Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0386_ compliment

Talking about the elders and the head of the sect is of course a joke. There are endless surprises on the road of cultivation, and even peeping into the gate of heaven can't predict the future.There are too many such things where a short distance becomes a world in an instant.Even if tomorrow is the succession ceremony of the senior brother, he may miss the position of the leader today due to various accidents, such as sudden death, sudden madness, or being possessed by something...

"I think you are cursing me." Eldest brother leaned on the table and looked at me with his head propped up.

Me: "I don't have that skill."

Besides, I'm not just bad-mouthing you, I'm also bad-mouthing myself.

For things as far away as the elders of Huashen, I must first successfully form an alchemy, and then successfully form a baby, and then I can talk about impacting Huashen.Know how hard it is?Do you know what is the ratio of the number of people who established foundation to Jindan?Do you know the ratio of Jindan to Yuanying?

I have been used to being a denominator in my previous life. When it comes to squeezing a single-plank bridge to become "one" in how many times, it is like facing a lottery. .

The only thing I can rely on is that according to historical records, the average cultivation level of Yunxia Sect’s inner disciples before death can reach Jindan. I think I should be able to do it with an average value. After all, my conditions are greater than this sect’s. Some of the disciples are much better. It would be very illogical if they couldn't even reach the average.

Jindan should come naturally, but Nascent Soul... under my mother's almost hand-in-hand recording guidance and my father's tailor-made training adjustments, maybe, should, or can it be achieved...?I really don't dare to think about it any further.

This kind of timidity has been ridiculed by my father: "Normal people with your conditions at least dare to think of the Mahayana period, and even dare to dream of reappearing the glory of ascension. But you don't even dare to surpass your own father? No, to be precise, even with your own Daddy dare not stand shoulder to shoulder?"

In fact, in the world of my previous life, "cultivation" itself was just a daydream.If you don't consider that there are psychic groups that are said to exist in that world and are separated from normal society, self-cultivation is just a fantasy in the story.In this life, you let me treat the fantasies I once had as reality. Well, I haven't fully adjusted in more than ten years, let me adapt again?

To my surprise, my father didn't express contempt, disdain, or reprimand for my 'unadaptable' statement. He just said: "The Qi training period adapts to the foundation building period, and the foundation building period adapts to thinking about the golden elixir stage, the golden elixir stage. The stage adapts to the Nascent Soul stage, and the Nascent Soul stage adapts to thinking about the God Transformation stage... Take a step and look at a step, and your eyes will always fall on a place that is one step away. Don't think too much about uncontrollable things, just focus on the present, only focus on It can be grasped now. It lacks planning, but it may not be impossible. Anyway, you are not smart enough, and a stupid person using a stupid method is a suitable path."

...I think he praised me that time, although there seems to be something wrong with the way and direction of the praise...

0387_ play

After that, the [-] monsters of the Monster League really took turns to show their presence in front of me, but not all of them came to seduce me once, on the contrary, the ones who came to seduce me were only a small number of the [-] monsters.

First of all, none of the eight female demon cultivators played temptation in front of me.According to the habits of the animal kingdom, the ones who perform the courtship dance and show off their muscles are generally males, and the females usually use the judge's eyes to select the male who is most suitable to be the father of their children.

I don't know if it's because the demon cultivators whose original form is an animal are more active. Obviously, there are still a large number of demon cultivators whose original form is a plant or an inanimate object in the demon alliance, but the overall habits are obviously similar to those of animals.

In other words, female demon cultivators are really much more reserved than male demon cultivators.

Those eight female demon cultivators all came to see me.Although there were also two who said that if I was interested, they would not mind posting, but after I firmly refused, they just said:

"It's a pity. If you change your mind, you can come to us at any time. At your age, it seems that there is no possibility of becoming disabled in the future, so this invitation will be valid even after a thousand years."

thank you.I refrained from mentioning my sexual orientation, because I was afraid of stimulating those male demon cultivators even more.

With my trying not to stimulate, the remaining eleven male monsters came to me alone, or in groups of three or two.The former is really trying to conquer me, to prove the charm of Yaoxiu, to prove that he is more attractive than Wo Qianyan, while the latter is a bit of a playful nature, and will ask questions like this:

"Have you really seen all these postures from the materials of the Hehuan Sect? So many? All? Even if your mother is an elder of the Hehuan Sect, but you are a disciple of the Yunxia Sect, the Hehuan Sect is willing to release a large amount of information to you ?”

"That's right, there are a few postures involving exercises just now, neither our Demon League nor the Hehuan Sect will introduce them in detail to the outside world, so you can see them casually?"

I seriously explained to them: "It's not casual. It's definitely impossible to be open to me indefinitely when it comes to the exercises of Hehuanzong." Although it is almost the same, the part that is not open is mainly because of my cultivation rather than my Yunxiazong. The identity of the disciple.The Hehuan Sect really treated me very preferentially. After thinking about it, it should be because of my face, "However, I can actually see many things from my father. I don't need to ask the Hehuan Sect for help."

Yaoxiu said that this statement is very reasonable and very convincing: "Every monk has a collection of works of the Hehuan Sect. The stronger the strength and the stronger the background, the more collections. Pei Chang's late stage god, backed by the Yunxia Sect, except Except for the elders of the three major sects, there may not be many who have more Acacia Sect collections than him in the entire cultivation world."

This... cultivation level has nothing to do with the Hehuan Sect's collection, really.My dad has a lot of collections because my mother left a lot for him, otherwise his collection should not be as good as the Nascent Soul or even the Golden Elixir of your Monster League, because my dad is actually a bit ascetic...

Well, since he became a Taoist couple with my mother, probably not many people in the whole cultivation world will believe in his abstinence system.

...After my words spread today, the few people who believe in the truth about his character may also cry to bury Elder Pei's integrity... I shivered, thinking that I might be beaten by my father when I went back.The power of rumor makers and disseminators who take out of context and add brain supplements is really terrifying.

0388_Achieve the predetermined character design

Regardless of what will happen after returning to Yunxiazong, anyway, now in Yuhe, I finally got over the curiosity of the Demon League.After a round of swiping, they said, although I am indeed too beautiful to be human, and I feel more like a sick person, but since I can't use force, and the temptation really doesn't work at all, then this matter will come to an end and wait for them Try again after you get Yuhe's treasure.

——They are looking forward to jade and treasures as beauty products, and they may not be interested in other types.After all, although the way of cultivating a demon cultivator after transforming into a human form is basically the same as that of a human being, in detail, a demon cultivator has his own unique way of cultivation.Just like the seductive posture, it is similar to the Albizia sect, but slightly different.If the treasures of the human mystic realm, such as jade and jade, are too involved in cultivation, demon cultivators will not be able to use them at all, and they are far less valuable than pure resources such as beauty.

I don't know how our Yunxia Sect's investigation of treasures is progressing, because I strictly follow the instructions of the elder brother and brush my face in Yuhe every day.Walking on the street now, no one would ask 'Who is this', but would say 'Mr. Pei, this time Mr. Pei Lin, the special guest, he came over! ’ and maybe a few screams as a bonus.

Even if I yell in public now: "I'm here to steal your treasure!" If the treasure is really related to beauty, some local people may steal it for me.And if the treasure has nothing to do with beauty, the public will say: "Don't make trouble, what do you want that ugly thing for?"

Ask me why I know their reaction?Because I really said that in public...

How could I 'roar' without roaring?I just asked by the way when I was shopping: "What is the legendary treasure? I came here because I heard that there is a treasure."

The masses answered me sentence by sentence:

"I don't know this time. The royal family blocked the news, but Mr. Pei is a guest and can come and go from the palace at will. You can ask directly."

"Anyway, it must be something that can make people more beautiful. Otherwise, how can it be called a treasure? It must be suitable for Mr. Pei. Don't worry, Mr. Pei. We will not let others take away something that suits you so much."

"If you take it away, we will take it back for you. Only the most beautiful treasures are worthy of it."

"Mr. Pei asked this. Didn't the royal family tell you what the treasure is?"

Everyone was too enthusiastic, so I managed to interject: "The news about the royal family is kept very tight. I asked directly, on the sidelines, and my classmates also asked, but there was no clue at all."

"It's so strange, didn't the royal family always love to show off their treasures? Why is it so mysterious this time?"

"Isn't it a beauty product this time? Does it have nothing to do with beauty?"

"What kind of treasure is that?"

"That's why we invite outsiders to bid for treasures that are not treasures. Outsiders don't value beauty products very much, so if they are not beauty products, they are more valuable to them. The benefits we exchange can be exchanged for better ones, which are good for us. Something of value."

"It seems reasonable to say that, but wouldn't Mr. Pei come in vain?"

... Everyone really believes that I am here for beauty.Obviously I never said that, I didn't even use the lines that the big brother gave me just in case-to be exact, the lines that I specially asked the big brother to help me just in case-to show that I love A line of determination that is beautiful but ignores cultivation.As a result, the lines don't need to appear on the stage, and the brain supplementation of the masses is enough for me to achieve the predetermined character design.

It seems that my face is really not doing business properly, and I don't know how to work hard to do serious things.

0389_ invisible

I was very tired of being surrounded by enthusiastic Yuhe people, and my sister was even more tired than me.

Obviously as long as I appear in public, the distance between her and me will never exceed one meter, but everyone can see me at the same time, and tens of thousands of eyes can't see her.As a result, when my sister went to the street alone, no one looked at her differently. Even, if she dressed according to Yuhe's customs, she would be mistaken for a local from time to time.

To put it bluntly, my sister is even more distressed. The fur ball I hold in my arms every day is more impressive than her.

... On the one hand, I praised my sister for her knowledge of jade and customs, and on the other hand, of course, she ridiculed her for having a passerby face.

Yuhe is also good enough, with a total of 10,000+ people. In a relatively closed place like the Secret Realm, it is possible to mistake outsiders for locals.It is not required that they must know 10,000+ people, but those who have lived for hundreds of years should at least have a familiar impression of these 10,000+ compatriots?How indifferent are they to the public face?

And my sister is at the Golden Core Stage, how many Golden Core Stages does Yuhe have in total?Is it hard to remember what they all look like?Can this be wrong?

"Is this a question of getting it wrong?" My sister was furious, "When I was by your side, they didn't ignore me, they disliked me, and now they dare not scold me in front of me, and they are not all calling me ugly behind my back. The result? , when I walked alone, even if I didn't change my clothes, they didn't realize that I was the ugly bodyguard next to you!"

My sister took a breath and concluded: "I really can't understand Yuheren."

Me: "Actually, looking at the bright side, their thinking has caused a lot of attention to be focused on me. Senior brother, they are much more convenient to act? Let alone Yuheren now, even people from other sects are faster Believe me, it’s a fake business trip and beauty treatment.”

My sister: "If I had known earlier, I should have exchanged with Senior Sister Sang. Even running errands for senior brother is better than being your ugly bodyguard."

Me: "...don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself."

My sister: "So I'm just saying that, otherwise I would have had the cheek to change it."