NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 271 Pit ratio
Chapter 271 Pit ratio
Before the future could refuse, Six Eyes said in surprise, "That's right! The God of Scrap Meow took us flying, didn't we hit five casually?"
"Teacher, you can replace Rocky, as long as we win Class 7, we won't play any pranks for the next month!"
"I've said before that the top laner in the League of Legends is the most manly and handsome. He deserves to be the number one handsome guy in Xigao in the future."
"Teacher, are you thirsty? I'll buy you milk tea. I'll make all the milk tea for you tonight!"
After being licked by this group of students, the future is a little uncertain. He thought to himself: Last time I watched Meow play a game, at least I know how to play.
So, he agreed.
Yao Yujie was called by Jiang Yunhu to buy 5 cups of milk tea again, and a group of people filed into the Internet cafe, and turned on the machine at the lady at the front desk.
The people from Class 7 were already waiting, and Li Jin was also there. He said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you say you were downstairs early? Why did you go? Waiting for you for a long time."
"Rocky temporarily dismissed us, so I went and called someone." Jiang Yunhu pointed back and said with his chin raised, "Here, our head teacher is on top, do you have any objections?"
Li Jin sneered: "What can I say?"
Jiang Yunhu didn't say that the future is a waste cat for the time being, otherwise the group of Class 7 would have to be so frightened that they would surrender right away?A good show is only interesting if it is played slowly!
Jiang Yunhu poked the future with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "Teacher, Li Jin is also the top laner, and he will play against you. He is quite strong, and he can drill 3 in the first zone."
Six Eyes secretly smiled and said, "Ah Hu, in front of the God of Scrap Meow, what is the difference between Drill 3 and Black Iron?"
Jiang Yunhu patted his head: "Haha, that's right, fuck Li Jin! Come on, let's go to the box."
This group of students is quite particular, and spent a lot of money to buy two five-black boxes, one for each class, without affecting each other.
Because Meow is currently playing ranked at home and can't log into her account, I made up an excuse in the future, saying that I don't want my identity to be exposed, and asked Jiang Yunhu to borrow his account.
Jiang Yunhu called Rocky and gave her account of all heroes and all skins to the future.
Because Rocky's rank is relatively low, he is ranked fifth in the hero selection, which is a standard counter position.
Li Jin on the opposite side chose the desert butcher, which is the crocodile in the player's mouth.
Future searched for a long time among the heroes, and finally chose a familiar hero-Galen.
This is the hero taught by the novice tutorial, and he is the only hero who knows how to use skills.
Six Eyes scratched his head: "Is it easy for Galen to fight a crocodile?"
Jiang Yunhu clicked his tongue: "In the hands of the Great God, everything is easy to hit!"
"That's right." In order to please the future, Six Eyes deliberately chose the prince of Demacia as a jungler, intending to form a brother with Galen.
Games start.
When the line of soldiers appeared, Six Eyes saw Galen squatting in the grass, hesitated for a long time, and said cautiously: "Teacher, help me take down wild monsters?"
"Ah? Oh." In the future, the man-machine has never played a few rounds, so he didn't know what it meant to help the jungler, so he walked over and slashed at the wild monster face to face, and was punched four or five times by the blue BUFF, blood One-third less.
Liuyan muttered, it was the first time he saw the top laner who helped the jungler resist damage.
Before he thought about it, when the blue BUFF had only the last trace of blood left, Galen suddenly roared "Demacia", and a Q skill jumped and slashed the dog's head of the blue BUFF, snatching the first blue.
Six Eyes was shocked for a moment: "You???"
Jiang Yunhu, the mid laner, cut the screen and glanced at it. He also looked confused, but he dared not question the majesty of the god of waste, so he hurriedly explained for the future: "Six eyes, what do you know! Galen took a blue BUFF in the early stage to make CD Faster, better to suppress the crocodile. After a while, the teacher will kill Li Jin, and the opposite wild area will be yours, and you will make a lot of money!"
Liuyan suddenly realized that he was ashamed of himself, the king is the king, and his understanding of the game was different from that of ordinary players. It was because he was too good at it.
Li Jin, the top laner on the opposite side, is not a good opponent. Although he didn't know why Galen brought a blue buff when he came online, he thought it might be a miss, so he immediately sent a message to his jungler to make him turn against the jungler.
The prince had few buffs at the beginning, and was behind in level, and the jungler on the opposite side was a swordsman who restrained the prince very much, chasing him away in the wild.
The wild area collapsed, and the mid laner was not feeling well, and even the vision pressure of the bot lane was great, and the 14th class was suppressed across the board.
Jiang Yunhu murmured: "Hold on, hold on, mend the tower knife, don't give it away, wait for the teacher to take us to fly."
Just when everyone was pinning their hopes on the future, there was a sudden reminder that Galen was killed.
Everyone turned to the screen at the same time to see that Galen rushed directly into the opponent's tower and slashed at the crocodile while crossing the line of troops, and was killed by the opponent with almost full blood.
Soon, red letters lit up on the public screen—one knife and one tiger cub (Desert Butcher): Send?
Liuyan and the others were also confused: "Teacher?"
The future suddenly broke out in cold sweat, regretting being a hero.Although he has super powers, the item of "improving League of Legends technology" is not included in the vast number of super powers.
In the future, it is difficult to ride a tiger at this time, so I can only bite the bullet and make up a sentence: "I think this game is too boring, give away a head, and make it more difficult for myself."
Jiang Yunhu exclaimed after hearing the sound: "As expected of a king, he is so strict with himself that he has to carry out heavy training even when driving black."
However, the consequence of bragging is to make up again and again.
In the future, he was crazily solo-killed by Li Jin in the later laning. He made up all the excuses he could make up, such as putting the summoner skills upside down, setting the wrong keys, not adapting to the mouse and keyboard, dizziness, stomachache, and broken hands Etc., etc.
In the end, even Jiang Yunhu didn't know how to help Future Circle, and his side was beaten by Class 7 at 1:32.
The only head is ADC Lei Lie who has excellent skills, and killed the opponent's support once in the 2V2 matchup.
When he was stuck in the spring, Future felt he was surrounded by strange gazes from the students, he felt ruthless, and launched the ultimate ultimate move - unplug the power.
The computers of 10 people were blacked out at the same time, and the power supply was pulled out by Mirai using superpowers.
The students in Class 7 next door started crying and howling, and Li Jin also came out and yelled at the network administrator: "Network administrator!!! What's wrong with your computer?! It's rubbish!"
When Li Jin was arguing with the network administrator, everyone in class 14 breathed a sigh of relief.
Jiang Yunhu took off the earphones, and asked tentatively: "Teacher, it's not that I doubt you, I want to ask, are you really a waste meow?"
Future bites the bullet and says: "That must be done. I am a class teacher, will I lie to you little brats? Today I am... I... I broke my hand yesterday, understand? I was just playing a game with one hand, The skills are all clicked with the mouse, so of course it doesn’t work properly.”
Lei Lie hammered the table, and said irritably, "I should have called someone else. Even if you are the king, one hand is useless."
Liuyan also thought about it: "Should I call passers-by? But he is a bronze, and he was beaten by Li Jin when he came over."
"Bronze goes to bronze. At least I can mix lanes. In the future, I can't even mix lanes with one hand, and I will be killed infinitely solo."
"It's useless to mix lines! If you can't develop, it's also a slow death."
When the students were having a heated discussion, Future suddenly snapped his fingers and said with a mysterious smile: "Look at you, I'm just helping you find a foreign aid?"
(End of this chapter)
Before the future could refuse, Six Eyes said in surprise, "That's right! The God of Scrap Meow took us flying, didn't we hit five casually?"
"Teacher, you can replace Rocky, as long as we win Class 7, we won't play any pranks for the next month!"
"I've said before that the top laner in the League of Legends is the most manly and handsome. He deserves to be the number one handsome guy in Xigao in the future."
"Teacher, are you thirsty? I'll buy you milk tea. I'll make all the milk tea for you tonight!"
After being licked by this group of students, the future is a little uncertain. He thought to himself: Last time I watched Meow play a game, at least I know how to play.
So, he agreed.
Yao Yujie was called by Jiang Yunhu to buy 5 cups of milk tea again, and a group of people filed into the Internet cafe, and turned on the machine at the lady at the front desk.
The people from Class 7 were already waiting, and Li Jin was also there. He said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you say you were downstairs early? Why did you go? Waiting for you for a long time."
"Rocky temporarily dismissed us, so I went and called someone." Jiang Yunhu pointed back and said with his chin raised, "Here, our head teacher is on top, do you have any objections?"
Li Jin sneered: "What can I say?"
Jiang Yunhu didn't say that the future is a waste cat for the time being, otherwise the group of Class 7 would have to be so frightened that they would surrender right away?A good show is only interesting if it is played slowly!
Jiang Yunhu poked the future with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "Teacher, Li Jin is also the top laner, and he will play against you. He is quite strong, and he can drill 3 in the first zone."
Six Eyes secretly smiled and said, "Ah Hu, in front of the God of Scrap Meow, what is the difference between Drill 3 and Black Iron?"
Jiang Yunhu patted his head: "Haha, that's right, fuck Li Jin! Come on, let's go to the box."
This group of students is quite particular, and spent a lot of money to buy two five-black boxes, one for each class, without affecting each other.
Because Meow is currently playing ranked at home and can't log into her account, I made up an excuse in the future, saying that I don't want my identity to be exposed, and asked Jiang Yunhu to borrow his account.
Jiang Yunhu called Rocky and gave her account of all heroes and all skins to the future.
Because Rocky's rank is relatively low, he is ranked fifth in the hero selection, which is a standard counter position.
Li Jin on the opposite side chose the desert butcher, which is the crocodile in the player's mouth.
Future searched for a long time among the heroes, and finally chose a familiar hero-Galen.
This is the hero taught by the novice tutorial, and he is the only hero who knows how to use skills.
Six Eyes scratched his head: "Is it easy for Galen to fight a crocodile?"
Jiang Yunhu clicked his tongue: "In the hands of the Great God, everything is easy to hit!"
"That's right." In order to please the future, Six Eyes deliberately chose the prince of Demacia as a jungler, intending to form a brother with Galen.
Games start.
When the line of soldiers appeared, Six Eyes saw Galen squatting in the grass, hesitated for a long time, and said cautiously: "Teacher, help me take down wild monsters?"
"Ah? Oh." In the future, the man-machine has never played a few rounds, so he didn't know what it meant to help the jungler, so he walked over and slashed at the wild monster face to face, and was punched four or five times by the blue BUFF, blood One-third less.
Liuyan muttered, it was the first time he saw the top laner who helped the jungler resist damage.
Before he thought about it, when the blue BUFF had only the last trace of blood left, Galen suddenly roared "Demacia", and a Q skill jumped and slashed the dog's head of the blue BUFF, snatching the first blue.
Six Eyes was shocked for a moment: "You???"
Jiang Yunhu, the mid laner, cut the screen and glanced at it. He also looked confused, but he dared not question the majesty of the god of waste, so he hurriedly explained for the future: "Six eyes, what do you know! Galen took a blue BUFF in the early stage to make CD Faster, better to suppress the crocodile. After a while, the teacher will kill Li Jin, and the opposite wild area will be yours, and you will make a lot of money!"
Liuyan suddenly realized that he was ashamed of himself, the king is the king, and his understanding of the game was different from that of ordinary players. It was because he was too good at it.
Li Jin, the top laner on the opposite side, is not a good opponent. Although he didn't know why Galen brought a blue buff when he came online, he thought it might be a miss, so he immediately sent a message to his jungler to make him turn against the jungler.
The prince had few buffs at the beginning, and was behind in level, and the jungler on the opposite side was a swordsman who restrained the prince very much, chasing him away in the wild.
The wild area collapsed, and the mid laner was not feeling well, and even the vision pressure of the bot lane was great, and the 14th class was suppressed across the board.
Jiang Yunhu murmured: "Hold on, hold on, mend the tower knife, don't give it away, wait for the teacher to take us to fly."
Just when everyone was pinning their hopes on the future, there was a sudden reminder that Galen was killed.
Everyone turned to the screen at the same time to see that Galen rushed directly into the opponent's tower and slashed at the crocodile while crossing the line of troops, and was killed by the opponent with almost full blood.
Soon, red letters lit up on the public screen—one knife and one tiger cub (Desert Butcher): Send?
Liuyan and the others were also confused: "Teacher?"
The future suddenly broke out in cold sweat, regretting being a hero.Although he has super powers, the item of "improving League of Legends technology" is not included in the vast number of super powers.
In the future, it is difficult to ride a tiger at this time, so I can only bite the bullet and make up a sentence: "I think this game is too boring, give away a head, and make it more difficult for myself."
Jiang Yunhu exclaimed after hearing the sound: "As expected of a king, he is so strict with himself that he has to carry out heavy training even when driving black."
However, the consequence of bragging is to make up again and again.
In the future, he was crazily solo-killed by Li Jin in the later laning. He made up all the excuses he could make up, such as putting the summoner skills upside down, setting the wrong keys, not adapting to the mouse and keyboard, dizziness, stomachache, and broken hands Etc., etc.
In the end, even Jiang Yunhu didn't know how to help Future Circle, and his side was beaten by Class 7 at 1:32.
The only head is ADC Lei Lie who has excellent skills, and killed the opponent's support once in the 2V2 matchup.
When he was stuck in the spring, Future felt he was surrounded by strange gazes from the students, he felt ruthless, and launched the ultimate ultimate move - unplug the power.
The computers of 10 people were blacked out at the same time, and the power supply was pulled out by Mirai using superpowers.
The students in Class 7 next door started crying and howling, and Li Jin also came out and yelled at the network administrator: "Network administrator!!! What's wrong with your computer?! It's rubbish!"
When Li Jin was arguing with the network administrator, everyone in class 14 breathed a sigh of relief.
Jiang Yunhu took off the earphones, and asked tentatively: "Teacher, it's not that I doubt you, I want to ask, are you really a waste meow?"
Future bites the bullet and says: "That must be done. I am a class teacher, will I lie to you little brats? Today I am... I... I broke my hand yesterday, understand? I was just playing a game with one hand, The skills are all clicked with the mouse, so of course it doesn’t work properly.”
Lei Lie hammered the table, and said irritably, "I should have called someone else. Even if you are the king, one hand is useless."
Liuyan also thought about it: "Should I call passers-by? But he is a bronze, and he was beaten by Li Jin when he came over."
"Bronze goes to bronze. At least I can mix lanes. In the future, I can't even mix lanes with one hand, and I will be killed infinitely solo."
"It's useless to mix lines! If you can't develop, it's also a slow death."
When the students were having a heated discussion, Future suddenly snapped his fingers and said with a mysterious smile: "Look at you, I'm just helping you find a foreign aid?"
(End of this chapter)
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