NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 287 Home Visit
Chapter 287 Home Visit
When I was in class, Future always felt that something was weird and uncomfortable, but after careful observation—oh!Jiang Yunhu wasn't sleeping!
This kid is sitting upright now, with a solemn face, staring at the blackboard intently, with tears in his eyes, as if his consciousness is wandering with the ancients in class. Those who don’t know think that he gets a score of 145 or more in every monthly Chinese test The legendary top class students.
Such a contrast made Future a little confused. He couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he turned on the mind-reading detection.
Mind reading time.
Jiang Yunhu: Woohoo, Xiaobai ignores me, I don't want to live anymore.The image in her heart must be made up!She studies very seriously recently, especially Chinese class.Then I have to study hard, and if I don't get 140 in the monthly Chinese exam next time, I'll chop off my head and use it as a basketball!
Future screamed "wdnmd" a hundred times in his heart, the power of love is really terrifying, it can actually make a scumbag like Jiang Yunhu give up dozing off.
(However, what did he mean by "Xiaobai ignored me"?) In the future, I didn't see the scene at the entrance of the canteen, so I don't know what happened between the two.
He only knows that after the next monthly exam, there will be an extra basketball in the class.
"We just said that Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" narrated the love tragedy between Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei. Xuanzong worked hard in his early years, so there was Kaiyuan rule; , such as this sentence: 3000 beauties in the harem—the second half of the sentence, which one of you memorized it?"
Jiang Yunhu was eager to express, his brain was hot, and he jumped up without thinking: "Me!"
Future was stunned: "Then you say."
"There are 3000 beauties in the harem." Jiang Yunhu, a scumbag like this, can't memorize the song of eternal regret. He hesitated for a long time, surrounded by the eyes of his classmates, his face turned red, and suddenly said, "3000 beauties in the harem , an iron pestle can also be ground into a needle!"
After a moment of silence, girls screamed, and someone threw a water bottle on his head: "Rogue!"
Jiang Yunhu was so ashamed that he couldn't contain himself, and subconsciously glanced at Su Xiaobai. She was sorting out the knowledge points mentioned before in the future, and she didn't even look at him.
Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu couldn't help sighing.
Future thought he did it on purpose, and said cursingly: "Hey, I'm sick, I'm really sick! If you can't recite it, don't make trouble, just crawl! Classmates, everyone, remember, the second half of the sentence is not 'I can do it with an iron rod' Grind into a needle', but 'three thousand pets in one body'. Don't write scribbles during the exam, otherwise the school will think that I am messing with the class and will expel me."
In the second half of the class, Jiang Yunhu volunteered to answer whenever Future asked questions, which was in stark contrast to the sleeping behavior in previous classes.
Although his answers were all messed up, he spoke up enthusiastically and corrected his evil ways. Future was very moved and rewarded him to stand in the corridor for half an hour.
After class, Rocky followed Future out of the classroom and stopped him: "Teacher."
"Oh, Rocky, what's the matter? Did you encounter any problems in the class just now?"
Rocky tilted his face slightly, subconsciously brushed his hair behind his ears, his eyes wanted to see the future, but unconsciously drifted around: "Uh, do you have time this weekend?"
Future thought for a while: "There should be."
Rocky was a little annoyed: "If you have it, you have it, if you don't, you don't have it. What do you mean there should be?"
Future deliberately said cheap: "That's not it."
"??? You???" Rocky stomped his feet angrily, turned around and left, "Then goodbye! Go do your work!"
Future laughed loudly, strode forward and put Rocky on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, I'm joking with you. I'm very free on weekends, what can I do for you?"
Rocky rubbed the corner of his clothes unconsciously, lowered his head and said softly, "Then can you come to my house?"
"Come to your house? Why, what problems did you encounter in your studies, do you need me to tutor you? That's fine, I have a new view on "The Drunkard's Pavilion" recently, and I will tell you about Ouyang Xiu's creation this weekend. the context of the article, and."
Rocky interrupts him: "My dad wants to see you"
"Oh, your dad wants to learn "The Drunkard's Pavilion"? Then I" in the middle of chanting in the future, my whole body froze suddenly, and I was shocked, "What??? Your dad wants to see me??? Why do you want to see me? !"
Rocky's face was flushed, and he kept scratching his head: "I don't know! I said I would invite you to my house for a meal and talk to you."
The future is so nervous that his hands are numb: "I have never visited home in my life, and your dad is a billionaire. What if the chat breaks down and he blocks me from the whole industry???"
"No, why is your brain power so strong? It's not a Hongmen banquet."
"I'm nervous! Damn, I basically failed the mock home visit exams in my senior year graduation class, and then I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma to pass the defense. I... Hey, were you at home on the day of the home visit?"
"Of course I'm not here. I broke up with him a long time ago, and now I live by myself. He called yesterday. I thought he was going to discuss cutting off the father-daughter relationship with me. I didn't expect it to be a home visit, which made me happy in vain. For a while."
"I'll go, what kind of grievances are you doing? Don't let it go, I won't go if you're not there, I'll just pretend to be sick."
"You'd better not, my dad is the kind of person who has to do something after planning. If you refute his face, you will never have good juice to eat in the future. If you are really afraid, then I will try my best to accompany you back home. Hmph, it's boring, and I'm going to see that old man and dead woman again."
Hearing that Rocky was with him, Future breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, I'm too autistic to go alone. By the way, is there anything missing in your house? I can't come to the door empty-handed and bring you something. "
Rocky looked at the future as if he was looking at the mentally handicapped: "Do you think there is something missing in my house?"
The future of Xiaomin's mentality was instantly turned into autistic state: "Yes, but it's not polite to come to the door empty-handed."
Rocky waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just a home visit, just be punctual. By the way, dress neatly! You are not allowed to wear this shirt for work, the cuff buttons are all off."
"Don't worry, I will be nicknamed the dragon and phoenix among the people in the future. I will have an invincible aura. If I wear casual clothes and stand there, all living beings in the universe will bow their heads, and no one in the world will dare to obey!"
"Hehe, then I'll wait and see how you behave on Saturday."
(End of this chapter)
When I was in class, Future always felt that something was weird and uncomfortable, but after careful observation—oh!Jiang Yunhu wasn't sleeping!
This kid is sitting upright now, with a solemn face, staring at the blackboard intently, with tears in his eyes, as if his consciousness is wandering with the ancients in class. Those who don’t know think that he gets a score of 145 or more in every monthly Chinese test The legendary top class students.
Such a contrast made Future a little confused. He couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he turned on the mind-reading detection.
Mind reading time.
Jiang Yunhu: Woohoo, Xiaobai ignores me, I don't want to live anymore.The image in her heart must be made up!She studies very seriously recently, especially Chinese class.Then I have to study hard, and if I don't get 140 in the monthly Chinese exam next time, I'll chop off my head and use it as a basketball!
Future screamed "wdnmd" a hundred times in his heart, the power of love is really terrifying, it can actually make a scumbag like Jiang Yunhu give up dozing off.
(However, what did he mean by "Xiaobai ignored me"?) In the future, I didn't see the scene at the entrance of the canteen, so I don't know what happened between the two.
He only knows that after the next monthly exam, there will be an extra basketball in the class.
"We just said that Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" narrated the love tragedy between Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei. Xuanzong worked hard in his early years, so there was Kaiyuan rule; , such as this sentence: 3000 beauties in the harem—the second half of the sentence, which one of you memorized it?"
Jiang Yunhu was eager to express, his brain was hot, and he jumped up without thinking: "Me!"
Future was stunned: "Then you say."
"There are 3000 beauties in the harem." Jiang Yunhu, a scumbag like this, can't memorize the song of eternal regret. He hesitated for a long time, surrounded by the eyes of his classmates, his face turned red, and suddenly said, "3000 beauties in the harem , an iron pestle can also be ground into a needle!"
After a moment of silence, girls screamed, and someone threw a water bottle on his head: "Rogue!"
Jiang Yunhu was so ashamed that he couldn't contain himself, and subconsciously glanced at Su Xiaobai. She was sorting out the knowledge points mentioned before in the future, and she didn't even look at him.
Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu couldn't help sighing.
Future thought he did it on purpose, and said cursingly: "Hey, I'm sick, I'm really sick! If you can't recite it, don't make trouble, just crawl! Classmates, everyone, remember, the second half of the sentence is not 'I can do it with an iron rod' Grind into a needle', but 'three thousand pets in one body'. Don't write scribbles during the exam, otherwise the school will think that I am messing with the class and will expel me."
In the second half of the class, Jiang Yunhu volunteered to answer whenever Future asked questions, which was in stark contrast to the sleeping behavior in previous classes.
Although his answers were all messed up, he spoke up enthusiastically and corrected his evil ways. Future was very moved and rewarded him to stand in the corridor for half an hour.
After class, Rocky followed Future out of the classroom and stopped him: "Teacher."
"Oh, Rocky, what's the matter? Did you encounter any problems in the class just now?"
Rocky tilted his face slightly, subconsciously brushed his hair behind his ears, his eyes wanted to see the future, but unconsciously drifted around: "Uh, do you have time this weekend?"
Future thought for a while: "There should be."
Rocky was a little annoyed: "If you have it, you have it, if you don't, you don't have it. What do you mean there should be?"
Future deliberately said cheap: "That's not it."
"??? You???" Rocky stomped his feet angrily, turned around and left, "Then goodbye! Go do your work!"
Future laughed loudly, strode forward and put Rocky on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, I'm joking with you. I'm very free on weekends, what can I do for you?"
Rocky rubbed the corner of his clothes unconsciously, lowered his head and said softly, "Then can you come to my house?"
"Come to your house? Why, what problems did you encounter in your studies, do you need me to tutor you? That's fine, I have a new view on "The Drunkard's Pavilion" recently, and I will tell you about Ouyang Xiu's creation this weekend. the context of the article, and."
Rocky interrupts him: "My dad wants to see you"
"Oh, your dad wants to learn "The Drunkard's Pavilion"? Then I" in the middle of chanting in the future, my whole body froze suddenly, and I was shocked, "What??? Your dad wants to see me??? Why do you want to see me? !"
Rocky's face was flushed, and he kept scratching his head: "I don't know! I said I would invite you to my house for a meal and talk to you."
The future is so nervous that his hands are numb: "I have never visited home in my life, and your dad is a billionaire. What if the chat breaks down and he blocks me from the whole industry???"
"No, why is your brain power so strong? It's not a Hongmen banquet."
"I'm nervous! Damn, I basically failed the mock home visit exams in my senior year graduation class, and then I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma to pass the defense. I... Hey, were you at home on the day of the home visit?"
"Of course I'm not here. I broke up with him a long time ago, and now I live by myself. He called yesterday. I thought he was going to discuss cutting off the father-daughter relationship with me. I didn't expect it to be a home visit, which made me happy in vain. For a while."
"I'll go, what kind of grievances are you doing? Don't let it go, I won't go if you're not there, I'll just pretend to be sick."
"You'd better not, my dad is the kind of person who has to do something after planning. If you refute his face, you will never have good juice to eat in the future. If you are really afraid, then I will try my best to accompany you back home. Hmph, it's boring, and I'm going to see that old man and dead woman again."
Hearing that Rocky was with him, Future breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, I'm too autistic to go alone. By the way, is there anything missing in your house? I can't come to the door empty-handed and bring you something. "
Rocky looked at the future as if he was looking at the mentally handicapped: "Do you think there is something missing in my house?"
The future of Xiaomin's mentality was instantly turned into autistic state: "Yes, but it's not polite to come to the door empty-handed."
Rocky waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just a home visit, just be punctual. By the way, dress neatly! You are not allowed to wear this shirt for work, the cuff buttons are all off."
"Don't worry, I will be nicknamed the dragon and phoenix among the people in the future. I will have an invincible aura. If I wear casual clothes and stand there, all living beings in the universe will bow their heads, and no one in the world will dare to obey!"
"Hehe, then I'll wait and see how you behave on Saturday."
(End of this chapter)
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