Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0247_rabbit

An Yin, the doll rabbit man, is the captain of the Acacia Sect team in the Wanxin Secret Realm this time. He bowed to the head of Ji and replied: "This was just refined before I entered Wanxin. It is not perfect, and it is still there now." It is being adjusted, so although I carry it with me so that I can adjust it in time when I have inspiration, I have not shown it to everyone.”

Head Ji: "What was it supposed to do?"

An Yin looked at me.

"..." What are you looking at me for?I know, but can I say it?By saying yours, I mean I know everyone else's.Tell them I know what's hidden in the things they value most?Even in Yunxiazong, I didn't dare to tell the corresponding person of the magic weapon. I only told my father, not even the head of the sect——As for whether my father told the head of the sect, that is his judgment— — This is something more terrifying than pretending to be a ghost.

I know I'm tight-lipped, but can you believe me?Not to mention that some personal secrets also involve sect secrets, such as Kunlun's... Sigh, for the safety of my life, I'd better keep these secrets in my heart forever.

There were many thoughts in my mind, but my face was calm.Including my father, big brother, ice sculpture ghost, etc., once said that my expression is easy to understand, but in fact, if I want to, my numbness can be expressed perfectly, as long as I let the soul become broken after death That feeling is fine.

Sensible, but unresponsive.Standard facial paralysis face.

I stared at An Yin with a slumped face, An Yin smiled, and quickly looked away, explaining: "It was originally a manipulative type, and the blood of the person who needs to be controlled is painted on the rabbit's eyes, and the rabbit can be used." Turn the person into a shape with rabbit ears and tails, and the body will become soft and obedient. Play with the rabbit, and the person will be manipulated like a rabbit, and this indirect manipulation will amplify the pleasure , making the person's body become more limp and weak, getting close to the person who handles the rabbit."

Everyone took a step away from An Yin.

In the world of comprehension, it is really not a particularly difficult thing to get other people's blood. Although there are many means and utensils to prevent blood, hair, etc. There are many, so in the end it is a competition of cultivation.And since An Yin can become the captain of the Wanxin Hehuan Sect team, of course his cultivation level is a little higher than that of the team members - his appearance also happens to be the best.

When everyone finished withdrawing, An Yin added: "The blood must be donated voluntarily. The less resistance, the better the effect. If the blood was robbed or stolen, the person who lost the blood would not know that the blood was used on the rabbit. If you don’t even know that rabbits exist, it’s useless.”

Everyone booed him.

An Yin: "It's meant to be a fun item for you and me. I'm not interested in coercion. You should trust my taste."

What he said is true, but there is one more thing he concealed. The rabbit has been integrated, engraved, and woven into someone's blood, birth date, hair, nails, etc. during refining. It is specially refined for someone. Only when someone voluntarily smears blood on the rabbit's eyes can this sex doll exert its maximum effect. In the extreme case, it is really Ren Anyin who wants to get what he wants.

And that so-and-so... I couldn't bear to look at the unlucky boy who was being targeted by jackals, and only looked at the archive in my head.That child is really soft and cute, like a soft rabbit.

0248_Love rival is tricky

An Yin was one of the few people in the Wanxin team of the Hehuan Sect who didn't show any indecent gestures when encountering ghosts. He was only stunned for a moment when he first saw the ghost appear, then his face softened, and then... his face was filled with fear.

I guess at that time, I, the ghost, should have looked like his sweetheart in front of him, and I probably even assumed a seductive posture.But An Yin is very clear that his sweetheart doesn't have the same meaning for him at all, so it is easy to get rid of the temptation of appearance.

And the function of the imitation rabbit that appeared because of him is to find the sweetheart of the target person.The reason why I thought that An Yin would not want this was because I thought he would not be willing to expose his thoughts on Bi Yimu for the time being.But after thinking about it, it was because he didn't want to be exposed that he should control the dangerous items in his own hands.

——Bi Yimu is An Yin's sweetheart, a boy who looks like a soft and cute rabbit. At first glance, it is hard to imagine that he will be a disciple of Hehuan Sect. In fact, the important things he exposed in Wanxin are also pure. What a mess...in the sense that it is.

Bi Yimu's important item is a rope, which seems to be the kind used for bondage play, but in fact it is.But the reason why Bi Yimu valued this rope was because the owner of this thing should have saved him, which contained his longing for the person who saved him.It's a pity that he passed out when he was rescued. He didn't know who the person who saved him was, and he couldn't even be sure whether the rope belonged to the person who saved him. Whose savior's longing is pinned on this rope.

Even the reason why Bi Yimu joined Hehuan Sect was to find that benefactor.Because it is well known that Hehuanzong knows this kind of items best, so he came here without hesitation, and did not take those messy rumors about Hehuanzong seriously at all——Bi Yimu also did not show his displeasure when he met a ghost in Wanxin One of the disciples of the Hehuan Sect with elegant posture.

Hahaha.An Yin's rival in love is quite difficult, so he didn't even dare to confess, he only dared to secretly poke and prod while making a doll and flirting. The whole idiot with a capital letter is still the kind who has no courage to put it into practice, which is a shame to the unrestrained Acacia Sect prestige.

...It seems that I have nothing to be happy about, and it has nothing to do with me.It's too dark to gloat over anyone's embarrassing things, it's not good, it's not good.

0249_restart

Including the time on the road, I only stayed in Hehuanzong for one day before returning to Jijia Village. I read the photographic jade slips left in the house, which showed that everything was calm and no one noticed that I had left.

well.

I put away the puppet, meditated and rested for a few hours until dawn.After the door of Ji Zuo's house next door was opened, I also went out to buy daily necessities and pet supplies, and to prove to the neighbors that I was still alive.

Ji's mother, who was pulling a trolley case, really reacted when she saw me: "Finally come out, if you don't come out today, I'm going to knock on the door."

Me: "Take a little rest for a day."

"I think so too. It's tiring to go out alone. Where are you going?" Ji's mother was talking to me, but her eyes were on the fur ball in my hand.

I raised my hand and explained to her: "My pet."

Mother Ji: "When did you buy it? You didn't go out all day yesterday, and no one went in."

It's so clear... it really scares me.

Me: "I brought it from home."

Ji's mother looked suspicious: "It's the first time I've seen you since I saw you the day before yesterday."

Me: "Well, I kept it in my bag before."

Mother Ji: "...where to put it?"

I gestured to my backpack—why did I carry such a burdensome bag?It's just to cover up the abnormality in case of negligence.But the fur ball was really put inside.

The shape of my fur ball is always too eye-catching, which can attract a small amount of non-face control who are not attracted by my face, and it will obviously bulge out when I wear casual clothes in the mortal world in this weather, no Those who knew thought I was pregnant, or else thought I had a small belly.The picture is too beautiful to make it a reality.

It is basically impossible for mortals to hold living things in space-like artifacts. The main reason is that the energy consumption is too large. Mortals without spiritual power rely on spirit stones alone. Let alone the high cost, the key is that the spirit stones provide energy for the spirit beast bag. Not smooth and harmful to the living things inside.

Cultivators can actually make a magic weapon that mortals can use to contain living things and is harmless to living things, but why do they bother?And after all this effort, they have to watch mortals waste a lot of spirit stones for mortal beasts. The monks expressed their heartache and couldn't be used to it like this.

0250_The cat in the backpack

The fur ball's wings can be hidden, but it's not a big problem if it doesn't hide, anyway, it's a black mass, as long as it doesn't spread it, it can't tell which is the wing, which is the tail, which is the leg.

With the wings hidden, Furball looks like a normal kitten.

Ji's mother looked at me sadly: "You put the cat in the bag? The zipper of the bag is still tightly pulled? How many hours have you left it?"

Me: "Ah. Yes. Don't get excited, watch your blood pressure."

Mother Ji: "My mother's blood pressure is very good!"

Hmm... It is said that one of the signs of intimacy between people is not to say polite words, and to make complaints and casual self-proclaimed words in the conversation.

"No wonder it's so dying," Ji's mother continued to scold me, "You didn't learn how to take care of pets when you were at home? You just brought it out just because it was fun? You didn't think about its safety at all. Do you know These pets are very fragile? And they can’t tell humans their pain and discomfort, you have to think about them! You have to be responsible for raising pets!”

Hmm... First, Furball just likes to sleep, but it is healthy and edible, and it has never been dying at all. A mere mortal backpack can't hinder its breathing and survival at all; second, when it was an egg, it was my hand. The one I kept has never been handed to someone else; third, it is also in the foundation-building period, and it will definitely not be more fragile than me; fourth, if it has any discomfort, it can tell me carefully and without ambiguity; fifth,... ...Okay, I am a mortal now, so of course I should raise mortal beasts too, so I can't look too rough.

So I said, "Fortunately, I'm alive."

Ji's mother looked desperate for me.

I can only change the subject: "I'm going to buy something for it, is the pet store open now?"

Mother Ji: "Only the vegetable market is open at this time."

Me: "Oh...does the vegetable market sell fish?"

Mother Ji took a deep breath: "Such a small cat..."

"It's been out of its shell for almost two years," I said.Of course, I wouldn't say that a spirit beast cat born in the foundation stage is still a cub at the age of two.

Ji's mother froze for a moment, then glared at me again: "Cats are viviparous, what kind of shell is broken?"

Me: "Understood."

0251_ Take advantage of

I went to the vegetable market with Ji's mother, but I didn't buy anything. Obviously, I didn't bother to make it, and it didn't taste good. I just bought instant food and pretended to be fine.

Ji's mother couldn't stand it, and said: "You pay the food fee, and you can come to my house for three meals a day. It's okay to order food. Don't worry, I will never overcharge you."

I refused.Occasionally eating something good is called adjustment, but eating regularly every day makes me irritable. Most of the time I prefer to live on Bigu Dan.

Mother Ji sighed and sighed.

I understand her very well. A brat like me who doesn't listen to people's words really needs to be beaten to relieve my anger.

When I went back, the pet store was already open. It was impossible for Ji’s mother to drag a bunch of vegetables—including a live fish—to accompany me to buy pet supplies, but she looked at me worriedly before leaving and said, “How about you Wait for me, I will come over after I put the dishes, it will be ready in ten minutes."

Me: "Don't worry, I'm familiar with spending money. The big deal is that I will be taken advantage of, and I can afford to be scammed several times." Buy, buy, buy, who is not familiar with the people who came over on Double Eleven?Now that I have sufficient funds, I don't have to worry about not being able to live in the second half of the month, it's easy.

Ji's mother said: I'm worried about you.

After all, Ji's mother is not my own mother. Although she is very worried, she can neither stop me from spending money nor confiscate my wallet directly. In the end, she can only walk away step by step.

I waved to her, turned around and went into the pet shop. I am very sure that when I said just now that I said 'the big deal will be a few times the money', some shop assistants heard me. I believe they have now positioned me as a fool with a lot of money. , so the things they recommend to me later may not be good or bad, but they must be the most expensive ones.

——It’s not enough to talk about the price indiscriminately, otherwise, if I am bored to scan the price tag, and then submit evidence of their random quotation, I will be fined, required to study, rectify and a series of troubles, and they will lose a lot.

It’s too easy to confirm the price of regular products. Once you scan the price marker, the official suggested price will come out. Although a certain degree of fluctuation is allowed in actual buying and selling, you will be three or five times the price when you fluctuate. Are you uncomfortable?Not to mention that the standard use process of the price coder is to record the seller's quotation before scanning the price, and scan the store code and quotation employee code, and finally use the scanned price as a file. If there is a need to complain, this Just submit it directly.

All evidence submitted by regular price coders will be dealt with seriously. With the reduction of random quotation incidents in the mortal world, once such incidents occur, the handling of such incidents will increase. Therefore, even bad merchants generally do not do this. In order to recommend things that are expensive and unlimited to customers.The so-called deluxe limited edition, probably this kind of.