Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0266_The scumbag

Although I left, I left a monitor floating in Tu Yang's room.Originally, I didn't want to use such a wretched method, but I feel that my IQ is not enough to rely on integrity alone. I really can't think of how to figure out Ji Zuo's situation in an open and honest manner.

Of course, the monitor is still a magic weapon.Mosquito-sized, translucent, color-changing, can be remotely controlled to fly, with clear images and clear sounds.The biggest weakness is that once there is spiritual interference, it is easy to cause the image and sound to be blurred or even impossible to transmit.

In short, it is still a magic weapon to bully mortals.

It is also because the defense of Jijia Village is too weak in terms of spiritual power. It must be known that in many large cities in the mortal world and cities that are small but have many monks, the strength of spiritual power defense has been classified as part of the strength of buildings.This kind of flying mosquito-type monitor can fall to the ground dizzy as soon as it flies into the window, and is trampled flat by people passing by.The physical defense of this kind of monitor is not very good. When it is disturbed by spiritual power, it is so fragile that even ordinary people can kill it with a fly swatter-the kind of fly swatter that is charged.

I saw Ji Zuo close the door behind me through the monitor, walked up to Tu Yang who was resting on the sofa, leaned over and touched his cheek, when I thought there was going to be a big kiss next time, I'd better do no evil At the time, Ji Zuo spoke slowly:

"Very well, I performed well today. I will do the same in the future."

That kind of tone is like the compliment given by the owner after the dog brought back the Frisbee and the cat obediently peed at the designated spot.Sincerity is sincere, but it definitely doesn't look like a compliment between lovers, and it doesn't match the attachment to Tu Yang that Ji Zuo showed in front of me two hours ago.

...Hey, the step of dismantling the two of them, could it be to protect Tu Yang?I always thought it was because Tu Yang was a scumbag, in order not to irritate Ji Zuo, he had to break up early and stop the loss in time.Hey, so Ji Zuo is the scumbag?No, it seems that it is no longer a problem of scum, Tu Yang's expression...

"Yes." Tu Yang responded to Ji Zuo's compliment with dull eyes, "It is the meaning of my existence to make you happy."

This brother seems to have been brainwashed...

0267_ dense points

In the evening, after Ji Zuo came home, I waited until midnight, and then sneaked into Tu Yang's house.

According to my vision until yesterday, I thought I had to endure nausea to try the seduction, but in fact, now, I squatted beside Tu Yang's bed, watching this sleeping like a dead body, breathing regularly like a timer The unlucky guy, all he was thinking about was: If I use my spiritual power to explore the inside of this unlucky guy, will Ji Zuo be alarmed?

I think that Tu Yang's strange behavior during the day should be due to the influence of the nucleus in Ji Zuo's body.At that time, I was next to these two people but I didn't feel the fluctuation of spiritual power, so I guessed that the influence was very restrained, and physical contact was needed for the circulation of spiritual power.Although I got close to them during the day, I didn't touch them, so I couldn't perceive them.

—— Judging from Tu Yang's sluggish performance, the possibility of 'not being controlled' and 'voluntarily becoming Ji Zuo's humble servant' has been ruled out.

I thought about it again, if Tu Yang was controlled in real time, and Ji Zuo could immediately notice when I lifted the control, would she suspect that I did it?Hard to say.As a small city with a small foreign population, my existence is too conspicuous. From the perspective of relatives and relatives, it seems reasonable to suspect me first, not to mention Ji Zuo's attitude towards me recently is very abnormal.

After confirming the tone of unremovable, I tapped Tu Yang's forehead lightly with my index finger, a trace of spiritual power slowly invaded, and I was ready to withdraw it immediately when I encountered obstacles. As a result, until I explored all the meridians of Tu Yang, I couldn't I didn't encounter obstacles, but I felt that the places with abnormal spiritual power were densely packed. Although they were still distributed in a dot pattern, it was only a matter of time before the trend became one.

After probing it again, my intensive phobia was almost revealed.I don't know how Ji Zuo was affected by the core. I hope it has been completely formed into a piece, if it is still distributed in a denser dot pattern... I really don't want to investigate this thing anymore.

0268_weird

Out of the kindness of saving people, and the headache of not knowing how to talk to Ji Zuo about saving/killing monks, I thought about whether to change the order of the steps in the mission guide, let Tu Yang and Ji Zuo first Break up, and move on to the conversation.

But the quest guide said breaking the engagement. If they broke up early, it wouldn't be an engagement, let alone a breakup.Hmm... It's better not to be so literal-minded, anyway, the result is that you don't get engaged.

Just when I happily decided to do simple tasks first, Ji Zuo sent me a date invitation with a smile.

Sigh... I don't feel anything when I don't know, but when I know that this person is really cheating, no matter how I look at her smile, I think her smile is fake.This is obviously a psychological effect.

This time, the participating members included me, Ji Zuo, Tu Yang and a friend of Tu Yang, male.

"This way you won't feel embarrassed, but you can also enjoy happiness." Ji Zuo explained the appearance value of the male friend named Zhu Suo in this way.

"That's great," Ji's mother also said, "young people should make more friends."

That Mr. Zhu Suo saluted me pretendingly, and said: "It is my honor to serve such a beautiful lady."

I was so excited that my hands were shaking, and I looked at me as if I wanted to eat me alive.And although it was not obvious because of the loose pants, I still caught a glimpse of the slight bulge in his crotch. Judging from my experience of reading the materials of the Acacia Sect and understanding the same gender, this guy must be hard.

I looked at Ji Zuo and asked, "Do you really think this is appropriate?"

Ji Zuo stroked the broken hair on his forehead, and said with a smile: "Of course, do you think there's anything inappropriate?"

I stared at her for a while, and Ji Zuo just looked at me frankly, neither showing guilt nor annoyed by my unreasonable doubts.It made me wonder what she was thinking. She neither pretended to be innocent, nor panicked because I discovered the clues, nor worried that I would refuse to participate. That kind of self-confidence...

Both Beauty Fruit and Chouyan Fruit only affect the body. I haven't heard that it can also affect the brain. She is so weird. Is it a nuclear problem, or is she abnormal?

0269_Thriller

Regardless of whether Ji Zuo is normal or not, I still went to the appointment anyway.The confidence to go to the appointment is: no matter what kind of moth, the opponent is just a mortal, and I will definitely not be able to beat me who is rich in equipment.

The old saying that people with high skills are bold is always very reasonable.

The situation was a little better than I thought. Although that Zhu Suo kept moving towards me, and his eyes were always very revealing, but he never actually did anything, not even touching the corner of my clothes.

My brother's evaluation is not comprehensive. Although I have never been entangled in lewd eyes before, I have seen quite a few lewd men in my previous life.The society in the previous life was much more bottomless than the one in this life. There was nothing there. Just the things made public made people doubt the world, not to mention the shadows hidden in the dark.

So, although I was obviously obsessed, I still calmly continued to wonder what Ji Zuo meant.

Ji Zuo didn't know if it was a cooperating expression. While the men were playing, the women had something to say in private.

"Yes, Pei Lin?" Ji Zuo asked me for a vote of approval with a smile.

Temporarily classified as a woman, I nodded in agreement.

So the two men went to set up a shelf for barbecue, and Ji Zuo said to me in a seemingly affectionate manner: "What do you think of saving the monk?"

"..." I feel very horrified, have you seen the content of my mission?

"Or," Ji Zuo hadn't finished speaking, "what do you think of harming monks?"

"..." I felt even more horrified.

Most mortals refer to monks as immortals. Although they know the word "monk" and the divisions of qi training and foundation building, this is like the difference between common sayings and written language. Those who use the former and use the latter in their daily life are either dedicated to learning and are used to it, or they are suspected of pretending.And Ji Zuo now...

There was something fanatical on her face: "If I save a monk, do you think he might accept me as an apprentice in return for his kindness? Or if I kill a monk, will his enemies accept me as an apprentice?" ?”

0270_The minimum bottom line

In fact, there are not many rules for monks to accept apprentices. On the surface, it depends on fate. If you have a fate, you can accept a Dharma apprentice. If you don’t have a fate, no matter how talented you are.

However, no matter how irregular, casual, or out-of-the-ordinary, at the very least, the disciples are able to pass on at least part of the master's cultivation experience.In other words, a monk's apprentice must at least have the possibility of cultivation, or to define it more concisely, at least he must have spiritual roots.

I have not carefully investigated the situation of Ji Zuo's spiritual root, but testing the spiritual root of children in the modern mortal world is almost one of the indispensable growth procedures, and every child will test again collectively when they first enter elementary school. Don't bury anyone who might become a fairy.

Even if it stops at the Qi training period, its life span is double that of ordinary mortals, and it can obtain the qualification to directly talk with the cultivation world, and obtain many resources that are difficult to obtain in the mortal world.These are great temptations.

Some parents are unwilling to allow their children, especially girls, to cultivate, just because their spiritual roots are too poor. It is difficult for five spiritual roots and even some four spiritual roots to achieve results. It will take many years to enter the Qi training period.

Even though there was good feedback afterwards, the many years spent in cultivation also separated this person from the mortal world, and his strength was not enough to live well in the cultivation world, so he ended up in the gap between the two worlds without embarrassment or embarrassment. After a lifetime, there is some material satisfaction, but spiritual emptiness.

But whether or not to cultivate is only considered after the spiritual root is determined, and very few parents will not even allow their children to test the spiritual root.If a single spiritual root is detected, then the whole family will ascend to heaven, who would refuse?

At Ji Zuo's age, there is no trace of cultivation, so it is obvious that she has not been tested to have spiritual roots.Since there is no spiritual root, no monk will accept him as a disciple no matter what the reason is.The closest situation is that some low-level sect gives her a chance to be a handyman disciple, but that is meaningless at all, because no one will waste time instructing her on the method of cultivation, she can at most read the general practice books, And it has never been a secret that that thing is sold in bookstores in the mortal world.

So I told Ji Zuo the truth: "It's unlikely."