Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0075_The written test is over

On that day, I finally reached a consensus with Sister Mao: I will not tell her little secret, and she will not make it difficult for me.

Sister Mao said: "No matter what, I can't embarrass a sister-in-law...baby because of this kind of thing."

The voice turned really bluntly, it sounded like 'Little Gua Wa'.

At that time, I was used to the misunderstanding caused by my appearance, and calmly reciprocated: "Me too, I can't talk about the privacy of the girl's family with the big brother."

Senior Sister Mao snorted: "Don't think that I don't know you guys, don't you talk about girls in private?"

Generally speaking you are right, but I prefer to talk about men.I thought about the gender matching of Taoist couples in the cultivation world. The distribution of men and women, men and women, and women is quite even, so I said bluntly: "I like men."

Senior Sister Mao smiled: "How old are you? Even if you add your previous life, you are only at the age of the Foundation Establishment Stage. Let me tell you, Second Young Master, don't think about Taoist companions so early, at least after the Golden Core Stage. The foundation building period is out of the question. Finding a Taoist partner is not like getting married to an ordinary person. If something goes wrong, you will leave. Be good, listen to what Senior Sister says, and wait until you reach Senior Sister’s cultivation level before considering whether you want a male Taoist companion or a female Taoist companion. However, if you look like this, if you want a female Taoist companion... Well, everything is possible. It depends on human efforts. Don’t despair .”

Me: "..." I didn't like men only after I grew up like this, I'm so desperate.Oh, from this point of view, the memory of my previous life is still useful, at least it proves that my sexual orientation is formed from the heart rather than forced.

Recalling my first acquaintance with Senior Sister Mao, I calmly glanced at Senior Brother, got up and walked out of the examination room.

...It’s actually not that cool, because the written test is over and the test is not over yet, and I and other candidates who handed in the papers in advance have to wait aside, yawning and waiting for the next test to start.

Oh, mostly I was yawning.Since I was born in this life, the schedule is too regular and good, and I have lost the ability to stay up late.But judging from the Yunxia Sect's examination arrangement, maybe I have to train myself to find it.In the future, when you go out to do tasks, such as hunting monsters, you can't just hunt during the day?What if you encounter a nocturnal one?

I was wandering there, and the No.3 young master also handed in the paper ahead of time and came to my side.

I looked at him inexplicably, wondering what he meant.Although my face is good-looking, I have always been unresponsive to his sarcastic remarks. He looks like a young master who was raised by others, should he have given up approaching me long ago?Is it a shaking m?But it's not that shaking s can't satisfy him.

"I've thought about it," the young master said, "I still think we should get to know each other formally."

I look at him.

Young Master: "My name is Shi Bolin."

Me: "I know."

Master: "No, no, that's not the process. I mean, I introduce myself, then you introduce yourself, and then we officially become friends."

I:"……"

Young Master: "A friend's ceremony."

I:"……"

0076_very persistent

Apparently I am not the only one who finds Master Shi Bolin hard to understand. As soon as he finished speaking, there were several bursts of laughter from around.You know, just finished the written test, and are waiting for the next test that I don't know what it is. Most people are panicking, and they can still be laughed at by the young master just like this, which shows that young master Shi is quite talented.

I was also moved by his perseverance. At his request, I said, "My name is Pei Lin. Hello."

Young Master Shi was moved: "So we are friends?"

Is this how friends are not friends?This young master is really worrying.Out of pity for his IQ, I said, "That's fine."

"Then let's celebrate with a warm hug like a friend!" the young master said enthusiastically.

... I take back my regrets, this young master is trying his best to pretend to be stupid just to eat tofu.

After the young master said he wanted to hug me, he opened his arms and hugged me. When I held my right hand, a sword that was not spiritual but definitely sharp enough lay between me and him.

——When my storage artifact is fake, believe it or not, I will attract a rain of nails every minute and pierce you full of holes?

The young master braked urgently, I straightened the sword again, so that the point of the sword was facing his throat, the young master smiled dryly and took two steps back: "Please calm down, beauty, I was just joking."

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "It's funny, how about we celebrate with warm blood?"

Young Master: "That...it's very good, let's butcher a chicken...yes, butcher a chicken. Let me tell you, beauty, I know a kind of formation, and roast chicken is especially delicious. I'll make it for you eat."

"Okay, is there a share for those who see it?"

The young master paused for a moment when he heard the words, then turned his head slowly, and saw the senior brother who said that sentence standing behind him and smiling at him.

"Of course, those who see it have a share." The young master gritted his teeth and added, "But except for the beauties, everyone else has to bring their own chickens."

"No problem." The elder brother said, and then raised his voice, "The next exam is at Yunyuan Peak in the southwest, all candidates please board the flying boat. After a whole day of exams, I think you can eat with dry food Stomach hungry, but also a bit hungry? Now the opportunity has come, Yunyuan Peak is a hunting peak, which maintains the original ecology and is rich in food. You can choose your favorite prey there, process it yourself, and eat whatever you want.”

After finishing speaking, he returned to normal volume and smiled at Master Shi Bolin: "I think your formation can be used for more than roasting chicken?"

Master: "There are more than that, but the roast chicken is the best I cook."

Senior brother: "Then Pei Meiren must try it today."

The young master was happy: "Yes, yes, yes, the beauty must try my specialty dishes, and my brother must also come together."

Eldest brother: "Then I won't be polite."

Me: "..." The two of you hit it off so quickly... I don't even bother to talk about senior brother, but Young Master Shi, why do I want to doubt your IQ again?Are you really stupid or fake stupid?Alas... I think people are really not very good at it.

0077_blur

The official name of Hunting Peak, Yunyuan Peak, although the common name only refers to hunting and the focus is on animals, but the plants inside are actually very rich. Of course, there is no problem if you are full, as long as you don’t get predated by the animals and plants inside.

The content of the second test was rather vague. What the elder brother said was: "Please do what you like to do in the next two hours. As long as you don't leave Yunyuan Peak, you can do anything."

——Here is a digression. Regarding timing, there are hours, minutes, seconds, a stick of incense, a cup of tea, time, year, month, day, etc.I was quite confused when I first heard the monks say "hour". After all, everyone is wearing ancient costumes, but the words are so dramatic, it seems like a logical idol costume drama.Later, I read history books and realized that it doesn’t mean that people around me wear ancient costumes, which means that I have traveled to ancient times.

I asked the big brother: "What do you like to do?"

The elder brother smiled without saying a word.

"This is an exam, Second Young Master." Another senior reminded me.

I rubbed my forehead: Eldest brother always came to my side, and even gossiped with Young Master Shi, I ignored that he was actually here to invigilate the exam.

Wait, since he is the invigilator, then he...

"It's impossible for you to sit at the same table with Shi Bolin and eat grilled chicken, right?" The invigilator and the candidates are mixed together for the exam, so who gets the result?

Eldest brother: "Guess."

...You play slowly by yourself, I will not accompany you.

0078_ split action

In fact, many people have choice disorder, the difference is only in the degree of severity.Given an exam paper to write, although the candidates may be stumped by the questions, at least they all raced against time to answer the questions without distraction. However, when the content of the exam was unclear, many people were at a loss and stood in place looking around to see what others were doing.

But there are also people who are not at a loss, such as No.1 brother, he walked deep into the forest without hesitation, following his actions, several people made the same choice, or walked behind No.1 brother , or choose another direction to avoid contradictions.

Master Shi Bolin was also not at a loss. After the elder brother announced the rules, he immediately looked around, but not to observe others, but...

"There are no mortal beasts here?" He said disappointedly.

Isn't this nonsense, the place Yunxiazong uses as a practical training ground for its disciples, what are they doing with a bunch of mortal beasts?Do you really want to bake it?

"For spirit beasts, I can't handle the taste well." Young Master Shi looked at me in embarrassment.

Me: "Sorry, I can't go with you for these two hours."

Young Master Shi was shocked: "Why? Didn't we agree to go together..." He looked up at the sky, "Didn't we have supper together?"

You go to the senior brother who agreed to you, but I never agreed.I reasoned with him: "The rules let us do what we like. Although it is true that several people like the same thing and do it together, I am not very interested in the cooking you like. So if I go with you If I go to barbecue, then my exam will be cancelled."

I don't know how badly my answers to the subjective questions in the first round are, and I absolutely dare not be careless in the second round.Although I don't know how to do well in the exam, at least I have to make sure that I don't do things that I shouldn't do.

Young Master Shi: "Oh... oh, that's it..."

I said my farewell and left the main force. I am familiar with Hunting Peak, and I know where I am going, but when I left, Master Shi's downcast eyes made me feel inexplicably guilty. Pull [beep——] the sense of self-blame for the ruthless attack...

I must have been infected with Young Master Shi's stupid virus, and my brain is abnormal.