The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 272 True · Waste Meow

Jiang Yunhu asked: "Who are you going to call? Are you from our class?"

Future eyes rolled: "I'll go and call my sister, she also plays this game."

"Do you have a sister?"

"Why, why can't I have a younger sister? I'm Monkey King, right? I have no father or mother, and I jumped out of a rock?"

Jiang Yunhu was at a loss for words for a while, and it was okay to think about it, but he still asked one more question: "How old is your sister?"

Future: "11 years old, 12 years old after my birthday next month."

Jiang Yunhu was directly amused: "Are you kidding me? You called an 11-year-old elementary school student to play against us? Why don't you play with one hand!"

Future vowed: "Don't worry, my sister's League of Legends skills are taught by me personally, and the level is [-]-[-] equal to mine."

Six Eyes frowned: "I don't believe it's 11-[-] with you. Could it be that she became the king at the age of [-]? This experience is more violent than DK's big brother."

In the future, I don’t know what it means to be a king at the age of 11, but Meow is indeed a real king. He said with certainty: “Let’s make a bet? The kind that can’t be lower than 1000.”

"Then what if she is killed?"

"If she is killed by the opponent, I will go to the playground tomorrow and run naked in front of the whole school!"

Jiang Yunhu was overjoyed, fearing that he would regret it in the future, he quickly agreed: "Dealed! Regret is a dog!"

He exchanged glances with Liuyan and the others in a thief-like way, and they understood each other—it's nothing to lose in a black game, streaking is the key to seeing the future, and he will deliberately send someone's head to trick him later!
(Meow should be able to control it.) After realizing the bad intentions of the students, I couldn't help but worry about the future, but I still chose to believe in Meow.

He went outside the box and made a phone call: "Hey, meow, are you free? Come to the Wangyu Internet Cafe on Binhai Road, I have a game here, you come to be a foreign aid."

Meow: "Okay, I just finished qualifying, and I happen to have nothing to do, so I'm here now. By the way, why did you ask me about my account number?"

"Uh, isn't it because I met some brats and wanted to play it off?"

"Oh~~~ I understand, you lied to them that you are a useless meow, and then you got exposed in the game and overturned. Now you want to ask me, a real useless meow, to come to the rescue, right?"

"Hahaha yes."

"Hmph, then help you save the game, treat me to a big meal~"

"No problem! Remember, when they ask, you can just say that your name is Xiaoyu, and that you are my cousin. By the way, wear a mask with sunglasses, just in case."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, after waiting for about 20 minutes, Meow took a taxi.

Originally, the owner of the Internet cafe wouldn't let her in, but Jiang Yunhu is a regular customer here, and he has a good relationship with the boss, so he led her in after stuffing a few cigarettes.

Meow wore sunglasses and a mask as Future ordered.Because the face is too small, the mask is so loose that it can hardly be fastened, almost covering the eyes, and it looks quite cute and silly.

Future waved to the students: "Look, this is my cousin, Wei Xiaoyu."

"Why is she dressed like that?"

"Oh, my cousin is more afraid of the cold."

"Ok."

Although I couldn't see Meow's face clearly, her petite figure was really endearing. Even these pranksters couldn't afford to be hostile, so they greeted her friendly.

Li Jin from the next door came over to take a look at the news, and laughed wildly. He pointed at Meow, who only reached his waist, and laughed loudly: "Your class 14 is really awesome, asking a primary school student to be a foreign aid? Little sister, can you reach the mouse?" ? Do you want me to let you make up the pawns for 5 minutes?"

Meow glanced at Li Jin: "What was your head ratio just now?"

Li Jin said arrogantly: "32:1! We are 32!"

Meowed: "Then, I will take 64 heads in this round."

Li Jin was directly amused: "Can you hit 64 heads in one round these days?"

"One round?" Meow said flatly, "You misunderstood, what I mean is that you have to take 64 heads, and the others will count separately."

Li Jin snorted heavily, and said viciously: "Let you be arrogant first, and then see how I abuse you, a primary school student!"

After clearing the room and banning someone, Jiang Yunhu shouted: "Xiaoyu, there is no ban in your hand, so quickly ban him."

Meow was a little puzzled: "Such a useless hero, why ban him? It's a waste of ban positions."

Jiang Yunhu was taken aback. Nuo Shou, the full name of Noxus Hand, is also called the Hand of Primary School Students. It is one of the top lane bullies in the lower ranks. Top laners below the Platinum rank are more afraid of this.

Judging from the tone of this little sister, could it be that her rank is higher than Platinum?

During the selection stage, Li Jin saw that the Nuo hand had been released, so he chose directly.

Liuyan patted his forehead: "Li Jin won the promise, this round is very difficult."

Before it was Meow's turn to choose a player, she didn't even look at the lineups on both sides. She just watched the ghost animal video at station B by herself, and just said: "Assist, you choose a hook hero, Thresh or a robot."

The support player was Yao Yujie, and he said softly, "I'm not very good at playing these two."

Meow: "It's okay, just choose."

Yao Yujie didn't say much, and chose a relatively simple robot.

After everyone else had finished choosing, it was Meow's turn, and she chose a stunned hero—Draven, the Executioner of Glory.

"Delevingne is on the order???" Jiang Yunhu said with a stare, "Shooter is on the road - don't I need to say more about the last half of the sentence?"

Future patted his head: "Have fun with you."

Jiang Yunhu listened to Li Jin's wild laughter next door, and didn't bother to quarrel with Meow. He thought to himself: Anyway, if you lose, your brother will run naked, and I have nothing to lose.

After entering the game, Meow's kingly consciousness was fully revealed. She judged from the enemy lineup that the opponent's jungler must have a blue buff in the lower half, so she went directly to the opposite stone man's grass and inserted a grass eye.

Sure enough, Li Jin's hands danced with the axe and walked towards the first tower, unaware that there were people in the grass.

Meow made use of accurate time judgment, put two spinning axes in his hands, rushed out of the grass and chopped off Nuo's hands.

Nuoshou was taken aback, and was hacked three times in a row, and his blood volume was reduced by one-third.

He wanted to chase Delevingne and cut a few knives to get his blood back, but Delevingne's move A was seamless, comparable to a script, and he couldn't touch it at all.

For a moment, Li Jin was so excited, he learned a W crippling blow, and sprinted up to slash hard.

However, if he had sprinted at the beginning, maybe it would really make me suffer a lot, and it was too late to start now.

The two Noxus brothers hacked at each other with axes. The blood volume in Nuo's hands was too low, and he was no match for Bloodfury, so he could only flash and escape.

Delevingne followed without hesitation, and took Nuoshou's head with an axe.

A blood.

At this time, the soldiers from both sides had just arrived near the second tower.

Jiang Yunhu was speechless and said, "Damn it, it's blood? Is it so awesome?"

Meow went home to prepare the equipment, teleported it online, and said flatly: "The opponent's promise is gone in this round. If I can make up more than 30 soldiers, I will lose."

(End of this chapter)