NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 299 Wrong signature
Chapter 299 Wrong signature
Future said helplessly: "Let me tell you, things like love letters should be the end of victory, not the charge of attack. If a girl really likes you, even if you silently write the nine-to-nine multiplication table in the love letter, she will also They will find you very attractive. But if a girl doesn’t like you, even if you create a quatrain comparable to Natsume Soseki’s “The moonlight tonight is so beautiful”, she won’t be moved.”
Jiang Yunhu is well aware of his future relationship status, and only feels that he is pretending: "Don't worry about it, just help me change the love letter."
"Since you don't listen, then I'll let you go." Without arguing with him in the future, he shook his head and said, "If you really want to write a good love letter, first of all, your heart is very important, and the most taboo thing is to copy a bunch of sentences from the Internet. , This is absolutely impossible. Most girls like to read romance novels, and they read a lot more than you. When she finds out that you have plagiarized even a love letter, do you think you are ashamed?"
Jiang Yunhu nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and tore up the original love letter even more: "It makes sense! This kind of rubbish is not worthy for Xiaobai to read!"
In the future, I will give full play to my teaching skills in class, and said in a persuasive manner: "Writing a love letter to express your heart must be sincere. A love letter is actually just a carrier, and it is used to express things that you dare not say in person. Think about it, if you were given a chance to stand in Su In front of Xiaobai, what do you want to say to her?"
Jiang Yunhu said bluntly: "Well, I want to say, Xiaobai, I love you to death!"
Hiding his face in the future, he said helplessly: "You are too direct, use more rhetorical techniques, metaphors, personifications, metaphors and so on. Think about what you like most, and use it as a metaphor for Su Xiaobai to make this sentence more meaningful." poetry."
Jiang Yunhu thought for a while, then patted the table: "Xiaobai, you are a basketball, I love you to death!"
Future sat on the seat covering his face, unable to say a word for a long time.
Jiang Yunhu shook him desperately: "Teacher! Help me quickly! I really can't think of anything else!"
Future sighed heavily: "Forget it, teach you to write love letters, I might as well go back and teach the sows in my hometown to write. How about this, I will write one for you directly, and you will put it under Su Xiaobai's desk when the time comes. This poem Holy shit, I will definitely write the love letter to perfection, it will be up to you whether you can succeed in the future."
Jiang Yunhu was grateful: "Teacher, you are my savior!"
In the future, he packed up a table of coffee and took Jiang Yunhu to a stationery store to buy beautiful letter paper and ballpoint pens. The two squatted on the side of the road and began to write love letters.
I have to say that although I have never been in love in the future, the Chinese teacher is really different. He writes love letters without any accumulation of rhetoric, neither book poems into paintings, nor songs and music. At first glance, it seems ordinary, but if you look closely, you will find that the text reveals carefulness everywhere, and the details described are Su Xiaobai's usual little habits, making people feel that they are watching her all the time, closing their eyes , you can hear the school bell and the smiling girl standing in the wind.
Jiang Yunhu witnessed the birth of this masterpiece with his own eyes, his eyes filled with tears, his body fell to the ground, and he almost called his future father.
The future was praised by Jiang Yunhu, and he was very proud, a little bit flustered, and his hands were warm, after finishing writing eloquently, he didn't pay attention for a while, thinking it was writing a lesson plan, and wrote the word "future" on the signature.
Jiang Yunhu was attracted by the text of the love letter, and didn't notice that the signature was wrong, so he put it away and put it in the envelope, and bowed 90 degrees to the future: "Teacher! In the future, if you come to my wedding with Xiaobai, you only need to pay the money." Just half of it!"
Future touched his dog's head, smiled softly and said, "Climb."
Go to school the next day.
Su Xiaobai entered the classroom with his schoolbag on his back, and sat on his seat. As soon as he opened the desk, he saw the love letter on the top.
In order to pursue a sense of ritual, Jiang Yunhu specially drew a few cute bunnies and hearts on the letter paper, and sprayed Bulgari sea blue perfume, which smells refreshing.
For a beautiful girl like Su Xiaobai, she has long been used to love letters. She has collected them before, so she has no expression on her face at this time, and she didn't even open them immediately. Instead, she tidied up the books first.
This frightened Jiang Yunhu to death, he stared at Su Xiaobai's hand longingly, feeling that the seconds seemed like years.
About 300 years later, Su Xiaobai finished sorting out the books, and then used Chinese documents as a cover, sandwiched the love letter in the middle, and opened it to read.
I have to say that this love letter is completely different from the ones I received before. It doesn't make people instinctively want to glance at ten lines of nonsense, but it tells the little things in life, which makes people feel happy when they look at it.Moreover, the writing is sophisticated and humorous, and she even chuckled subconsciously when she watched it.
Seeing the back, Su Xiaobai couldn't help thinking: This person cares about me so much, whether he is in love or not, he must be a very reliable boy.
After turning the page and reading all the content, she moved her eyes to the signature and saw the owner of the letter.
Signed - the future.
All of a sudden, Su Xiaobai felt a thunderbolt from the clear sky in his mind, his face turned red, his blood pressure almost broke 200, he sat there at a loss, his eyes trembled, as if they were about to drip water.
How, how could it be the future
He likes me? !
How could he.
The scenes of getting along with each other played back in Su Xiaobai's mind, the warm embrace in the rainstorm, the maturity and reliability in solving family problems, the generous gentleman who played tennis together at the sports meeting, coupled with this sincere and incomparable love letter, the image of the future is in her heart More gentle and mysterious.
Seeing Su Xiaobai sitting on the seat with a flushed face and blurred eyes, Jiang Yunhu was overjoyed: Sure enough, the love tutor is right, Xiaobai must have been interested in me a long time ago, and he should take the initiative to attack at this time!Wow Ka Ka Ka, brothers, wait for our official announcement!Ollie!
Future came in with the lesson plan, and soon saw Su Xiaobai who was covering up and blushing like an apple.
Jiang Yunhu sat on his seat with a proud face, the corners of his mouth rose wildly, and he gave a thumbs up to the future.
(Ah? wdnmd, is it really done? Is this love mentor so awesome?) Seeing Jiang Yunhu's reaction, Future can't help but gasp. It seems that he is old and doesn't understand the psychology of young people. Send me the love tutorial, and learn it yourself.
Putting down the lesson plan in the future: "Let's go to class!"
"stand up."
"Hello students."
"Hello teacher~"
At this time, the future vision must be: "Su Xiaobai, why don't you get up and say hello?"
"Ah..." Su Xiaobai finally came back to his senses, stood up in a panic, his shoulders curled up and his head lowered, his voice was soft and soft, "I'm sorry. Hello, teacher."
Future was a little confused, walked over and patted her on the shoulder, and asked with concern, "Are you feeling unwell?"
Su Xiaobai's delicate body trembled, subconsciously pushed away the future, the whole person almost shrank to the corner, and whispered: "I'm fine."
(Hey, what does this mean?) The future has a small head with a big question mark, and I don't understand why these young people are so surprised all day long.He guessed that maybe he was too excited to receive Jiang Yunhu's love letter, so he ignored it and returned to the podium to start class.
(End of this chapter)
Future said helplessly: "Let me tell you, things like love letters should be the end of victory, not the charge of attack. If a girl really likes you, even if you silently write the nine-to-nine multiplication table in the love letter, she will also They will find you very attractive. But if a girl doesn’t like you, even if you create a quatrain comparable to Natsume Soseki’s “The moonlight tonight is so beautiful”, she won’t be moved.”
Jiang Yunhu is well aware of his future relationship status, and only feels that he is pretending: "Don't worry about it, just help me change the love letter."
"Since you don't listen, then I'll let you go." Without arguing with him in the future, he shook his head and said, "If you really want to write a good love letter, first of all, your heart is very important, and the most taboo thing is to copy a bunch of sentences from the Internet. , This is absolutely impossible. Most girls like to read romance novels, and they read a lot more than you. When she finds out that you have plagiarized even a love letter, do you think you are ashamed?"
Jiang Yunhu nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and tore up the original love letter even more: "It makes sense! This kind of rubbish is not worthy for Xiaobai to read!"
In the future, I will give full play to my teaching skills in class, and said in a persuasive manner: "Writing a love letter to express your heart must be sincere. A love letter is actually just a carrier, and it is used to express things that you dare not say in person. Think about it, if you were given a chance to stand in Su In front of Xiaobai, what do you want to say to her?"
Jiang Yunhu said bluntly: "Well, I want to say, Xiaobai, I love you to death!"
Hiding his face in the future, he said helplessly: "You are too direct, use more rhetorical techniques, metaphors, personifications, metaphors and so on. Think about what you like most, and use it as a metaphor for Su Xiaobai to make this sentence more meaningful." poetry."
Jiang Yunhu thought for a while, then patted the table: "Xiaobai, you are a basketball, I love you to death!"
Future sat on the seat covering his face, unable to say a word for a long time.
Jiang Yunhu shook him desperately: "Teacher! Help me quickly! I really can't think of anything else!"
Future sighed heavily: "Forget it, teach you to write love letters, I might as well go back and teach the sows in my hometown to write. How about this, I will write one for you directly, and you will put it under Su Xiaobai's desk when the time comes. This poem Holy shit, I will definitely write the love letter to perfection, it will be up to you whether you can succeed in the future."
Jiang Yunhu was grateful: "Teacher, you are my savior!"
In the future, he packed up a table of coffee and took Jiang Yunhu to a stationery store to buy beautiful letter paper and ballpoint pens. The two squatted on the side of the road and began to write love letters.
I have to say that although I have never been in love in the future, the Chinese teacher is really different. He writes love letters without any accumulation of rhetoric, neither book poems into paintings, nor songs and music. At first glance, it seems ordinary, but if you look closely, you will find that the text reveals carefulness everywhere, and the details described are Su Xiaobai's usual little habits, making people feel that they are watching her all the time, closing their eyes , you can hear the school bell and the smiling girl standing in the wind.
Jiang Yunhu witnessed the birth of this masterpiece with his own eyes, his eyes filled with tears, his body fell to the ground, and he almost called his future father.
The future was praised by Jiang Yunhu, and he was very proud, a little bit flustered, and his hands were warm, after finishing writing eloquently, he didn't pay attention for a while, thinking it was writing a lesson plan, and wrote the word "future" on the signature.
Jiang Yunhu was attracted by the text of the love letter, and didn't notice that the signature was wrong, so he put it away and put it in the envelope, and bowed 90 degrees to the future: "Teacher! In the future, if you come to my wedding with Xiaobai, you only need to pay the money." Just half of it!"
Future touched his dog's head, smiled softly and said, "Climb."
Go to school the next day.
Su Xiaobai entered the classroom with his schoolbag on his back, and sat on his seat. As soon as he opened the desk, he saw the love letter on the top.
In order to pursue a sense of ritual, Jiang Yunhu specially drew a few cute bunnies and hearts on the letter paper, and sprayed Bulgari sea blue perfume, which smells refreshing.
For a beautiful girl like Su Xiaobai, she has long been used to love letters. She has collected them before, so she has no expression on her face at this time, and she didn't even open them immediately. Instead, she tidied up the books first.
This frightened Jiang Yunhu to death, he stared at Su Xiaobai's hand longingly, feeling that the seconds seemed like years.
About 300 years later, Su Xiaobai finished sorting out the books, and then used Chinese documents as a cover, sandwiched the love letter in the middle, and opened it to read.
I have to say that this love letter is completely different from the ones I received before. It doesn't make people instinctively want to glance at ten lines of nonsense, but it tells the little things in life, which makes people feel happy when they look at it.Moreover, the writing is sophisticated and humorous, and she even chuckled subconsciously when she watched it.
Seeing the back, Su Xiaobai couldn't help thinking: This person cares about me so much, whether he is in love or not, he must be a very reliable boy.
After turning the page and reading all the content, she moved her eyes to the signature and saw the owner of the letter.
Signed - the future.
All of a sudden, Su Xiaobai felt a thunderbolt from the clear sky in his mind, his face turned red, his blood pressure almost broke 200, he sat there at a loss, his eyes trembled, as if they were about to drip water.
How, how could it be the future
He likes me? !
How could he.
The scenes of getting along with each other played back in Su Xiaobai's mind, the warm embrace in the rainstorm, the maturity and reliability in solving family problems, the generous gentleman who played tennis together at the sports meeting, coupled with this sincere and incomparable love letter, the image of the future is in her heart More gentle and mysterious.
Seeing Su Xiaobai sitting on the seat with a flushed face and blurred eyes, Jiang Yunhu was overjoyed: Sure enough, the love tutor is right, Xiaobai must have been interested in me a long time ago, and he should take the initiative to attack at this time!Wow Ka Ka Ka, brothers, wait for our official announcement!Ollie!
Future came in with the lesson plan, and soon saw Su Xiaobai who was covering up and blushing like an apple.
Jiang Yunhu sat on his seat with a proud face, the corners of his mouth rose wildly, and he gave a thumbs up to the future.
(Ah? wdnmd, is it really done? Is this love mentor so awesome?) Seeing Jiang Yunhu's reaction, Future can't help but gasp. It seems that he is old and doesn't understand the psychology of young people. Send me the love tutorial, and learn it yourself.
Putting down the lesson plan in the future: "Let's go to class!"
"stand up."
"Hello students."
"Hello teacher~"
At this time, the future vision must be: "Su Xiaobai, why don't you get up and say hello?"
"Ah..." Su Xiaobai finally came back to his senses, stood up in a panic, his shoulders curled up and his head lowered, his voice was soft and soft, "I'm sorry. Hello, teacher."
Future was a little confused, walked over and patted her on the shoulder, and asked with concern, "Are you feeling unwell?"
Su Xiaobai's delicate body trembled, subconsciously pushed away the future, the whole person almost shrank to the corner, and whispered: "I'm fine."
(Hey, what does this mean?) The future has a small head with a big question mark, and I don't understand why these young people are so surprised all day long.He guessed that maybe he was too excited to receive Jiang Yunhu's love letter, so he ignored it and returned to the podium to start class.
(End of this chapter)
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