Villain of Destiny: Start from crushing the protagonist

"Ouch."

Xiao Han drank three bowls of clear spring water in a row, and at the same time he felt refreshed, he suddenly found that the feeling of abdominal pain yesterday hit him again.

Fortunately, it was just a stomachache, and the turbid gas in his stomach that made him feel ashamed and angry did not appear.

This made Palace Master Xiao feel less pain in his heart immediately.

"what happened?"

When Sister Yan saw Xiao Han's face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, she knew that the medicine should have worked.

She stepped forward with a nervous face, took the bowl in Xiao Han's hand and asked knowingly.

"It's okay"

She smelled the scent of jasmine on Sister Yan's body.

Looking at the beautiful village girl who was full of concern for him, Xiao Han's painful expression quickly changed.

He forced a smile and shook his head at Sister Yan: "Maybe it's because I ate badly yesterday."

Speaking of eating yesterday, I broke my stomach.

In the mind of Grand Palace Master Xiao, the scene of accidentally rubbing black dog shit on the corner of his mouth suddenly appeared irresistibly.

Thinking that not only was he in front of Song Qingyue yesterday, but his body suddenly became extremely stinky.

Even unlucky enough to rub dog poop and step on a bear trap.

The expression on Xiao Han's face that had just recovered could not help turning into a chrysanthemum face again.

But fortunately, I was lucky today, even if I had a stomachache, I didn't fart loudly in front of the beautiful woman.

This made Palace Master Xiao's depressed mood finally feel better.

"Miss Yan."

Xiao Han clutched his stomach and looked at Sister Yan who was full of concern.

He asked with some embarrassment, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Washing the bathroom?"

Sister Yan looked at Xiao Han pretending to be confused when she heard the words: "Are you talking about the latrine?"

"The latrine.?"

Although Xiao Han's family is not as good as those top-notch families, it can be regarded as a mid-level family in Yuzhou City.

Hearing that there are still people using latrines in this era, he was a little dazed.

"We don't have a toilet here, and we store urine and urine in latrines."

"Those things are the best fertilizers for growing vegetables and melons and fruits."

"It's precious to us country folks."

Sister Yan looked at Xiao Han with an expression as if she had eaten a fly, and stood there blankly for a long time without recovering from Xiao Han.

She was really about to die laughing.

However, the literacy cultivated in the public relations career of many big stores still allows Sister Yan to control her emotional changes well.

With a serious face, she explained to Xiao Han the magical effect of urinating and defecating on the country people.

"Miss Yan."

"My stomach hurts badly, please take me to the latrine."

Although Xiao Han was very disgusted with the latrine, he felt that he might lose a thousand miles at any time.

Compared to the embarrassment of incontinence in front of beautiful women.

He felt that such a disgusting thing as squatting in a latrine was really not worth mentioning.

So after hesitating for a moment, Xiao Han made a pale decision!
"The good hut is just ahead, follow me."

When Sister Yan heard this, she nodded with a smile.

Compromise with Xiao Han, obediently follow their script.

She didn't have many surprises.

In order to deal with Xiao Han, the master who invited them here not only invited the best screenwriters in the country, but even hired several psychologists.

Not to mention Xiao Han's life experience, he is only a young man of thirty years.

I'm afraid that even those who have lived half a century will be played to death by the various routines they designed.

"Xiaohan, are you in good health?"

Seeing that Xiao Han had difficulty getting up, Sister Yan was afraid that he would ask her for help.

Without even thinking about it, she took the initiative to step forward with a worried face, supported Xiao Han and set him up a trick: "Do you want Sister Yan to help you?"

Can you do it?

Do you want my sister to help?

These two simple sentences and eight characters are definitely an unimaginable blow to a man's self-esteem.

The majestic master of the Blazing Temple, the master of the dark world, the God of War outside the Megatron!
How could Xiao Han bear it, the beautiful young woman in front of him questioned her ability?
"I"

"Sister Yan, I can do it myself."

Xiao Han's original words of asking Sister Yan for help had already reached his lips.

But when she heard her question, he immediately gritted his teeth and pushed away the woman's support, and stood up with his frail body.

Sister Yan looked at Xiao Han who was limping, and his body trembled with pain when he took a step, but still clenched his steel teeth tightly.

She was smiling in her heart, but her face was full of surprise and she praised: "Xiao Han is really strong. Uncle Li said that you need at least ten days to go to the ground by yourself."

"I didn't expect to be able to get out of bed and move around by myself after only one night."

"Your body is many times stronger than that sickly short-lived ghost of my family!"

Every time Xiao Han took a step, the wound on his foot was as if thousands of steel needles were piercing it, which made him feel heartbroken!
Just when he was thinking about admitting cowardice.

The praise from the beauty behind him made Palace Master Xiao swallow the words again.

This guy has already pretended, now let him say no and needs sister Yan's help, Xiao Han feels that he really can't afford to lose this person.

And just now Sister Yan said that she is much stronger than her dead husband.

Such a mournful tone made Master Xiao feel that maybe he could really have some beautiful stories with this beautiful young woman.

Thinking of this in his heart, Xiao Han suddenly had infinite motivation!
The latrine is not very far from Sister Yan's room, about 200 meters away.

However, the pain that this short journey brought to the Great Palace Master Xiao was far more painful than going up the Knife Mountain.

Even the white bandage wrapped around his foot was stained red by the gurgling blood from the reopened wound.

"Sister Yan, the stench is reeking in here."

"You go back first."

Xiao Han wiped the bean-sized beads of sweat on his forehead, and saw that the hut was close in front of him.

He looked at Sister Yan beside him, and gave her a reassuring smile.

The latrine is really stinky, especially for those who come into contact with it for the first time, it is not surprising that they will faint from choking.

"fine."

"Sister Yan is from the country, not so delicate."

Although Sister Yan was also affected by the stench in the latrine, she felt a little nauseous.

But in terms of professionalism, she is still sure.

Faced with Xiao Han's kindness, Sister Yan just smiled and naturally refused.

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Xiao Han was speechless when he heard the words.

What he said just now was actually to call Sister Yan away, but he ran to find a hidden slope to solve it.

But I heard that Sister Yan talked about it to such an extent.

If he wants to continue this topic, it will appear that he is very hypocritical.

First impressions are very important to tease a girl.

Xiao Han didn't want to affect his goodwill in the pretty widow's heart because of such a trivial matter.

"Then I will trouble Miss Yan."

Xiao Han knew that he was in the latrine this time, so he was settled.

He smiled wryly and said politely to Sister Yan, suppressing the nausea in his heart, and walked quickly towards the latrine.

"Editor-in-Chief Li is really serious. My old lady sent me into the latrine before she even had a good bite."

"I don't know if I can take it out and wash it clean?"

Sister Yan looked at Xiao Han who was pinching his nose and limping into the latrine.

Finally, I still couldn't bear the stench blowing in the wind.

She whispered to herself for a while, then took out a handkerchief sprayed with perfume, and tightly covered her mouth and nose.