System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

When he got home, Father Jiang was actually looking at the calendar.

The little cuties surrounded him curiously.

But apart from those few numbers, they didn't know many other words.

Little Milk asked: "Grandpa, what are you looking at? Is it very good? Why can't I see it?"

"Grandpa is looking at the calendar."

The six little heads were bowing back and forth in front of him, and Father Jiang had temporarily forgotten the pain just now.

He explained: "This calendar will tell us when to go out and which direction to go for good luck.

Or, what is suitable for today and what is not suitable for it. "

The little milk continued to ask: "Then, Grandpa, have you noticed what is suitable for you today?"

"Today..." Father Jiang pointed to the black letters on the calendar, and said, "See, everything is inappropriate!"

Ok?
The cuties were even more puzzled.

"What do you mean pigs are not aunts?"

"Grandpa, does this have anything to do with pigs? Don't pigs have aunts?"

With six small mouths, Dad Jiang was surrounded by questions before he could answer.

Also, it is certainly not easy for such a young child to understand those four words.

After all, I have never seen it.

"Everything is not easy, that is, whatever you do today may not go your way, you may not go smoothly, and you may even encounter some troubles."

The little preserved egg remembered what happened just now, and immediately said:

"Grandpa, I know, that's why I was spanked by grandma when I went to talk about flowers today.

If I talk about it tomorrow, I shouldn't be beaten, right Grandpa? "

"Haha!" Father Jiang laughed loudly, "Oh, you little brat, no matter what day you go, grandma will beat you up!"

"Ah?" Little Preserved Egg asked again, "Isn't it okay tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow?"

Little Preserved Egg took the calendar from Father Jiang, as if he couldn't believe what Father Jiang said, he wanted to find out the answer by himself.

Unfortunately, the words inside knew him, but he didn't know those words.

However, the cover of the calendar was pretty, and he was attracted.

"Look at Coke, this bald old man is so fun!"

Hearing what Little Preserved Egg said, the other cuties got together again.

"Wow, he still has peaches in his hand!"

"These two kids are also pretty!"

Little Pineapple compared the bald old fairy on the calendar with Father Jiang, and said with a smile:

"Grandpa, go and get your head bald, you'll look as good-looking as this grandpa!"

Father Jiang looked at Little Pineapple and asked, "Little cutie, what do you mean, isn't Grandpa not good-looking?"

"Grandpa, it's pretty, grandpa is pretty." Little Pineapple laughed, "I just want to see grandpa's bald head."

"That won't work."

Jiang's father touched his thick hair and said, "Grandpa is still young, it doesn't look good to shave his head!"

"Looks good!" The little ones encouraged immediately, "Grandpa shaves his head, it must look good!"

"Hey, grandpa won't be fooled by you!"

……

At this time, Mother Jiang came to arrange the task.

"Old Jiang, you and Jiang Feng will kill the chickens, ducks and fish. Aren't you going to have a big dinner tonight?"

Jiang's father just took a shower and changed into clean clothes, so he doesn't want to touch these things.

"Oh, everything is inappropriate today!"

"You can't use a knife, after all, it's something that sees blood!"

Mother Jiang became angry when she heard this, "If you want to be lazy, just find a better reason, okay?"

"It's not appropriate to do anything! Why didn't I hear you say that everything was inappropriate when I was eating?"

After Jiang's mother saw through the tricks in his heart, Jiang's father twitched the corners of his mouth, took a breath of air, and said with a whimper:

"Oh, that hot feeling is coming again!"

Thinking of this, he remembered that he hadn't settled with Jiang Feng yet!

Just take this opportunity to be lazy!

"Jiang Feng, I leave it to you to kill chickens and ducks.

Who told you to cheat, look at me, until now I have no strength at all, and it is inconvenient to move! "

Even Jiang's mother couldn't hide this little trick from Jiang's father, let alone Jiang Feng.

He also lazily sighed: "Oh, everything is inappropriate!

Today in our house, nothing is suitable for doing, let's go back to bed and lie down! "

"You two are going to piss me off, aren't you?"

Jiang's mother stared, "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, don't bring my grandchildren down too!"

Jiang Feng was still lying on the sofa without moving his buttocks, and said with a smile:
"Mom, I'll just ask two chefs to help later, why bother doing it myself."

"Can that be the same?"

Jiang's mother said angrily, "Do it yourself. There is a sense of friendship in it. What's the point of asking someone to do it?"

"These are two different feelings, understand?"

"It's like eating wild vegetables at home and eating wild vegetables in restaurants. Can the feeling be the same?"

Originally, Jiang Feng didn't want to refute.

But for some reason, when I heard this, I couldn't help but want to stimulate Mama Jiang.

"Mom, what's the difference?" Jiang Feng asked, tucking his chin.

"What's the difference?"

Jiang's mother emphasized her tone, planning to teach Jiang Feng an ideological and political lesson.

"Eating wild vegetables in a restaurant is called seasoning, to adjust life."

"Eating wild vegetables at home is too poor to eat, and that is suffering!"

Mother Jiang asked confidently, "Can it be the same?"

Seeing the laughing and joking on Jiang Feng's face, she immediately felt a little disgusted,
"With your level of ideological awareness, I don't feel at ease letting you bring up a baby!"

Jiang Feng laughed a few times before deciding to make a move.

"Eating wild vegetables in a restaurant is to adjust life, but eating wild vegetables at home is suffering?"

Touching his chin, he looked at Mother Jiang and asked in his soul:
"Mom, when you eat wild vegetables in restaurants, don't you put them in hot pot with meat?"

"Eat wild vegetables at home, isn't it also cooked in a hot pot with meat?

Is there anyone who only eats wild vegetables and does not eat meat? "

"So, is there any difference between eating wild vegetables in a restaurant and eating wild vegetables at home?

Isn't it all flavored? "

Jiang's mother was furious, "You are a mess, your skin is itchy, don't you dare to tear me down!"

"Don't dare."

Jiang Feng moved to the other side of the sofa, trying to stay away from Mother Jiang.

"I'm just telling the truth. Isn't it like this?"

Everything is really not right today!
Mother Jiang was stunned.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Father Jiang got up immediately, tapped Jiang Feng in the void,
"Son, don't bully my woman!"

God, what kind of flamboyant operation is this?
Jiang Feng looked at Father Jiang in disbelief, and asked, "Dad, can you take a stand?

Your rebellion is too fast! "

Jiang's father turned sideways to block Jiang's mother's sight, then blinked desperately at Jiang Feng, and said in his heart:

"Son, for the happiness of my old age, I can only sacrifice you!"

With that said, Father Jiang greeted Jiang Feng, "Go, go to work obediently.

This is what a man should do, don't try to be lazy! "

Hey, Jiang Feng is also drunk to have such a father who always falls for his wife.

He got up and followed Father Jiang.

But just after taking two steps, there was a sharp pain in the buttocks...