NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 15
Chapter 15 Su Ming’S Social Bullshit! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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After breakfast, go out of the restaurant.
Recalling how the ‘dogdan’ escaped just now.
Lu Xiaosu realized later.
Although she doesn’t understand English.
But a woman’s sixth sense makes her feel that something is not right.
Hesitated for a long time.
Lu Xiaosu couldn’t help but ask, “You didn’t lie to me, did you? Was that person really as annoying as you translated?”
“certainly!”
Su Ming nodded vigorously: “I’m a child, how can I lie? Besides, I’ll be urinating if I lie.”
Lu Xiaosu still didn’t believe it.
She thought of a way: “You swear, if you lie to me, you won’t be able to marry a wife when you grow up, and you’ll be a bachelor for the rest of your life!”
Su Ming was stunned.
Is this too harsh?
He didn’t want to be single for the rest of his life.
Boldly, Su Ming began to change the subject: “I disagree with your point of view. I personally think that this pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily directly affect the torque of the excavator…”
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The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.
-【What the hell? My CPU burned out. (split)】
——[I understand every sentence, and it is very confusing to connect. 】
——【Spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete? According to you, chicken nuggets use 92 gasoline, after all, we can’t detect Socrates with optical lenses…]
——[She asked her, you answered yours, die of laughter! 】
——[Haha, this baby is really amazing, a word in a field, a little knowledge, but not much! 】
——[Those who have read the book and those who have not read the book are silent. 】
——[Einstein had to pass a cigarette when he came…]
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“Aba, Aba Aba, Aba Ba…”
Su Ming is talking nonsense.
Lu Xiaosu was stunned.
slip away~
While she was stunned, Su Ming hurriedly ran away.
By the time Lu Xiaosu reacted, the little boy had long since disappeared.
Only then did she realize that she might have been played by this little bastard again.
“You can run away from the monk, but you can’t run away from the temple!”
Lu Xiaosu rushed back to the room and found that there was no one in it.
But she wasn’t worried, anyway, that little bastard had no place to stay at night and had to come back.
Then I can’t forgive him.
Lu Xiaosu chose to wait for the rabbit!
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Escape to a safe area.
I observed that the photographer of the “Little Man” program group followed behind.
Su Ming slows down.
He knew it.
Whether it’s the show crew or the audience, what these people most want to watch is not to spend a month easily and complete the challenge.
So Su Ming decided to go out for activities.
Besides, you can’t always rely on Lu Xiaosu.
After all, he and her just met by chance.
In the long run, making money can’t stop for a moment.
Su Ming pondered.
Or… just like yesterday, set up a stall to guess surnames and make money from fools?
That’s right, spending 20 yuan to let someone tell you what your surname is, isn’t that a fool?
It has to be the people who make the best money.
Making up his mind, Su Ming came to the square.
He just found out.
The place where I set up the stall before has been occupied.
A group of people gathered around, and there seemed to be some excitement in the middle.
“Come to me by taxi, there is an original wife in the square who is beating the mistress, it’s so exciting!”
Someone passed by Su Ming and called friends.
Hear this.
Su Ming suddenly became excited.
He would most like to see this kind of gossip about the little three being pulled by their hair and stripped of their clothes and thrown on the street.
Thinking of this, Su Ming quickly gathered around.
It’s worrying.
There were too many people watching the scene.
With his small body, he tried his best, but he couldn’t squeeze in.
Su Ming was sweating profusely.
Not being able to make money is a trivial matter, and not being able to eat hot melons is a lifetime regret.
Time is running out.
Every second you miss is a loss.
As a last resort, Su Ming had to resort to a trick.
Taking a deep breath and sinking into his dantian, he shouted: “Uncle Aunts, I can’t hold back and pull on the ground, who can lend me some paper?”
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The audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed.
–【puff! ! Boy, are you afraid of social bullshit? 】
——[(clenching his fist) He is a ruthless man. He doesn’t want to show his face in order to watch the fun. This can’t help but remind me of the humiliation that Han Xin suffered in those days. The two things have the same effect! 】
——[I’ve taken it, I’m eating, I heard this sentence just after I started the live broadcast, how can I still eat it? 】
–【what is this? I don’t know if you have heard of a delicacy in the island country, Shi Yan! 】
– [I’ll go, are you serious upstairs? 】
——[Stop talking, I beg everyone, vomit! 】
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Just after Su Ming finished shouting.
The people watching the lively show panicked one by one.
Everyone covered their noses and quickly dispersed to both sides.
While retreating, he looked at his feet, for fear that he would accidentally step on the fresh and hot Baba.
“hiss!”
Someone was surprised for a while, and subconsciously took a deep breath.
Obviously there is no taste at all, but they conditioned it to vomit all the food they ate in the morning.
Less than a few seconds.
Su Ming gave up a wide road in front of him.
Everyone was looking at him.
Su Ming turned a blind eye and walked forward like a normal person.
As long as you don’t feel embarrassed, it’s others who are embarrassed.
However.
Came to the front row smoothly.
What Su Ming saw was not what he thought.
There was only one poor woman on her knees.
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