NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 72
Chapter 72 Su Ming: Ah Yes Yes Yes, You Are Right! (Kneeling For Subscription!)
While everyone was stunned.
Su Ming continued to imitate Miss Jiyin, whom he had brushed on Douyin before he crossed over.
He pouted: “Qiangqiang~I bought a small windmill…fu (breathing sound)…Ah…Aba…Ah…ehe…ha~”
Seeing that there is still no response.
Su Ming thought that his performance was not good enough, so he sang:
“Next, I will sing a song “Little Windmill” for everyone!””
“Are you ready? Let’s go with me, the dragon roars… woohoo~’
“Small Windmill, Big West Guinea, Aba Aba A Baba~”
“Big yellow dog, small brain axe, oooooooooooooooooooooo~”
This time.
The reporters and the audience at the scene finally came back to their senses.
Every eyeball is about to pop out!
【Worth!!!】
【What the hell is this?】
【(sticks out his tongue) It’s going to kill you!】
[(shocks his eyes) I’m stupid, this is the sound that humans can make?]
[Really tied to Q~]
[Good guy, so this is the clip sound! Listening to it for the first time in my life! 】
【Oh my god, all five of my toes are clenched, and they are clasped together 04… 】
[(covers face) I pulled it halfway, and the shit was cut off by me! 】
【Introducing a car with a hot butt ∼ Hahahaha!!!】
【I’ll tell you the truth, it sounds weird, what’s the matter?】
【I really like this kind of voice, is there any girl who speaks from Jiang Zi?】
[If a girl really speaks in this voice, it should be cute, right?]
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
Su Ming is frantically harvesting popularity.
After witnessing his operation, the photographer on the side just wanted to say two words.
Awesome!
Jealousy is beyond recognition.
Looking at Su Ming alone, he was interviewed for nearly twenty minutes.
The photographer was also a little jealous.
This is an opportunity to be on TV and honor the ancestors.
He also wants to show more face on TV like Su Ming and have more shots.
The photographer began to figure it out in his mind…
At this time.
The reporters also reacted.
The interview can finally end!
No more torture!
All of them pack up their mics, cameras and stuff.
One by one, with complicated feelings, they are planning to leave.
suddenly.
A big black rat jumped out, and a timid female reporter was so frightened that she screamed.
By surprise.
The microphone in his hand was snatched by the big black mouse.
“Don’t go, I still have something to say!
That’s right!
This big black mouse is none other than a photographer who wants to get a few more shots for himself.
The female reporter who was robbed of the microphone looked at him helplessly: “Then say it!
However.
The photographer was suddenly speechless.
He originally read very little and had little culture.
Just now I was just thinking about how to be on camera, but I didn’t organize the language in a hurry.
I didn’t know what to say for a while.
“Brother, you said it!”
Female reporters are uncomfortable.
As soon as the photographer gritted his teeth, he ruthlessly said: “Hello everyone, I am Wang Ziyan, 35 years old this year, so far single and never in love, no bad hobbies, have a car but no house, love women, if you have a desire for a partner, please contact me. I’ll call, the phone number is…”
blah blah blah.
He said whatever came to his mind, even if he had the chance to appear on the scene for one second more, it was worth it.
In the live broadcast room of “Little Men”.
The audience called 666.
——[The photographer is really a genius! He turned a good interview into a marriage program! 】
[It is also a nine-year compulsory education, why can he be so excellent? 】
【I’m not convinced, I also want to learn from him!】
【Learn what? Study his cheeky?】
[(Laughing and crying) Am I the only one concerned that the photographer has been soloing for thirty-five years?]
【What? Thirty-five years? I’m afraid you have already cultivated a unicorn arm, right?】
【Does the photographer have a nickname of Lu Chuxue?】
That’s it.
The photographer used this wave of textbook-level retrospectives to win a full five minutes of TV footage for himself.
“Are you done?”
The female reporter said that this lesson she will never forget.
See you almost.
The photographer then reluctantly returned the microphone.
At the same time, he did not forget to ask: “Do you have any beauty effects in this live TV broadcast? 35
The female reporter was speechless: “Others are live broadcasts, and mine are recorded broadcasts.
“That’s great!
The photographer urged thousands of times: “The trouble of editing makes my P’s a little whiter, thank you!”
“Okay. 35
Turning around, the female anchor whispered to the assistant on the side: “Wait back, delete all the scenes with this person, remember?
Assistant: “OK!”
Finish the interview.
Su Ming suggested that the two find a place to share the spoils.
Accurate Laishui should be cents.
Find a place to hide.
The photographer took out the warm 50,000 yuan in cash from his arms and handed it to Su Ming.
“Look, I’m about to split, it’s absolutely fair and just!
After finishing speaking, Su Ming began to divide the money in his own way.
He closed his eyes and took more than half of it with one hand.
“The rest is yours!”
Photographer: “???”
Count the remaining money.
Only nine thousand dollars.
The photographer was very puzzled.
What about fairness and justice?
Could it be that I heard it wrong again?
He was about to protest.
Su Ming burst out laughing.
“Just kidding, don’t be angry.”
this time.
Su Ming finally became an individual.
50,000 yuan bonus.
The two are one and a half, and they have achieved absolute fairness and justice.
Even the audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t pick out any reason.
Most of the time it’s emotional.
【This money comes too easily!】
[Easy fart, this is what the two of them worked hard to exchange for, if it was you, would you dare to earn this money in front of you?]
【I want to die, don’t want money, don’t be ashamed! 】
[Children only make choices, as an adult, I want them all! 】
【It’s not easy to make money? I have a business where a rich woman pays a lot of money to ask for a child. The nutrition fee alone costs 600,000 yuan. Who is interested?】
[Then what… let me ask my friend, what is the contact number of the rich woman?]
[Upstairs I suspect that you are making friends out of nothing…]
the other side.
The money is in hand, and the photographer is about to fly with joy.
25,000 yuan, he counted over and over for half a thousand days.
He was still muttering: “There can’t be fake money in here, right?
Su Ming gave him an idea and said: “If you are worried, I know a way to distinguish between real and fake money! You burn one by one with a lighter, if the ashes are ashes, it is real money, if it is black, then It’s fake money!””
“Do you think I’m stupid?”
The photographer is rarely smart.
Unexpectedly, it was revealed in less than three seconds.
“I’ve heard of this method. It’s clear that the ashes are black and the money is real, okay? The ashes are fake money!
The photographer smiled disdainfully: “You still want to fool me, little brat, I have eaten more salt than you have ever eaten!”
Su Ming didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “Ah yes yes yes, what you said is right! As expected of you, you are so smart!”
“Of course, I am the smartest in our village!”
The photographer was overjoyed.
He took out his mobile phone and couldn’t help but want to send a circle of friends.
I took a picture against the blue sky.
The caption at the bottom reads: “When you’re in a good mood, even the air smells sweet!”
Publish out.
Turning his head, the photographer suddenly found out.
The little kid Su Ming is standing in the distance.
Covering his nose, he frowned and looked at himself with a look of disgust.
So he wanted to walk over.
See the photographer approaching him.
Su Ming hurriedly said, “Don’t come here!
“Why?”
The photographer was very puzzled.
I was fine just now, why did my attitude towards myself suddenly change?
face this problem.
Su Ming pointed to his feet, with undisguised disgust in his tone: “You’re stepping on Baba…”
Photographer: 66″5
Audience: “Pfft!!!99