NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 67
Chapter 67: When Liu Ruoxue Arrives, Are You A Monk Or A Buddha?!
Hear what Xia Chen said.
All the audience were stunned for a moment.
Then collectively called “Xia Chen Niubi”!
This reaction…
It’s absolutely amazing!!!
really.
Look at the fat monk at this time.
When I heard what Xia Chen said, all the flesh on my body stopped shaking.
Then stood in place, savoring what Xia Chen just said.
Buddha solved three thousand troubles for him…
And every time I cut his hair, it was me!
shit!
Then didn’t this kid just say that I am the Buddha…
Today’s kids…
Do you like telling the truth so much?!
The fat monk’s face gradually filled with a smile.
Then he put his hands together, bent down and said to Xia Chen, “Amitabha… The little benefactor is surprised by what he said…”
“How can I replace the Buddha and help you get rid of the three thousand troubles…”
Although the fat monk’s words were telling Xia Chen that he couldn’t compare to Buddha at all.
But the look on his face now.
It’s obviously saying: yes yes yes! You are right! I am the Buddha! Go on!
Seeing the fat monk’s expression, Xia Chen couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, on the way when I came, I thought of a reason.
Otherwise, the gang would not be able to coax this fat monk for a while.
Come back to your senses.
Xia Chen imitated the fat monk, and also bent over with his hands folded and said: “Buddha said, everyone is a Buddha.”5
“And in my heart, you are the Buddha.”
Hear what Xia Chen said.
The smile on the fat monk’s face deepened a little.
Because in the Buddhist scriptures, there really is such a sentence.
Although it doesn’t say that, it probably means the same thing.
I saw the fat monk continue to say: “I can’t believe that the little benefactor has even studied Buddhist scriptures. It’s good~good~”
“???”
At this time, Xia Chen was a little silly.
I have studied the Buddhist scriptures for chicken feathers…
I won’t make up a sentence, it’s really what the Buddha said…
shit…
This is a mess…
Since the fat monks thought so, Xia Chen definitely couldn’t slap his own face.
Xia Chen continued: “The content of the Buddhist scriptures touched me deeply.
“That’s why every time I get rid of three thousand troubles, I think about coming here.”
“Amitabha Buddha ~ good~” the fat monk said with a smile on his face: “Little donor, since you have such a feeling, then I will replace the Buddha again and remove your three thousand troubles.”
Hearing the fat monk’s words, Xia Chen said with a smile: “If that’s the case, then there is a Lao monk!
At the same time, I thought in my heart: the white prostitution is successful!
The fat monk returned: “In the words of the little benefactor, crossing people is equivalent to crossing yourself.
“Idiot! Help me get the electric fader, and I will help the little benefactor to remove 3,000 troubles for the Buddha.
Crazy crime is the name of the little monk.
The little monk standing next to the two at this time.
He was stunned already.
what a…
A student spends a long time with me just wanting me to help him get a free haircut?
and also…
Fat monk, weren’t you very angry just now…
How could a student be coaxed by a few words!
shit!
Now you want to take the initiative to help someone get a haircut?!
Seeing the little monk, he didn’t move.
The fat monk frowned and said, “Idiot!
The little monk came back to his senses: “Oh oh oh, okay… host…”
“The electric fader is here…”
The audience in the live broadcast room, watching Xia Chen and the fat monk, didn’t know what to say for a while.
Xia Chen will not talk about it, after all, his sleazy operation is not one or two times…
The crowd slowed down after a while.
You are such a special temple host.
Let a child say a few flattering words, what’s the matter like this…
Doesn’t it mean that monks should have no desires???
Just when everyone was speechless.
Xia Chen has already bent down, ready to let the fat monk cut his hair.
Sudden!
A figure ran in from outside the main hall.
Xia Chen looked curiously, and saw Liu Ruoxue with a dark face, appearing in Xia Chen’s eyes.
Turning around, Xia Chen and the panting Liu Ruoxue looked at each other.
Seeing Liu Ruoxue coming, the audience immediately began to discuss.
“Wow~ What happened to Officer Liu…”
“Then needless to say, he must be trying to stop Xia Chen from becoming a monk!”
“Hahaha, it turns out that we are not the worst. Officer Liu is much worse than us.”
“Oops! I’m in a good mood in an instant! Hahaha, I have to say, Officer Liu is really fast!”
“I ran over in a hurry and tried to stop Xia Chen from becoming a monk, but he just got a haircut?! Hahaha.””
“Giggle, I feel sorry for Officer Liu for a second…”
“You guys are going too far! Officer Liu is so anxious that he can still laugh… But I really want to laugh~ Hahaha. 99
“Officer Liu! It’s up to you to teach Xia Chen a lesson!”
“That’s right! It’s hurting a group of us in such a hurry…”
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obviously.
The appearance of Liu Ruoxue made many viewers feel at ease in an instant.
Why are you in a hurry in front of the screen?
Look at the police officer Liu.
How long did it take to arrive at Xia Chen’s place~
Just when everyone wanted to see how Liu Ruoxue was going to teach Xia Chen a lesson.
Xia Chen said lightly: “Liu Damei… Are you a monk or a Buddhist…”
If you want to become a monk, you have to go to a nunnery…
“Uh… if you ask the Buddha, are you asking for marriage?”
“That’s right…you’ve been single and no one wants you, you must have been in a hurry…”
“But if you are looking for marriage, I still suggest you go to the Bodhisattva…”
“After all, this Buddha…”
Xia Chen’s words were not finished yet.
The dark-faced Liu Ruoxue roared directly and said, “I’m begging you so much!!!
I was scolded for a long time because of you, and I was almost beaten by a mixed doubles.
Why are you still here asking me if I am a monk or a Buddhist?!
With a huge roar, everyone felt that the entire hall was shaken.
The faces of the fat monk and the young monk were instantly filled with fear.
shit…
This female donor looks very good-looking…how is she still a devil…
Looking at the angry Liu Ruoxue.
Xia Chen looked bewildered: “Then…then you came to become a monk???”
“What’s the matter with you… What can’t you think of and talk to me…”
“I’ll help you clear up…”
“If you… ugh! It hurts! Damn it!!!””
“Hey, hey! Big sister! My schoolbag…”
Xia Chen’s words were not finished yet.
Liu Ruoxue directly grabbed his ear, picked up the schoolbag on the ground, and pulled Xia Chen out.
Seeing such a scene, countless audiences exhaled.
“Hahaha, Xia Chen, you have today too~”
・・・・Seeking flowers・・・
“How dare you ask Officer Liu whether he is a monk or a Buddhist, it’s funny to me…”
‘Officer Liu! Just teach him a good lesson! Hahaha, let him play all of us!
“Relieve your anger! Hmph, I just saw Xia Chen want to become a monk, and I was so anxious to cry!”
“Work harder! Officer Liu! Let this kid have a good memory!”
“Xia Chen~ You take care of yourself! My brother won’t pray for you this time!”
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Looking at Xia Chen’s back.
The little monk said in a trembling voice, “Host… Shall we go and save the little benefactor…”
“This witch…will it hurt her…”
The fat monk who came back to his senses raised one hand and said, “Ah… Amitabha…”
“If you want to save yourself, go save yourself…
Liu Ruoxue is not easy to mess with…
And the two still know each other, save a ball.
Little monk: “”
“Huh? You think I’m really going to be a monk???””
Xia Chen, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said in shock.
Liu Ruoxue, who was driving, and Zhao Xue and Liu Tianshun who were sitting behind nodded helplessly.
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Just now I found out that Xia Chen was here to get a haircut.
Although the three felt speechless for a while.
But Zhao Xue still let Liu Ruoxue in and brought Xia Chen back.
Now a few people are going to take Xia Chen to get a haircut first…
See the expressions of the three.
Xia Chen said with a smile: “please, I have nothing to do, what do I do as a monk…”
Xia Chen went to the temple for a haircut, purely because of the uncle’s haircut skills at the gate of the community, which really made him not complimented.
Have you ever seen a man with a thousand degrees of myopia and presbyopia who cut his hairstyle with scissors all the way…
Xia Chen has seen.
And that person is himself.
It is said that the hairstyle cut by the uncle is the same as the surface of Mars.
That’s all a compliment to that uncle.
As for other barbershops, Xia Chen is sometimes too lazy to go.
So the temple became another option for Xia Chen.
Hear what Xia Chen said.
The audience in the live broadcast room directly called Mom to sell the batch…
Who just pretended to be pitiful at the little monk…
Who is shouting that he wants to become a monk?
Put up your pants and don’t accept the account?!
After a moment.
Xia Chen changed into a new issue and a new dress, and sat in the western restaurant with Liu Ruoxue and the three waiting for the waiter to serve the meal.
Look at Xia Chen who is sitting opposite.
Zhao Xue praised and said: “As expected of my brother, he is handsome~”
Hearing Zhao Xue’s words, Liu Ruoxue turned to look at Xia Chen who was sitting next to her, and nodded involuntarily.
Even the audience in the live broadcast room sighed.
Look at people who are 18 years old, when I was 18 years old, I still had a big nose!
As for the farce that Xia Chen wanted to become a monk just now.
The audience had already left it behind.
Even many people now admire Xia Chen.
Being able to go to a temple to get a haircut for free, this kind of thing has never been done in a TV drama!
I saw Xia Chen and the other four started to eat.
Many viewers think that Xia Chen’s live broadcast today is just like that.
After dinner, Liu Ruoxue sent Xia Chen home, and then closed the live broadcast.
But suddenly!
The two people sitting at the table next to Xia Chen made many viewers’ eyes light up!
because of one of them.
It was Liu Ruoxue’s previous blind date, Wang Jian! People.