NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 13
Chapter Thirteen He Said You Are Like A Female Orangutan! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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I thought the man was just passing by.
Unexpectedly, he walked straight towards Su Ming’s table.
Lu Xiaosu hurriedly put away the nympho, and sat with his legs together obediently, trying his best to show a ladylike style.
soon.
The man came to her and took the initiative to say, “Hello, Beauty! (Hello, beauty!)”
The other party clearly has a yellow face, but speaks fluent English.
Lu Xiaosu was slightly taken aback.
Although she has a college degree, her English level is really poor.
However, Lu Xiaosu could hear that the other party was greeting.
So she responded with her pitiful vocabulary: “hi… um… Can.you. speak. Chinese? (Can you speak Chinese?)”
The man shook his head: “Sorry, I.grew.up.abrand.Chinese.not.very.good.
(Sorry, I grew up abroad and I’m not very good at Chinese)”
This time.
Lu Xiaosu was a little overwhelmed.
Apart from being sorry at the beginning, she didn’t understand a word of the rest.
at this time.
In Lu Xiaosu’s mind, there was a sentence that the teacher taught the most times and the most practical English when he was in school.
With a confident smile on her face, she asked the man, “How.are.you? (How are you?)”
Although the man was stunned, he didn’t know that the beautiful woman in front of him asked abruptly.
Out of courtesy, he replied: “Im.good. (I’m fine)”
Lu Xiaosu: “???”
its not right!
How is this different from what the teacher taught?
Shouldn’t the correct response be “Imfine, thankyou. Andyou?”
I’m afraid it’s not pirated English?
At this time.
Su Ming, who was full of food and drink, couldn’t stand it any longer, and kindly explained the reason why the man couldn’t speak Chinese.
then.
He brought Pokoop to Lu Xiaosu and the audience in the “Little Man” live broadcast room in the dark.
“‘Im.fine, thank.you, Andyou?’ This sentence is the answer of our country’s textbook. Those foreigners or people who have lived abroad for a long time don’t say that at all.”
After the teaching, the live broadcast room was immediately swiped by the words “learned”.
Seeing what the little kid said, Lu Xiaosu asked curiously, “Do you still understand English?”
“English is a piece of shit? I am proficient in more than a dozen national languages.”
What Su Ming said was true.
Lu Xiaosu thought he was bragging.
Seeing that she didn’t believe in herself, Su Ming decided to show off her skills on the spot.
“Well, I’ll sing an English song for you, Happy.birthday.to.you…”
It was stopped halfway through the song.
“Who doesn’t know a happy birthday song? I can do it too!”
this moment.
Lu Xiaosu felt that this little brat was insulting his IQ.
“Then I’ll change it.”
Su Ming thought for a while and resumed the performance.
“Ive.been.reading..of.old. (I have feasted on old books)”
“The.legends.and.the.myths. (Those legends and myths)”
“Achilles.and.his.gold. (Achilles and his spoils)”
“Hercules.and.his.gifts. (Hercules and his gifted powers)”
“Spiderman.control. (Spiderman’s control)”
“And.Batman.with.his.fists.(And Batman’s Iron Fist)”
“And.clearly.I.dont.see.myself.upon.that.list. (Obviously, I wasn’t on the list.)”
Su Ming sang an English song that was very popular in his world in his previous life.
At the climax, he stopped.
“How is it? I didn’t lie to you, did I?”
Su Ming grumbled.
See, that’s the benefit of learning one more language.
Maybe when I can take it out and pretend.
Lu Xiaosu completely believed it this time.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
The audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
——[I lost, this one who participated in the show is really an eight-year-old child? 】
——[Talking about the chicken neck, is an eight-year-old child so stupid? (split)】
——[As an English teacher, I can tell everyone responsibly that this child speaks 6 English better than me, and it is no problem to go abroad at this level! 】
——[The strongest elementary school student in history! (worship)]
——[Sing, why don’t you continue singing, although I don’t know what he sang, but I think this song is quite good, please ask for the song name! 】
——[Tongqiu, I deliberately searched for the lyrics on the Internet just now, but unfortunately I couldn’t find this song. 】
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“Nice!”
Seeing Su Ming speak so smoothly in English, the eyes of the man who came to say hello lit up.
Turn to communicate with him: “Child, can.you.please.help.me.translate? I.would.like.to.say.that.this.lady.is.so.beautiful! (Child, can you trouble me? Can you translate for me? I want to say that this lady is beautiful)”
“What is he talking about?”
Lu Xiaosu, who knew nothing of English, was at a loss.
Su Ming turned his head, Yuan (Hu) Feng (said) did not (eight) move (arrive) and conveyed the man’s words.
“He said you saw the handsome guy drooling like a female orangutan!”
Lu Xiaosu: “!!!”
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