The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 300 Class Meeting
Throughout the whole day, Su Xiaobai was absent-minded, recalling the contents of the love letter from time to time in his mind, sometimes smiling sweetly, sometimes sighing softly, and taking out the love letter from time to time to read it secretly, every time he read it, his face would turn red and he was very entangled.

During the class break, Jiang Yunhu took out the hairspray, scratched his hair, confidently came to Su Xiaobai's desk, and said coquettishly, "Dear Su Xiaobai, do you want to have dinner together today?"

Su Xiaobai subconsciously hid his hands under the desk, showing no good looks: "Don't talk to me, I don't want to talk to you."

Jiang Yunhu was taken aback for a moment, but quickly realized.

The love tutor said that when a girl likes a person, she may deliberately fling her face and neglect him. This is called playing hard to get, and it is to test his determination!You can't back down at this time, you must continue to attack!

Jiang Yunhu continued to pester Su Xiaobai, telling some cold jokes.Su Xiaobai was very impatient. If she hadn't been soft-tempered and would not quarrel with others, she would have wished to slap Jiang Yunhu.

In the end, Rocky couldn't stand it anymore. When Jiang Yunhu was telling a joke, he kicked him with a jio, turning him into a joke.

In the afternoon, language office.

Liu Chao was fidgeting in his seat: "How are you all preparing for the question-and-answer session between teachers and students in the class meeting?"

This "teacher-student question and answer" is a tradition at Xicheng High School once a year.

In this class meeting, students will prepare some questions in advance, print them out, and put them anonymously in the box for the teacher to grab.

These questions can be about any aspect, and the school stipulates that unless there is a principled error, such as involving deep privacy, or a crime, the teacher must not refuse to answer any question.

This tradition is mainly to eliminate barriers and strengthen the relationship between teachers and students, but for mischievous children, there are too many tricks that can be done in it, and they often ask some particularly stupid questions on purpose to make the teacher look ugly.

Last year, Liu Chao was tortured by the students in his class. The video is still circulating on the Xigao forum, and the corpse is whipped from time to time.

Future calmly graded homework: "Brother Liu Chao, I'll teach you, no matter what questions you get, you just have to put on a Sima face, and the students will find it boring after watching it, so they won't post your video on the forum."

Liu Chao said with a dry smile: "You said it lightly. You also said the same thing in the last celebrity quiz. What happened? Your issue is still on the front page."

The old man in the future blushed: "Hey, that's an exception! I won't tell you, class is about to start."

Liu Chao got up and clapped his hands: "Comrades, I wish everyone can survive this test."

Back in class 14, the students were all excited, obviously looking forward to the next Q&A with teachers and students for a long time, even the boxes for putting the questions were placed on the podium.

Future coughed lightly, and said lightly: "Let me tell you first, I hope the questions in the box can be normal. I will explain the normal questions well, and I will not answer the questions like those that are mentally handicapped."

Rocky said with a smile: "Teacher, why don't you take a look first, these questions were prepared by all of us after discussion. Besides, the school stipulates that you must answer, it's up to you~"

Future let out an oh, reached into the camera obscura, took out the first piece of paper, and read the content on it: "Future, you have become more and more arrogant since you came to our class, what are you?"

Future casually threw the piece of paper into the trash can, and said calmly: "Hi, the classmate who wrote this piece of paper, I am your father. That's it, next one."

He took out the second piece of paper and read out the question: "In the future, I know you are not a bad person, but can you kowtow to me?"

Future threw the piece of paper away: "Yes, when you pass away one day, I will kowtow to you in your mourning hall. Don't say kowtow, I can kneel for you, okay?"

Future took out the third piece of paper and read out the question: "I heard that you have been driving a Ferrari all day long, where did you get so much money, did you embezzle our class fees?"

Future became very impatient: "I have already explained this problem on the forum: that Ferrari was paid for by Mrs. Alenia and I when we went out drinking and encountered some unpleasant things. Mrs. Alenia If I don’t have a driver’s license, I’m the only one who can drive. Otherwise, am I like someone who can afford a Ferrari? And I’m embezzling the class fees? Your class fees cost thousands of dollars, and I’m all greedy. I can’t even buy a Ferrari wheel. Come on, why am I greedy? Can you use some brains when you ask these questions? It is reasonable to say that you are all people in the nine-year compulsory education, why do you make me feel like you are all mentally retarded?"

Six Eyes raised his hand and asked, "Then why did you go out to drink with Teacher Alinia? Are you in a relationship? You are violating the teacher's morality!"

The future is suddenly inexplicable: "I'm really weird. If I go out for a drink with my colleagues, it will violate the teacher's morality? The teacher is not a human being? You have to sit in the office like a Buddha every day, don't drink alcohol, and the six senses are pure. , are you satisfied? Besides, it’s none of your business who I fall in love with, right? Hmm? Whether I talk to Teacher Alenia or not, it’s none of your business, right?”

Rocky snorted heavily: "Rabbits don't even eat the grass beside their nests, you are useless than rabbits!"

"Okay, okay, I'm less useful than a rabbit, okay? You think it is, that is, don't argue." Future didn't bother to argue about this issue, so he simply opened the next piece of paper and read the question Come out, "When will you die?"

In the future, he came up in a fit of anger, slapped the table hard, and cursed angrily: "The person who asked this question, are you sick? When will I die? What did I do to outrageous things? Do you want me to die?"

"Since I mentioned this issue, I have to say something. I don't know when it started. There are always rumors about me on the forum, saying what happened to me recently. I kicked a cat away a few days ago. A dead dog spreads rumors everywhere. Then every day, students listen to the rumors and leave messages below to scold me. I clicked on the private message on the forum, and there was a series of various abuses, asking me to die for all kinds of weird things Apologize."

"I don't know if these rumormongers are from our class. If they are, can you understand the law? This is an infringement of my right to reputation, understand? In case I really can't stand the pressure someday, I will come from the upstairs Jump off the top, won't you people feel uneasy about your conscience? To be reasonable, I don't say I am a saint, but I am not a bad person, right? Since I came to Xigao, have I done even one thing that is outrageous?"

Lu Yan squeezed the Ring of the Five Kings, and said with a sneer, "In 213 BC, the burning of books and the desecration of Confucianism, do you dare to say that you didn't do it?"

The future roared: "Yes! I did it, okay? I lit the fire, and I dug the pit! Don't talk about burning books and pitting Confucianism, I burned Notre Dame Cathedral, are you satisfied?!"

The whole class laughed like a pig, and Liuyan posted a post on the forum, "The History of the Qin Dynasty Revealed: The real culprit of burning books and burying Confucianism is probably our school teacher"

(End of this chapter)