NOVEL SIMPLE Cycle 7 (Sams)
Samurai, we need to write a play
You write a play. I’ll edit it.
Cool
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Let’s switch next cycle
To what?
You be me, I’ll be you
Ok. Wanna change to blue and green?
Nah
White and silver?
That’d be cool, but I don’t think we get silver as an option
Really? Avi has it, so should we.
*shrug*
If we get silver I wanna try it.
Ok
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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey he
WHAT
Can I borrow your shampoo?
It smells like flowers.
Hmmmm what flowers?
Hell if I know, it just says “Floral Scent” and makes me smell pretty.
I want clean hair, smelling pretty is an acceptable price
So is 2 silver, go buy your own.
But I’m already in the bathroom
FINE use my shampoo, moron.
Kthx :)
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What was that one thing you told me not to do?
Pick your nose
The other thing.
Oh, don’t give your onions to Aya
I order burgers without onions.
That works
Why don’t you?
*shrug*
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SAMUEL WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH?
The pink one?
YES, THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. I OWN ONE TOOTHBRUSH AND IT IS PINK. WHERE IS IT?
…
SAM!
Congratulations! You are the winner of One Brand New Toothbrush, which shall appear in your house within the hour!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?
My dear sister
You don’t want to know
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Did you spill something on my hoodie?
Yes. Soda. I washed it out.
Why were you wearing my hoodie? You have your own
Yours are better.
Get better hoodies
Get more hoodies and give them to me.
No
Counterargument: yes.
You’re impossible
Love you too!