The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 298 Love Letters
Future: "Tell me, only I can help with anything, Lei Lie and the others can't."

Jiang Yunhu, who has always been carefree, was very coy at this time, scratching his ears and cheeks, and said hesitantly: "That's all. Xiaobai has ignored me recently."

(It turned out to be a relationship problem in adolescence!) Future sighed, these brats were finally willing to treat themselves as the object of the confidant, he coughed lightly: "Tell me first, why she ignores you."

Jiang Yunhu sighed: "Hey, after Zhao Liang'an came back last week, I beat him up. After Xiaobai saw it, he said that she hates people full of violence and told me not to talk to her again. Then she really He didn't speak to me for a whole week, and he didn't wait for me after school this Friday, so he went home by himself."

Future applauded crazily: "Okay! Su Xiaobai is amazing! You should be punished like this for a brat who bullies the weak!"

Jiang Yunhu is now a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water, so he lay down and mocked: "Curse it, scold it, anyway, my life this week is worse than death, so why not write a suicide note next week, saying that the head teacher bullied me, and then jumped off the teaching building , then you wait to go to jail!"

"I'm sick, right? I'm really sick! It's none of my business???"

"Just kidding with you, I'm most annoyed by people who commit suicide at every turn."

The future clicked his tongue: "So, you think I have a good relationship with Su Xiaobai, and hope I can say something nice for you? But Rocky has a better relationship with her. It's more suitable for you to find Rocky for this kind of thing."

Jiang Yunhu shook his head: "Rocky can't do it. If I tell her about this, she will definitely record it with a tape recorder and post it on the campus forum for public execution the next day. Then I will stop messing around in Xigao."

"Yo, it seems that you still trust me. In this case, I can't live up to your trust." Future's expression became more serious, and he said seriously, "But the key point of this matter is not that I say good things, It's about whether you can fundamentally eliminate Su Xiaobai's hatred. You should know that her rubbish stepfather used to be a gambler and owed a lot of bad debts. The family was often violently collected for debts, and even she herself was beaten. So , she knows how hateful violence is than anyone else, and this is the direct reason why she hates you."

Jiang Yunhu raised his hand and said submissively, "I haven't hit anyone for a week!"

"Oh! Really awesome! It's worth showing off that you haven't hit anyone for a week, right?" Future patted him on the head, "It's easy to change the country, but it's hard to change the nature. No matter how you learn to be a good baby now, that's the same. Pretending. Unless you realize from the bottom of your heart that violence is a shameful thing, no matter how much you pretend, it will always show your feet."

Jiang Yunhu lowered his head and said disappointedly: "I have sworn in front of Xiaobai that I will never use violence again in this life. Moreover, I will go to those who have been bullied by me one by one this week, and give each of them They all wrote a self-criticism, bowed and apologized, and even lost money, I lost all my pocket money for three years in high school, and I can only eat rice and soup with you from now on."

"Climb, climb, I'm not so miserable now, I can still afford to eat meat and vegetables." Future inevitably looked at Jiang Yunhu one more time, nodded and said, "It is difficult to make up for the harm caused by violence to others with money. This kind of debt you I still don't know it in this life. However, I can see that you are still sincere, even if this sincerity is just to please Su Xiaobai, but it can be regarded as reining in the precipice, and there is salvation. Otherwise, when you step into the society in the future, you may get into a fight and something will happen. Dang is imprisoned and his life is ruined."

After hearing this, Jiang Yunhu got a little more excited, and swore: "I swear, I will be a gentleman in the future but don't speak! A good student who speaks but doesn't move!"

"If you can really do this, then Su Xiaobai will be a noble person in your life, just like coach Anxi to Mitsui Shou, who will make your prodigal son turn around and find his way back." Future took a sip of coffee and sighed, "Hey, youth is so real. Well, willing to change yourself for the sake of your sweetheart, this kind of passion is only available at your age."

Jiang Yunhu carefully glanced to the side, took out a piece of letter paper secretly, and said, "Teacher, I watched the love course last night. The love teacher said that it is far better for girls to have emotional feedback than to be ordinary. I have been so long I have been sending Xiaobai home since then, and she must have feelings for me in her heart. The current dislike is only temporary. I should strike while the iron is hot, and take the initiative to attack when her mood fluctuates and her defenses are unstable! So, I wrote her a letter Love letter, I plan to have a showdown with her next week. I came to you this time to ask you to help me see how this love letter is going. You are a Chinese teacher, and your writing skills must be better than mine!"

Future rolled his eyes wildly: "You are really awesome, you also read that kind of cerebral palsy love tutorial? Are you still a love tutor? You have to believe those pure idiots and mentally handicapped, you just wait to be fooled and crippled."

On the one hand is the "experienced" love mentor, and on the other is the future of the "single dog". Obviously, Jiang Yunhu is more willing to believe in the former: "Don't worry about it, I know this matter myself, you just need to read the love letter for me."

The future is very helpless. The love tutorial is aimed at people like Jiang Yunhu who are willing to take the bait.

Not much to say in the future, I took a look at the love letter.

suddenly
"Squeal!" Future tore up the love letter, threw it on the ground and stomped on it a few times.

Jiang Yunhu urinated directly, screamed and fell to his knees, picking up the fragments of the love letter with trembling hands: "What are you doing?! I wrote it for a whole day!!!"

Future patted him on the head and cursed: "You wrote a love letter with a hammer, this kind of rubbish, how dare you show it to Su Xiaobai? Look at the paragraph you wrote—it may be fate, or it may be God. It’s a miracle that we can coexist in the same world in this life, and meet in a sea of ​​people. I can even be so close to you, in the same class, and feel your heartbeat and breath. Vomit! Nausea! Leaving aside the nasty writing, read it yourself. Does the logic make sense? You and Su Xiaobai were assigned to the same class. miracle? Climb, climb!"

"Look at the second half of your life—the flowers on the other side bloom on the other side, and the riverside of Wangchuan also forgets the river. However, the bridgehead is empty, and three lives are written on the Sansheng stone. The Buddha said that looking back at the past 500 years is only in exchange for a reunion in this life. Then , We who can meet in this life, what kind of intersection did we have in the previous life? You made it clear that you copied it from the Internet! You, a rookie who sleeps all day in Chinese class, can still write this kind of palindrome poem? ?? You think Su Xiaobai is a fool, right?"

Jiang Yunhu's little trick was exposed, and he sat back in his seat awkwardly, like a primary school student being scolded: "I have no choice, I don't know how to write, so I can only extract it from the Internet. Didn't I invite you here now, I just want to Please help me correct it and see how to write it so that Su Xiaobai can be moved."

(End of this chapter)