Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0323_Sister

When I returned to Pei Feng in misery, I found my sister had returned.Although there are frequent communications, I haven't seen a living person for almost a year.

"Hey, second brother, you look a bit miserable." My sister said, "After you were punished by the father, I heard that you were punished by the uncle?"

What are you listening to?The speed at which Yunxiazong's gossip spread was so good that it made the person concerned heartbroken.

I sat on the stone bench, put my face against the cool stone table, and hummed feebly.

Sister: "Your tricks are not bad, I feel itchy when I look at it."

I turned my head, rested my chin on the stone table, looked at her, and heard her continue to say: "Second brother, let's have an affair."

I slowly turned my head to look at the old man who was sitting beside him holding a cup of tea, motionless as a mountain.

My sister waved her hand: "Father won't care about it. Come on, do you want to compose a hymn to love with eldest sister?"

I let out a long sigh and sat up straight: "I'm purely gay."

Sister: "Do you like Pei Sen better?"

How can you bring everything up to your twins' infighting?Me: "You must force me to tell the truth. I'm not interested in... who are hundreds of generation gaps away."

Sister: "What did you omit?"

Me: "I'm very weak now, I don't want to be beaten."

With a sword, my sister cut off a piece of the stone table in front of me and picked it up on me.

Annoyed, and threatened with force, I will tell you that I will not take this.If you have the guts to cut me directly, see if daddy will slap you away.

The old man took a sip of tea slowly.

0324_guess

I put one face back on the stone table, and then put the stone piece my sister picked out for me on the other face—although we live on the top of the mountain, the temperature is below zero all year round except for a few places specially set up, but I Now I still feel that my whole body is on fire, the heat cannot be dissipated cleanly, and I need to cool down physically.

My sister came over and poked me: "Second brother, to be serious with you, shall we be lovers for a while?"

From which point of view is this correct?

I shouldn't, look at her acting stupid.

She put on a tiger face: "Do you agree or not?"

Me: "No." Under the premise of safety and security, I am very powerful and unyielding-what, revenge afterwards?Hehehe, then she waits slowly.The entire Yunxia Sect is under the protection of the old man, and let alone the Yunxia Sect, I don't even have much time to leave Pei Feng.The dead house is such a peace of mind.

My sister glared at me.

Just stare, I'm afraid people won't see it?If you don't mind your eyes getting tired, you can keep staring.

My sister gave up: "Why didn't you agree?" She was wronged.

I lazily sat down again: "Either, you tell me what's going on from the beginning, or you don't mention it. I'll give you 10 minutes, and I'll go back to my room to sleep in 10 minutes."

Sister: "How do you sleep during the foundation building period? What about the quality of your monk?"

Me: "It was baked and evaporated."

My sister reaches out and touches my head - why do these people have such a soft spot for my head?Believe it or not, I wear a needle helmet? ——Said: "It's so pitiful. Will the eldest sister give you a massage?"

I said."

My sister: "I think you seem to have guessed something?"

From the time I saw her to the present, her expression has really changed.Flattering, ambiguous, inciting, threatening, suspicious, condemning...

But it's useless to become more, I have seen through her essence and guessed her purpose.

0325_Invitation to form a team

Me: "Why do you think I was punished by the junior uncle?" Although the junior uncle didn't want to punish me at the beginning.

My sister was puzzled for a while, and then she was puzzled for a while, but my father spoke first: "He wants you as a partner?"

Me: "Yeah, I don't think it's feasible unless I just take a look at it. So I refused. Seriously, can my misogyny be cured?"

My father: "It's not disgust, it's fear, although he himself will not admit whether he is disgusted or afraid."

Me: "Actually, I haven't been able to figure it out. The little uncle's psychological problems are obvious. Why did he reach the stage of transformation smoothly?"

My dad: "Looking at the results, of course it's because none of those problems are problems."

Me: "Is he pretending to care?"

My father: "No, it is true to care, but if you care openly, it will not become a psychological bondage. Cultivating the mind is not the only way to cultivate the mind without any hindrance. Everyone's way is different. The important thing is You must stick to your own way, and even, you can regard 'not insisting' as a kind of way."

Me: "I don't understand."

My father: "You will understand when you reach this level, just remember it now."

Tsk, these words are like coaxing children like 'you will know when you grow up'.

My sister raised her hand: "It means that the little master uncle told the second brother about the Jade and Secret Realm, and asked the second brother to pretend to be a woman and go with him?"

I nodded.

My sister: "Wow, the news didn't get out."

Nonsense, we are talking in the ice cave, there is no one... Oh, not necessarily, if someone happens to be practicing nearby, it is possible to listen to it, unless the little uncle deliberately blocked the sound transmission... Well, in order With the face-saving style of the little master uncle, it is still possible to do this hand shielding.

My sister: "Then you already know the cause and effect, team up with me."

I said that I don't know anything except Yuhe Secret Realm and its public fur information.

0326_ five groups

My sister scratched her head: "It's very troublesome to explain, how much did my little uncle tell you? I'll listen to it and then go on."

Me: "Uncle Xiao is as troublesome as you are. Even the place of Jade and Secret Realm is guessed by myself. I don't know anything about the situation, please start from the beginning. Also, what I know about Jade and Secret Realm It’s only superficial, if there is any information that is not available in the foundation building period but is needed for this operation, please also tell me.”

"I don't know how much information I can see during the foundation building period." My sister muttered, and then sighed, "Okay. To put it simply, it is said that a treasure has been produced in the Jade and Secret Realm. In order to know what this treasure is, and when to confirm this After the treasure is valuable to the sect, it can be taken back, Yunxia sect decided to let the disciples go in."

Me: "That is to say, I don't know what the treasure is at all, and I can't even be sure if there is a treasure?"

My sister: "Yes. The news was released by Yuhe Secret Realm itself. Both the Ten Ten and the Loose Cultivation Alliance have received invitations. Maybe some second-rate sects have also heard about it, but I don't know if they can get in by themselves. It is quite big. It is estimated that the treasure is real, but it is also possible that Yuhe Secret Realm wants to use this treasure to obtain something."

Me: "Auction?"

My sister: "I don't know."

Me: "I don't know anything. If someone sends a message, we will rush to it..."

My sister: "So, for the sake of face and safety, you can't go there with a lot of fanfare, and you have to take the elite route. The preliminary decision is to send five groups of couples, two groups are true, three groups can be true or false, and one group is true and one The fake group is in the light, and the remaining three groups are in the dark, and among these three groups, there is another group that is considered to be mobile. It can be changed from dark to light when necessary. Partner, my partner and I are both in the dark group, occupying false spots, and the false spots in the open are occupied by senior brother."

I said 'huh': "Eldest brother is going too? Is this showing too much importance?"

My sister: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the position of 'future leader'? For things that may be important but not suitable for expressing their importance, the senior brother is the most suitable to go. Including things that are completely unimportant, he goes No problem. Anyway, he is still a junior disciple, and he needs to earn contribution points by doing missions with both quality and quantity. "Assisting in the management of the sect" is not included in his mission completion times, it is his responsibility, although contribution It’s all about him.”

I said 'oh', and once again felt that the big brother was really tired. I don't know how he enjoyed it. There are so many differences in the outlook on life and values ​​between people.

0327_Jade and Secret Realm

What can be called a secret realm is a place that is separated from the normal world in time and space, and its interior forms a cycle of its own, creating a small world by itself.

Although it is called a "small" world, the internal space of some secret realms is not small, and some of them can even be compared with the total area of ​​the cultivation world of this star.

Yuhe Secret Realm is not such a huge world, it is exquisite, and the natural environment, architectural style, cultural traditions, etc. inside are all exquisite and beautiful without exception.

Every secret realm is like a house to the outside world, only when the door is opened, outsiders can enter.

The way to open the door can be that people from the outside find the key to open it, or the aborigines inside open the door and invite outsiders to enter.In addition, breaking in violently is also a method, but this method requires strength on the one hand, and on the other hand, those who enter in this way will be regarded as hostile by the secret realm, and the secret realm will never take the initiative to give benefits, so I want to start from The only way to get anything in the secret realm is to continue violence and rob.

The Wanxin Secret Realm uses the first method, and a bunch of keys are thrown out. After getting to know the ice sculpture ghost, I guess he can open the second method.

There has always been only the second method in the Jade and Secret Realm, and outsiders have not yet found a reliable key that can take people at will.

There is no fixed opening time or location for the opening of Yuhe Secret Realm. Whether it can be opened or not depends entirely on whether Yuheren has a fancy beauty.

Sometimes when you are sitting at home, a beautiful woman suddenly appears in front of you and smiles at you: "Master/Miss has a predestined relationship with Yuhe, do you want to visit Yuhe with your lover?"

— This mostly happens in the mortal world.If Yuhe wants to play this hand in Yunxiazong, he must hit the mountain wall.And if it's against Jianzong...it's too tragic, I won't make up my mind.

Yuhe can't directly enter the sect to invite, but he can stop a disciple of a certain sect outside the sect, hand over an invitation card, and invite someone from his sect.This invitation is considered a key, but unfortunately it is a one-time use. The invited person is also written on the invitation by name and name, and no one else can use it, and the style of the invitation is constantly changing.

The aborigines of Yuhe are all beauties, both men and women, and the people invited by Yuhe are also beauties, both men and women-beauties measured based on the average appearance value in the cultivation world.For example...

"You got the invitation from Yuhe?" I looked at my sister suspiciously.My sister's appearance is actually only a little higher than the average level in the cultivation world, and the emotional score is 75. I don't think it is up to Yuhe's standard.

My sister narrowed her eyes: "What do you mean?"

I said honestly: "I'm afraid that you will be thrown out as soon as you walk into Yuhe."