Unexpected Story – Isekai

"Come on! Give it try! Let's all come closer. This is something new and revolutionary!"

After preparing everything, we were finally able to start our business selling burgers in the city. Today was the first day we started. We set up a stand in front of our shop and it seemed to attract quite a bit of attention.

The hot weather and the scorching sun didn't stop us from promoting our product. Because we are still new, of course it takes extra marketing so that our products can be recognized in the wider community.

And now I was trying to get one of these potential buyers interested.

"Do you want to try it, sir?"

"Uh... umm interesting"

"Sir?"

He kept looking at me up and down.

"Hey mister, our goods are here"

I showed him the finished product with a good look.

"Oh-Ah! Too bad! What a shame!"

"Sir, what are you talking about? Would you like to taste it. It's free for the first one"

"What are you selling? It's edible?"

"Of course! Please try it first and you won't believe it"

"Hmmm, It's appropriate. I smell delicious. Is that girl over there selling the same thing?"

"Of course, sir. We sell the same product. It's a burger bun."

"Okay, I'll go to that girl instead"

"Alright sir, but it's the same thing"

"I don't care"

'Well, I know men are perverted but it's not bad to attract a lot of attention'

Since we opened this stand, many people have been curious and approached. At first, they just observed, but when they were attracted by the smell of grilled meat, they started to try it.

Then afterward many more people began to be interested in the product.

And most of the people here are men. This is thanks to our promotional plan. And not for anything else.

Me, Rose, Jenna and Celi wear costumes to attract customers. If we use the usual things, it won't be effective so we use extra spice.

"Argh! My eyes!"

"Just look underneath, don't look at her face!"

"Whose mother is doing this?! You should go home, Mam. It is not funny"

'I'm actually embarrassed but I also like this view, how they feel it, Ha-ha-ha'

Now I'm wearing a tight bikini with a cowhide pattern with additional accessories like cow horns and tail.

Certainly, I was exposing my body to a lot of people. And if I did a sexual pose, wouldn't the men be staring at me?

But it wasn't like that. Many people looked at me for a while and then ran away. They were initially very enthusiastic to see me from the feet and then went upper body, and at the end they were disappointed.

'It was fun teasing them. How does this very inappropriate combination taste?'

That's right, I asked Elene to make this face mask with a model so ugly that my face was far from even decent in front of the men.

Just imagine looking at a body that's so erotic but turns out to belong to an ugly old wrinkled granny. Surely their lust that had been slowly building up would instantly vanish.

"It's so soft and chewy. I want to bury myself in this ass."

"What are you doing?"

I looked at the pervert who was squeezing my ass. And it seems he was surprised to see me too.

"Uh? Where's the pretty girl- I'm sorry my eyes have been damaged. I thought you were my wife."

Then he left too with the sack of burgers he had bought.

It's a good thing he bought a lot, otherwise I would have broken his hand by now.

After the promotion part was done, I monitored the kitchen.

"How are the sales?"

"Very good. It's beyond my expectations. I thought we'd lose money if we gave away too many samples."

Jenna, who was receiving customers, seemed quite overwhelmed by our first sale. But she looked very happy.

She was wearing a witch outfit with a bikini that accentuated her curves but still wore a robe to cover part of her body.

Previously, she had worked with her body, but now she wanted to change. I was a bit reluctant to ask her to wear that but she was enthusiastic herself.

"Good job Jenna and you too Mrs. Berker"

"Yes, boss, it's been fun. Thanks for hiring me"

"So, how many burgers were sold-"

My question is cut short by a middle-aged man coming out of the queue and questioning Jenna.

"Oh! You're Miss Michelle! I didn't recognize you for a moment. I'm really lucky to see you here. I really missed you."

"Eh? I'm sorry Mr. Hans, but I'm no longer working. What can I do for you?"

"Come on, you must be missing those beautiful nights, right? You know, young people are very energetic but they don't understand the perfect service."

"Once again, I'm sorry. If there's nothing you want to buy, you'd better step back from the queue"

"Ho-ho-ho, my bad – my bad. I bought two and a drink, it's 6 pieces of silver, right?"

"Alright sir, please enjoy it"

"So fast? Okay Miss Michelle, please contact me if you need something, bye"

"Thank you, sir. Come again"

"Excuse me miss- no"

The neatly dressed thin mustached man also looked at me briefly with a lascivious look and then ran away like he saw the devil.

"Michelle?"

"My nickname. We can't give our real names when we work."

"Very professional."

"Forget it."

"Alright Michelle my dear"

Her face turns sour when I tease her. I don't intend to do that again.

It wasn't long before our two-star promotional girls staggered in. Celi was wearing a cat maid outfit and Rose was wearing a full butler outfit.

"Boss! when is this over?"

"What's the matter with you? Don't you want to be free like this? Did anyone touch you carelessly?"

"I should have told you that, sis. Yesterday you were so angry when I didn't cover my body, but now you're the one wearing underwear in a crowd of people. That's not fair!"

"This is different, my dear. You girls shouldn't sacrifice your chastity in front of those beasts."

"This outfit makes me get sweaty!"

"I'm sorry but you can't wear these yet. And you certainly can't do it for free, my dear"

I don't want to make another country's princess wear indecent clothes that could cause diplomatic problems.

"Myra, you sound like a brothel owner"

"Really? It just so happens that people thought we were promoting a new brothel, ha-ha"

We told stories while serving the endless stream of customers who came in.

"I'm hungry. Give me my lunch now"

"Celi is just excited for this. She attracts customers by carrying that heavy notice board. Look at her looking cuter than usual."

"Is it true that I'll be paid 2 gold for this, nyaa?"

"Plus 20 silver an hour if you help with the other parts."

"Can I keep working?"

She looked at me with sparkling eyes. It seems that when it comes to money this kid is very eager.

"You can't. At least take your time off, sweetie. Your body will get thinner unlike this girl who eats a lot."

"I'm not that crazy about making money. I just need to eat a lot and that makes me happy."

"What do you think the food is bought for? Go on, if you can sell more than 100 then you don't practice tomorrow"

"Really?"

"Of course. And it looks like I'm leaving you Jenna. Now is a good time to start an adventurous life."

"Rest assured. I'll take care of business. I was just pessimistic because new things are hard to accept in this place"

"You're right."

I plan to bring ideas from my old world here but it takes a lot of planning. There are not one or two stories about people who brought crazy and fantastic ideas but ended up hanging on the guillotine.

Because people in this era really believe in the church and when something is beyond reason or is considered a non-human item, the church will confiscate it or even declare the person who created it as a minion of the demon king, a person who opposes the power of the goddess of justice.

That's why I chose something that's not too far from the current civilization and easy to make.

I can see from today's visitors that the products I made are indeed very attractive. Although many of them are men because of our promotional model, there are now many children and women who have started to try this burger.

Even the elderly seemed to enjoy munching on the soft patties.

"The cold fruit smoothies are gone! The ice is gone!"

"Coming soon. Just wait."

Before the afternoon our goods started to run out. I used telepathy to contact Elene and Michael, who were in charge of storing the ingredients.

'Make it cool faster'

'I'm not a machine! Magic isn't instant! Why don't you use a magic tool instead'

Elene who had been cooling the ice in the room all morning seemed to be running out of mana.

'Magic tools are too long and short-man, what about fruits and other things?’

'It will be delivered soon. But I'm still chopping up the meat and the vegetable stock will run out'

'Looks like we're lack of manpower'

"Celi, you take your men to come and help us. I'll pay you well"

"It won't be long, nyaa!"

I saw that my business was running smoothly, which made me happy. The fatigue seemed to disappear every time the coins entered the cashier's drawer.

"It's so beautiful when business runs smoothly"

"Don't keep mumbling, boss. Do us a favor."

"I'm sorry, I'm just happy to see visitors today"

"I understand the feeling but don't get excited, Myra. Like any other food business, if you succeed in the first week then the second week will be hell"

"Isn't that good? It gets better doesn't it?"

"No, it's not. You'll find it hard to sell again. Besides, what's with that look. What are you wearing that your face looks like that?"

Jenna noticed my changed appearance, especially my face.

"This? I won't let perverted humans fantasize with my body. Maybe they'll feel annoyed seeing me now"

"I know what you mean. In brothels there are also those whose bodies are very attractive but whose faces are substandard. They can only afford to serve manual laborers and other poor men."

"You don't have to mock me, do you?"

Plack! Plack!

Jenna slapped my breasts making them bounce. Many people looked at us in amazement but they were busy with their own business.

"Why did you hit my breasts?!"

"I was just venting my stress boss"

"Stop! it's not your stress-reliever"

"You seem to be very proud of your fat lump. If I were a man I'd definitely bury my face here. Of course with your face covered by the sack first."

"What if I turn into a beauty?"

"You better not. That will only bring you disaster. You're already lucky with this."

By the time she released her tension by squeezing my breasts, many people, including young boys, were standing in line at the checkout.

"Ah..."

"Sorry, kiddo. What would you like to order?"

"Ah... that..."

His face turned red as he showed me the menu list above. Occasionally he looked at me and lowered his face.

"Oh... I guess I can't stay here for long. Jimmy must be waiting too"

It seems, without realizing it, that I'm polluting the future of the young people here. I'd better be gettin' outta here.

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