Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0349_ cheating, acting

Xie Qinwei's eyes twitched when he saw Xiaoyujian, and he firmly refused.It was Yuan Jing who asked, "Can I study?"

Of course, so I gave Xiaoyu Jian to her.

Xie Qinwei lowered his head while supporting his forehead.

Duan Zhe hadn't figured it out yet, and asked, "Isn't it good to be a tacit lover who keeps silent?"

Yan Gui kicked him, but Duan Zhe still insisted on asking for an answer.

The elder brother patiently explained: "Yuhe is a very flashy place. They look at the external beauty, regardless of the internal. They don't care whether a pair of lovers will live together forever, whether there is an inner tacit understanding, what they care about is whether a pair of lovers will No hugs, one jumping off the stairs saying 'catch me darling' and the other yelling 'I'll catch you darling' and actually catching it."

In Duan Zhe's expression of envy and disdain, the senior brother asked: "I asked you to understand Yuhe, what did you understand?"

Duan Zhe: "... understand the situation of force."

Big brother: "Oh, come on."

Faced with Yan Gui's sneer, Duan Zhe silently retreated to Yan Gui's side.

Senior brother: "You three groups must remember that unless there are rumors that the treasure is a beauty item, don't act like you care about the treasure. The more you don't care, the more likely Yuhe will send the treasure to you. Especially Junior Brother Pei. Be cold, keep cold."

Me: "... Oh."

Eldest brother: "The Loose Cultivator Alliance's actions will see each other when the time comes. Other sects will not believe that we are not going for the treasure, just like we cannot believe that their goal is not the treasure. Although we know each other well, However, we don't need to expose them, and they won't come to expose us. What we want to deceive together is Yuhe. When the treasure is deceived from Yuhe to the table, then there will be nothing to do with Yuhe. When the time comes, the sect will No matter how much you fight with each other, it doesn't matter if you stumbling each other, or cheating and abducting each other, each has its own ability, and you can fight as you usually do. But let me emphasize again, try not to use force if you can. It is best to do it When Dang Yuhe took out the treasure, it was directly handed over to us, and the other sects didn't even know it was the treasure."

The big brother concluded: "So, the key to this operation is to lie and act. Good acting skills will show their acting skills, and those with bad acting skills will try to mislead Yuhe to understand. If you can't do both, be quiet and listen to my instructions .”

Duan Zhe: "...Am I a thug who obeys orders?"

My sister: "What are you dissatisfied with? Me too."

Big brother: "Your direct commander is your younger brother."

My sister: "He can't act."

Eldest brother: "The true nature is enough to deceive people. Go and see the record of his last serial mission."

I:"……"

0350_endorsement task

After the meeting was over, Yan Luoli looked rather disappointed.

I can understand that there were nine people in the meeting, six of them were named and assigned tasks one by one by the senior brother, only Yan Luoli and Senior Sister Sang didn't.But Senior Sister Sang is the senior brother's partner, and the two of them probably had discussed it in private, so the only one who didn't have a mission was Yan Luoli, and it was clearly stated that she didn't need to do anything, just travel.

It's normal for young children to feel neglected and mopey, and even soothing toys won't heal a wounded heart.

She looked like she was about to cry, I thought about how she used to howl, and walked away silently...

Ah, comfort?Nope……

"Beauty junior brother, come here." The elder brother waved to me.

...Anyway, you just yell in informal places?I walked up to him in disbelief and stood beside my sister.

I already guessed what he was going to say...

"Popularize Yuhe's cultural environment, historical knowledge, important allusions, and everything she needs to know." The senior brother said to me, "After entering Yuhe, she must be able to talk to any ordinary Yuhe person. More than 10 minutes without revealing the lack of common sense. Although everyone in Yuhe knows that we are outsiders, as outsiders who come here for fame, we must not be ignorant of Yuhe.”

Me: "...only thirteen days left."

Big brother: "With the memory of a monk at the peak of Jindan, it takes [-] days to master the common sense knowledge of a secret realm. Is there any problem?"

My sister: "...Why do you look at Xiao Linzi and ask this question?"

Big brother: "Obviously, because I don't believe in your self-control in this regard."

Me: "So you would rather fantasize that I can overwhelm the Jindan stage in endorsement in a foundation-building stage? Or do you imagine that my father will help keep an eye on her?"

Eldest brother: "That's the problem between you two. I will see the results in thirteen days. If Pei Miao's common sense is not up to the mark, then you can exchange with Senior Sister Sang and let Senior Sister Sang protect Beauty Pei. You partner with me. I have already told Senior Sister Sang about this, and she has no objection, and is ready to switch partners. Do you understand?"

My sister: "...You still look at Xiao Linzi and ask, don't look at me..."

Eldest brother: "Thirteen days later, the general knowledge test, that's it, it's over." After finishing speaking, he left the two of us and walked towards Yan Luoli, who was already sobbing.

After formulating the endorsement tasks of the team members, it is necessary to appease the psychological problems of the team members.This is the daddy.

0351_endorsement

I looked at my sister: "You know, I don't know Senior Sister Sang at all, and I don't like getting along with strangers day and night."

My sister: "Actually, after being together for a long time, you will naturally get to know each other. Senior Sister Sang is serious and rational, and she speaks concisely, but when she needs to communicate, she never makes people overwhelmed. After all, she is the most popular heir to the head of the senior brother." Candidate, her conduct in the world..."

I stopped her from continuing to make excuses: "If I partner with Senior Sister Sang, I will definitely not provide you with any cosmetics, I mean anything, including daily skin care, shampoo and so on."

My sister: "Are you threatening me too?"

Me: "No, I'm just stating the facts. I'm just telling you that if something happens, something else must happen."

My sister was heartbroken: "You have learned badly from the elder brother!"

Me: "Eldest brother hasn't left yet, do you want to call him louder?"

In fact, I don't have any hope of getting my sister to endorse. After all, she is a person who can use her hands but not her mouth.Memorizing boring materials is already tiresome enough, but memorizing materials is for boring chats with boring people. No matter how I think about it, my sister should choose to be the big brother's fighting partner.

In the end, she said to me: "You pick out all the jade slips that introduce Yuhe in Zangshu Pavilion, and the content is not repeated at all, and give them to me."

It was easy enough to pick out, but, "What are you going to do?" I asked.

She gave me a blank look: "What else can the jade slip be used for? Why don't you use it to see it?"

Me: "You want to watch? You want to endorse? Seriously?"

My sister: "Go quickly, before I repent."

Don't make trouble, it's not popular for monks to go all out.What the monks advocate is that every action can stand careful consideration, and no matter when you look back, you will never regret it and want to do it all over again-the admiration means that it should be done, but in fact many people can't do it.But my sister doesn't belong to the type who regrets what she did. She does it when she does it, and she does it when she says she wants to do it.

0352_Evaluation

A few days later, my sister said that she was going to vomit from reciting, and I simulated the conversation between Yu and Ren with her, and I felt that there was no problem.

"No, you still can't be careless," my sister said, "You don't know how small-minded Jiang Weixiao can be."

Me: "Oh, then go ahead and continue memorizing, I won't accompany you anyway. It's boring to repeat the materials that have already been memorized, and I don't want to study Yuhe's aesthetics."

In the end, my sister struggled for another day and recited the jade slips that contained repeated information. When she came out of Zangshu Pavilion, her eyes were numb.

Elder Huigu said: "If it wasn't for the mission's need to be open, I really don't want to put her in the Library Pavilion. It would be an eyesore. Alas, what kind of mission is this time? Pei Miao hasn't been to the Library Pavilion for many years. Yes, a long time ago, she would conscientiously search for information and make plans, and now she performs tasks recklessly, without the slightest technical content. Relying on the golden elixir stage peak to accept the universal golden elixir task, she can break the coincidence with strength, she simply wants to Let the brain rust."

I didn't comment on Elder Huigu's sometimes good and sometimes bad intelligence capabilities, but only replied: "Yuhe's invitation letter invites the top ten and casual cultivator alliances, ten people from Yunxiazong, and the elder brother leads the team."

Elder Huigu: "Oh, it's no wonder that you are so determined to study because you are afraid that Jiang Weixiao will make trouble for her? Indeed, Jiang Weixiao can do such a petty thing."

I was a little puzzled: "Small belly? My sister also said that senior brother is sometimes very narrow-minded."

Elder Huigu: "Haven't seen it? I guess it's unlikely that you will have the opportunity to experience it yourself. Jiang Weixiao has always done what kind of things to what kind of people. He has a lot of thoughts, sometimes I am surprised by his cultivation You can still improve steadily, you know I once worried that he would be trapped to death in the golden core stage, and in the end he would not be able to inherit the position of master because he could not reach the Nascent Soul stage, so our current urge to trust and expect 100% of the big apprentice The head of the sect will have to bitterly re-elect the first disciple, abdicate miserably, and cry with Jiang Weixiao -- if Jiang Weixiao can live to that day with his stagnant cultivation."

"..." I looked at Elder Huigu who walked into the library and obviously heard all the comments.

"Elder Xie Hui warned, this junior will always remember it in his heart, and dare not forget it." The elder brother said.Looking at his face, he looked very calm.

However, according to this meaning, Elder Huigu said that to the senior brother in person before?

Elder Huigu raised his eyelids: "It's good not to forget, I don't want to see your master crying so stupidly again. It doesn't matter that he is shameless, but the head is the face of Yunxia Sect, he can't casually Chew Yunxiazong's face and swallow it."

... I felt like I heard something I shouldn't hear, so I hurriedly avoided it.While thinking about me, he slowly moved around and moved out.

0353_Living Library Pavilion

Elder Huigu is dressed as Miejue Shitai today, he looks like the dean of teaching, and the tone of his speech is also like that.

Seriously, Elder Huigu is really a dedicated coser, pretending to be a lolita is cute, pretending to be Yujie without waving a whip as if accompanied by the sound of a whip, pretending to be a dean... just like now.

"What are you doing here?" Elder Huigu asked the elder brother.

At this time, I have already walked around to the door from the other side, and I can go out by lifting my foot.Of course, these two people must be very aware of my movements, and since they didn't stop me, they acquiesced.

Eldest brother: "Lao Xin from the Gate of Rebirth, he is also one of the Yuhe team members of the Gate of Rebirth this time. I want to know his information and try to be as detailed as possible."

Hearing this, I put my foot back and stood by the door to listen to what they said.The two of them still ignored me.

There is a vast library of materials in the library, but the living library of Yunxiazong has more connotations than the piles of jade slips.Any allusion can diverge endlessly, and any legend can analyze the hidden real story and the reason behind the exaggeration.

In this Living Library Pavilion, one is Ms. Yunxia, ​​and the other is Elder Huigu.Ms. Yunxia's memory is more comprehensive, extended for a longer time, and her explanations are more objective; Elder Huigu is more delicate and good at understanding human nature.What they have in common is that they don't tell stories directly to people easily.

——I hope I can become the third Yunxiazong Living Body Collection Pavilion, but this requires not only memory ability, but also a lot of cultivation, because without the cultivation of the transformation of the gods, there is no access to the important information of the transformation of the gods. , no matter how much you can remember.In this cultivation world, even librarians have such high requirements.

Elder Huigu: "Why is a joke suddenly taken so seriously?"

Senior brother: "Elder Hui was joking."