The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 286 My Face Smashed Your Ball
"Little Conch, Didi's blowing, Seagull listened to Blind Jie Baofei~" Lei Lie sang a song, swaggering back to the dormitory.

Not to mention how good he is today, Zhao Liang'an's trash returned to his original form overnight, and he was worried that he hadn't let go of his anger last week, so why don't he beat his shit out this time?

He walked into the dormitory and shouted excitedly: "Ah Hu! What about evening self-study? Take Zhao Liang'an to the grove and beat him up? I don't think the board of directors will protect him this time, this trash!"

Jiang Yunhu was sitting at the desk at this time, ignoring Lei Lie.

Lei Lie didn't get a response, so he looked subconsciously, almost peeing in fear, and flew over to hold Jiang Yunhu's hand: "wdnmd! What are you doing?!"

I saw Jiang Yunhu holding an art knife, gesticulating in his hand, moaning and sighing, as if he was thinking about how to chop his hand.

Liuyan poked his head out from the upper bunk and said, "He seems to have been stimulated by something. After returning to the dormitory, he kept making gestures with a knife."

Lei Lie hurriedly asked, "Ah Hu, what's going on?"

Jiang Yunhu sighed heavily, like a sentimental poet, lamenting: "My hands are covered with blood, because of it, I will never lose my love."

Lei Lie was confused when he heard it, and looked at Six Eyes again.The latter shrugged, saying that he did not know the reason, and pointed to his head, indicating that it might have been kicked by the donkey.

"Hey." Jiang Yunhu threw the art knife aside, picked up the coat on the bed and left: "Don't follow, I want to be alone."

Leaving the dormitory, Jiang Yunhu felt extremely lost and empty, and came to the basketball court aimlessly.

In normal times, when he saw these rookies playing here, he would definitely join in and torture them.

But now, let alone basketball, he only feels that the future is bleak, and his whole life has lost its meaning, like a walking dead, walking aimlessly in the world.

Thinking back to the night of the sports meeting, when he and Su Xiaobai played under the night sky, he just felt depressed. He felt that he was already very close to Su Xiaobai's heart at that time, and he could go further if he worked harder.Why did they break up immediately after only two weeks had passed?

Jiang Yunhu walked silently, not noticing that he broke into the field for a moment.

Suddenly, a black shadow flew towards us, accompanied by the students shouting: "Be careful with the ball!!!"

"Boom!" The basketball hit the face head-on, leaving a red mark on Jiang Yunhu's face, and two lines of nosebleeds flowed out at once, extremely embarrassing.

The student passing the ball rushed over, just about to apologize, but found out that this person was one of the two bullies in Class One (14), Jiang Yunhu.

Jiang Yunhu's eyes were wide open, the muscles on his face were twitching constantly, and his nose was bleeding all over his face. He looked like a Shura in the world, which was extremely frightening.

The students had heard Jiang Yunhu's notoriety for a long time. This person likes to make troubles and bullies everywhere.Not to mention smashing his face now, can't he be killed directly? !
The student's eyes were dull, and he sat on the ground helplessly crying, and left a last word to his companion: "Take care of my mother and tell her that I love her."

Jiang Yunhu strode over, the shadow of Ni Yang enveloped the student as if to swallow him.

Just when the student was about to bid farewell to the world, Jiang Yunhu suddenly stood still, bowed a 90-degree bow, and said loudly: "I'm sorry, classmate, I hit your ball with my face, please forgive me."

"???" The student looked dumbfounded, and hurriedly stood up and bowed, "No, no, it was my ball that hit your face, my fault!"

"No no no, it was my face that hit your ball, my fault."

"My fault!"

"My fault."

"My fault!"

The two just turned away from each other like this, insisting that it was their own fault.At the end of the humility, Jiang Yunhu couldn't bear his temper, grabbed his collar and roared: "wdnmd, it's my fault if you say it, and bb, believe it or not, I will cut you?!"

The student said frightenedly, "Okay, okay, it's your fault."

Jiang Yunhu bowed again and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, classmate, I apologize to you, please forgive me."

The student checked his body in disbelief, and he was still alive? !Complete hands and feet? !No missing arms or legs? !

He tremblingly said: "That... are you Jiang Yunhu from Class 14?"

"it's me."

"You won't hit me?"

Jiang Yunhu raised his head with a righteous face: "I am a messenger of peace, I advocate love and justice, and I have always hated violence."

The student peed immediately after hearing this, only to feel that the sky was falling, the stars were falling like rain, and the end of the world was coming.Subconsciously, he took two steps back and found that Jiang Yunhu was still bowing, so he hurriedly fled with his companions, even without the basketball.

"Hey! Your ball!"

After Jiang Yunhu yelled, the students fled even faster, without daring to turn their heads, and disappeared on the spot.

Depressedly, he picked up the ball and muttered, "Forget it, take it back and confiscate it to our class."

Back in the classroom at night, the evening self-study has not yet started, except for a few good students, everyone else is bragging.

Zhao Liang'an was staring blankly at the fallen leaves outside the window, when he suddenly felt that someone had come to the side and placed a large bag full of snacks on his table, filled with biscuits, potato chips, jelly, marinated egg cereal and so on.

He turned his head and almost peed in his pants.

I saw Jiang Yunhu standing on the side, with gentle eyes, and said in a good voice: "Zhao Liang'an, I apologize to you. I went back to the dormitory today and reflected on myself. I shouldn't bully you, and I shouldn't bully anyone."

Zhao Liang'an was so frightened that everyone trembled: "Brother Hu, what are you doing?"

Jiang Yunhu sighed and said: "What happened in the past is irreversible, and the harm I caused to you is also irreversible. I am an abominable person. I don't ask you to forgive me. But I promise you that I will never do anything to anyone again. Use violence. You can come to me for any difficulties you encounter in school in the future.”

Jiang Yunhu's words were righteous and awe-inspiring, and there was a bit of sincerity in it, but it was obviously not for Zhao Liang'an, but for Su Xiaobai.

It's not so easy for a brat like Jiang Yunhu to turn back so easily.He was actually very unconvinced in his heart, but in order to change his image in Su Xiaobai's heart, he acted like this.

Although Su Xiaobai is innocent, he is not a fool, so how can he not hear the hypocrisy of these words.She ignored Jiang Yunhu at all, pretending that those words were empty, and did her homework without even looking at him.

Seeing that Su Xiaobai didn't respond, Jiang Yunhu clenched his fists subconsciously, and said in a deep voice, "My words are useless, and I will make up for my previous mistakes with practical actions."

(End of this chapter)