Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0318_extension

Me: "Then let's talk about it after I go out, I can't do two things with ease here."

The little uncle frowned.

He is short-tempered, and gets irritable when he hears that he has to wait.This can be blamed on his spiritual roots.

The Thundering Root mutated from the Fire Spiritual Root is one of the most irritable Spiritual Roots. Although the Ice Spiritual Root is mutated from the Water Spiritual Root, only the appearance inherits the tolerance and calmness of the Water Spiritual Root, and the inside is as sharp as the Thunder Spiritual Root. revealing.

So it's not surprising that the little uncle with Lei Bing's double spirit root is irritable and irritable, but it's strange that I, the ice spirit root, are slow.But I still have the wood spirit root, which is a very gentle spirit root, probably because it neutralizes the sharpness of the ice spirit root.

After confirming that I was not delaying the time with excuses, the little master took out a magic weapon, operated it twice, then retracted the magic weapon and helped me shield the surrounding fire aura.

I have a bad feeling...

Young Master Uncle: "Okay, I asked you to extend your ice cave training time by one day, and the application has been approved, and now you can speak."

... I asked cautiously: "Say the whole day?"

The little uncle was surprised: "Do you have so much to say?"

You beat me up. "Didn't you say it was extended for a day?"

Junior Martial Uncle: "It's best to add one more day. Don't worry about being petty, you don't have the heroism of a swordsman at all."

...Thank you, fortunately, it is not the best operation to add a week or a month... I am a ghost!You can ask the Disciplinary Department, usually punishing students who make mistakes into the ice cave is only punished for a day or two, but you just gave me a day for a few words, and I didn’t even start to say, I would like to ask which sword How can Xiu be so careless?

Yes, the elders have the authority to punish disciples for any reason or even without reason within a certain range, and assign tasks to disciples... But!I, I... I'm used to it too...

0319_ find a partner

I sighed, hugged the fur ball in my hand, and answered the little uncle: "Yes, I pretended to be a woman." Speaking of which, your information channel is a little bit poor, because others just took over the task. Knowing the situation, you didn't realize it until I finished the mission.

Little Martial Uncle: "Is there any discomfort in your heart?"

"Fortunately, I didn't pretend to be anything deliberately. I changed my hairstyle and wore neutral clothes, nothing else."

Little Martial Uncle: "Hasn't it been exposed?"

...I deliberated whether to respond with a tone of relief or frustration, but in the end I didn't know what my tone was, anyway, the answer was: "No."

The little uncle pondered.

I felt a little wrong, and the question was too detailed, so I asked back, "Is there any question?"

Junior Martial Uncle: "There is a secret realm."

oh.There are so many secret realms, which one do you say?

Little Martial Uncle: "You need a lover to enter."

I:"……"

Little Martial Uncle: "Must be male and female lovers."

I:"……"

Uncle Junior: "But there is no reliable method in the secret realm to check whether each pair entering is a lover, and whether it is a man and a woman. Even if they are pretending, as long as they are not exposed before they come out, they can still be in it." Do whatever you want."

I think I know which secret realm you are talking about...

Little Martial Uncle: "I have to go, I need a partner."

I immediately refused: "I'm only in the foundation building stage."

Little Martial Uncle: "It doesn't matter what your cultivation level is there."

Me: "The god-forming stage and the foundation-building stage are lovers, do you believe it?"

Little Martial Uncle: "I believe it."

Damn, you are so shameless that I can't even continue talking.

Uncle Xiao: "The definition of lovers there is very low. It's fine to bring a stove and have a one-night stand. The request for 'lovers' is just a fig leaf, and the focus is on a man and a woman. They were exposed before and were invited out. , It’s all about gender cheating.”

Me: "Then why don't you just find a aunt to accompany you? No matter how fake it looks, there is a possibility of cheating. Since the requirements for lovers are very low, it's totally fine..."

I couldn't go on, the young master's face was very gloomy.Well, I can understand that there may not be any of the sisters of Yunxiazong who have never molested the junior uncle.

The little uncle looked at me, and the corners of his eyes twitched: "There is another reason, that the secret realm attaches great importance to appearance, the better the appearance, the easier it is to get close to Chongbao."

Me: "But there is always a problem with pretending. I didn't wear clothes in the mortal world because others didn't even think about going there, and didn't check me, otherwise I would just go to a hospital and reveal my truth in minutes. Oh, there is no need to go to the hospital, come to someone with rich experience All the doctors will doubt me, so I try not to go out when I can not go out in the mortal world. Reduce the chance of meeting people and reducing the possibility of meeting high-ranking people."

Little Martial Uncle: "I have a magic weapon that can disguise my gender."

Me: "Then other people must have a spiritual tool or even a spiritual treasure that can see through the disguise. The Jade and Secret Realm has so strict restrictions on the matching of men and women. Although there were records of the same gender entering and coming out smoothly in the past, there are quite a few. But those records are all gone. After shopping around, there is no pair who got anything of high value from Yuhe."

0320_No agreement

The little uncle squinted at me, and said in a bad tone, "You know I'm talking about the Jade and Secret Realm?"

How do you think I don't know?Although limited by the level, I can only see some superficial information on many secret realms, but most of the characteristics are still revealed from the superficial.Or do you think my reading addiction will let go of the secret realm information?

I answered him as a matter of course: "The characteristics are obvious."

The little uncle spread out his hands, and a ball of lightning gathered in his palm, and the fire aura around him was also wrapped in the ball of lightning, which looked extremely dangerous.He asked, "Are you sure you don't want to go?"

you are silly?Threat me with this?You are more threatening with a rotten wooden stick.After all, you beat me with a rotten wooden stick and no one cares about you, but the thing in your hand hit me and I was seriously injured, and the Disciplinary Department and my father are going to deal with you.

Although Yunxiazong allows the elders to punish disciples casually within a certain range, but pay attention to 'within a certain range'.If you make the disciple dying at every turn, even if you are an elder, you won't tolerate you, besides, you can't beat my father.The key is based on your past records. Although you have a bad temper, you usually attack your peers when you want to do it.They are usually quite tolerant towards the juniors. If they do it themselves, at most they can help with an exploding head or something, and there will be no injuries.

I looked at him very calmly and fearlessly, maybe my expression was less twitchy, the dangerous objects in my uncle's hands seemed to be bigger and denser, so I was even less afraid.

The little uncle snorted coldly, and smashed the dangerous object down, until the sixth layer of magma splashed up like water.While he was still smashing, he suddenly lifted the defensive shield placed on me, so the fire aura and magma rushed towards me joyfully, making me stagger.The fur ball quickly helped me block it, and I quickly adjusted my rhythm.After the adjustment was finally made, the little uncle had long since disappeared.

Tsk tsk tsk, Tangtang is a great power in the stage of transformation, so narrow-minded, he even took revenge when he couldn't agree.

Alas... needing to stay here for an extra day is a greater revenge.

0321_Girlfriend Rival

Eight days later, I crawled out of the ice cave, feeling burnt all over my body.Although he paid attention to replenishing water, his body surface seemed to be covered with cracks.

Today's watchmen are not the same as when I went in.The senior sister who is the caretaker is very distressed. As soon as I came out, I smeared my face, and then started to smear my hands.

I let her move and said, "This mask..."

Sister: "Oh, I adjusted it myself, and I always feel that something is not right, but don't worry, the repairing power is absolutely fine."

Me: "I just want to say, I know what's wrong."

Senior Sister: "Yes, I knew you would have a conclusion after trying it out. What's wrong?"

Me: "It's the repairing power. I'm not saying that the repairing power is not enough, on the contrary, the repairing power is too strong, too much emphasis on treatment, it is a treatment for wounds. But the mask is not a wound medicine, and its healing value cannot be piled up one-sidedly. You should... ..."

"Hmm." The brother next to him couldn't listen anymore.

The senior sister turned her head and glared at him: "Cough what?"

Brother: "...there is too much anger here, and my throat feels uncomfortable."

"Promise!" the senior sister said, taking a bottle of water and going over.

The senior brother unscrewed the bottle cap silently, and took small sips of the strangely colored liquid that smelled like medicine to me.

I looked at my senior sister and said, "The medicine is too heavy. Don't prescribe it like this for daily maintenance and conditioning."

The senior sister was taken aback, and reached out to snatch the bottle in the senior brother's hand. The senior brother quickly protected the bottle and took a few steps back: "Why? Give it to me and it will be mine."

Senior Sister: "Didn't you hear what Junior Brother Pei said?"

Brother: "You will listen to what he says?"

Ouch, what a strong sour taste.But your jealousy is a bit unique. Your rival in love is discussing facial masks and throat lotion with your sweetheart?This is clearly a girlfriend.Although my sexual orientation is not known to everyone in the Yunxia Sect, it is generally better to inquire about me before treating me as a rival in love.You don't know anything and you just chase after the girl, and you compete with the girl's best friend as soon as you come?Do you still want to hug the beautiful woman back home?

Sure enough, I saw the senior sister with her arms akimbo: "I'll just listen! Can you control it?! Who are you! Do I know you?!"

...Hey, don't open your mouth when you are angry. Talking nonsense hurts others and yourself, it's no good.

The senior brother blushed slightly and looked like he was about to roar, so I quickly interrupted: "I wish you two Enai a lifetime to have a baby, but before you flirt, can you send me my data report first?"

0322_data

For safety, every disciple who entered the ice cave was monitored.It's not about monitoring what it's doing, but about the number of layers it's in and its spiritual power data.When the fluctuation of spiritual power exceeds the safe range, the monitor will send out an alarm for timely rescue.

And even if it does not exceed the safe range, as long as the monk is not dead, the spiritual power is constantly fluctuating, and different fluctuation methods and amplitudes represent different meanings.This data record is very valuable for reflection, so after the disciples come out of the ice cave, they will get all the data of their spiritual power fluctuations when they were in the ice cave.

It's just a docking of the magic weapon, which is very convenient and quick, but according to the process, the permission of the guardian is required.

——The situation that the watchman does not allow is that although the fluctuation of spiritual power does not exceed the safe range, but there are suspicious signs, it needs to be identified. After the identification is completed, the disciples who entered the cave can copy the data.If there is a situation where the fluctuation of spiritual power exceeds the range, after the punishment content is clarified, the data belonging to it can still be copied.

Things that can help disciples improve their cultivation, except for limited resources that cannot be shared equally and things that are too precious to be given easily, Yunxia Sect will not withhold them.

After I finished speaking, the two senior brothers and sisters were silent together, then the senior sister reacted first and gave me a blank look, and then the senior also reacted and glared at me.

...So when it comes to other people's love affairs, don't get involved, because no matter what you say or do, you will not please both sides.

So I put on a straight face: "Is the data returned?"

"Yes, of course." The senior sister smiled.

"I'll come." The brother said.

Why are you here? Come here, let me go, I will go and connect the magic weapon with the magic weapon by myself.It's not the first time I've used the ice cave, and I'm not unfamiliar with the steps.

The senior sister didn't look at my expression of ignoring the two of them, she smiled sweetly at the senior brother and said, "Okay."

I asked myself: Do you feel the harm done to single dogs?

I answered myself: No, I only feel that people who are not in love are normal in IQ and stable in behavior.

——These two guys look really stupid.Who arranges the roster?How can a pair of lovers be on duty together?Do you still want to guarantee the correct rate of work?