Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0354_Questions and Answers

Lao Xin is the disciple of the reincarnation sect who almost became Yuhe Wangfei. He was building the foundation back then, and now the Yuanying peak is attacking Huashen.

The gossip on the jade slip simply said that he was mediocre in appearance and very ordinary. I don't know why Yuhe's king at that time fell in love with him so much.Not even a photo attached.

"It's hard work..." Elder Huigu pondered for a moment, "There is nothing wrong with him, but he has a spiritual weapon, which is used to calm the mind."

Eldest brother: "I know this. It is said that it was passed down from his ancestors, and it was only activated by Lao Xin in his generation. It has changed from a decoration to a spiritual weapon with actual combat value."

Elder Huigu: "This spirit weapon comes from Yuhe."

Big brother: "Yuhe wanted to take back this spirit weapon back then?"

Elder Huigu: "No, this spirit weapon was discarded by Yuhe from the beginning."

Big brother: "So is there something wrong with this spirit weapon?"

I'm a little tired listening to this question and answer.Director Hui, can you finish a few paragraphs at once?Bring out your sarcastic pace.

Elder Huigu: "Obviously, isn't it? Yuhe likes fierceness and hotness. It's worthless for a spirit weapon that makes people feel ascetic. It is rumored that this spirit weapon was originally created to produce abstinence-type beauties, but After it came out, Yu and all the beauties above the average line tried it, and no one could control it, and then people who were slightly lower than the average line also tried it, but it didn't work. Until an ugly person tried it and succeeded in becoming this The owner of the spirit weapon. Only later did Yuhe know that this spirit weapon thinks that the beauty of the surface is a burden and should be removed, and it will not surrender to the beauty, he only serves the determined people who are struggling against the face-seeking society."

Okay, this paragraph is quite long, so keep it up.

Eldest brother: "However, although Lao Xin is not considered a beauty, he can also be called handsome. It should be no problem if he is above the average line."

Elder Huigu: "So, that's why Yuhe wants him. After studying why he won't be discriminated against because of his appearance, he will be recognized by the spirit weapon, and then they can research the real ascetic beauty to make the spirit weapon It’s hard to remove the master’s spirit weapon from its master, especially when the master doesn’t cooperate, so he simply keeps it with him.”

...It sounds a bit boring.

0355_guess

"The next thing is my unconfirmed personal guess," Elder Huigu said, "First, what was discarded by Cong Yuhe back then was not only the spiritual weapon, but also the ugly person, and he or she was the old laborer." Xin's ancestor. Second, the purpose of the spiritual tool was to create a cold beauty. Although there was a deviation, I think the characteristics of the original design are still there, but in a distorted way. The original purpose of the design is to make the beauty The transformation is abstinent, but the actual effect is that the ascetic is transformed into a beauty. Third, Lao Xin's current appearance has been transformed by the spiritual weapon, just because he was recognized by the spiritual weapon at a very young age, so this kind of The transformation blends into the body's natural growth and becomes less noticeable."

Big Brother: "Is there any basis for the third point?"

Elder Huigu took out a jade slip: "Here is a short selection meeting scene in the year when Lao Xin entered the gate of death. I marked the person who should be Lao Xin."

After seeing it, the elder brother handed the jade slip into my hand who was next to him, and then said to Elder Huigu: "There are indeed similarities in the facial features."

Elder Huigu: "But after the combination and fine-tuning, the ugly boy has become a handsome boy. You have seen the video records of Lao Xin in Yuhe, and now you know his appearance. He is obviously much more beautiful, isn't he? ?"

Eldest brother: "Although it is true, it is not uncommon for a male student to grow longer and look better at eighteenth grade. After all, the change of Lao Xin's appearance is very natural, and traces of the past can also be seen."

Elder Huigu: "So it's a spiritual weapon. But, yes, I don't have any evidence. This is just my guess."

I put the jade slip back in front of Elder Huigu, and tentatively said, "Acacia sect has a secret method that can slowly adjust a person's appearance."

Elder Huigu: "That's right, that's where my inspiration comes from. Yuhe and Hehuanzong are very similar in many ways, but Hehuanzong is more straightforward and has a bottom line. As for Yuhe, sometimes I wonder if they are How to cultivate the Nascent Soul stage, and even the Jindan stage have been raised too much with their customs."

Such a disdainful attitude again.

"Don't learn," Elder Huigu poked my forehead with a jade slip, "I can despise them, because I can make the whole Jade and Secret Realm into pieces by myself, but you are not qualified to underestimate them. It's easy for them to punish you."

Yes, yes, I understand that if your cultivation level is low, you have no right to speak.

As soon as Elder Huigu took back the jade slips, the senior brother pressed his hand on my forehead, and he expressed his surprise: "How can a foundation-builder cultivator have such tender skin? The jade slips can poke red?"

I held the fur ball and let the cat's paw scratch him-is it my fault that I got red?The jade slip is not important, what is important is that this jade slip was poked at me by the cultivator of Huashen.What is poking red?Poking out the brain is a matter of changing thoughts.And seeing that I was poked red, how much force did you use in your hands?A posture that intends to spread the little red on my forehead to the entire forehead.

0356_examination

On the day of going to Yuhe, the senior brother asked my sister two general knowledge questions about Yuhe. My sister answered quickly, and then waited for the next question with confidence and anticipation.

The elder brother continued: "It's almost time, let's go down the mountain."

Holding invitations can be directly teleported into Yuhe, but Yunxiazong is too lazy to open the external teleportation function for ten people, that is, the teleportation power on Yuhe invitations is blocked by Yunxiazong's defensive formation, so If you use the invitation card, you can only get out of Yunxiazong's defensive formation first.

My sister: "Hey, hey... how about the comprehensive general knowledge exam that we agreed to take?"

Big brother: "The exam is over."

My sister: "Just two questions? Or two questions of real common sense that I already knew before I endorsed it? Yuhe is a secret realm, and Yuhe admires beauty... Do you dare to ask more insincerely?!"

The heartache is like memorizing the whole book on a chain for the exam, but the teacher said "open book exam today" on the day of the exam.Well, maybe the degree is not enough, it should be more appropriate for the degree of pain of "today's open-book exam, and only five multiple-choice questions, each question has only two options, and if you choose three questions correctly, you will pass."

Eldest brother: "Do you want me to explain it to you word by word before you can understand it?"

My sister: "...I'll just complain. You don't need to talk to me..."

Eldest brother: "I have no intention of talking to you."

My sister: "..."

Yan Ziqi didn't dare to follow him because of the young uncle's aloofness and neither knowing nor wanting to take care of children, and because Xie Qinwei and Yuan Jing were so sticky that it made people's teeth hurt just looking at them, and the rest were either golden pills or Yuanying, so Yan Ziqi had no choice but to choose the only remaining foundation-building period, which is me to follow.

Coincidentally, my sister doesn't always follow me, she is more willing to discuss with Yan Gui and Duan Zhe, who are also Jindan swordsmen - she doesn't care if it will disturb other people's relationship, anyway, those two swordsmen have already Entering the old couple mode, there is no need for a two-person world all the time, at least Yan Gui doesn't seem to need it.

0357_attitude score

Yan Ziqi tugged at my sleeve and asked curiously, "Why did you only take two questions, senior brother?"

As he asked, he kept looking at the hairball.It feels like it doesn't matter whether the question I ask is answered or not, what matters is that I can let her pet the furball.It's not clear whether it's the beast master's love for spirit beasts, or the little girl's fascination with plush toys.

But the fur balls are not touched.I'm not a clean freak, but I absolutely don't like letting people fiddle with private items, so of course I choose to answer her question:

"Because there is absolutely no problem with my sister's learning ability. It is purely a matter of attitude that she doesn't want to learn. So, as long as she has a correct attitude, she can naturally master those jade and common sense. Therefore, the elder brother is not actually testing her. How much common sense you have mastered is to test how correct her attitude is."

Yan Ziqi: "Can you get an attitude score with just two questions?" Luo Li still looks cute when she tilts her head. It should be around fifteen or sixteen, a proper girl who can't maintain her loli appearance, and the little uncle still has no companions.

——Actually, I have to admit that the little uncle doesn’t want to see me not only because I am easy to attract crowds when I stand with him, but more importantly, I always take him as a model, a typical joke, a typical black history, Quitting a model... Occasionally I told him to my face that I took him as a model.He didn't beat me up purely because I'm too inexperienced to be beaten up now, and he's going to settle accounts with me after I'm in Golden Core Stage.

I explained to Yan Ziqi: "She has a confident look of 'ask whatever you want, just ask, I can answer anything you ask, the more questions the better', of course she has endorsed it well."

Yan Ziqi: "What if it's just pretending? Acting skills."

"If she has that acting skill, she'll still need it..." Halfway through my words, my sister turned her head and glared at me.Okay, let's stop complaining about you, and just sum it up, "She doesn't have that acting skills."

0358_Looks good

"Second Young Master and Junior Sister Yan get along very well." Xie Qinwei suddenly sighed, "It looks like a good match."

Yuan Jing also pursed her lips and nodded in agreement with a smile.

Yan Ziqi's eyes brightened slightly when he heard the words, he looked at the little uncle and then at me, looking a little expectant.

What to look forward to?My sister can exchange partners with Senior Sister Sang, but definitely not with you, little girl.The strength of the two of us is at the bottom of Yuhe, who will protect who?

It's not good to stimulate children with words directly, so I had to start with Xie Qinwei, and by the way, implicate the people lying on the gun: "You tell Uncle Qi about this, and let him agree to partner with my sister."

The little uncle glanced at the two of us proudly, and my sister pretended to be deaf and dumb and continued to discuss enthusiastically with Yan Gui and Duan Zhe.

Xie Qinwei raised his hand and pressed his forehead, pretending to be innocent: "I mean, the second son might as well try to develop a relationship with Yan Shimei. Anyway, in Yuhe, exchanging lovers is also an enduring fashion. In addition , Four-corner relationships are also very common. Therefore, who the actual partner is does not affect the second son's development of true love. First love is very beautiful."

So why should I waste my beautiful first love on a minor who is crying and howling?Do you know that your speech is very obscene?There are too many slots, so I will only mention one:

"My sexual orientation is male." Although I don't know how you, who love to understand relationship issues, always ignore this point, or explain that you know it but still want to break me straight.You can see that your girlfriend, Ms. Yuan, obviously understands it very well, so she has treated me with the vigilance of a rival in love from the very beginning. You don't think her vigilance is just because of my face?

...well, maybe there are concerns about that too.

Xie Qinwei: "But, the second son has never been in love, maybe the sexual orientation you think is not accurate?"

"I think what he said is very reasonable." My sister fanned the flames.

The conversation between me and Xie Qinwei was listened to by others as a joke, so that even though we have already reached the place where we can start sending invitations, senior brother has not moved for a long time.

Hey, you look like seniors!