NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 14
Chapter 14 My Name Is Goudan, I Pick Up Junk! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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“Big-mouthed monkey?”
Lu Xiaosu was stunned: “What the hell is that?”
Immediately, she looked at Su Ming suspiciously: “You don’t translate blindly, do you?”
Su Ming said solemnly: “I’m all literal translation.”
At this time, the man spoke again.
“Beauty, do.you.have.a.boyfriend? (Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?)”
Su Ming immediately translated: “He said that seeing your Yintang turn black, I’m afraid there will be a bloody disaster.”
“What’s all this mess?”
Lu Xiaosu was confused.
However, she also felt that she was very confident in her appearance. This person must be trying to strike up a conversation with her.
“Help me ask what his name is? What kind of work does he do?”
From the appearance point of view, the other party is indeed his ideal type.
It was a rare encounter, and Lu Xiaosu didn’t want to let it go easily.
Su Ming: “What.is.your.name? What.does.it.do? (What’s your name, what do you do?)”
Man: “My.name.is.John.and.I.do.the.wine.business. (My name is John, in the wine business)”
Su Ming: “He said he was called Goudan and made a living by picking up junk.”
“!!!”
Lu Xiaosu couldn’t help but feel a little surprised.
She forced a smile and gave the man a thumbs up.
“Dog Dan, this name… good! A cheap name is easy to support.”
Seeing this international gesture, ‘Dog Dan’ thought the beauty was complimenting herself.
So he stretched out his hand towards Lu Xiaosu: “If.you.wish, I.would.like.to.invite.you.to.dinner. (If you want, I want to invite you to dinner)”
Su Ming: “He said he liked you, it’s your honor, I hope you don’t be ignorant and be his girlfriend happily.”
“what?”
Lu Xiaosu didn’t know what to say.
For a moment, she had no interest in this man at all.
“It’s rude, you let him go as far as you want”
Lu Xiaosu was a little angry.
Su Ming: “She.said.she.was.already.a.mother.of.two.children. (She said she was already a mother of two children)”
“Oh, myGod! (My God!)” ‘Dog Dan’ exclaimed.
I thought that he would retreat and leave on his own.
But what Su Ming didn’t expect was.
The expression on this guy’s face couldn’t help but not show a trace of disappointment, on the contrary, he felt more excited.
next second.
Just listen to the “dogdan” excitedly said: “Are.you.sure? If.so, then.I.prefer.it! (Really? If so, then I like it more!)”
Su Ming: “???”
After listening to the words of “dog egg”.
Su Ming just wanted to say 666 at the moment.
“Why doesn’t he get out?”
Lu Xiaosu said easily, “Tell him that if he doesn’t leave, I will call the police and say he is harassing me.”
This time Su Ming was in trouble.
Oops, fucked up.
For a while, he didn’t know how to let ‘Dog Dan’ leave.
emergency.
Su Ming had a flash of light and opened his mouth: “Dinner.is.okay,but.shes.kicked.in.the.head.by.a.donkey,mentally.abnormal,and.likes.to.cut.people.with .a.knife. (It’s okay to have dinner, but her brain was kicked by a donkey, she is not mentally healthy, and likes to cut people with knives)”
This time.
‘Dog Dan’ finally became a little terrified.
Su Ming’s words made him leave without looking back.
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In the live broadcast room of “Little Men”, the number of online users has reached 150,000.
Among them, there are some big guys who can understand English.
Everyone is going to go crazy with laughter.
–【Hahaha! ! ! I originally thought this baby’s English level was high enough, but I didn’t expect his translation level to be even more conspicuous! 】
——[The good wine business was translated by him as picking up junk, and he also gave the returnee a Chinese name on the way, is Xiuer you? 】
——[I can’t laugh anymore, these two people don’t know that they have been played by little kids. 】
——[I can’t watch this live broadcast, I’m afraid I will die in this live broadcast room! (covers mouth and laughs)]
——[Brothers and sisters, what are you laughing at? The younger brother knelt down and begged the big brother to tell him. (Hands together)】
——[The little boy told Goudan that the young lady is married and has two children, but Goudan replied that it would be better, the one he liked most was young women! 】
——[Then the little kid told her that the young lady was not mentally normal, and would use a knife to slash people when she was sick, and the dog was scared away. 】
–【puff! ! ! I knew there was definitely a problem, hahaha! 】
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(Kneeling and begging for a flower evaluation ticket, asking for data support)
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