chen took out the most classic camera gestures, which are basically the gestures that everyone knows.
Compared with a scissorhands.
“Mr. is so talented, but I don’t know if I should say something properly. The grade of this photo is indeed a bit low…”
“Brother Du, you don’t understand the idea of a talented person, but the scissors hand is indeed a bit lower, and I haven’t used this posture for a long time…”
“It’s still two scissorhands, I don’t think there is anything more embarrassing than this…”
Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling also posed following Jiang Chen’s movements.
They also didn’t expect that the most domineering pose that Jiang Chen understood was the scissorhands?
“Hahaha, the most domineering posture is scissorhands”
“It’s really fun, this handsome guy is really interesting, he actually posed with scissor hands.
“Sure enough, a handsome person can look handsome in any pose, but this scissorhands has fascinated me, I can’t do it…”
Everyone in the audience couldn’t help laughing again. Sure enough, no matter who it is, they all have a pose for taking pictures, which is the classic scissors hand movement.
The onlookers also laughed into a ball, tonight was the happiest day, and they kept laughing wildly.
At this time, Jiang Chen also returned to the audience.
“Brother, where are we going next?”
The photographer is also laughing all the time, the little gift is really amazing, there are all kinds of weird things 10
There is also this classic pose for taking pictures, it seems that everyone knows this, and it has been used since childhood, it is elegant and never out of date. …
“Let’s wait for their show to end. I want to promote them later.”
“This interactive question-and-answer mode is very good. I hope more people can come here, and I hope that the Datang Culture Pedestrian Street will get better and better.”
Jiang Chen went up to play, it was really interesting.
The two of them will surely become popular, it is indeed just some help, and I want to help them promote it.
The photographer brother nodded again and again, it is really good to be able to help.
After all, it is Chinese culture, and it can also arouse everyone’s understanding of history, which is very good.
Besides, when he thinks about the popularity of Wenhua Street Pedestrian Street in the little days ahead, why?
Tatt…
Another person went up to the stage.
“Excuse me, sir, which part of the chicken is the chicken fillet?”
Du Ruhui continued to ask the people on stage.
“Chicken Bangs”
The man replied.
“Photography!”
Fang Xuanling stretched out his hand to signal, hurriedly took a picture, and said goodbye.
Chicken tenderloin comes from the first part of the chicken is the chicken breast, and the second part is the chicken thigh. Both parts of the meat can be made into chicken tenderloin.
soon…
Another new person came onto the stage.
Q&A begins…
“Mr. Qing, who was the founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty?”
This time it was Fang Xuanling’s turn to ask questions, waiting for the new comers to answer.
“It’s Cao Cao.”
The next boy answered in the affirmative.
“Come, come, take a snapshot.”
“The founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty was Cao Cao?!”
“Mr.’s words set true culture back by more than 30 years.
Du Ruhui said helplessly while stroking his beard.
The quality of these audiences in the back is really not as good as one, and none of them is reliable.
In comparison, Jiang Chen is more interesting.
Liu Xiu was the founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the ninth grandson of Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and an emperor who continued his life for the Han Dynasty for two hundred years.
Moreover, Liu Xiu was hailed as the son of the plane, and he was able to defeat Wang Mang, who was hailed as the time traveler.
Wang Mang invented many things that don’t belong to this dynasty, such as bronze calipers, airplanes, short skirts, etc… It’s like really traveling through the past.
at this time…
In the studio
[Hahaha, how many people have said that they took pictures in 4.9 consecutive times, it seems that it is not so easy to answer the question. 】
[The latter ones are more outrageous than the other. What are the answers to these questions? It seems that the two gentlemen are so angry that their beards are crooked. 】
[There is no harm without comparison. Now I know how good our brother Jiang is. Whether it is right or not, I can answer it for you. 】
[There are many ways to insult people, the most civilized one is to take a photo, don’t be dumbfounded, take a photo quickly, and cross this Mr. Wolong! 】
【I want to know if the subtext of this photo is Mr. Wolong put away your talent…】
Netizens burst into laughter one after another.
As time goes by, what I hear the most is what Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling said…
Come on, take pictures!
Hurry up, let’s take a picture!!
Don’t wait, let’s take pictures!!!
At this time, the secret scrolls of the prosperous Tang Dynasty are slowly coming to an end…
PS: Thank you pretty boys and pretty girls, today I received a lot of flowers, monthly tickets, and big brother’s tip.
I won’t thank you one by one, but thank you all in one piece, really thank you for your likes, crying…