System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

"Daddy, why are we hiding here?"

"Then tell me, why are we hiding here?"

"Heck, I don't know."

"I don't know? Pidan, you are getting better at pretending to be innocent!"

"Daddy can do it too, I learned from Daddy!"

"Again, you're taking the blame on me again... Preserved egg, your ability to throw blame is getting stronger and stronger!"

"Giggle."

Jiang Feng, Pi Dan and his son were hiding in a light pink lotus.

Smelling the fragrance of flowers, listening to birdsong... oh no, it was listening to Jiang's father crying ghosts and wolves, and Jiang's mother crying to heaven and earth.

Jiang's mother shouted: "Oh, my flowers, why have they all been pulled out?"

Jiang's father was also howling: "Jiang Feng, what the hell have you done? Oh, it's so painful!"

Hearing this, the little preserved egg asked Jiang Feng: "Dad, what did you do just now?"

Jiang Feng was half lying down looking up at the sky, with his legs crossed and a grass in his mouth leisurely.

"It's really nothing,
It was just after Dad cut the chili peppers, he took a towel to wipe his hands.

Who knew...that was Grandpa's bath towel!

You can't blame me, can you?
Who told grandpa to throw towels around, and take a bath at noon. "

Chaotian pepper, on the skin...especially on the small head and its accessories...

Tsk tsk tsk, it hurts to think about it.

"What about you, preserved egg, why did you want to pull out grandma's azalea?"

The little preserved egg is holding a small wooden stick in his hand and is poking the lotus pod.

"Who told grandma to put the flowers there? They look pretty. I pulled them a few times. It's fun, so..."

The little guy was a little worried, "Daddy, will grandma find us?"

"I can't find it. We'll go back when grandma's anger subsides."

……

Mother Jiang wasn't angry either.

Looking at the red petals all over the ground, she just felt a pity for the five potted flowers.

No need to ask, she also knew that her little grandson must have done it.

What's more, this little guy has already hidden.

"Hands are so fast, I didn't leave a single flower!"

"Even the leaves are ripped off..."

Looking at the bare branches, Mother Jiang shouted:

"Hide it better, don't let me find it, let me find it, I'm going to spank it!"

Mother Jiang originally planned to clean up, but after thinking about it, she put down the broom.

"We have to keep the scene, let the little ones come and see!"

Before Mama Jiang entered the house, she heard Papa Jiang howling.

"Old Jiang, what about you!" Jiang's mother felt that Jiang's father's movements were too exaggerated.

"Oh, you really don't feel back pain when you stand and talk!"

Jiang's father said through the door, "I guess, this towel is stained with pepper, which made my whole body burn. Fortunately, I didn't wipe my eyes, but..."

"puff!"

Although Father Jiang didn't continue, Mother Jiang knew what he was going to say.

Apart from the eyes, the most sensitive part of a man's skin...

"Hey, you should wash for a while, wash thoroughly!"

But how could there be peppers on this towel?
I remembered, Jiang Feng was chopping something just now, and said he wanted to soak some radish!
Mother Jiang went to the kitchen and took a look. Sure enough, although Jiang Feng had cleaned up, there was indeed a jar of radishes and a jar of pickled peppers.

"Old Jiang, it's chili pepper, you should wash it thoroughly, it won't be too spicy."

When the eyes are irritated by chili pepper, people will have snot and tears.

It's going to be so spicy, my god, why don't you jump up and cry for your father?

It's not like Jiang's mother has never seen this kind of thing.

There are some bear children who don't believe in evil, so they will touch with some peppers, peppers and so on.

Then, he was still smiling one second, and turned into a flea the next second, clutching his crotch and crying for his father and mother.

Worried that Jiang's father would become like that, Jiang's mother reminded him.

But Jiang's father was in the mood to joke: "Anyway, you don't use it often, so if it breaks, it will break."

"Get out! You old and unscrupulous people are now your grandparents!"

Jiang's father was not convinced by this, "What do you mean old and unscrupulous?
He is still a father at the age of seven or eighty, but I am only fifty, young and strong! "

Hearing what Jiang's father said, Jiang's mother threatened: "It seems that Jiang Feng has played lightly. Wait a minute, I'll sprinkle some chili powder on your underwear."

"Don't mess around!"

Father Jiang immediately begged for mercy, "It's wrong, it's just a joke, don't take it to heart!"

"hey-hey."

Mother Jiang sneered, "Don't worry, I won't take it to heart..."

Father Jiang was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard the second half of what Mother Jiang said:

"A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. I will write it down in my notebook."

The warm water flowing from the nozzle made Jiang's father pause for a few seconds.

Forget it, good men don't fight women.

As always, keep a low profile!
But what happened today?This wave is not flat, and another wave is rising?
Ma De, I have to check the calendar later, maybe things are not suitable today.

Jiang's father turned off the water and was about to finish taking a bath, but found that there were still waves of pain coming from his body.

It's hot, it's so damn uncomfortable.

"Jiang Feng, you are too cheating!"

……

On the lotus pond.

A little bird saw two small black spots on the lotus.

It thought it was an insect, and immediately swooped down.

Little Preserved Egg immediately yelled: "Daddy!"

"Don't be afraid."

Jiang Feng didn't do anything, but fixed the bird in midair.

"Is your eyesight bad? Even we dare to move?"

"Preserved egg," Jiang Feng commanded the preserved egg, "Come on, play it's dick! Let it have a long memory!"

The little preserved egg was puzzled, looked down at himself, then turned his head again, and asked:

"Daddy, where's Birdie's dick?"

That's... a good question...

Most of the birds, it seems, really don't have a penis.

"Forget it, let it go, it doesn't have a penis."

As soon as Jiang Feng finished speaking, Xiaoniao realized that he was free again.

"Hoo hoo!" It flapped its wings quickly and ran away.

"Nimma, this person is too scary, he wants to play dick?"

……

Seeing that it was almost time, Jiang Feng greeted the little preserved egg, "Let's go, let's go home."

The little preserved egg ran over and grabbed Jiang Feng's hand, still a little worried,

"Daddy, will grandma beat me?"

"I don't know. When grandma beats you, you run away. It's like exercising."

Little Preserved Egg didn't do much about running away, thinking of his grandparents chasing them.

He giggled and followed Jiang Feng to the house.

"Oh, the weather is really nice today, don't you think it's a preserved egg?"

"Yes! Giggle."

Preserved eggs didn't know why Jiang Feng said this.

I just thought it was fun, so I laughed and cooperated.

However, Jiang Feng's pretentious posture was immediately defeated the moment he saw Father Jiang.

"Dad, accident, accident, pure accident!"

Seeing Jiang's father walking over with a gloomy expression without saying a word, Jiang Feng hurriedly confessed.

"Ouch, the hot feeling is coming again!"

Father Jiang didn't have time to say anything more. After giving Jiang Feng a threatening expression, he immediately ran into the bathroom.

"call."

Jiang Feng was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but found that the little preserved egg suddenly grabbed his hand...

"Daddy……"

"Don't be afraid, you have a lot of meat in your butt, you can resist beating..."