Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0692_ make amends

Pei Cen: "Yes, but there are also some disciples who haven't practiced Qi when they first started? They won't be able to use the jade slips, so they must prepare learning materials for them?"

Me: "That's a child who can't read all the words. Do you think this in your hand is suitable for children to use as an enlightenment book?"

Pei Cen: "...There are always some exceptions? For example...the spiritual root test is late, and the age of starting cultivation is old..."

Me: "There are very few, and a set of advanced paper-based reading materials is specially prepared for the very few? Anyway, Yunxiazong treats such disciples regardless of other things, and first enters Qi training. Extended readings will not be placed before Qi training Ask to read."

Pei Cen: "..."

Me: "But it's more likely that it was temporarily intercepted from a jade slip and printed out."

Pei Cen might want to stare at me, but he didn't dare. He lowered his head and read murderously to the paper, and suddenly he let out a gasp as he read: "This kind of feeling seems more right, Senior Lin, are you guiding me?" ? Thank you!" Laughing like a flower.

But I really didn't guide you, I don't know anything about music repair.

She didn't listen to my explanation, and started to read it in the roaring style, angry style, tragic style, etc. - she explained the style of each style to me - until I wanted to turn off the sound shielding, but felt I was a little embarrassed, so I had to ignore her as much as possible and read the information in my head.

I sent Pei Cen home, stayed at Pei's house for another night at the warm invitation of Pei's family, and then returned to the office.

There were no special entrustments in the few days I left, and the monks in the office had a very leisurely life, but I still plan to make up for my leaving the post, and let all entrustments be sent every day for the next ten days from today. Pass the information to me, and I'll check it out.

Colleague monk: "You are robbing the jobs of mortal workers."

Me: "I just read the entrusted materials, which is the work of monks." It's just that monks generally don't read all of them, but read the preliminary sorting by mortal staff. They worked hard too.”

Colleague monk: "Oh, I finally found out. Don't worry, they are happy. Didn't you see that they took the opportunity to walk around the door of your office? They just couldn't find an excuse to come in, deliver drinks, deliver food, deliver flowers... all with No way."

That is, the ordinary drinks and food in the mortal world are far inferior to those in the canteen of Yunxiazong, and the flowers are far inferior to those in Zhuangfeng.Occasionally, it’s okay to eat and have a look. It’s okay to send three meals a day, or a few catties for each meal.

0693_ Discuss the facts

There are a lot of commissions sent to the Yunxiazong office every day, because the Yunxiazong office in the mortal world also includes incident handling work for the affairs of the mortal world.

A long time ago, when ordinary people thought that something was man-made, they would not consider reporting it to the offices of the cultivation sects, and the offices of the various cultivation sects would not be able to get the news at the first time. , Often the incident is already a bit serious, and it is difficult to recover the loss if it is resolved.

Therefore, the offices of various cultivation sects cooperate with the police or private detective agencies in the mortal world, and do not participate in other people's handling of matters, but only share information and provide their own force as a backing.

Later, the monks felt that cooperation was sometimes in the way, and that information sharing could never be truly transparent, so they simply set up a branch to deal with mortal affairs by themselves, looking for cats and dogs to connect to the sewer and answer everything.

The incident handling offices established by various sects are all officially registered in the mortal world and have formal qualifications. The name is the xx sect's office in the mortal world. Monks, but the external acceptance process is the same thing, the difference is only in the charging standard.

On the one hand, the work of a large number of mortal employees in the office is to record task entrustments, and on the other hand, it is to deal with pure mortal tasks that do not require the help of monks, that is, the above-mentioned looking for cats and dogs.

The work is very complicated, but relying on the cultivation sect, the clients dare not to lower the price, find faults, or make troubles. It is quite comfortable to work, and the salary is very generous, so many ordinary people are willing to work in the cultivation sect office, even if this job There is a clear distinction between mortals and monks everywhere, which makes many people who advocate fairness feel uncomfortable and feel that they are being discriminated against.

——In fact, these people just think too much, and they always expand the concept and put it on the line.There is no such thing as discrimination or non-discrimination, it is just that whoever is suitable for something can do it.

However, in the territory of the monks, it is useless to complain about discrimination. According to some mortals, the whole world of cultivation discriminates against low cultivation bases. The monks themselves do not promote equality for their lower-level monks. Eat carrots and worry about crossing borders to take care of ordinary people's psychological problems?

The Xiuzhen sect office recruits ordinary employees with the same attitude: come if you like it, come if you have any opinions.When you come, do things well and don't complain, and get out if you don't stop complaining.This is not responsible for psychological counseling.

The monks who are on duty in the office, if they are too busy, will sometimes help out with commissions for mortals. It is very convenient to find cats with a tracking trick, but the commission fee is not enough to make up for the consumption of spiritual power.If you use a tracing talisman to find it, if it weren't for the talisman repairer who can't draw the talisman himself, there is no place to reimburse the cost of the tracing talisman.

——The commission fee standard is like that. If you want to kill a chicken with a sledgehammer, do you still expect someone to report you a sledgehammer fee?I'm used to you lavish sect monks.Go learn how to spend casual practice, if you don't learn well, you'll be fine.

0694_very innocent

Even in Kunlun, the number of offices in the mortal world is not so large that it can be spread all over the world. After all, every office needs to have disciples guarding there. The sects formed a tacit understanding. Once a city has an office of a sect, other sects will not go there. Everyone will come first, first served, or if one is withdrawn midway, others will be added.

In this way, basically every big city can have an office.

From a long time ago, the office of the cultivation sect in Feicheng was Yunxia Sect, so when my father wanted to apply for the sect, he naturally chose Yunxia Sect.In the place where my mother was born, there was no Cultivation sect office. She bumped into the territory of the Hehuan Sect while hiding in Tibet, taking advantage of the situation to suppress people, and instigated disputes. Later, her hometown was arranged by the Hehuan Sect. office.

In fact, if you want to entrust a cultivation sect to do something, you don't necessarily need to visit the physical office, and you can also place an order online.However, if you ask about the sect of self-cultivation, either the client is very anxious to value it, or the client is very wealthy. Both of them feel that it is better to meet their needs and sincerity through face-to-face interviews.

Many people who place orders online are jokingly trying to give it a try, and the entrusted tasks are very simple, and they are all solved by ordinary people.So these clients often feel that after seeing the task solving process, the office is branded as a cultivation school, but in fact it is an ordinary detective agency or master house, and the price is so much more expensive than other companies, which is not worth it at all.

As time passed by word of mouth, ordinary people felt that there would be no monks to solve the problem for those who placed orders online. Part of it was done by the monk himself.

Then those clients who need to hire monks will be more determined to come to the door to entrust face-to-face, and those with experience will also tell future generations that when entrusting tasks in the office, you must be sincere, have a good attitude, and don’t save money. You must let the immortals feel it. to your sincerity, or they will dismiss your commission with mortal staff'.

If you want to find a monk to make a move, you must have a face-to-face interview, and you must be sincere.This is the unspoken rule of the office that the mortal world agrees with, so the development of the online ordering system of the office has not improved at all.

In fact, there has never been an unspoken rule in this matter, but the monks who said that no one believed them said that they were innocent: the entrustment of the mortal world is originally something that mortals can solve by themselves, and we can blame us for not taking action to make mortals misunderstand that the Cultivation Sect Office is just a crackdown. Did you buy a signboard to increase the price several times?It is good for the monks to raise this price.

You must know that it is useless for monks to take mortal world currency. Except for necessary expenses such as office supplies, water and electricity bills, all the mortal world currency received by the office is used to pay salaries and bonuses to mortal staff, so the mortal staff in the office The treatment has always been very good, because the monk who is the boss can't find anything to exploit.

In addition, the reason why the Cultivation Sect Office sets the entrustment fee for mortal affairs so high is mainly to reject simple tasks that clearly do not require monks to take action, for example, the task of finding a cat and finding a dog that was not rejected in fact— —Some people spend more money on pets than people these days.

0695_screening

I looked at the task entrustment list and asked my colleagues and seniors: "There are so many, can you do it? It is said that the development of online ordering is not good, but the quantity is still quite large."

Colleague senior: "Second son, you can see clearly, there is no region division by default when placing an order online, and the list is for the whole world."

Me: "I have seen it, but it is limited to the city and the surrounding cities, the number is still considerable."

Colleague senior: "Except for this city, the transportation expenses in other places will take up a large proportion. You must know that some commissions are only a few hundred dollars in total. Those commissions are impossible for monks to handle, and let mortal employees If you go, you will definitely have to subsidize the transportation expenses.”

Me: "I remember that there is Chiwuzong office in this city."

Colleague senior: "It's the client's random order again. Don't worry about it, as long as we don't accept it, we will automatically reject the commission after one day. If you don't like it, you can just reject it now."

I dragged the quests in this city with feasible entrustment content to the quest list of mortal employees, so that they can choose the quests they are good at or want to do.Those dragged into the employee's task list are marked as qualified in the initial task screening. If no one picks up the task, it will automatically send a rejection message to the client three days later and delete it from the list.

I quickly reviewed and sorted the tasks, and there were no monks, and the monks were still busy today.

I asked: "Will I rob the interests of ordinary employees if I accept the commission from ordinary human beings?" Because the income of ordinary employees is mainly a commission in addition to a small amount of basic salary. A task is directly equivalent to money.

Colleague senior: "You can accept the commission that is about to expire. Generally, if no one accepts it after one day, it is an unpopular commission. If no one accepts it after two days, it is a task that no one wants to do. If you continue to put it down, it is a rejection. If you accept that, it won’t affect their income.”

Me: "What kind of task no one wants to take?"

Senior colleague: "The difficulty of the task does not match the reward, or the client is particularly difficult to get along with. The former is the main one, and the latter will cause the former to appear. Because our task charging standards only stipulate the starting price, the specific amount depends on the task. In specific circumstances, generally, the client who cares more about the completion of the task than the cost will agree to wait until the task is completed to calculate the cost according to the difficulty of the task process. Although some have set the cost at the beginning, they also agree that if there is an accident in the middle of the task, they can increase the cost. Money. But some clients insisted on the price, saying that if you find a cat for 1000 yuan, you will only be given 1000 yuan, and there is nothing more. Well, if you're unlucky... then you'll be in trouble."

Me: "...This kind, why entrust us? Don't those detective agencies and investigation companies also have this kind of business? You can also bargain."

Colleague senior: "We are regular. Although the probability of rejection is a bit high, as long as you accept it, you will definitely be able to complete it with guaranteed quality. And it will save face if you say it. If he wants to say which small investigation company did it, no one has heard of it. It doesn't have the effect of showing off."

Me: "No matter how simple the process is, the agreed bottom-line price will not be less than one cent?"

Senior colleague: "Of course, who in the mortal world dares to bully Yunxiazong? We have restrained ourselves if we don't bully others."