Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0377_Professional

In the end, my sister asked Senior Sister Sang to protect me for three days just in case.

"Wo Qianyan is not a patient person," my sister said, "I reckon he will take action within three days."

Senior Sister Sang: "Don't worry, I will teach him enough lessons."

The senior brother added: "But there is no need to act in a hurry. If Wo Qianyan appears, you can let Junior Brother Pei deal with it first. For Wo Qianyan, Junior Brother Pei's contempt is what hurts him the most."

Me: "Where do I have the confidence to despise Jin Danqi?"

Big brother: "You will know when the time comes."

The so-called time is that night.

Senior Sister Sang and I found a shy family to stay with - just looking at me from a distance, not the kind of shyness that wants to rush up and touch me.

Sister Sang and I were arranged in the same room - of course, after all, we are now lovers in name.

That night I walked into the room from the outside, and when I looked up, I saw Wo Qianyan lying reclined on the bed, half-dressed.Sister Sang is missing.

Compared with him in the daytime, he in the night looks more... lustful...and he doesn't feel oppressive at the Jindan stage. At this time, I will believe that he is in the Qi training stage.I suddenly understood why Eldest Brother was sure that I dared to disregard my cultivation and despise him, and I might even beat him up on impulse.

Wo Qianyan's temptation is not so much a manifestation of beauty as a pure sexual suggestion.Tongue, lips, placement of hair, micro-movement of fingers, almost invisible friction of calf...

I found that I really didn't read the materials of the Hehuan sect in vain. I analyzed Wo Qianyan's current posture from head to toe, and I was amazed: professional seduction.

However, I didn't respond at all.The face is not red, the breath is not tight, the blood is not chaotic, and the eyes are not straight. As for a certain important part, it is even more limp and has no intention of starting work—I even doubted my health for a while. Yes, after all, this seductive gesture is really professional, it's a textbook-level template.

But my biggest mental activity at that moment was actually: the smell is not good, I have to change the room tonight, if not, maybe I have to meditate on the sword all night.It's such a bad thing, I don't want to come until I'm about to rest. Disrupting my life arrangement makes me very irritable.

0378_too standard

I was at the door, and Wo Qianyan was on the bed. After we both looked at each other from a distance for a while, Wo Qianyan's expression was a little stiff, and he stopped making subtle movements to seduce him. Then he looked at me with an expression as if I was a monster, cautiously Asked, "Not yet mature?"

Me: "...if it makes you feel better, you can understand it that way."

Wo Qianyan: "You... know what sex is?"

Me: "My mother came from the Hehuan Sect, I thought it wasn't a secret?" Back then, Elder Pei of the Yunxia Sect and the female cultivator of the Hehuan Sect became Taoist couples, which was quite a sensational gossip in the cultivation world, especially in the stage of transformation of the gods and the stage of Yuanying. The child was born overnight, and it also added a mysterious color to this sensational sex news.Although many people have never met me, they more or less know of my existence.

Well, yes, in a sense, I am quite famous in the cultivation world.

Wo Qianyan: "...Is that a physical illness?"

Me: "My father is Elder Pei Ji." If you think there are... problems that the old man can't cure, you can just deceive yourself.

Wo Qianyan was silent for a long time: "I don't believe it, how could you not respond at all?"

"Probably because..." I tried my best to be tactful, "You are not as beautiful as me? I have some exchanges with Hehuanzong, and I used to imitate some seductive moves out of curiosity, when I was alone in private. Those actions you just made Among them, I have imitated many of them myself. Of course, I am not as professional as you, but when I saw your actions just now, I remembered my appearance when I was a young fool. It was funny and... impossible to respond. It should be said, Seduce too standard, too stereotyped?"

Wo Qianyan: "..."

"Also," I added, "I don't like your incense very much. Next time, although I strongly hope that there will be no next time, but if you are persistent, please change to a lighter scent next time."

"...I don't have incense." Wo Qianyan realized after finishing speaking, "That's my body fragrance!"

Me: "...Why don't you block the smell next time? I really can't stand the smell. It forced me to find another place to live. The people in Yuhe are so welcoming. I found this place with great difficulty. of."

Wo Qianyan ground her teeth for a while, jumped out of the window and ran away.

I rubbed my nose, turned and went out, and sneezed, and Fuqiu also sneezed with me.So it's not really my problem that I can't stand the smell.

0379_roof

I looked up at Senior Sister Sang who was sitting on the roof, and asked, "You just watch when he comes?"

Senior Sister Sang smiled: "Didn't you handle it well?"

I expressed my humility: "That's because of you, Senior Sister Sang, he didn't dare to hit me, so I dared to open my mouth."

Senior Sister Sang: "It seems that the demon cultivator really can't do anything to you. I'll switch back with Pei Miao tomorrow. How are you going to rest tonight?"

I also jumped onto the roof and sat next to Senior Sister Sang: "Just make do with it here, anyway, there is no way to stay in that room."

Senior Sister Sang: "...I thought you were deliberately provoking him just now to dislike the taste."

Me: "...I usually don't lie. And with you just now, I don't need to lie with him." Although I didn't know that Senior Sister Sang was on the roof, I was sure she could only be nearby. As soon as I make a sound, she can appear in the vicinity in front of me in an instant.Sister Sang's character is well-known.

Senior Sister Sang looked at me for a while, similar to the way Wo Qianyan looked at me just now, then she chuckled: "Eldest brother is right, you are indeed very interesting, no wonder he always likes to tease you."

Is it my fault that he likes to tease me?And you call him big brother very well...

Senior Sister Sang: "Do you want to ask, as the most popular candidate for the heir to the head before him, do I have any worries about his coming from behind, and will I not be able to call the title 'big brother'? After all, if I don't He, and I, may well have been called 'Miss Master'."

I shook my head quickly: "No, I didn't want to ask." Although I was indeed curious, I would definitely not ask you such a question that exposed scars. I still have a bottom line in life.The main reason is that I am afraid that you will become angry and hack me to death. Given the poor cultivation base of the two of us, I obviously can't handle a single move.

Senior Sister Sang laughed again, and stretched out her hand to touch my head. The movement was exactly the same as that of the elder brother - did your heirs in charge specially practice this?

"It's okay. I know that many people in the sect want to ask me this question. Around the time when Jiang Weixiao first became a senior brother, the master and several elders even talked to me about this matter."

Sister Sang's master is of course the master.

Sister Sang: "I was the first to propose Jiang Weixiao as the successor."

Me: "I know about this, my father mentioned it."

Senior Sister Sang: "Well, Elder Pei was one of the first elders who agreed to mention Jiang Weixiao as a key observation target for the successor, but he was also one of the elders who opposed the selection of the senior brother so early. Elder Pei's meaning has always been Focus on observation and training, but don't be sure. It's not that Elder Pei has any opinions on senior senior brother, on the contrary, he thinks that the golden core is settled in the early stage, and the pressure on senior senior brother is too great, which will be bad for senior senior brother himself."

"Don't worry, I didn't misunderstand that my father has an opinion on the elder brother." My father is so arrogant, if he really has an opinion, he must be rejected by one vote, so it is impossible for the elder brother to be confirmed.Since his old man finally voted for it, he is of course quite satisfied.

0380_ very sick

Senior Sister Sang: "Well, let's talk about my attitude. In fact, I think that as the heir to the head of the sect, I can be regarded as quite satisfactory. If I become the head of the sect in the future, I may not have great achievements, but it will definitely be fine to be successful. As for Yunxia Sect As far as the status quo is concerned, if I can keep it, I think it is already qualified. So I always think that I am a qualified heir to the head, and I still think so until now."

This idea sounds a little dangerous.

Senior Sister Sang: "Later Jiang Weixiao appeared, and the master soon became fond of him. Of course I would mind, and I couldn't help but observe him. See how he behaves when handling sect affairs, how he leads the team in group operations." The way of the team... Then I found that he enjoyed it. So I think he is indeed more suitable than me to be the heir and become the head."

Me: "?" No, wait, you're jumping a little too fast for my comprehension.

"I don't understand?" Sister Sang smiled, "Take this operation as an example, if I lead the team, of course I will arrange your respective tasks well, and it may even be more organized than him. However, I did it out of responsibility, out of the consciousness of 'I have to arrange it'. But senior brother, he thought this was very interesting, and led everyone to rob Yuhe, and if possible, he also organized the other ten invited It was a robbery, which seemed very interesting to him. In his mind, taking care of the entire sect was a very satisfying and happy thing for him. It was even difficult to describe it as a sense of accomplishment, but a sense of accomplishment. ...and never get tired of it."

Me: "Don't you have to worry that one day he will find Yunxiazong boring?"

Senior Sister Sang: "That's right, I was worried, and then I found out that he integrated the Yunxia Sect into his Dao. Do you think that while he is taking care of a lot of sect affairs, his cultivation speed is not lower than the average, because Is he very talented in cultivation or working very hard?"

I'm not?"

Senior Sister Sang: "It's true to have talent, and it's true to work hard, but regardless of talent or hard work, he can only be said to be average by Yunxiazong's standards. He can maintain the speed of improvement, and the sect's affairs have not caused negative effects, yes Because taking care of these affairs itself is part of his cultivation. Moreover, he has already started to practice like this since he was not accepted as a disciple by the master."

Me: "Are you aiming at the head position from the beginning?" Good intentions.

Sister Sang: "Not really. He just likes to manage things. Like, some people love money, some people love names, some people love collections, and you love memory. He likes management, calculation, and checks and balances. He said he applied for the exam. Yunxiazong is because Yunxiazong is the sect that he is most likely to become the master with the most affairs."

Me: "..." This guy is seriously ill.

Senior Sister Sang: "At that time I asked him, what if he hadn't become the head. He said, 'becoming the first assistant of the head is also the one that can manage the most things out of all the options'. He also said, 'My qualifications are absolutely impossible. It is not easy to become the heir of the Big Three, and it is not easy even to get close to the core. Among the Seven Greats, Yanxingmen, Gutianmen, and Yaomeng are directly ruled out from the innate conditions. Zhongsumen can barely give it a try, but there are few Confucianism cultivators. Those who can communicate are limited, and the number of affairs is not as good as many second-rate sects. Medicine Sect and Sword Sect also tend to be single, with too obvious tendencies in affairs, and the types are relatively limited. Yunxia Sect is the most comprehensive among the seven majors, and there is no unique professional characteristic , so in order to maintain a first-class status, there must be a lot of complicated things to do, let alone the first assistant, even the tenth assistant has a lot of work.'”

I:"……"

Senior Sister Sang: "During this conversation with him, this guy has just entered the inner sect not long ago. He was born in the mortal world. The information of the cultivation world before entering the gate can only rely on the data that has changed hands many times. The key to being able to analyze to this level is that there are no mistakes. I have to say, that was the first time I convinced him. This man is quite capable of thinking, and quite courageous to act.”

Me: "..." Do mental patients have broad thinking?