NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 98
Chapter 98 I Suspect That You Say I Am A Dog, But There Is No Evidence! (Kneeling To Subscribe!)
Han Bing’s sentence “Where is my dog”.
It made everyone laugh instantly.
【Hahaha, this young lady is too funny! 】
【My heart is really big… 】
【Help, I’m dying of laughter!】
[This is the first time I heard that I lost my dog while walking. 】
【Then the question is, where did the dog go?】
at the moment.
Su Ming and the photographer decided to help find the dog.
Su Ming asked, “Sister Han Bing, what’s your dog’s name?”
“It’s called Haha, I just walked around in circles with it for a long time.”
“OK!”
The three set off separately.
Han Bing has his own group to the left.
Su Ming and the photographer group to the right.
along the way.
The two kept shouting the dog’s name.
“Ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha ha!
“Hahahahaha! 95
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The name came out.
Anyone passing by will cast strange glances at Su Ming and the photographer.
What’s more, they will discuss something with their companions after walking away.
“Are these two sick?”
“Laughing like crazy during the day, it makes me shiver.”
“Looks like he’s been taken over by a ghost. 95
“Mom, let’s go quickly, don’t get infected.
“Are you going to a mental hospital? I suspect that some patients have escaped from your hospital. Come here quickly.
These whispers.
Su Ming could hear clearly through his super hearing.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
Say something.
This dog’s name is really something like that.
“I think, let’s stop haha, it’s easy to be regarded as mentally ill.”
Su Ming said this.
The photographer also nodded quickly: “I also think those people look at us strangely…
After a pause, he asked again: “How can we find a dog if we don’t name it?”
Su Ming looked around.
There are quite a few stray dogs around here.
Looking at these stray dogs, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
“I heard that someone raised a cat on Douyin that was lost, so I entrusted the stray cat in the community to help find it, and finally found it back. Maybe we can follow suit.”
The photographer’s eyes widened, as if he had heard the Arabian Nights: “But the problem… we are looking for dogs, not cats.”
“The nature is almost the same, let’s talk about it, isn’t all the cartoons shot? Team Paww, great contribution!
“Ah this…”
The photographer continued to ask, “But are you sure these stray dogs can understand human speech?”
face this problem.
Su Ming pondered for a while, and then said seriously: “Have you heard of dog language?99
The photographer’s eyes lit up: “Why? Could it be that you know?
“I know a little bit, I can teach you…”
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in the live room.
The audience was amused.
【Really? I don’t believe it!】
[(covers face) Strange, this is the first time I have heard that someone can speak dog language…]
[(Funny) What kind of weird idea is this, let the dog help find the dog. 】
[(laughing and crying) Pfft, hahaha, I can’t hold back! 】
【Are you running thin upstairs?】
[Good guy, I want to see how this dog language says it. 】
at the same time.
Su Ming has come to teach on-site for photographers.
He said solemnly: “First of all, think about how a dog barks…”
Photographer: “Wang Wang Wang?
“Wrong! Big mistake!
Su Ming vetoed it heavily: “Which dog have you seen barking like this? Uh…that’s not entirely true, at least that’s how you bark. 99
“???”
Photographer: “I suspect you’re saying I’m a dog, but I have no proof.”
Su Ming (smiling face): “Don’t doubt, be confident, that’s what I mean, after all, single dogs are also dogs.
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Barrage: “Pfft!!!”
[I can’t laugh anymore, single dog…hahahahaha…woooooooo~]
【No, buddy upstairs, why did you cry while smiling?】
[Need to ask? It must be heartbreaking…]
【Photographer: Are you polite?】
[Two orioles sing green willows, you don’t have a girlfriend yet. (dog head)]
[So, in addition to single dogs, licking a dog should be considered a dog, right?]
[Question, what is the name of a licking dog?]
[I’m familiar with this, licking the dog sauce purple bark: Are you here, what are you doing, have you eaten, have you slept, remember to go home early, have you taken the medicine, dim the phone screen at night, wear more so you don’t catch a cold, Be sure to go to bed early and don’t stay up late, I ordered takeaway for you, remember to pick it up later, go to bed early, good night! 】
Closer to home.
Su Ming’s dog language teaching officially started.
“The first step is to forget that you are a human and think of yourself as a dog.
The voice fell.
The photographer just fell to the ground.
“What are you doing?”
Su Ming’s face was full of question marks.
Photographer: 66~Didn’t you say that you should treat yourself as a dog?””
Su Ming:
“Your comprehension ability, you’re a jerk!”
Su Ming gave the photographer a thumbs up.
Then continued talking.
“The bark is not barking, it’s… Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, focus on the first word, speak fast and in a low voice.
“Add a bit of the dog’s relatives, the wolf’s bark, oooo~ the voice is a little sharper to pronounce.
“The combination of these two sounds constitutes the basic element of the dog language.99
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Su Ming gushed endlessly, and said a lot in one breath.
The cameraman and the millions of viewers in the live room watched it very seriously.
The explanation is over.
Su Ming cleared his throat: “I’ll show you an example next, listen carefully…”
“Ow~ Wolf Wolf Wolf!!!
Although Su Ming is good at ventriloquism, he can imitate the perfect dog bark.
But he didn’t use it, but really relied on what he said.
A decent dog bark came from his throat.
As soon as the sound came out.
Everyone was stunned.
in the live room.
The audience called 666.
【Lying trough! Lying trough! Lying trough!】
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[(covers face) This is too similar! Ten]
[Bullshit! Dogs are stunned when they come. 】
[Dog: Good guy, more authentic than me. 】
[(funny) Su Ming won the first place in the dog barking conference, and the second is a real dog…]
[I dare say, there must have been most of the people in front of the screen following him. 】
[(Laughing and crying) There are a lot of skills that don’t overwhelm your body. There is no harm in learning it. I feel that this is easier than English. 】
[There is no problem with the language, but my dog said that the grammar is wrong, and the sentence composition is also wrong. (dog head)]
[Yes, yes, my dog also said that there is no object prefix. 】
[…Brothers, why did my Teddy look at me with a different look after I finished studying? They’re all pounding on the horse! Oh my god, it’s rushing towards me!!!]