System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

"Peidan, come on, grandma has something to tell you."

Mama Jiang's tone was very calm, but the calmer she was, the greater her deterrent effect.

Because you don't know when a person who can roar like a lion will suddenly explode.

The little preserved egg hid behind Jiang Feng, his mind spinning rapidly, thinking of countermeasures.

"No bell", with a flash of inspiration, he decided to turn passive into active.

Immediately put on a sweet smile, opened her short legs, and ran towards Mama Jiang excitedly.

"Grandma, I have something to tell you too!"

The little grandson threw himself into his arms, and of course Mother Jiang had to catch it.

Similarly, she would definitely not do anything to the little preserved egg.

After all, they are intergenerational relatives.

How could she be willing to do it.

"Tell me, what do you want to tell grandma?"

Finding that this trick works, Little Preserved Egg is no longer nervous.

"Grandma, does Birdie have a penis?"

"Ok?"

This question is so unexpected!
How could this little guy ask this question?
The little preserved egg continued: "Grandma, a big bird wanted to eat us just now.

Daddy caught him and let me flick his dick! "

For Jiang's mother, this problem is beyond the outline.

She asked, "Have you played it yet?"

"No bomb." Little Preserved Dan said with a serious face, "I can't even find Xiaoniao's dick!"

"Ha ha!"

Mother Jiang burst out laughing when she thought of that scene.

She hugged the little preserved egg dotingly, gritted her teeth, and said, "You little guy, why are you so cute?"

The little preserved egg struck while the iron was hot, "Grandma, do you want to beat me up?"

You little guy, you dug a hole here?
"Of course I want to be beaten, why not!" Mother Jiang pretended to be angry.

Preserved egg bent over, lay down on the side, showing his little butt, and confessed:
"Grandma, play softly!"

This little guy is really not afraid at all!
Jiang's mother felt that she was almost out of control of him.

"Clap clap clap!"

Gritting her teeth, after patting the little preserved egg a few times,
Mother Jiang picked up the little guy and walked to the "crime scene".

Little Preserved Egg hugged Mama Jiang's neck and lay on her shoulders.

When passing by Jiang Feng, he secretly made a face.

It means, Dad, look at me, grandma didn't beat me.

This little guy will show off!
If it was my own childhood, my butt would have blossomed long ago.

Really, the status of the family is clear at a glance!

Jiang Feng also followed, wanting to see what Jiang's mother was going to do.

……

"Peidan, tell grandma, why did you pull out all the flowers?"

Seeing the bare flower branches, Jiang Feng also wanted to laugh, haha, is the little guy so ruthless?

Just now I was only focused on the flowers on the ground, and didn't pay attention to it.

The little preserved egg didn't know how to explain, but giggled embarrassedly.

And buried his face in Mother Jiang's neck.

Feeling a little apologetic from the little grandson, Jiang's mother patted his butt again, and said:
"Don't destroy it in the future, do you hear me?
These flowers are so beautiful to keep, it's a pity to take them off. "

"Grandma, I know!"

The problem was solved, and the little preserved egg was in a good mood, and immediately writhed excitedly.

Mother Jiang couldn't hold him anymore, so she hurriedly said, "It's awkward, it's awkward, grandma can't hold him anymore!"

The little preserved egg giggled, held Mama Jiang's head in her hands, and kissed her on the forehead.

"Grandma, I love you!"

Mother Jiang couldn't stand this sugar-coated shell, and immediately shook the little preserved egg exaggeratedly.

"Oh, grandma is so rare about my little grandson!"

Some daughters-in-law in the village don't hold their children for their parents-in-law.

But I can hug six cuties.

Moreover, the little cuties are still so close to him, Mother Jiang is so happy, she is almost melting.

She couldn't bear to put down the little preserved egg, and was about to enter the house with this little guy in her arms.

But before entering the house, he turned around and told Jiang Feng, "Hurry up and restore these potted flowers to their original state!"

Jiang Feng can restore many things to their original state, and it's not like she hasn't seen them.

Now that the purpose of educating the little guy has been achieved, it's time for Jiang Feng to go to work.

Jiang Feng looked at his grandparents and grandchildren from behind, also in a daze.

"Why can't I escape when I'm working?"

"Mom, look at my current status, can you stop arranging me to do things?"

Jiang's mother turned her head, her chin raised, "Why, even if you are the Jade Emperor, I was born!"

"Also, you are the father of six little cuties. They made a mistake. Of course you, the father, have to be responsible for the aftermath!"

Oh, being Jiang Feng's mother is really a happy thing.

Jiang Feng was also very happy. He got along with Jiang's father and Jiang's mother like this, and he lived up to his status as a "son of man".

Stepping into the house, the five potted flowers behind him seemed to be in slow motion, and they grew back to their original shape one by one.

……

Xia Yu took the other five cuties to the garden to pick vegetables.

Originally, Little Preserved Egg said that he was waiting for Jiang Feng to go with him.

But after such an episode, it would be impossible to go.

Xia Yu was carrying the basket, and a bunch of cuties were walking ahead, and even further ahead, it was Dahei leading the way.

Those six fluffy puppies have grown up a lot now.

With four short legs, they ran back and forth between the back of the big black and the little master.

This kind of life really has a breath of life and is too down-to-earth.

Looking at the big garden of my own house, all kinds of vegetables, fruits, flowers and plants...

Xia Yu secretly sighed: "Who would have thought that the hillside full of thorns would become like this now?"

"Okay, from now on, I'm not going to be a celebrity anymore, I'm going to be a village woman!"

Ok?
Why is she a village woman?
I'm only in my 20s, and I'm still so pretty, so I can't be called... a girl from the village?
"There is a girl named Xiaoyu in the village, she is good-looking and kind.

A pair of beautiful big eyes, thick and long braids..."

Suddenly, Jiang Feng's voice sounded, "Hey, it's still on!"

"That's not!"

Xia Yu hung the vegetable basket on Jiang Feng's arm and said, "From now on, I will be a village girl!"

"You're still a girl, you're already a young woman!"

Xia Yu pinched Jiang Feng's face and threatened, "Will you speak, huh?"

"I'm telling the truth."

Jiang Feng made a gesture to bite, but Xia Yu quickly let go and dodged, "I'm a girl from the village, so you should be a farmer!"

This beauty might have misunderstood rural life, Jiang Feng reminded:

"Do you think that the girls in the village live so leisurely?"

"I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, I don't have to go to work, I don't have to make money,

When you're hungry, someone cooks and eats, and when you're tired, can someone help you with a massage? "

"You think so beautifully!

"You should dig two fields first, pick up a few loads of manure, and feel the taste of real farm work..."

Nima, it's too early to talk.

Xia Yu raised Liu Liu's eyebrows, raised her palm lightly, six

The little cutie immediately floated up smoothly and steadily.

"How about it, digging the ground and carrying the burden, is it difficult for me to do such a thing?"

"You cheated, it doesn't count!"

"Cut, then I don't care!"

Xia Yu ran away with the six cuties. Jiang Feng looked at the vegetable basket on his elbow.

Some doubts: "Why do I do all the physical work?"

Let's go, go home and prepare dinner, tonight we have to clean up the big shots...