NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 270 5V5 Open Black
Chapter 270 5V5 Open Black
Jiang Yunhu heard the sound and looked over, his jaw dropped on the spot: "The future? You. Fuck? Ferrari???"
At this time, the future is like a nouveau riche who won the lottery, his chin almost went up to the sky, and he deliberately kept pressing unlock and unlock on the car key to make the Ferrari engine roar continuously, extremely arrogant.
Students from class 14 ran over, touched the Ferrari, and exclaimed, "Did you find a part-time job at the White Horse Club? A rich woman is taking care of you?"
"Climb! I keep myself clean, and I get everything with my own hands." Future pretended to be deep, and sighed, "Actually, everyone has misunderstood me. I ran away from home because I didn't want to inherit the family's billions of property. Lai Xigao is a teacher. You all think that I am poor, but I am wrong, I am just keeping a low profile, and I don’t want to expose my identity as a rich second generation.”
As soon as the future was installed, Liuyan got into the convertible, found a photo in the storage compartment, and exclaimed, "Damn it! Look at it!"
Taking a closer look at the future, I was almost scared to pee.
Because the car was transferred in an expedited manner, he didn't do much to clean it up. There were some belongings of the original owner in the car, and what Six Eyes took out was a selfie taken by Qian Yan.
Jiang Yunhu instantly got goosebumps all over his body, and made up an indescribable picture in his brain, and opened his eyes wide in horror: "In the future, you don't need to be like this. If you really don't want to work hard, I hope you can save 20 years of hard work. You can go to Luo Qi, or do you just like men?"
At this time, the future is so wronged that the ghosts and gods are crying, and there is no way to explain it. He hurriedly snatched the photo and tore it up, stammering: "I, me, me, why am I so rich, I rented this car! , I don’t want to be looked down upon by my old classmates, so I deliberately rented a luxury car to pretend to be aggressive, okay?”
The beautiful woman who picked up a conversation rolled her eyes, turned and left: "Damn, poor guy, wasting my mother's time."
Renting a luxury car to go to the class reunion is a routine practice for many people.Thinking of how poor he will be in school in the future, it's really not like pretending, and he is indeed such a face-saving person, Jiang Yunhu and others also believed this set of rhetoric.
Six Eyes got out of the convertible, and said with distaste: "Tch~ I thought you really got rich."
In the future, he failed to pretend to be coercive, so he quickly changed the subject: "What are you doing here? Just now Jiang Yunhu said 'fight with class 7'? Can you brats be a little more serious, and you just call and call all day long, and I will bother you."
Future glanced at the bustling commercial center, and scolded: "And if you want to fight, you can fight, and you choose to fight in a group like this, and you are going to make headlines tomorrow, right?"
Jiang Yunhu and his classmates looked at each other, raised their eyebrows and said, "Teacher, you misunderstood. When we said 'fight with Class 7', we didn't mean fighting, but League of Legends."
Six Eyes added: "We made an appointment with Class 7 for a 5V5 civil war. Rocky is temporarily unable to come because we have one less person, and we are worried."
"Hey, Six Eyes, did you read the forum yesterday, KR's heart demon national uniform trumpet was picked up by someone."
"I know, it's just 'Xiba'. I saw this account suddenly rushed to the king of the national server, and it had this kind of ID, so I guessed it was a demon, and he, a mentally retarded troll, would have such a name. "
"This idiot finally got his retribution yesterday. He was ranked No. [-] and was directly educated."
"You mean the vampire in the 0-20 game? I don't think it's a big deal. No one can stand up to Pan Sen plus the crocodile."
"That's not the case. It's great if you can kill Beng, no matter what combination of routines it is. Anyway, I have full respect for the God of Scrap Meow."
Seeing that the students were chatting enthusiastically, and he couldn't get in the conversation in the future, he interrupted: "Hey, what are you talking about?"
"Tell an old man like you that you don't understand. I guess you don't even know what League of Legends is."
"That's right, hurry up and return the car, don't join in the fun."
In the future, he couldn't get angry for a while, and deliberately boasted: "Who said I can't? I am the king of the national uniform!"
Jiang Yunhu looked at the future with the eyes of a child with cerebral palsy: "Just brag about you, if you are the king of the national uniform, you can directly open a live broadcast to sell meat muffins, earning [-] a month in minutes, is it worth becoming a teacher?"
"What do you know? Teachers of the people, educating people is the foundation. Video games are just something for people to relax and entertain. Isn't teaching and educating people much more great than broadcasting live broadcasts and selling meat muffins?"
Six Eyes sneered and said, "Okay, okay, you're the only one who is great, okay? Then tell me, what is your ID? I'll check it now."
Future recalled Miaowan's account in his mind, and said casually: "My ID is 'almost a useless meow'."
Jiang Yunhu and the others only felt a thunderbolt sound in their minds, and the milk tea in their hands was scared away: "You, you, you, you are a useless meow?!"
"Wait!" Six Eyes was shocked, and had an idea, "The waste meow is so famous, even a lol player knows his ID. How do we know if you are talking nonsense? If you are really waste meow, do you dare to take it?" Log in to the handheld League of Legends on your mobile phone and show us?"
Because Meow is immune to superpowers, she will not be able to contact her directly through mind communication in the future, but it is not impossible.
In the future, I used my clairvoyance to find meow eating McDonald's in the kitchen, so I mobilized my mind to grab French fries, dipped some ketchup, and wrote a line crookedly on the table: lend me your lol account.
Meow looked at the words scribbled in ketchup on the table, and she was not surprised. She raised her head and said, "The account number and password are respectively."
Jiang Yunhu saw that he would not speak in the future, and sneered: "Have you failed in pretending? Be careful next time you brag. If you want to say that you are a platinum diamond, that's all. If you just brag that you are a king, you are not afraid of being laughed at."
After receiving the account password in the future, he took out his mobile phone and loaded a handheld League of Legends, entered the account password, and said with a sneer, "Whoever is bragging to you, if you don't believe me, see for yourself."
He handed over the phone, and Jiang Yunhu and others squeezed forward to take a look, their faces turned pale with fright.
ID: It's almost a useless meow.
Rank: The Strongest King of Ionia I, 1445 victory points, ranked 5th in the server.
Jiang Yunhu and the others were so frightened that their knees went weak. Who would have thought that the poor homeroom teacher would turn out to be a well-known useless master of the League of Legends? !
He stooped to be an ordinary people's teacher, putting aside the great money of the king's rank, what kind of spirit is this? !
Six Eyes almost knelt down to the future, and said tremblingly: "God of the useless meow, my dog's eyes look down on people, you don't remember villains, forgive me this time, I will never steal your QQ space again Selfie."
Yao Yujie hammered his palm and said pleasantly: "Brother Hu, since Rocky has dove us, there are fewer people, so why not let the future teacher make up for it! With him here, isn't it possible to kill Class 7 every minute?"
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yunhu heard the sound and looked over, his jaw dropped on the spot: "The future? You. Fuck? Ferrari???"
At this time, the future is like a nouveau riche who won the lottery, his chin almost went up to the sky, and he deliberately kept pressing unlock and unlock on the car key to make the Ferrari engine roar continuously, extremely arrogant.
Students from class 14 ran over, touched the Ferrari, and exclaimed, "Did you find a part-time job at the White Horse Club? A rich woman is taking care of you?"
"Climb! I keep myself clean, and I get everything with my own hands." Future pretended to be deep, and sighed, "Actually, everyone has misunderstood me. I ran away from home because I didn't want to inherit the family's billions of property. Lai Xigao is a teacher. You all think that I am poor, but I am wrong, I am just keeping a low profile, and I don’t want to expose my identity as a rich second generation.”
As soon as the future was installed, Liuyan got into the convertible, found a photo in the storage compartment, and exclaimed, "Damn it! Look at it!"
Taking a closer look at the future, I was almost scared to pee.
Because the car was transferred in an expedited manner, he didn't do much to clean it up. There were some belongings of the original owner in the car, and what Six Eyes took out was a selfie taken by Qian Yan.
Jiang Yunhu instantly got goosebumps all over his body, and made up an indescribable picture in his brain, and opened his eyes wide in horror: "In the future, you don't need to be like this. If you really don't want to work hard, I hope you can save 20 years of hard work. You can go to Luo Qi, or do you just like men?"
At this time, the future is so wronged that the ghosts and gods are crying, and there is no way to explain it. He hurriedly snatched the photo and tore it up, stammering: "I, me, me, why am I so rich, I rented this car! , I don’t want to be looked down upon by my old classmates, so I deliberately rented a luxury car to pretend to be aggressive, okay?”
The beautiful woman who picked up a conversation rolled her eyes, turned and left: "Damn, poor guy, wasting my mother's time."
Renting a luxury car to go to the class reunion is a routine practice for many people.Thinking of how poor he will be in school in the future, it's really not like pretending, and he is indeed such a face-saving person, Jiang Yunhu and others also believed this set of rhetoric.
Six Eyes got out of the convertible, and said with distaste: "Tch~ I thought you really got rich."
In the future, he failed to pretend to be coercive, so he quickly changed the subject: "What are you doing here? Just now Jiang Yunhu said 'fight with class 7'? Can you brats be a little more serious, and you just call and call all day long, and I will bother you."
Future glanced at the bustling commercial center, and scolded: "And if you want to fight, you can fight, and you choose to fight in a group like this, and you are going to make headlines tomorrow, right?"
Jiang Yunhu and his classmates looked at each other, raised their eyebrows and said, "Teacher, you misunderstood. When we said 'fight with Class 7', we didn't mean fighting, but League of Legends."
Six Eyes added: "We made an appointment with Class 7 for a 5V5 civil war. Rocky is temporarily unable to come because we have one less person, and we are worried."
"Hey, Six Eyes, did you read the forum yesterday, KR's heart demon national uniform trumpet was picked up by someone."
"I know, it's just 'Xiba'. I saw this account suddenly rushed to the king of the national server, and it had this kind of ID, so I guessed it was a demon, and he, a mentally retarded troll, would have such a name. "
"This idiot finally got his retribution yesterday. He was ranked No. [-] and was directly educated."
"You mean the vampire in the 0-20 game? I don't think it's a big deal. No one can stand up to Pan Sen plus the crocodile."
"That's not the case. It's great if you can kill Beng, no matter what combination of routines it is. Anyway, I have full respect for the God of Scrap Meow."
Seeing that the students were chatting enthusiastically, and he couldn't get in the conversation in the future, he interrupted: "Hey, what are you talking about?"
"Tell an old man like you that you don't understand. I guess you don't even know what League of Legends is."
"That's right, hurry up and return the car, don't join in the fun."
In the future, he couldn't get angry for a while, and deliberately boasted: "Who said I can't? I am the king of the national uniform!"
Jiang Yunhu looked at the future with the eyes of a child with cerebral palsy: "Just brag about you, if you are the king of the national uniform, you can directly open a live broadcast to sell meat muffins, earning [-] a month in minutes, is it worth becoming a teacher?"
"What do you know? Teachers of the people, educating people is the foundation. Video games are just something for people to relax and entertain. Isn't teaching and educating people much more great than broadcasting live broadcasts and selling meat muffins?"
Six Eyes sneered and said, "Okay, okay, you're the only one who is great, okay? Then tell me, what is your ID? I'll check it now."
Future recalled Miaowan's account in his mind, and said casually: "My ID is 'almost a useless meow'."
Jiang Yunhu and the others only felt a thunderbolt sound in their minds, and the milk tea in their hands was scared away: "You, you, you, you are a useless meow?!"
"Wait!" Six Eyes was shocked, and had an idea, "The waste meow is so famous, even a lol player knows his ID. How do we know if you are talking nonsense? If you are really waste meow, do you dare to take it?" Log in to the handheld League of Legends on your mobile phone and show us?"
Because Meow is immune to superpowers, she will not be able to contact her directly through mind communication in the future, but it is not impossible.
In the future, I used my clairvoyance to find meow eating McDonald's in the kitchen, so I mobilized my mind to grab French fries, dipped some ketchup, and wrote a line crookedly on the table: lend me your lol account.
Meow looked at the words scribbled in ketchup on the table, and she was not surprised. She raised her head and said, "The account number and password are respectively."
Jiang Yunhu saw that he would not speak in the future, and sneered: "Have you failed in pretending? Be careful next time you brag. If you want to say that you are a platinum diamond, that's all. If you just brag that you are a king, you are not afraid of being laughed at."
After receiving the account password in the future, he took out his mobile phone and loaded a handheld League of Legends, entered the account password, and said with a sneer, "Whoever is bragging to you, if you don't believe me, see for yourself."
He handed over the phone, and Jiang Yunhu and others squeezed forward to take a look, their faces turned pale with fright.
ID: It's almost a useless meow.
Rank: The Strongest King of Ionia I, 1445 victory points, ranked 5th in the server.
Jiang Yunhu and the others were so frightened that their knees went weak. Who would have thought that the poor homeroom teacher would turn out to be a well-known useless master of the League of Legends? !
He stooped to be an ordinary people's teacher, putting aside the great money of the king's rank, what kind of spirit is this? !
Six Eyes almost knelt down to the future, and said tremblingly: "God of the useless meow, my dog's eyes look down on people, you don't remember villains, forgive me this time, I will never steal your QQ space again Selfie."
Yao Yujie hammered his palm and said pleasantly: "Brother Hu, since Rocky has dove us, there are fewer people, so why not let the future teacher make up for it! With him here, isn't it possible to kill Class 7 every minute?"
(End of this chapter)
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