NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 14: Getting a house and a Wife
Pov Leon Scott Kennedy
I was on my regular when I saw something very odd a man was running down the street with a panic stricken face. He had ran past my squad car when I saw that a monstrously tall woman was chasing him. “Come here you little shit when I get my hands on you!” she had a load of bags in her arms but that didn’t slow down her pursuit. I decided to get out of my squad car and run after the man.
I was able to follow the pair around the corner before the woman put down her bags and picked up a soda can. I watched her pull her arm back before she swung it with tremendous force towards the runner. All I could hear was a loud bang she must have put some force into that throw, the fact that the runner did a triple forward front flip into a trashcan made sure of it.
I could see the woman walk over to the man before easily picking him up out of the trashcan by his right leg. “Here you go officer this little bastard tried to steal my purse” the woman towered above me I was five foot ten but must have been at least seven feet tall. I quickly pulled my hand cuffs out and placed them on the unconscious man.
“Would you mind to accompany me to the station to fill in a statement Miss?” The woman looked down at me.
“Valentine, but first let me call my husband first he must would be worried sick” she pulled out her phone ‘holy fuck she has the latest iPhone’ I was kind of jealous.
“Hello who is this?”
“Honey it’s your wife I just bought a new phone I have to go to the police station to fill in a statement”
“How in gods name did you get this number and when was I your husband?”
“You are my husband because I say so and I memorised your number when I took your phone to take those photos” she promptly hung up and turned to me. “He sometimes can be a overprotective” I simply nodded at her.
Pov A very pissed off Luke Valentine
“How the fuck am I her husband!” I bellowed as I hastily put on a pair of pants. “System is their a mutation were I could breath fire”
| Yes Host but you don’t have enough RE points to purchase it. |
“Fuck!” I hastily got into the elevator and waited for it ‘how dare she say I’m her husband I’m going to kill her”
| Well Host you should take some responsibility you did knock her up. |
“Yeah I did after she raped me” as I entered the elevator I tapped my foot menacingly.
| Is it really rape when you seriously enjoyed it, I read your brain waves and you were totally into it. |
‘That maybe true System but that doesn’t defeat the point that she could have consulted me before she shattered my pelvis and hips”
| Host you and she probably wouldn’t have had a great time like you did if you discussed it before hand. |
I did agree with the system on that point it was an extremely hot encounter, but saying I’m her husband is taking a bit far. I limped out of the elevator and started storm limping my way towards the closet police station. I crossed several streets and arrived at a police station. As I entered it I was greeted by a policewoman.
“Hi little guy were are your parents?”
“I’m not a little guy I’m here to find my wife she’s about seven foot tall purple and black hair growing to about her hips” The woman looked at me strangely before I heard a familiar shout nearby.
“Honey I’m over here!” I saw Midnight wearing a long sleeve black blouse with a blue skirt frantically waving at me. She seemed to shrink slightly after I gave her one hell of a death glare. I then saw another familiar figure ‘Is that no It can’t be’ I was wrong it was Leon Scott Kennedy. I had always fantasised about shaking this man’s hand.
“Are you this woman's husband?” his voice sounded so cool just like in the games.
“Yes I am why is she here?” I glared at Midnight again who was now trying to hide the sheer amount of bags she had.
“She was chasing a thief and threw a soda can at him thankfully he’s not pressing charges” I breathed a sigh of relief. Leon seemed to be staring at my stinger “how sharp are those blades?” I tossed a coin into the air and then quickly sliced into microscopic chunks.
“Come on Midnight we have a lot to do today” Midnight quickly grabbed her bags and followed me. As we exited the police station I dragged her into a nearby alleyway. “Why the hell did you say I was your husband” I was furious and my face portrayed it.
“Well I did claim you, you should be thankful I didn’t eat you hum” She turned away from me.
“Fine I will say you’re my wife but we need to set some ground rules, one I fine with you being the more dominant one in the relationship, two I do find a degree of possessiveness and jealousy hot but when I say you’re being too possessive or jealous you need to take it down a notch or I’ll revert you back into a normal centipede” I took a deep breath. “Three I’m fine with our previous activity but there will be times were I say no, I expect you to respect that otherwise you know what will happen”.
After I said this Midnights hand instinctively went towards my crouch “this is one of those times” I said slapping her hand away “and number four after our child is born we will discuss what happens, now we need to find a home since I don’t fancy sleeping another night on the floor” I visited my favourite website for all my buildings needs. “Hello Mrs Barclay do you have any houses suitable for a family” Midnight looked at me menacingly.
‘You’re on a last name basis with some woman!’
‘Not now Midnight’
“Ah Mr Valentine how is my favourite customer?” Midnights face turned even angrier.
“I’m fine”
“That’s good you said you were in the market for a house suitable for a family I think I have the perfect thing for you I send you the address”
Pov Some random Swedish Guy (personal note find better name than random Swedish Guy, also get rid of this note)
I was riding my bike through center park the wind blowing in my short blond hair and the sun gleaming off my brown eyes when I saw it, when my whole life would change for the better. A sign a calling I didn’t know if I should call in fate or destiny but It was close. A freshly placed flier, as I stopped my bike to make sure It was what I thought it was.
| Ikea now hiring installation guy Please contact this number for inquiry's about job Pay is good but hours are long Job days vary |
“Ever since I was born people made fun of my power but now, now I will be a hero” I pulled my phone out and started to inquire about the job.
Pov Luke Valentine
We arrived at the location Mrs Barclay had given us I stared at a row of narrow looking houses. A familiar figure started to run towards me “Mr Valentine thank you for choosing us again” she gestured towards a green door. She entered first then me then Midnight had to bend slightly to fit inside. We entered a short hallway that had a staircase and three door.
“This is a three floor property with a basement” we entered the first door on our right. “This is the living room it was recently renovated by the former own to be a brighter room” ‘It is fairly big and open’ we exited back to the hallway. “And in here is the kitchen” we entered the second door at the end of the hallway “the appliances are included the previous owners had a major upgrade”. It was about as big as the living room the third and final door led to a basement.
“The second floor originally had three bedrooms but the previous owner joined the two smallest rooms into one much bigger room” there was a second set of stairs in the upstairs hallway. “There is an on suite toilet for the master bedroom with another bathroom down the hall next to the second bedroom” she guided us into the second bathroom it had what I expected a large bath, toilet and sink in it.
“Now the previous owners renovated the loft into a third bedroom but it can be used for anything, they spent a fortune on it, now any questions” Midnight stepped forward slightly and instantly towered above the much smaller woman.
“Yes what happened to the previous owners you make it sound like their dead” Mrs Barclay laughed slightly.
“Oh heavens no they just moved to Florida to be closer to their daughter, the price they’re asking for is half a million dollars”
“We will take it thank you again Mrs Barclay” Midnight scolded at me. ‘Home check, wife check now all we need is a pet and the child’.
| What kind of pet are you going to get Host? |
‘I don’t know yet System’
