What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

Konohagakure

"Welcome to Konoha both of you." Jiraiya greets two group chat members, They are Esdeath and Robin.

"This place is... Not like I imagined." He expects the village will be darker equivalent to what his mentor told him about ninja village, not this... classic Japanese town.

"I am back here again huh? How is your student growth Jiraiya?" Esdeath asks the mini Naruto.

"He is in the process of completing Rasengan now, He is far away from catching up with Naruto from the group chat," Jiraiya answered her.

"Is He still young no need to rush, Let's talk about our enemy shall we?" Esdeah has an evil smile, she cannot wait to battle against a powerful enemy.

"What we will face is rogue ninjas from my village named Uchiha Itachi and Kisame Hoshigaki the rogue ninja from Kirigakure. First, let me explain Itachi's eye ability. He has eyes called Sharingan who have many troublesome abilities, Never make eye contact when you fight him or he gonna trap you in an illusion, Kisame is one of seven ninja swordsmen of the mist and is called a monster from Kirigakure. I don't know much about his ability but he has a sword that can absorb chakra or energy just be careful with him." Jiraiya explained to them.

"My compatibility with this Kisame is Perfect! Let me face this called monster and you both go the other one." Esdeath already decided on her opponent.

Robin sees his sword because he hears someone whisper to him.

"I am not sure a brat like you can utilize my full potential, Not with the idiotic principles you have now for sure."

"Shut up! I will never be like what you want because I'm a Hero!!!"

"Hero you say? Such a Moron! You heroes can't protect anything! How many people suffered from the villain you decided not to kill kiddo? Hero for America? Huh! How about taking care of your corrupt government first who loves to oppress another country for oil if you want to be a HERO? Freedom for America Hahaha."

"Shut UP!!!"

"You okay Robin-kun?" Jiraiya saw his face was worn now.

"I am... Okay. No need to worry about me." Robin replied to him.

Not long they heard the sound of battle coming from where Naruto stayed.

"They are already here, We must hurry!!!" Jiraiya runs to his student inn.

•

Two unknown people face his best friend, Even Naruto himself does not understand why Sasuke is this angry with them.

"I WILL KILL YOU!!!"

The young boy with Sharingan eyes tried to stab a man in front of him with a jutsu called Chidori but was stopped by a man with blood cloud attire without sweat.

Naruto could not believe the attack of his rival easily thwarted by him.

The man broke the hand of the boy called Sasuke and he screamed in pain.

"You only get in a way." He throws Sasuke to the wall.

When Naruto is about to release the Kyuubi chakra to fight them the big man with characteristics of a shark eats his chakra with his sword.

"My weapon can eat chakra so it's useless to resist, What should we do to him? Cut his leg perhaps? So... He cannot escape from us?" Kisame asks his partner.

Itachi nodded and allowed him to do it.

When Kisame raise his sword and is ready to cut Naruto's leg.

Luckily someone blocks his attack and protects Naruto from danger.

"Are you the one who named Kisame Hoshigaki?" A beautiful woman with a general uniform asks the man in front of her.

"Who are you? And to answer your question... It's yes." He grinned feeling the woman was a worthy opponent and beast like him.

"Let's fight... To the DEATH!!!" Esdeath kicked him so hard and threw him outside the inn. 

Itachi sees his surroundings already turned into a wall of flesh.

"How unfortunate Uchiha Itachi, We already foresaw your plan to catch Naruto. I know your past and will give you a chance to redeem yourself if you surrender to us." Jiraiya said to him.

When Itachi see his behind, Robin in there too wielded his Zanpakuto trapping him from the front and behind not giving chance to escape.

'What does he mean by knowing my past? Only the elders know that secret or perhaps Sandaime is the one who tells him about it?' Itachi wondered.

"Don't interfere with my REVENGE!!! I am the one who will kill him!!!" Sasuke charged at Itachi once again and he punched Sasuke's abdomen.

"Ugh!!!"

"You are too weak to do it Sasuke, You know why? Because... you lack of Hate." Itachi whispers to his ears and traps Sasuke in Tsukuyomi. "Tell me how you know about my past?" He tosses Sasuke who passes out to Jiraiya.

"We have our ways but doing something like this is not the way, You should repent instead of walk to meaningless death," Robin answers instead of Jiraiya, It's complicated for him to understand Itachi's situation. In Naruto's story, he must choose to side with either his family or his country that was a crazy choice. If that happened to him no way he could choose one of them.

"Who is he Jiraiya? How does he know about my secret too?" Itachi was surprised to see a teenager with a strange costume learn his secret too.

"He is my buddy and not the enemy of our village I've assured you. I know you are ordered by an elder to massacre your clan and you have chronic diseases now. We have a way to help your problem but you need to listen to us Itachi-kun." Jiraiya gives him an offer.

"What you guys talking about? He is a bad guy who hurt Sasuke!!! Kick his ass now you stupid Ero-Sannin!!!" Naruto was angry at his teacher and Jiraiya knocked him out too.

"Sorry... about that." Jiraiya apologised to Itachi.

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Shin: "Look at you dobe, Angry because someone hit your boyfriend 🤣."

God of Hope: "Shut up Asshole!!! You heal him and I will grant your wish."

Shin: "Why do you want to save this Itachi? Does he deserve to have a second chance after everything he does to his family?"

God of Hope: "Yes! He is still young and already sacrificed himself for the greater good of everyone in my village. I don't want a young man like him to have a tragic life."

Shin: "You and Your Crazy Ideology is out of my mind!!! If your children get sacrificed for the greater good of many people you fine with it Naruto?"

God of Hope: "What you gonna do when that happens to you Shin? Let the country burn to the ashes?"

Shin: "Unbelievable! Are you fine with it? You do not even dare to answer me but fine I will tell you my answer!!! I will let that country burn than let them hurt my family."

God of Hope: "MADNESS!!! How about people living in that country?"

Shin: "They are strangers for god sake. Why I must care about strangers and risk my family's safety?!"

God of Hope: "You are SELFISH and GREEDY!!! I am done with you."

Shin: "FUCK YOU IDIOT!!!" 

Kuroneko: "Please stop you both!!! This conversation going nowhere and only makes us fight each other."

Emilia: "Instead of fighting like this, you both need to reflect on yourself. Do something that can profit both your family and other people. For Itachi-kun I feel bad for him, He is still so young when endures that burden. Let the past be past and remember not every person is strong or clever like you @Shin who can do anything you want." 

Cookies Maniac: "Big sister Emilia is right! Hate can't solve the problem and we should give him a chance to redeem himself because he is not a bad guy."

Spider-man: "He is the same as that guy, someone who sacrifices one for many. I don't want to comment on this case."

King of Knight: "For a King like me what Itachi doing is incredible to the point I wish to have him as part of my army. I commend his patriotism to his village."

Shin: "Great, you both deserve each other."

Evil Spirit: "I never understand self sacrifice tendency you guys have for strangers."

Kuroneko: "What you gonna do @Shin? Are you gonna help him? From what I see, He doing this for the sake of everyone's sake. I hope you can give him a chance to reform himself."

Shin: "Let me think about it."

[Shin logout]

God of Hope: "Thank you Fran-chan, For helping me to convince him."

Kuroneko: "It's okay Naruto-san, Shin is a good boy inside. He is the kind of person who priority his family first rather than other but don't worry he still care about other too even in his way."

God of Hope: "I know about that but that brat is too extreme when it's about his family."

Evil Spirit: "Fufu... That's what makes him special than another man."

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"My fate is sealed Jiraiya. I am one of the people who do not deserve forgiveness and happiness in my life, My sole purpose is to be killed by my brother and activate his true power to protect Konoha." Itachi said full of regret.

"You think when your brother knows the truth he will protect Konoha? No! He will search for retribution for you and destroy this village Itachi." Jiraiya uttered the truth about him.

"I know... I already created a plan when that possibility gonna happen to him." Itachi already prepared everything to make sure Sasuke would side with Konoha.

"Brainwash is not the way, What difference are you and the old-timer who forces you to do... Horrific thing for your family. I believe there is another way to do it even reconciliation with your brother too." Robin still has hopes to resolve the issue with his brother.

"How?"

"We need to go to my friend's place, let's talk over to solve your problem."

•

The sound of a sword clash can be heard from Riverside.

"You are not Bad!"

"I say the same to you too!!! It's rare to find a swordswoman this strong like you, Tell me your name before I kill you." Kisame asks about her identity.

"My name is Esdeath, remember the name of who gonna send you to the afterlife," Esdeath answers his questions.

"Try escape from this, Water Style: Water Prison Jutsu!!!"

Kisame trapped Esdeath in a water bubble and stepped back.

"You think something like this can hold me?" Fire burst out from Esdeath's body and evaporated the water prison. "Vengeance Flame!" She conjure four orb of flame from her body.

Kisame grinned. "Your fire is no match against my water." He doing handseal and ready to execute something. "Water Style: Five Hungry  Shark!!!" He created five sharks from the water and attacked Esdeath with them.

Esdeath chuckled. "You soon will realise how foolish you are to face me with water but for now my fire is enough." She clashes the shark with her fireball, their attack is evenly matched.

"Your confidence is worthy to be praised but I do not even show you my true power." Kisame jumped into the river and did hand seal again. "Water Style: Exploding Water Shockwave!!!" He spits out of large volume of water from his mouth.

Esdeath smiles excitedly and touches the wave with her hand instead of running away, She freezes the wave of water instantly.

"Impossible!!! You are an ice-style user? I thought Yuki-Clan was already wiped out from existence." Kisame is shocked and now understands why this woman is saying that, Her power is the perfect counter for him.

"You show me some promise Kisame Hoshigaki and it's a waste to kill you, Let me offer you something," Esdeath smiling at him for some reason.

"Offer me something? What is this offer?"

"Follow me in the Path of Conqueror!!! Pledge yourself to me and I will show you the new world you never thought existed!!!" Esdeath said while releasing her diabolical aura, the pressure so great even Kisame is surprised to think someone like her exists in this world.

"New world? Kukuku... very Interesting. It will require some time to consider your offer to me Esdeath. My boss you know? Is called as God by his people and I don't dare to double cross him now except you show me you are someone who can defy the God." Kisame told her the reason why he could not accept her offer.

"I can wait until you settle your mind to become my subordinates and I want to test my power to this God you speak now." Esdeath yearns to fight this God Kisame feared.

"You are a terrifying individual Esdeath." Kisame grinned and sensed Konoha's ninja coming to his location. "I think it's time for me to leave."

Esdeath nodded. "Just speak with Jiraiya when you have your answer."

"Sure, I keep that in mind. Farewell... for now." Kisame submerges in the river and escapes from Konoha.

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[Mission Complete]

[Special Reward Gifted for successfully persuading Uchiha Itachi to your side]

[10.000© will be shared]

[4000© + 1 Suprise Box + 1 World Travel Ticket For Robin]

[3000© + 1 Suprise Box For Esdeath]

[3000© + 1 Suprise Box For Jiraiya]

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(For Itachi case will be shown in my other story named Traveller, Not gonna display the full version here)

•

(One week later)

Unknown Place

Kuoh, Japan

Satria waiting for someone while smoking cigarettes, He wearing a black hoodie jacket in place outside the residence area until he spots three silhouettes entering the abandoned factory.

Three people come closer to him, They are the ones Satria waiting for here.

"You are the Kokabiel?" Satria asks the figure to confirm his identity.

"Yes, It's me... As promised I will buy the sword with twenty-five million dollars." Kokabiel shows the copper full of money to him. 

"Who are they? I believe... I told you to come here alone Mr. Kokabiel." Satria notices two females in black attire behind him.

"It's not my first rodeo Mr. Satria, No one ever comes alone especially dealing with a mysterious individual such as you," Kokabiel tells his reason.

"Fair enough." Satria takes out the Excalibur from his inventory skills.

Kokabiel guards doing a battle stance when realize the man in front of them is not a normal person, and Satria does the same.

"Please calm down!!! We gonna trade our money with your Excalibur now okay? In three seconds counting, we let go of our things together. You ready?" Kokabiel asked Satria and he nodded in deal.

"1."

"2."

"3."

Satria takes the copper very fast same as Kokabiel take the sword from Satria.

Satria counted the money while Kokabiel examined the sword.

"It's... the Real Excalibur Destruction, You sure trade this legendary weapon with money?" Kokabiel surprised.

"Why not? You pay in full surprisingly, Thank you for your business Mr. Kokabiel and calm down girl everything is under control." Satria speaks on a communication device in his shirt collar.

"You too Mr Satria, I Thought it was a scam or something like that but you proving me wrong and I hate violence by the way." Kokabiel smiled and did a handshake with him. "I definitely will give your online store a five-star rating later."

"Thank you for your purchase and I truly despise violence same as you Mr Kokabiel, If I may ask why do you need this weapon so badly?" Satria asks his reason.

"I need this weapon to change the world," Kokabiel answered him.

"It's an amazing dream Mr. Kokabiel. Never forget this one always supports you." Satria praised his dream.

"Thank you, Mr Satria, Now we excuse ourselves. Goodbye." Kokabiel and his minion leave him with a delighted feeling. 'Now five Excalibur fragments already in my hand! The time biblical faction eradicated by me is near.'

•

"You are crazy hubby to sell Excalibur to Kokabiel," Valiana said while walking beside him.

"Fufu... Satria always does something unthinkable by everyone, You realized this gonna boost your enemy's power right?" Kurumi asks him.

"Hmph! That toy can't pose any threat to our Danna-sama." Kiyohime very confident at her husband's power eclipses these stupid crows.

"Not my enemy but Koneko's enemy, He is a fine guy and my favourite customer after all. No way I can deem him an enemy and every one of his action spout big hatred for his faction. Are you not interested in what makes him like this girl?" Satria wants to figure out the motive behind Kokabiel's madness.

"Really? What Azazel tell me, He just turned crazy after the war ended." Valiana doesn't have much information about Kokabiel except what Azazel told her.

"Idiot Girl." Satria bongs her head with his fist.

"It's hurt hubby, Stop hitting my head!!!" Valiana rubs her head because of the pain.

"This Azazel is a snake don't trust all his word, He type of person who hides skeletons in his closet and someone who must control everyone under his palm." Satria scolded her for not being naive.

"What should we do now darling?" Kurumi asks him.

Satria smirked. "Let's enjoy the show."

•

Kuoh Academy

Kuoh, Japan

"How long till it's done, Valper?" Kokabiel sits on his throne asking the archbishop who is now in the process of merging the holy sword.

"No more than five minutes," Valper replied to his boss. 

Rias Peerage and two exorcists coming in a hurry to stop Kokabiel's action.

"What... in the world?" Rias sense tremendous holy power coming from the Excalibur.

The archbishop has an evil smile when sees the sword almost completely merged. "It's time to make these five holy sword into one!"

Satria holds his laughter when sees Rias and friend's spooked face, He opens the dimensional chat and lives streaming this to liven up the show because he is sure someone will be triggered by this.

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[Shin Online]

Shin: "Want to hear a joke? @King."

King of Knight: "What do you mean by joke?"

[Shin Open Livestreaming]

Shin: "Excalibur in my world is broken and become 7 pieces, Someone bad here wants to combine 5 of them into one for evil purposes."

King of Knight: "How my Excalibur is broken? And Worstly used by people like them?"

God of Hope: "Calm down dear, Damn you @Shin, You interrupted our good moment."

Shin: "I'm sorry?"

Pervert Sage: "Dear? You and her is an item now Naruto?"

God of Hope: "Yes?"

Kazuma-Sama: "Damn you, From now on I'm calling you Naruto the Player!!!"

God of Hope: "Don't call me with Weird Nickname you Bastard!"

King of Knight: "Language! @God."

God of Hope: "Sorry dear."

Pervert Sage: "You are my best student Naruto, I'm proud of you 😭."

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Kokabiel the Angel of Stars and one leader of Fallen Angel smirked while sitting on his throne, His target finally showed up.

'This is the beginning of the second Great War haha... hahaha!!!'

To be continued. 

•

Side Story: No force can't tear us apart

Satria stared sharply at his future self, His future self did the same too.

They do it until someone opens the door, It's a four teenager with a school uniform.

"Why is this old man looking at his clone like that?" The white-haired boy with an undercut hair model who wears his high school uniform like a bad boy asks people in the room.

"Ayah!!! Please... give us money to buy snacks." The twins with blue hair similar to their mother ask for money from their fathers and give Satria their puppy eyes.

"Don't give these two any money Otou-Sama before they finish their homework." The girl who looks like Kiyohime grabs their shirt collar and drags them somewhere.

"Noooo!!! I don't want to study it's very boring. Please help us, Ayah or Bunda!!!" The twins whined together.

"Uhhh... Kiyohime-san daughter is too strict and forgives your Bunda for abandoning you both my dear." the blue-haired woman with twin tails acted sad.

"Good luck kiddo." Satria Future has a nervous smile.

Kiyohime twitches. "It's your fault for always spoiling your kids, They become sluggish like you."

The white-haired boy snickered. 'Idiot, Let's back to my room before problems befall me.'

"Stop!"

"Oh shit!"

"..."

The woman with long straight blue hair smiled evilly at him.

"My dear son~ sit down here please." She told him to sit beside her.

"Hehe... What do you need from me, my beloved mom?" He puts a puppy face on his face and acts innocent in front of his mother.

She iron grabs his face and inflicts pain upon him even to someone inside his body.

"Wa!!! Wa!!! Wa!!! Stop!!! I am sorry Mommy!!!"

"Why me too?! I am not even doing anything!!!"

"Don't play the fool, my stupid son, How much you lost money from the betting site and you reek of smoke again, Did you do it at school?"

"It's just... 600$ and because they play super bad. I almost won... Fuck M.U. for the waste opportunity. Now I officially become their hater and I am smoking outside the school not inside, Mom." He answers his mother's questions.

She became more angry when heard his stupid excuse and tightened her grip on his face.

"So hurt!!! Ampun!!! I promise not to do that again Mom!!!"

"What is my fault ended up with this idiot?!" His brother inside wondering.

"You Moron! I told you not to bet to clown team and use that magic to remove the smell, You are stupid beyond comprehensive." Satria future insults his son only to get slapped in the face by a white-haired woman with a sailor uniform beside him.

"What is this magic? Can you teach me?" Satria is interested but instantly glared at by all the women inside the room. "Forget it."

"What kind of mischievous do you teach him dearly? I must disciple you once again look like?" The white-haired woman with the most powerful dragon's aura said to him.

Satria's future has a pale face when hears his wife want to punish him again.

"This family is Chaos and Fun!!! We need to catch them like Pokémon Satria." Fatalis said.

"Ugh... I don't know about it." Satria begins to be frightened of being surrounded only by a scary woman in his life.

"Ehem! Can we back to the topic? We need to talk with him about the effects of his travelling in the future." A blonde-haired woman who has an aura like a King wants straight the topic.

They all nodded in agreement. 

"Go back to your room, We will talk again later." She released her iron grip from her son's face.

"There... is more?"

"Of course, You think I lead this slide easily my cute boy?"

"Hmph!" He walks with a sulking face and goes to his room.

"Now... you sit." The long blue-haired woman with straight hair orders him.

"Okay."

"Do you understand the consequence of your time travelling?"

"I... Know about it."

"Then... why still do it?"

"Because I'm curious about my ability and want to test it."

She sighed. "Please use your power wisely from now on okay? I don't want the future to change and our reality to become nonexistent. Do you want that to happen to our family?"

Satria shakes his head. "No... I am sorry." He apologised with a whimpering face.

'He the same hubby huh?' The woman with twin-tailed blue hair is glad there is no change in his personality.

'Ugh... That face sometimes makes me can't stay angry at him.' The white-haired lady with a sailor uniform said.

'How cute~ I want to do that to him again when see him like this.' The white-haired dragon lady already wants to eat him in different ways.

'No... I can't be soft with him, Hold it myself!!! King as I cannot show any weakness even to my husband.' She has a conflicted face.

"Listen to her and stop being Idiot from now on. You must learn from the amazing me as an example." Satria future has a smug smile on him making other sweat drop.

'You one to talk Idiot!' Everyone who heard him said together internally.

"Huh?! No way I want to become a silly person like you. Fuck you!!!" Satria gave him the middle finger as an insult.

"Huh? Want to fight?! I am professional when about beating morons like you." Satria future gets closer to him in an instant but is stopped by the chain from Blonde Woman.

"Satria behave! Now you know your mistake go home and be sure to summon me okay? You are hopeless when I'm not around you." the blonde woman said to him.

The long blue-haired girl creates a portal and grabs his collar. "Goodbye, for now. Be sure to find us okay? We waiting for you dear."  She threw him inside the portal.

"Wait! I have not yet asked your name!!! Waaaa!!!" His sound was gone when the girl closed the portal and sent him to his timeline with a strange device.

Side End.