Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0696_Cooperation

I chose a few unpopular finding tasks and asked the mortal employees: "Is there anyone willing to cooperate with me to do these tasks? We pay us fifty-five cents, and I can guarantee that in addition to the time spent on the road, I will spend it on locating things." for no more than 10 minutes."

Everyone in the staff area raises their hands.

Me: "...Brother Yang, put your hands down."

Brother Yang at the peak of Foundation Establishment: "I'm not human?"

The mortal staff next to him dared to complain: "Immortals are beyond the scope of human beings."

Brother Yang: "Hey, you dare to complain about me, how courageous you are."

"Okay, you," Senior Sister Xia, who is also at the peak of Foundation Establishment, dragged Senior Brother Yang out, "What are you meddling with ordinary human tasks?"

Brother Yang: "As a partner with Pei Meiren, why can't I participate? Pei Meiren is also a monk, he can do ordinary human tasks, why can't I?"

Senior Sister Xia: "Are you kidding? Second Young Master really needs to find a partner to do this kind of task? He obviously provides a means of finding and then asks mortals to help run errands. Are you going to run errands?"

Brother Yang: "You can also..."

Senior Sister Xia: "Running errands alone, Meiren Pei will definitely not leave the office."

Brother Yang: "Forget it."

Watching the two go out, I said to ordinary people: "As Senior Sister Xia said, my so-called cooperation is that I provide a means of finding, and then I need someone to run errands for me. If I don't go with me, I won't go out to do business. The place." This kind of task monks will only encourage unhealthy trends and evil spirits, so we should avoid it, and I don't want to go out to meet people.

Me: "So, now I ask again, who is willing to cooperate with me on these tasks?"

Everyone raised their hands again.

I:"……"

Senior Brother Yang poked his head in: "Second Young Master, it's not okay for you to be voluntary like this, so just point someone out."

Everyone agreed with the point plan.

good.I put the fur ball on the ground, it looked up at me, then looked straight ahead, jumped up, tapped on a table, landed on a table by the window behind, turned its head and looked at me He lowered his tail.

Me: "Then this is Mr. Wu Heng? Happy cooperation." You raised your hand twice just now, so I will ask you again without hypocrisy.

0697_assistant

The fur ball jumped back into my arms, and Mr. Wu Heng walked in front of me a little nervously.This is a frail scholar-type gentleman. At first glance, he feels that he is powerless and a purely intellectual player.

Junior Martial Uncle also looks like a scholar, but even if Junior Martial Uncle doesn't make a move, no one will think that Junior Martial Uncle is a good stubble.Similar body shape and different aura will give people completely different feelings.

Generally speaking, Mr. Wu Heng is not my type. The problem is not his appearance but his temperament. I don’t know what Mao Qiu likes about him. However, it is true that none of the mortal employees here is my type.Not calm enough, can't tell whether it's gentle or not, or whether it's firm or not... Cough, I'm just picking a temporary partner, not a love partner.

...However, temporary partners can still be more aesthetically pleasing.

I asked Wu Heng: "If something falls in a relatively remote place, it may require you to do some physical work, running around, climbing up and down, etc. You... can you run 1000 meters in a few minutes? Can you climb? tree?"

Wu Heng: "I, I can pass 1000 meters, and trees...can be climbed."

It sounds very forced... Forget it, it's not a big problem, he is mainly used to communicate with people.

I passed all the detailed instructions of the task to him, then pointed to Maoqiu and said to Wu Heng: "You can follow it to find things. It is called Maoqiu. It can understand human speech, although its language you I don’t understand, but it will try to make you understand, please communicate with it on an equal footing.”

I thought about it, and put a small text input device on Maoqiu's neck, so that it can communicate with Wu Heng with some simple words - Maoqiu can now input words, but it is still difficult to form sentences - but :

"Outside, cats are not very good at typing, try not to use it."

"I understand." Wu Heng nodded in awe, and hesitantly stretched out his hand to Mao Qiu, as if he wanted to be Mao Qiu's humanoid car, but he didn't dare.

The fur ball wouldn't let others hold it, so it jumped to the ground and walked outside.

Me: "Follow it, you are its assistant for the time being. I will keep watching you all the time, if you have any questions, you can contact the office, and I will answer."

"Oh...Okay, I see." Wu Heng seemed to have not recovered, he stammered, and hurriedly followed the fur ball.

I went back to the office and began to follow Fuqiu and his assistant to complete the task.

0698_Looking for a cat

Wu Heng rode on the two-wheeled electric bicycle, and the fur ball jumped into the basket in front of the bicycle.Wu Heng discussed with Mao Qiu: "Then, let's go find the cat first?"

The furball nodded.Wu Heng's face showed joy, probably because he thought it was not difficult to communicate like this.

"Maoqiu chose a good person," Senior Brother Yang also came over to watch with me, "Wu Heng is very careful. Last time, a few middle school students ran away from home. They had all sorts of suspicions. They asked their parents and teachers for fun. Turning around, Wu Heng took over half a day to find all the people, even the last struggle of one of their sacrifices dragging the seeker and the others running away in all directions was ineffective."

Senior Sister Xia also came over: "The brats held a grudge against Wu Heng because of this, and made trouble for him several times. It's okay to fight wits, anyway, the combined resourcefulness of those few is like a joke in Wu Heng's eyes. The gap between puzzles of more than a thousand pieces. However, after a few failures, the brats resorted to violence."

Me: "Wu Heng was beaten?"

Senior Brother Yang: "How can it be, there are so many preludes, we are already prepared. It is not easy for us to make small fights, but they are all going to break Wu Heng's bones, so of course we are going to break them all first. But before we could make a move, the plans of those cubs were discovered by their parents, and the anger of running away from home before had not disappeared, and a new account was added, and these few were sent to participate in some kind of physical training camp , I haven’t come back for almost three months, I heard that I was transferred to a school with military management.”

Me: "Wu Heng is among them...?"

Brother Yang: "Who knows. We only guarantee the safety of our employees for mortal missions, and the client's follow-up is their own business."

While talking, Wu Heng and Mao Qiu had already arrived at the door of the person who entrusted him to find the cat.

This task is not the closest to the office location among Wu Heng's several tasks, but it is the closest to here among the tasks of finding cats. Maybe Wu Heng thinks that both are cats, so it is relatively easy to find fur balls.

The youngest daughter kept a cat in this family, and it was also the youngest daughter who was anxious about losing the cat. The youngest daughter placed an order through the online system of the office, but the adults in the family were not lukewarm about the cat. I'm just fine, and I'm very dissatisfied with my youngest daughter entrusting them to find cats at the price of buying an unknown number of new cats behind their backs.

If the commission received by the Yunxiazong office is not rejected or rejected automatically within a time limit, then only the client has the right to revoke it, and the younger daughter will not revoke it even if she is scolded and bitten to death. Anyway, her The entrustment fee is the pocket money she saved and the support of a few friends, and it has all been transferred to the office account. The adults in the family dare not ask Yunxiazong for a refund, so they can only hold their noses and admit it, but it is clear express:

"If you don't have enough money in the future and need to add more money, you can find her, we can't control it, if she doesn't make enough money, please cancel the mission directly."

0699_contact

One thing that needs to be noted is that I did not take this task of finding cats, but Wu Heng himself. He took it as soon as the task list was posted today.Of course, even if he doesn't pick it up, I will pick it up the day after tomorrow at the latest.The little girl's cherishing heart for pets needs to be well protected. The point is that I like cats.

After Wu Heng knocked on the door, it was the lord who opened the door, and when he heard what Wu Heng came for, the lord's face turned cold immediately——Although the office belongs to Yunxia Sect, the staff that the client has daily contact with are all from the same Ordinary people like them, except for those who sincerely want to ask monks for help, although others dare not offend the staff of the office too much, but they are not afraid to offend them at all.At least put on a face, say a few angry words, etc. Everyone knows that monks can't deal with ordinary people just because of that.

As for those who dare to try to injure and maim the office staff, they can only be said to be ignorant and fearless.But they were ignorant and fearless, and their parents still knew they were afraid, so they immediately dealt with them heavily.

The youngest daughter also walked to the door when she heard the knock on the door, because Wu Heng had already contacted her before coming.Her parents glared at the little daughter at this time: "You can handle what you messed with." After speaking, they gave up the position of the door to the little daughter, but the parents didn't go far, and stood behind their daughter, Looking at Wu Heng.

—Maybe I want to find some mistakes and omissions, and I can educate my daughter after the matter is over: the monk's office is nothing special, and children just waste money.

Wu Heng looked at the fur ball, and the fur ball patted his nose with its paws, Wu Heng reacted for two seconds, and said to his little daughter: "I'll borrow a few items from the lost cat, and ask for the ones it uses the most."

"I'm ready," said the youngest daughter, and dragged out the cat litter, cat food bowl, and cat teaser from the corner of the wall...

The fur ball went forward to sniff, then jumped back into the basket, with one paw resting on the edge of the basket.

Wu Heng smiled at his youngest daughter: "Shall we go find it together?"

Younger daughter: "Okay."

"Wait," the parent said, "What if it's a liar? Are you just going with someone like that?"

The youngest daughter opened the webpage: "The employee information of the Feicheng branch of the Yunxia Sect's office in the mortal world. Looking at the photo, this person is called Wu Heng. I confirmed the information after he took over the task. I am not as stupid as you think."

Parent: "Do you think you know everything? How powerful are the liars now..."

"Actually," Wu Heng interjected softly, "Parents can also go together, or we can invite more people..."

Parent: "..."

Youngest daughter: "Ha, look, what a simple thing..."

Senior Brother Yang commented: "This little girl deserves a beating. Just looking at the mission introduction, I thought she was a poor little girl who was oppressed at home."

It wasn't that the little poor girl showed a mocking face at her parents, and the parents didn't overreact in the slightest, but just glared at her again.It can be seen that her parents' various resistances to her cat-finding entrustment are not only a problem of the entrustment itself, but the point may be that she often struggles with her parents when she enters the rebellious period.

Girls in the second stage of middle school are not easy to raise.