NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 99
Chapter 99 Photographer: Learn To Bark, I’M A Professional! (I Beg To Subscribe!)
The photographer was stunned.
He opened his mouth wide and slowly gave a thumbs up.
“And this kind of operation is really teachable!
Su Ming smiled slightly.
Made a gesture of please.
The photographer immediately cleared his throat and tried to learn in a low voice.
“No, no, no, keep your throat a little tighter, be a little more excited when you scream, and open your chest. 55
Su Ming is almost hands-on teaching!
five minutes later.
The photographer, who had returned from his studies, strode into the crowd.
He looked around and took a deep breath: “Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, Wolf! Ouch, Wolf!
Passerby: “???”
Bian Mu’s eyes on the side of the road changed.
It may not be a real man, but this man is a real dog!
“Not bad! Come on! Do it again!”
Su Ming stood not far behind the photographer to give encouragement: “This is too similar to learn, the temperament of the king of dogs! 39
Under the continuous praise, the photographer completely lost himself.
He growled more and more.
The terrified eyes of passersby were a kind of compliment in his eyes.
Check it out!
He, is the most professional dog barking in the world!
[…I feel complicated, I don’t know what to say. 】
[It’s hard to describe, but in the face of the photographer’s proud expression, I have a trace of sympathy. 1
[This is being fooled and lame. (pitying eyes)]
【Hey, what about the brother who raised Teddy just now?】
[Other people’s lives: ups and downs. A Photographer’s Life: Fall. 】
【It feels like the photographer was deceived into losing his panties. Can this be said?】
[To say 6 is an insult, 010 has to call 9! 6 turned over!]
Su Ming heard it.
The sound of something rapidly approaching.
More than one.
He kept the smile on his face and took a few steps back in silence.
“That sound was too similar just now. I have never seen someone who learns so fast. You are a genius, and you were born with this kind of material!”
Su Ming was still praising, and the person had already withdrawn four or five meters.
The photographer was all smiles, and the more he cried, the more joyful he became.
But this time, no compliments were heard.
……what happened?
He was puzzled.
He turned back.
He froze.
Turn around.
More than a dozen dogs, big and small, were attracted by the barking and rushed towards them!
Su Ming and the photographer grew their mouths at the same time.
Su Ming: “Wow~”
Photographer: “Fuck! 55
The screams of the photographer sounded.
Su Ming quickly hugs the dog nearby!
“Ha ha!
The dog was about to struggle when he suddenly heard his name and immediately calmed down.
“Got you!
Su Ming smiled and took out the dog leash on his body.
Yes, this is the dog that Han Bing lost.
It takes no effort to get it.
As soon as the leash was tied, Su Ming turned around and left.
The photographer was left alone surrounded by dogs.
The poor photographer had naively thought he had learned dog language by this time.
Can communicate with dogs.
So the following conversation occurred.
Photographer: “Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, Wolf! Ouch, Woof! (don’t know what that means, invalid dog language)”
Dogs: “Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, Wolf! (What are you guys saying? Are you asking if anyone has sex with him?)
“hiss!”
The photographer took a deep breath: “Why do I feel that these dogs look at me in the wrong way…”
next second.
A dog bit his clothes.
Immediately after.
the second;
The third…
The photographer panicked: · Help! 35
Barrage: “Pfft!!!””
[I can’t laugh anymore, when it comes to being a dog, it’s still little Su Ming! 】
[(Laughing and crying) After the photographer sees the dog, his legs will be weak. 】
[Photographers don’t cry, cheer up! Although you are not popular with girls, you are a dog fan in the dog pile! (dog head)]
[All dogs: Wang Ziyan! You! Yes! I! God!]
[I mean is there a possibility that this dog language is not serious. 】
“Sister, I found the dog. 99
Su Ming looks cute and simple.
Holding the dog leash tightly in his hand, he was looking up at Han Bing with an innocent smile.
at this time.
The photographer finally broke free from the encirclement.
His eyes were all red.
I don’t know that the dog was bitten by the dog, but fortunately, no meat was bitten.
“It’s obviously me…”
Before he could finish speaking, he heard a passing beauty covering her eyes and screaming.
“Stinking rogue!”
Photographer: “???”
Han Bing held the dog on the leash, and held back until he did not lift his foot to leave.
“that……”
Her face was embarrassed, and her expression was indescribable.
His gaze surveyed the photographer from top to bottom.
The photographer bowed his head after realizing it.
“Ah this…”
He pulled his tattered shirt with both hands, wanting to cry without tears: “I just bought this Metersbonwe!
It was all bitten by a dog, and it was called a ragged one.
Beggar gang leaders are happy to have successors.
“Sister, let’s leave him alone, I’m so tired of looking for dogs…”
Half the talk, stop there.
Su Ming said that he was tired, but reached out and touched his stomach, which was very obvious (aece).
This pitiful look makes Han Bing feel bad.
“It’s hard work, little Su Ming, will my sister invite you to dinner?
purpose achieved.
Su Ming smiled: “Thank you sister!”
The photographer didn’t even care about clothes.
He hurriedly shouted: “What about me?
“I’ll come to you after I finish eating, you go back and change your clothes first.
Su Ming used to cross the river and demolish the bridge very easily.
The photographer’s face was full of grief and indignation, “Is it someone else’s fool if they don’t get angry! I’m really angry!”
Han Bing snorted, covered his mouth and laughed: “Let’s go, let’s go together.”
After half an hour.
Su Ming nodded in satisfaction while feeling his chubby belly.
Another meal saving!
Delicious!
At this time, Han Bing answered the phone and left in a hurry.
As for the photographer…
He was still dressed as a beggar gang, but his mouth was glistening after eating.
“You can’t wear this tattered clothes all the time, can you? 99
Su Ming looked him up and down.
The disgust on his face was not concealed at all.
“It’s all because of you…you…you little cutie!
The photographer gritted his teeth.
“Oh, actually, I’m a little bit embarrassed, or else…”
Su Ming rolled his eyes and suggested, “Can I buy you new clothes?”
As soon as this word comes out.
The photographer who had just been fooled instinctively took two steps back!
This time he will definitely not believe it easily!
The photographer was very alert: “I don’t believe you are so kind. Tell the truth, is there any conspiracy?”
Su Ming said, “Look at you, you always think people are so bad, the most important thing between people is trust, do you understand? 35
talking.
Su Ming pulled the photographer.
Pick a good spot on the street and let him squat down.
“I really don’t need you to do anything, you just stay here, I’ll get the new clothes!
The photographer was dubious.
Under Su Ming’s repeated assurance.
He was shaken.
“I will trust you one last time.
【(Laughs dead) Don’t you believe it?】
[Fortunately, it was Su Ming who was kidnapped by the traffickers, if it was a photographer…]
[Let’s open a zoo upstairs, grab bamboo shoots! 】
[Apply for the establishment of the Wang Ziyan Protection Association, there are not many such stupid humans, we can’t make him become extinct! 】
【Photographer: Are you polite?】
[Without seeing, I always feel that it is another scene of a large-scale liar. (covers face)]
【Brave Ziyan is not afraid of difficulties, Ziyan, you can fly with confidence!】
With Su Ming’s command.
The photographer crouched down hesitantly.
Su Ming also adjusted his posture for him.
“very perfect!”
He backed away slowly, looking for something with his head down.
The photographer stared at him closely, for fear that Su Ming would suddenly make trouble again.
But beyond his expectations.
Su Ming just picked up a tattered snack box.
Then walk up to him.
Put it in the middle.
“You must help me keep an eye on this box! It’s important! 35
Su Ming had a small face.
The photographer is bewildered.
this is not……
Randomly picked up trash?
Could it be that he was distracted just now and missed something?
The photographer stared at the snack box in front of him.
He frowned, his face grim.
Not even blinking.
At this moment.
A passerby in a suit walked in front of him.
Take a look at the photographer’s outfit.
Plus his pitiful look.
Passersby’s sympathy suddenly flooded.
Immediately after…
“Jingle”
A crisp sound.
A coin was thrown into the snack box.
Photographer: “???”