Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0372_Onlookers

Of course, my sister and I still act together.In fact, there is no contradiction between shopping and finding accommodation. In a place without a clear hotel sign, do you have to walk around and look around to find a place to live?

Just ...

"There are too many people looking at us?" I got a headache, "There are still people following us." Even if we are outsiders, it is very rare, but there is no obvious difference in appearance. Well, our dress is much more plain than Yu and the locals, but Why don't you just open the doors and windows of every house to watch?And for the rest, you have been following us since the registration office, is there anything to do?

My sister: "At least it's much easier to find a place to live."

Almost every family invites:

"Come live at my house, beauty." This is the most normal.

"Beauty, my house is better, I'll make you comfortable." What the hell is comfort?

"Beauty, try me." Is the word 'home' missing after the word 'I'?

My sister made a mocking face all the way, and from time to time glared viciously at the person who sent the invitation.

Me: "...what are you doing?"

My sister: "Didn't you hear that? You are the only person they invited. Pry my corner in person. I think these people are getting impatient."

Me: ...That's right, my sister's appearance can't be called a 'beauty' in Yuhe.

My sister: "What's the meaning of your suddenly realized expression?"

Me: "...Did you hear that, they are arguing for the two of us to cheer us up." I whispered, 'Let's quarrel, let's fight...', this social atmosphere of aspiring to separate and not persuade is really unique.

My sister snorted: "I also heard people saying 'this couple is not suitable at all', 'the flowers are stuck in cow dung', 'it must be that ugly girl who took advantage of her cultivation, she is too shameless'... "

... Ugly girl?Most of the people around here are in the stage of no cultivation and Qi training, a few in the foundation building stage, and none in the golden core stage. How dare you call my sister an ugly girl?It is rumored that Yuhe wants to be beautiful and not die, so there is a solid basis for it?But this look is too colorful?Even if measured by Yuhe's standards, my sister can only be said to be ordinary-looking, and definitely has nothing to do with being ugly.Slander, too much slander, according to Yuhe's logic, this is enough to initiate a duel.

0373_ Gestures

My sister raised her sword and pointed: "You, just you, don't hide, the one who called me ugly, stand up, let's make gestures."

The man was in the Qi training period, and his face was pale from being shocked, but he was still very principled, and continued to speak stiffly while his legs were trembling: "It was originally, although you are not ugly on average, but standing next to such a big beauty , you are too ugly to look at, you should consciously stay away from the big beauty."

What he said was so bold that I almost couldn't help but applaud him.

However, according to Yuhe's rules, there are differences in aesthetics, and the duel gestures are also related to aesthetics, not force. Yuhe does not appreciate the aesthetics of violence.So even if the opponent is at the golden core stage, as long as his life is safe, he can still be a hero in the Qi training stage.

My sister let out a cold snort, and the hero in the qi training period immediately knelt on the ground, oh, it wasn't begging for mercy, it was pure weakness of the legs.There is coercion even if Jin Danqi doesn't do anything.

My sister pulled out a smile: "Don't be so nervous, although I am a foreigner, I know the rules."

I added in my heart: Yes, so many materials are not memorized for nothing.

I saw the man shaking even more violently.

My sister: "Let's compare beauty according to the rules, and I will compare with you. You look confident that you can stand beside my beauty, so come here and see if you are worthy of being my beauty's follower."

As I said, according to Yuhe's standards, my sister can only be regarded as ordinary, that is, near the average line, but in terms of appearance, it is obvious that the most looks are near the average line, and there is usually a slight difference. It can be completely compensated by makeup.

So the hero who was a spectator during the Qi training period was actually not much better than my sister in appearance, and he—yes, he, a man—had exquisite makeup on, and my sister only had some lipstick on. .Judging from my many years of experience in talking about makeup with girls as girlfriends, no matter the rule of the gesture is the makeup removal during the Qi training period, or my sister's makeup, anyway, after the two of them have the same level of makeup, the result will definitely be that my sister wins.

That qi training period finally realized this, and the last aura he held on forcibly collapsed immediately.Before being crushed by Jin Danqi and knelt down, he still had a little arrogance and thought my sister was a rough person with only force, but after looking at my sister's appearance, he finally realized that my sister's face is not bad, even her foundation is not bad. A little better than his own.In an instant, the value of being a human being was destroyed, and the whole person was paralyzed.

"I... admit defeat..." he said in a daze.

... It's really hard for me to understand Yuheren's values.

0374_ demon repair

My sister arrogantly retracted her sword and looked around. People around her avoided her sight one after another, touching their faces, touching up their makeup, looking in the mirror... Some people peeked at me sadly while looking in the mirror, as if looking at me. Looking at the poor lamb trapped in evil forces, wanting to save it but being powerless, only saddening fate...

Ouch, it's so cold.

Someone behind the scenes laughed lowly.

My sister expressed that she was very tired: "Demon League, what are you laughing at?"

The man brushed his long brown-red hair, ignored my sister, walked up to me, and said, "I don't know if I am qualified to be Mr. Pei's attendant?"

Me: "... Where's your partner?"

"Let's have some fun, we demon cultivators don't like conjoined twins." The man said and reached out to touch my face.

My sister slashed over with a sword mercilessly, and the man dodged to block with the horizontal sword, and said in his mouth: "This is your fault, Miss Pei, every creature has the right to choose, you can't stop Pei The son pursues his joy."

"Happy?" My sister asked back, tilting her head to me and said, "Tell him."

Me: "I really hate people who do things to me without my consent. I authorize my sister and protector to kill this frivolous maniac on the spot. If my sister and protector can't deal with it, I will ask Uncle Qi supports."

The man: "Oh, abstinent beauty, what a challenge."

My sister: "You can try."

That person retreated temporarily, my sister contacted Senior Sister Sang to ask her location with a serious face, and then immediately led me there.

"That bastard Wo Qianyan is serious." My sister explained to me, "He is really interested in you."

Wo Qianyan is the demon cultivator just now, whose original form is a snake, and at the peak of Jindan, his strength is comparable to that of my sister.If it's a one-on-one fight, it's easy to say, my sister can handle it, but once Wo Qianyan plays tricks, or joins forces with other demon cultivators to play tricks, I will be in big trouble.

It is probably not courageous to use the Strong Demon League, but they are definitely experienced in sneaking up in front of me to play temptation.When I woke up, I found that there was a naked man next to me or something... If I couldn't stand the temptation and got fucked or was fucked... all my cultivation arrangements would have to be overturned and re-made. It may mean that you will be confused with a group of people.

But in fact, I don't think I will be tempted. The temperament of demon cultivators is not my favorite type at all. They don't touch the edge at all, and they are not more beautiful than me in appearance.Seduced by them?I might as well be... Well, anyway, I don't think so.

0375_exchange

After listening to my sister's narration, Senior Sister Sang simply nodded: "Okay, let's exchange, and I will protect Junior Brother Pei."

The elder brother also listened to the whole process and couldn't stop laughing.

I stared at him.

The elder brother waved his hand: "No need to change, it's not that serious."

"How could it not be serious! My brother's chastity!" My sister slapped the table.

The elder brother raised his eyebrows and looked at her hand on the table.

My sister withdrew her hand awkwardly: "Wo Qianyan is really serious. I have dealt with him before, so I'm sure."

Eldest brother: "I didn't say that you misjudged, I mean that you should have more confidence in your brother. First, we are here on behalf of Yunxiazong. I am here, and the little uncle is also here. Dare to use force on Xiao Lin'er, drugging, cursing, etc. are also impossible, they dare not even hit the sidelines, the only thing they can do is to seduce, let Xiao Lin'er can't help but follow their wishes."

My sister: "So, it's not like you don't know what the temptation of a demon cultivator is. How could it be possible for Pei Lin to..."

Big Brother: "How could it be impossible to resist? First, Yaoxiu is not as beautiful as himself, and the biggest advantage of Yaoxiu does not exist in Xiao Lin'er; secondly, Yaoxiu's enchanting style is not the type that Xiao Liner likes at all. Let alone being tempted, the only thing I worry about is that he has been harassed too much, so he rushes forward in anger, and with his small body at the Foundation Establishment Stage, rushes to beat the Golden Core Stage, maybe several Golden Core Stages."

The senior brother turned to me and said, "Don't be impulsive. You can fight casually if you can beat it. If you can't beat it, you have to endure it first. Find a helper and keep track of the position of the junior uncle. Do you hear me?"

I resisted not rolling my eyes: "I heard that. I won't act recklessly."

The senior brother tapped my forehead with his fingers: "You are not so reckless? Ask for help, this is what the little uncle is here for."

The bastard knocked so hard again, can you heal if you get a concussion?I pressed my forehead: "Do you dare to say that to my little uncle?"

Eldest brother: "Yes, just change the way of expression. Language is very wonderful. If you don't believe me, go and discuss it with Yaotianmen? Mi Sanxi is too busy to set up a fortune-telling stall. He must be very happy for you to go to him. "

0376_ Temptation

My sister looked at me suspiciously, and then looked at the elder brother after a while: "Are you really sure that he can resist the temptation of the demon cultivator?"

I'm not sure what you asked him for?You ask me, I am the person involved, okay?

The elder brother nodded: "I'm very sure."

My sister: "However, the temptation of demon cultivators is not just showing a face or posing a few times or shouting a few times. They do have a racial advantage. Even if Xiao Lin adds his previous life, he only has decades of life , How resistant can he be? A veteran who is hundreds of years old and well-informed doesn’t know how much he falls in the hands of a demon cultivator. Can he, a child with only a little theoretical knowledge and a little world knowledge, see the truth?”

My child: "..."

Eldest brother: "First of all, let me correct one thing. It's not a 'point' of theoretical knowledge. Except for the lack of cultivation, he has already memorized the collection of the Hehuan Sect. It's true that he is more knowledgeable than him in theory. Many, even the disciples of the Hehuan Sect can't see it so comprehensively and carefully. It's like most of our Yunxia Sect disciples only have a drop in the bucket of knowledge about Zangshu Pavilion."

I:"……"

My sister: "But there is still a difference between Hehuanzong and Yaoxiu. Compared with Yaomeng, Hehuanzong can be called the beauty of subtlety."

The elder brother pointed at me: "To this beauty, she is unattractive only if she is completely exposed. He sees that his body is numb, and his aesthetic standards have been broken. However, his sexuality is the same sex, and he doesn't appreciate too much. He is too rough, so he doesn’t even have the freshness caused by the different body structures. Only the subtle charm can attract him. The demon cultivator is too exposed, and he will lose points. If the person who is going to seduce him today is a member of the Hehuan Sect, I will You may still be worried about one or two, but Yaomeng, playing this game with the beautiful second son of the Pei family is just a joke. Speaking of Hehuanzong, Hehuanzong treats Xiao Liner as half of his own disciple, and will not attack him , so theoretically, there is no sex thing in this world that can be done by intentionally tempting him. If it can be done, it must be because he is interested in it, and he is half-pushed, rather than being calculated by others."

Me: "..." You know too much...

My sister stared at me: "Then are you interested in the twenty demons of the Demon League? Oh, no, only twelve are male, but some demon cultivators can change their body gender at will, let's count as twenty. , would you be interested in them?"

I really don't want to answer this stupid question, but she asked it so seriously, I can only tell her slowly: "Same type as me, not as beautiful as me, how could I be interested in them? I might as well be interested in them." Look at yourself in the mirror."

"I want to comment," Senior Sister Sang seldom opened her mouth to participate in the chat, with an attitude of great interest, "I don't think Yaoxiu and Junior Brother Pei are of the same type. Coquettish and seductive are not the same thing."

... I couldn't tell if she was praising me or not.