NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 66
Chapter 66: You Are Here For A Haircut!
Saw the fat monk come in.
The little monk put down the electric fader in his hand, folded his hands and bent over to the fat monk: “Host…”
In this temple, the little monk is a newcomer who has just arrived.
According to the regulations, even if someone wants to become a monk, the fat monk should call the shots.
But as soon as the little monk saw Xia Chen’s sad face and thought about his tragic fate, he couldn’t bear it.
He simply made an opinion on his own and helped Xia Chen shave.
I’ll talk about it when the fat monk comes back from outside.
After all, monks take compassion as their heart.
The little monk believes in the fat monk, and he will definitely forgive himself for doing this.
And the Buddha will forgive him.
The little monk didn’t hear what the fat monk just said.
So I want to convey what happened to the fat monk.
But did not expect.
He just spoke.
The fat monk stretched out his right hand and stopped him.
Seeing the fat monk’s movements, the little monk took a breath, took a step to the side, and then stopped talking.
The fat monk took a deep breath, then walked to Xia Chen: “Amitabha… Little benefactor, we meet again…”
Hear the fat monk’s words.
The audience was surprised that the two had really met before!
It seems that Xia Chen is really not the first time here.
And Xia Chen.
Looking at the fat monk in front of him, an unknown embarrassment appeared on his face.
Then he said with a trembling voice: “High monk… I really thought about it this time…”
“I…I have decided to convert to Buddhism!!!”
Xia Chen’s voice fell.
The audience began to pray in their hearts, praying that this time, the fat monk could persuade Xia Chen to go back.
But suddenly.
The fat monk twitched the corners of his mouth and said, “Can you stop pretending to me…”
Even the Buddha beads that he held in his hand.
There was also a “squeak, squeak” sound.
???
The sudden change of fat and 700 still.
Confuse the audience.
The current fat monk still looks like an eminent monk just now.
What do you mean when you grit your teeth and look at Xia Chen?
shit!
The beads in your hand are about to be crushed by you! Damn it!
You are such an eminent monk!
It’s just like a demon monk!
Do you really want to eat Xia Chen?!
But Xia Chen seemed to have not seen any changes in the fat monk at all.
Blinking his big eyes, he said innocently: “Master, what are you talking about, why can’t I understand…”
The fat monk took a deep breath, continued to close his eyes and muttered: “Namo Amitabha…’
The little monk who had been standing by the side saw this.
He stepped forward and said to the fat monk: “Host, this little donor has a very miserable life experience.”
“He’s an orphan…maybe he has seen through the outside world, that’s why he wants to become a monk and follow the Buddha.
“Otherwise… let’s keep him…”
After the little monk finished speaking, he glanced at Xia Chen with pity.
The voice fell.
The fat monk opened his eyes.
He ignored the little monk.
Instead, he pointed at Xia Chen and said tremblingly: “You said… how many times are you here?!
!!!
“Fuck! Why did this monk suddenly speak dirty words?!”
“Grass! Even if Xia Chen can’t think about it, and always wants to become a monk, a monk like you can’t swear!
“I’ll go, I can see at first glance that this monk is not a good person!”
“What… is this still a monk?!!!”
“Could it be… this fat monk wants to persuade Xia Chen back in this way???”
“Er…if that’s the case, I’ll forgive him for swearing…”
“As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? I can’t imagine that this fat monk would break the precepts and say swear words in order to get Xia Chen back.”5
“Tsk tsk tsk, sure enough, we don’t understand the thoughts of the eminent monks!”
“Xia Chen, come back soon… The eminent monk swears because of you…”
At this time, the little monk also came back to his senses.
As the host, the fat monk is like a role model in his heart.
But just now…
The example in his heart actually broke the rules and said swear words?!
I’m kicking the weed!
what’s going on…
Xia Chen looked at the fat monk who was shaking all over in front of him.
I thought about it for a while, and then said harmlessly: “Uh… I forgot…”
“You…you…” The fat monk pointed at Xia Chen, and started to circle around him: “You are the eighth time…”
“Are you finished, huh?!”
Everyone was shocked.
Unexpectedly, Xia Chen has so many times that she can’t think of it and wants to go to the monkhood.
But immediately, everyone put down their worries.
The fat monk was able to persuade Xia Chen to go back seven times.
Then this time will definitely be no exception.
On Xia Chen’s side, looking at the monk who was circling around him, he blinked and said, “Master, I really want to understand this time!
The fat monk froze: “You…you fart!!!”
Now the fat monk, his whole body is shaking, obviously there is a strong anger in his heart.
to this end.
The audience couldn’t help but be moved.
Look at this monk!
In order to persuade Xia Chen to go back, how real!
Not to mention, I really thought he wanted to eat Xia Chen.
Sudden.
The fat monk’s voice became trembling: “Seven… seven times…”
“The labor and management have shaved you seven times…”
“You’re so… so… let me use the electric fader to push you through every time…”
“Every time I just push you, you just say you regret it…”
“Labor and management… I figured it out last time…”
Hear the fat monk’s words.
All the viewers are dumbfounded…
合(cibf) Xia Chen wanted to become a monk seven times before, but you didn’t persuade him once, all Xia Chen regretted it???
#…
and many more…
All of a sudden, everyone seemed to understand something…
The fat monk gritted his teeth, and a tear of grievance flowed from the corner of his eyes.
“You are here for a free haircut!!!”
???
Hear the fat monk’s words.
All the viewers are like stupid.
In their minds, before school, Sun Yuxin said the last sentence to Xia Chen: Xia Chen, your hair is a little long…
Everything…everyone suddenly understands everything.
Why did you come to the temple for a haircut?
You kept your head down, so you were trying to figure out how to get the fat monk to cut your hair again?!
shit!
No wonder you suddenly feel relieved when you see the little monk in the main hall!
It turned out to be a new monk, can you start fooling people again in an open and honest way?!
No wonder the fat monk saw that you kept closing your eyes and taking deep breaths, reciting Amitabha in your mouth, and even breaking the precepts and swearing.
If this were replaced by someone else, I would have been pissed off already!
“Fuck…Fuck! I’m so…”
“Grass! Xia Chen played all of us???”
“Gan! I’m so anxious to cry! Finally tell me you just want a haircut?!
“What’s the matter… This kid’s acting is too real.. Look at his expression just now! It’s like being abandoned by the whole world!
“Damn it! Damn it! I’m a pig’s brain… Why can’t I understand such a simple truth!”
“???… Want to understand?! You just made me grow ten more heads! I can’t even think of going to a temple for a haircut!”
“Grass! I’ve already booked my plane ticket… I still want to find Xia Chen, I’ll refund it now, I should still have time…”
“Don’t…don’t back…”
“Why don’t you go back?”
“Let’s form a group, let’s help Xia Chen become a monk together…”
“Uh…good idea…”
“Count me in…I’m going to book a flight right now…”
Zhang Yimou looked at Xia Chen on the screen.
Shaking his hands, he took out the quick-acting heart pills from his pocket for the Nth time.
This time, he didn’t even count.
He directly opened the cap of the vial, and poured all of it into his mouth.
This is so…
It’s really exciting to play…
Liu Ruoxue, Zhao Xue, and Liu Tianshun sat in the car with dark faces.
After taking a deep breath.
Liu Ruoxue looked up at the nearby temple.
Just because of Xia Chen.
Zhao Xue and Liu Tianshun talked about her the whole way.
If it wasn’t for her not picking up Xia Chen, Xia Chen wouldn’t think about going to the monkhood.
Said that Liu Ruoxue was aggrieved and almost burst into tears.
Well, who would have thought that Xia Chen suddenly wanted to become a monk.
The result is now good.
The scolding is over.
The three are coming soon…
So why did you go there just for a haircut?!
Not only Liu Ruoxue.
Everyone in the live room felt like a fool.
Many people thought about how anxious they were for Xia Chen just now, and called themselves a fool!
in the temple.
When Xia Chen saw her true thoughts, she was so directly pierced by the fat monk.
The whole person was stunned for a moment.
Then he smiled and said to the fat monk, “Uh…that…”
“Look at why my hair gets shorter every time I walk out of the temple…”
“that……
“It means that the Buddha solved 3,000 troubles for me~”
“Then who solves 3,000 troubles for me every time~”
“It’s you, the eminent monk~”
“And… and Buddha said… that helping others is to be happy with yourself…”
audience:
“Xia Chen cow beep!!!”