Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0328_Invitation

My sister slammed the table up when she heard the words, and the stone table was shattered into pieces by her—again.

It's okay, Jianxiu Peak has no shortage of stones, just move another piece over and cut it for use, anyway, the design style of all Jianxiufeng's furniture is so simple and unpretentious.

My sister put the hilt of her sword against my throat: "You mean I'm ugly?"

Me: "It's too difficult to find an ugly person among the monks. I just said that you are not far above the average for beauty. Yuhe invites beauties at least above 75 points, and your score is about [-]."

My father glanced at me and commented: "You look like a swordsman when you are looking for draws."

What is like?I was originally a swordsman.

My father: "However, lack of beating is a shortcoming that needs to be corrected by the sword repairer's publicity, and it is not a feature worthy of praise."

Okay, I know you old man is not praising me.

My sister withdrew her sword and turned her head away from me, angrily: "Yuhe's invitation this time has stated that the requirement for appearance can be lowered, as long as it is not too ugly... In your words, it is fine if it is above the average line." .I'm barely qualified."

I was stunned, and then felt wrong: "Last time, Yuhe lowered the standard so much... It was because their king had a unique taste and wanted to choose a concubine, and then..."

My father: "Later, the person who chose the gate of rebirth was chosen, but that person refused, and Yuhe would not let him go. The gate of rebirth almost wiped out Yuhe."

Me: "Did you invite the Gate of Rebirth this time?"

My father: "Invited. Except for the words and sentences related to the name of the sect and the characteristics of the sect, the form and content of the post are exactly the same as those given to us by Yunxia Sect."

Me: "Are you sure that all the posts are the same? There are also those from the Loose Cultivation Alliance in the top ten?"

My father: "I didn't look carefully, it's roughly the same, I didn't pay attention to the details."

It turns out that you also paid attention to the joke about the Gate of Rebirth.Me: "I think Yuhe's plan is really big this time."

My father: "When you see a beautiful woman, you can't walk. Yuhe is like that. Let them play tricks and they will think they are unattractive. Don't think about them too darkly. Be careful just in case. Jiang Wei Xiao knows it well, you just follow his instructions and act."

Well, yes.Although I am usually dissatisfied with the big brother, I also admit that as long as the big brother is around, I feel very stable.

...Wait, I haven't promised to go yet?

0329_ Candidates

"There is still a festival between Yuhe Secret Realm and the Gate of Rebirth..." My sister was quite emotional, "Why don't I know?"

My father: "It's not a matter of face. In addition to the gate of death, other sects were cheated by Yuhe back then. They were ashamed and didn't want to talk about it. It happened before you were born. You don't know That's normal too."

My sister looks at me.It happened before she was born, and certainly before I was born.As a result, she didn't know, but I did.But what's the comparison?I'm a reader, does she?

"There is a gossip counter in Cangshu Pavilion." I told her.

My dad looks at me.Well, that's 'Secret Analysis of Other Schools'.But isn't the practice of Yunxia Sect just to ignore the official name and just call it a common name, as long as you can understand it.

Me: "Invitation from Yuhe, what is the restricted number of people entering?"

My sister: "Twenty."

Me: "Can I see the invitation?"

My sister: "If you agree to go, you can ask senior brother to watch it. If you don't agree to go, you don't have the right to watch it."

Me: "... then can you tell me the content of the invitation first?"

My sister: "No qualifications."

Revenge, it's definitely revenge.

"It's not clearly stated on the invitation," my father said, "but it's mentioned that only those who meet certain conditions can get the treasure. We suspect that there is more than one treasure, and which one you can get may be related to your cultivation. A person needs to cover all levels of cultivation. From Qi training to transforming spirits."

Qi training, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying and Huashen. "Two of each?" I calculated the average.

My sister was disgusted: "How can one Yuhe work for two elders?"

Me: "So?"

My sister educated me: "The local monks in Yuhe are most active in building foundations and golden elixirs, so most of the people we go there are building building elixirs. There are three building foundations, four golden elixirs, and one each of the others."

Me: "I want two real couples."

My sister: "That's right, a pair of Golden Cores and a pair of Foundation Establishment. The only remaining place for Establishment Foundation will be given to you. How is the elder sister treating you? Hurry up and agree."

I was thinking that apart from those two pairs of real ones, the rest are too obviously fake, and all cultivation bases are not equal.

Me: "I think you should make a pair with the big brother. You can pretend to be real. Then I will set up a Qi training period, and I can pretend to be real."

My sister: "It doesn't matter whether it's real or not. Yuhe only looks at beauties, not constancy, but one-night stands, quick marriages and quick divorces, getting together and breaking up quickly, early adopters..."

Oh, the little uncle said the same thing, it seems that Yuhe's lack of integrity is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

0330_Partner situation

I asked, "Who are the ones who have already decided to go? Besides you, senior brother and junior uncle, who else?"

My sister: "The real couple in the Jindan period is Discipline Peak... Hey, they are two of the ice cave guards. You may have seen them when you entered and exited the ice cave this time. They are Yan Gui and Duan Zhe."

Oh, Yan Gui who put on a healing mask on my face, and Duan Zhe who took me as a rival in love. "Are they a couple? I thought they were underage?"

My sister: "It's not enough if we don't form a Taoist couple. Is it possible that we still have to pick two pairs of Taoist couples? Then the range of choices will be narrow. At least there are still Jindan stage, and the Yunxia Sect can have a pair of Taoist couples during the foundation period." nothing."

That is, the appearance of the Foundation Establishment period basically looks like they are still underage - including me - it is too devastating for people to get married.

My sister: "The Nascent Soul Stage is Senior Sister Sang Huaisu. The couple in the Foundation Establishment Stage and the Qi Training Stage have not yet been decided."

Me: "Senior Sister Sang Huaisu? Go with Senior Brother?"

My sister nodded: "Where is the Asura Field? Random thoughts. Senior Sister Sang has long since put it down."

Me: "You're the one talking, I'm just asking about my partner."

My sister: "I still don't know about your head? You think about it all day long."

Can this blame me for fantasizing?

0331_Get to the bottom of it

Senior Sister Sang Huaisu was the most popular candidate for the heir to the head of the sect before the senior brother joined the ranks, but at that time the attitude of the head of the sect was always vague and treated all candidates equally.Of course, the head of the sect was still in his prime at that time, and he was not in a hurry to decide on an heir—in fact, he is also in his prime now, so there is no need to rush—it is normal to be impartial.As a result, as soon as the senior brother got started, the head of the sect was abnormal. The previous highest voices were all ignored, and he stopped observing the candidates.

If I were a conspiracy theory, I would have brainwashed the elder brother for drugging, vomiting, and cursing the head... [-] times—although in fact I also brainstormed [-] times.

But the fact is that Quanyunxiazong has so many infants and gods staring at it, and Ms. Yunxia is actually equivalent to the Mahayana stage. What can the elder brother do with a Jindan stage?Even if there is any conspiracy against Yunxiazong behind him, this conspiracy must be realized through the elder brother who is in Yunxiazong.Eldest brother, can a Jindan stage not show his flaws under this heavy marking?Oh, that's not right, when the sect master fell in love with the elder brother, he was only at the foundation stage.

And to determine who is the heir, although the head has the right to choose, the other Nascent Souls also have the right to vote, and the elders and Ms. Yunxia each have a veto right.Therefore, without the consent of Ms. Yunxia, ​​all the elders, and most of the Yuanying, even if the leader likes Jiang Weixiao, he will not be able to become a senior senior brother.

From a reasonable conspiracy point of view, if the senior brother really has connotations behind him, he should not be so prominent, but should be allowed to slowly gain everyone's approval without showing off—this is no difficulty for the senior brother— ——Wait until the current head begins to age, and then he will become the heir naturally.

Now that the elder brother is so prominent, after the head of the sect decided to choose him as the successor, his background has been plowed countless times by the whole sect, and there is really no privacy left for him.Although it is only the elders like Yuanying and Huashen who are fully aware of all his privacy, Jindan Zhuji below was not less curious when he saw the sudden emergence of his elder brother.I did my own research, and got some information from my elders...

I have to say, being investigated in this way, from the eight generations of ancestors to the dog who was born three streets away, to cheating the little girl on candied haws, being chased by hooligans for two streets, and falsely accusing the little policeman who educated him... Collapse, the elder brother is indeed a talent who can take on big things.

If, under such inspection with a microscope, senior brother can still hide any major problem, and in the end because of this major problem, the Yunxia Sect was destroyed or suffered a devastating loss, in my father's words: "This sect is also It's time to die."

0332_No choice

Me: "There are ten places in total. If I join, Pei Feng will get two. Elder Pei, are you not playing for personal gain?"

My father: "You didn't play favoritism on your head."

My sister's voice is weird: "Yes, it's on my head. Yuhe."

...Oh, Yuhe, good looks.Of course, the two beauties of Yunxia Sect can all go, maybe...

"The invitation card gives twenty places, and two of them are fixed, little uncle, and you." My sister confirmed my guess.It seems that I have a good reputation... No, Yuhe seems to have a special way to sense beauties, even if they are deep in the boudoir, they can detect and send out invitations.

Wait a minute, "Then you ask me if I will participate?"

My sister: "I'm asking if you want to be a couple with me. And if Yuhe is invited, do you have to go? You also have the right to refuse the invitation, idiot."

oh.But I still go, otherwise the outside world will think that I am too beautiful to be worthy of the name and dare not meet people.

Although I want to go to Yuhe, I don't want to act like a couple with my sister.Although Yuhe's lower limit is low, even if it is detected that my sister and I are related by blood, I don't care about an incestuous couple, but I'm afraid.Acting as a couple with a woman is enough, and that woman is my sister is simply unbearable.

My sister sneered: "Let me do the math for you. Two real couples, so four people will be removed. There will be six people left, three men and three women. If the woman removes me, only Senior Sister Sang and the Qi training period will be left. Humility, you are allowed to choose first..."

"I match with the Qi training period!" I snapped.

It didn't win.

The little uncle first picked a girl partner during the Qi training period.I know that girl, she participated in the selection meeting in the same class as me, she was No.5 at the time, she was directly selected into Yushou Peak without taking the formal exam, the key point is, this is a real loli, she is eight and a half years old now.

The little uncle is really a beast.However, his misogyny or misophobia does not affect the children. It is better to choose a lolita than to ask me to be a boy and dress up as a woman.

But he is so sure, my choice is only Senior Sister Sang or my own sister.

Looking at the senior brother and Sister Sang discussing the plans after entering Yuhe, and seeing my sister's thugs who don't worry about everything, I sighed: I can only incest.