NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 71
Chapter 71 The Clip Sound, This Car Is Hot Ass~ (Kneeling And Begging To Subscribe!)
the other side.
The reporters also interviewed Su Ming.
“Children, I heard that you crushed the criminal’s balls with your bare hands, right? 55
“That’s right.”
At the mention of this, Su Ming stretched out his right hand: “It’s this hand!”
Just finished.
Click!
Click!
Click!
Dozens of cameras started frantically taking pictures of his right hand.
While filming, there are people who comment from time to time.
“Good palmistry, the lifeline is strangely long!”
“I would call this hand the golden right hand!”
“Kid, can you put a fingerprint on my clothes later, I want to keep it as a souvenir!”
see.
Su Ming couldn’t help but say: “Since my brothers and sisters are interested in my hand, I decided to randomly select a lucky person to come up and experience the feeling of being caught, who would you like?””
heard.
The male reporters present were stunned.
The female reporters were embarrassed.
Everyone hurriedly waved their hands and refused.
“Children, I think this project should be reserved for next time!
“Yes, yes, let’s talk about it next time!”
“Let’s move on to the next topic…”
The audience in front of the TV was already laughing crazy.
Everyone’s right to be Su Ming is a child’s word.
Su Ming naturally knew that this was a great opportunity to gain more popularity.
He made up his mind to perform well.
At this time.
A reporter suddenly asked: “Little boy, do you have any specialties?
Su Ming rolled his eyes: “Well… I’m pretty quick in my mind!
“Since this is the case, can I test you on the spot?”
The reporter suggested.
Su Ming agreed: “No problem, you can ask whatever you want! 35
The reporter casually reported two numbers: “What is 38 times 75?”
The voice just fell.
Su Ming immediately gave the answer: “6547!
– clap clap clap clap!
Applause sounded.
The reporter raised the difficulty and asked the question again: “What is 789 times 152 divided by 38?”
Su Ming still answered in the blink of an eye: “24879!
“!!!
Spit out with a string of numbers.
The reporters were shocked.
“God! This is too stupid, isn’t it?
“Before my brain could react, people already came up with the answer! 55
“awesome!”
“A child prodigy! 35
All kinds of compliments surround Su Ming.
Unexpectedly.
The reporter who had asked Su Ming’s math question earlier let out a light hum.
“It’s not quite right, why is your answer wrong?”
He held up his phone and showed everyone the answer he had calculated with a calculator.
The numbers shown above are quite different from what Su Ming answered.
As soon as this word comes out.
There are also reporters who do not believe in evil, and take out their mobile phones to do the math.
The result is true.
Both of the answers Su Ming answered were wrong.
The eyes of everyone looking at Su Ming suddenly changed.
Some reporters couldn’t help but said: “Little boy, your mistake is too outrageous, isn’t it?
Su Ming didn’t take it seriously: “I don’t care if it’s right or wrong, you just say whether I’m fast or not?”
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The surroundings fell silent.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
in the live room.
The audience was already laughing.
【!!!I…I feel that my IQ has been insulted! 】
【But you have to admit, there is nothing wrong with this answer…】
【Squeaky, just saying it’s fast, it’s not right! 】
[Laughing to death, I knew it wasn’t that simple, this kid definitely doesn’t play cards according to the routine! 】
【Pfft!!! Didn’t you see those reporters being stunned?】
【Who can be ignorant of this?】
Play from here.
The style of the interview starts to get weird.
The reporter asked again: “Children, besides being extremely fast in mental arithmetic, do you have any other specialties?”
Su Ming said without hesitation: “I have a super memory!”
“Come on, show!”
The reporter decided to trust him again.
Su Ming gushed endlessly: “The sequence of the combo sequence of the King’s Glory Yuange is 1433223, and the first skill is to release the puppet, causing damage to the enemies on the path and knocking them flying…
“???”
The reporter’s face was full of question marks: “Dare you remember the game?”
“I can also remember other information, if you don’t believe me, I will recite a piece of pi for you. 99
#,#0: “3.14159261008612011912315…”
The audience was the first to react.
Start ranting across the screen.
– [(covers face) Ah this… If I heard correctly, he should be carrying a phone number, right?]
【No wonder! I just said how could someone carry this stuff when they are idle! 】
[(covers his mouth and laughs) If I hadn’t searched the Internet, I would have almost been deceived!]
[Don’t be fooled by this little brat, except for the seven decimal places, none of the remaining numbers have a correct upper number! 】
【I can carry it for three days and three nights!】
[(slaps the table and laughs wildly) I’ll just die of laughter, I just don’t need to pay back this month’s chanting! 】
In fact, the reporters at the scene felt that something was wrong the more they listened.
always feel weird…
Just don’t wait for everyone to think about it carefully.
Another person asked: “Little boy, let’s talk about your hobbies.””
Pi was reciting well, but was suddenly interrupted.
Su Ming tilted his head: “A hobby? I like to sing, dance, rap, does basketball count?”
“These shouldn’t count? 35
Su Ming (with a big smile): “Well…why doesn’t it count?
The reporter’s mouth twitched involuntarily.
The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter!
“My little friend, thank you very much for your cooperation, goodbye! 35
Dozens of reporters couldn’t take it anymore, and they all planned to end the interview.
Su Ming wasn’t quite happy yet.
“That’s it? Isn’t there a final segment where I have to say a few words to the audience as usual?
Just when the photographer was interviewed.
Su Ming could see clearly.
When it was his turn, this link was naturally indispensable.
Without any choice.
A few reporters had to turn back.
Get the microphone.
Su Ming said solemnly: “If it’s useless, I won’t say it. Finally, I want to show everyone a unique stunt. 35
Hear this.
A female reporter beside her was vaguely disturbed.
She was outside the camera and whispered to Su Ming: “Little girl, auntie, please stop playing!
“I’m serious this time!””
Su Ming explained honestly: “I will perform a clip sound for everyone.”
The new word clip sound came out.
Everyone is curious.
The barrage in the live broadcast room is even more controversial.
【(Doubt) What is clip sound?】
【I don’t know, never heard of it!】
【Do you use a clip to hold yourself when you speak?】
【Nonsense, definitely not that simple!】
【Wait and see!】
at the same time.
The lens gives a close-up of Su Ming.
I saw that after he said he was going to perform a unique stunt, he walked towards an electric car in front of the police station.
Scorching sun.
After exposure to the sun, the seat was already hot.
Under everyone’s attention.
Su Ming took a seat in the back seat.
As a result, he was scalded and grinned.
As soon as they touched it, the whole person shot up like a cannonball and fell to the ground.
Immediately after.
Su Ming pointed at the back seat of the car, and clamped it in aggrievedly: “This… this car is hot ass~”
Everyone was stunned.
Audience: “Fuck!!! 35