Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0381_property

Senior Sister Sang: "In the beginning, he established his prestige among his juniors and juniors because of his thunderous shots in foreign battles, the kind of patriarchal demeanor that firmly protects his juniors and juniors under his wings. Later I heard from him that he is It feels like the entire Yunxia Sect is his property, whoever touches it will die."

Me: "Owned property?" Treat Yunxia Sect as private property?Don't want to mess around anymore?

Senior Sister Sang shook her head: "Sometimes you can't just listen to what this guy says. I was shocked at first, but Ms. Yunxia explained to me that his mood was actually similar to Ms. Yunxia's. Everything protects Yunxiazong's mood."

Me: "Do everything? Is it too exaggerated?"

Senior Sister Sang: "It's hard to say, anyway, Ms. Yunxia said that Senior Brother has great potential."

Really, the big brother doesn't seem like such a noble person.

Senior Sister Sang: "The meaning of giving everything is not selfless devotion. As I said, the way of senior brother has been integrated into Yunxiazong. Protecting Yunxiazong is to maintain his own way. The better Yunxiazong is, the better his way will be." The smoother it is."

Me: "I don't quite understand."

Sister Sang: "I don't quite understand how he connected Yunxiazong with his Dao from the very beginning, regardless of whether it is good or bad, this idea is quite genius, the key is that he succeeded. So I am Sincerely convinced, I have no opinion on him being a big brother, this is from my heart. Therefore, you don't need to deliberately avoid this topic from me."

Oh... "Senior Sister Sang, you seem to have a good relationship with Eldest Brother? But I see that you don't have much contact with each other?"

Sister Sang: "It's because you haven't had much contact with each other in the past ten years since you were born. This period of time happened to be around the time I entered Yuanying, and I had less communication with the outside world. My relationship with the elder brother is really good. Sometimes he does things a little casually. , He himself knows this weakness, so in order to improve it, he sometimes asks me to help sort out the plan."

Me: "Obligation to help?"

Senior Sister Sang: "I will definitely be one of the head assistants in the future. This is what I should do."

Me: "Maybe it's not an assistant, but an elder."

Senior Sister Sang: "I would like to borrow your good words. But even elders have to take care of things, isn't Elder Pei the same?"

0382_ total boss

When I saw Eldest Brother the next day, his expression must be very strange, as if I knew him all over again.

"..." Senior Brother looked at Senior Sister Sang, "What's the matter?"

Sister Sang: "We talked about you yesterday."

Big brother: "It seems that there is nothing good to say."

Senior Sister Sang: "Where, I expressed my admiration for you to Junior Brother Pei."

Eldest brother: "I remember when you expressed your admiration to me, 'I'm sick' and 'I'm dying'?"

Senior Sister Sang: "That's how I express it now."

Eldest brother: "Thank you so much for your praise. Junior beauty, let's talk about Wo Qianyan harassing you yesterday. I heard he was beaten so hard by you?"

Me: "Where did you hear that?"

Senior brother: "I heard from your sister that she went to the place where Wo Qianyan lives this morning to observe the situation."

"..." I looked at my sister, "You didn't like him?"

My sister rolled her eyes: "What do you care about him?"

Me: "He looked quite distraught when he walked out the window last night."

My sister sneered: "When I saw him this morning, he still hadn't recovered. The nuns of the Demon League were still laughing at him for showing off his feathers, but he was splashed like a drenched chicken. In the end, he just retorted absent-mindedly that he was a snake without feathers." .What happened to you?"

Me: "What can I do to him?"

Senior Sister Sang: "Junior Brother Pei faced Wo Qianyan's temptation yesterday, not only did he not respond at all, but he also pointed out that the other party was not beautiful enough, at the same time he disliked his body odor, and he also expressed ridicule at his seductive posture which was nothing new."

Me: "I didn't laugh."

Senior Sister Sang: "Wo Qianyan sees it as ridicule. Being pointed out by a chick is outdated."

Me: "Originally, all of them can be found in the materials of the Acacia Sect. Although there are some differences, I can find the prototypes of all postures in the Acacia Sect materials. I thought that the demon cultivator could be special. The secret recipe."

My sister: "You seem quite disappointed?"

Me: "Keep learning."

Senior Brother: "You misunderstood the Demon League on this point. It's not that they didn't introduce the old to bring forth the new, but that as soon as they introduced the old to bring forth the new, the Hehuan Sect will release new works, and then the Demon League will find that the new poses that have been polished by the Hehuan Sect seem to be more attractive. Feeling, it’s just a little more conservative, and then Yaomeng will adjust their new fashion according to the new work of Hehuanzong, and share an original design fee from Hehuanzong by the way... It’s quite a pleasure to cooperate with each other.”

Sure enough, the Hehuan Sect is the sect with the most stable position, the most presence, and the boss in the cultivation world—they can be found everywhere.

0383_topic

Me: "I still think the posture of Hehuanzong is better. I said that I felt a sense of disobedience when I saw Wo Qianyan posing yesterday. I thought it was because his appearance was too different from the Hehuanzong model. It turned out that they were It has been re-edited. Maybe it is more in line with the aesthetics of demon cultivators, but unfortunately my aesthetics belong to humans. In fact, I still have reactions when I read the works of Hehuanzong..."

After I finished speaking, I remembered that there were two more ladies here, so I shut up.

The ladies didn't appreciate my kindness at all, or rather, they didn't regard me as the opposite sex at all. 'Children' have no gender in the eyes of the elderly.These two are... Although I don't know the exact age, they must be several hundred years old... Elders.

"What is your reaction? Why haven't I seen it?" My sister asked.

... how could I possibly let you see this?As a time traveler who was born with a sense of shame in this life, the fact that you changed my diaper back then made me so ashamed that I hit the wall. How could I accidentally stand in front of you... The monk actually changed the diaper manually , Then I thought about it, it was just trying to find fault with me on purpose!

"The face is flushed, the eyes are moist, and maybe there is a slight moan..." Senior Sister Sang said, "Thinking about it this way, if Junior Brother Pei reacted last night, it might be Wo Qianyan who was tempted to do something wrong That's right. When he can't stand the temptation and rushes towards Junior Brother Pei, I can use the name of defense to be fair..."

"Hack him to death." My sister continued, biting the words extremely forcefully, as if biting someone.To be honest, what kind of enmity do you have with Wo Qianyan?

"Chopping 'to death' is still not acceptable," Senior Sister Sang said, "Otherwise, there will be rumors that Junior Brother Pei was captured by Wo Qianyan and that's why our Cloud Cloud Sect is so angry. It's fine if you get seriously injured."

I looked at the elder brother, and secretly gestured to him to prevent the two ladies from continuing to talk about this topic. The elder brother pretended to be deaf and dumb, holding a piece of jade slip and studying it very seriously.

Why don't you pretend to be sincere, okay?The jade slip also has the logo of the Atlas of the Hehuan Sect, you just see a small yellow picture, why pretend to be deep? !

0384_How to deal with it

I glared at him for a long time before the senior brother finally put down the jade slip, and waved to me with a smile: "Girls, let's not participate in chatting, come on, let me tell you how to deal with the next demon cultivator, you will be less Some trouble."

I was taken aback for a moment, and then I had a headache: "Wouldn't they all come to try?"

Big brother: "No matter who they are, they all have their own most confident point. For the demon cultivators, the most confident of their group lies in their seductiveness. Their appearance is largely set by themselves during the transformation process. Yes, it was their first work during the process of becoming a demon, and they even laughed at the fact that there is no choice in the appearance of human beings, and even the reshaping of the body after the Nascent Soul is mostly to adjust the state, rather than fundamentally change the appearance."

Me: "So what? There are many people who are more beautiful than them. Most of the temperaments of demon cultivators are too similar, but the temperament of human beings is very changeable. For example, my little uncle has a completely different type of beauty from demon cultivators. I don't believe that any demon cultivator dares to say that he is more beautiful than the little uncle."

Eldest brother: "Of course different types can't be compared, so the demon cultivator didn't think about looking for the junior uncle, let alone they can't afford to provoke them now, even when the junior uncle's cultivation level is still low..."

He stopped suddenly, probably because he realized like me that the little master uncle looked like a gentleman when his cultivation base was still low, which is a category that normal demon cultivators simply ignore, and of course he has never been harassed.

The senior brother coughed: "Anyway, the demon cultivators are interested in you precisely because your appearance is similar to theirs, but you are also a human being, with a purely natural and unintentional appearance, and your gender is male. It fits the aesthetics of demon cultivators. It’s okay if they don’t meet, but if they do, they will definitely pester you until your curiosity is satisfied.”

I sincerely ask: "So, how can I satisfy their curiosity as soon as possible?"

Big brother: "Just like you did last night, be honest, serious, and factual that they don't attract you. Do it once, ten times, and twenty times. Never When you are angry, don't yell, don't accuse and swear, and don't swing your sword at each other... don't show any emotional ups and downs, you must be calm, and you can endure it up to [-] times."

0385_ Take it easy

What kind of bad idea is this, to endure blindly?I am dissatisfied.

Big brother: "Trust me, if you get excited, you'll have to brush them for a second round or even more."

Me: "Why? I get excited when I get them excited? Is it because of your physique?"

"No," Senior Sister Sang leaned over, "It's because you're too tempting when you're excited. You're just beautiful when you're cold, but when you're emotionally ups and downs..."

My sister: "Let the demon want to fall down. You have to know that the demon cultivator is not a race that can endure desire. You don't want to really alarm the little uncle to save this field?"

"..." I took out the mirror to study my expression when I was excited.

Big brother: "I have a collection here, do you want to see it?"

Me: "... what collection?"

Eldest brother: "The selection of your various vivid expressions, I have not teased you for nothing all these years. When your cultivation level is high enough to protect yourself in the future, I will sell this collection to the Hehuan Sect, and guarantee The entire cultivation world..."

Amidst my frantic stare, the elder brother still finished: "Looting. The auction has a new high price."

Senior Sister Sang: "Eldest brother, you should take it easy, enough self-protection means that after Junior Brother Pei becomes an elder, after becoming a god? At that time, your cultivation level is likely to be lower than his, so you are not afraid of him hacking you to death." you?"

Eldest brother: "No, I was the head of the sect at that time, Junior Brother Pei wouldn't hack the head to death and plunge the Yunxia Sect into chaos."

Me: "Maybe you have abdicated by then."

Senior Brother: "It won't be that far, I have confidence in Brother Pei's cultivation speed."

Where did it come from?Why didn't I?

Eldest brother: "Besides, even if I am an elder at that time, it is a taboo of the Yunxia Sect to kill each other. Of course, a rule-abiding person like Junior Brother Pei would not violate it."

Is your self-confidence entirely based on your trust in my self-control?I don't believe this stuff myself, Senior Sister Sang is right, you'd better take it easy.